EPT"Do you want to witness the exponential growth of my natural log?"
Next one is just yeah
"Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaaammmmmm"
Your very own ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE Thread!
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
"Do you want to witness the exponential growth of my natural log?" Next one is just yeah "Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaaammmmmm" | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
Edit: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44128¤tpage=4 | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
I want ORIGINAL!! NOWWWWW | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On September 19 2006 08:08 Rekrul wrote: Do you fancy a fuck? | ||
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
Preemptive defense: + Show Spoiler + worked on your mom last night. | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
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On December 16 2008 16:04 Fontong wrote: "If I flip this coin what are my chances of getting head?" Edit: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44128¤tpage=4 that is so fucking hilarious | ||
Empyrean
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:06 OmgIRok wrote: Just because they are corny doesn't mean they are original! I want ORIGINAL!! NOWWWWW edit: sigh that sounded like a troll -_- i need some sleep. | ||
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Brett
Australia3820 Posts
^ Works. REALLY WELL. | ||
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my_4th_account
Somalia20 Posts
and then i get laid. | ||
MrHoon
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my_4th_account
Somalia20 Posts
meh.. i can do at least few thousands fuck in a single laid session | ||
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
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vAltyR
United States581 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:02 OmgIRok wrote: "Do you want to witness the exponential growth of my natural log?" Too bad ln(x) doesn't have exponential growth. </nerd> wanna screw? + Show Spoiler [screw] + ![[image loading]](http://www.artestuff.com/images/j-rail-white-screw.jpg) | ||
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qaswedfr25
United States212 Posts
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PH
United States6173 Posts
"So the other day I went fishing and caught a fish about this big" (fish about shoulder width apart). "But damn...today, I went fishing...and caught a fish thiiiiis big!" (wrap arm around her shoulder while showing how big fish was.) -____-;; | ||
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Chameleon
United States604 Posts
(Not really trying to be funny, I really said it to a girl and it really worked) | ||
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:07 PH wrote: lol that sounds funnyStand next to girl. "So the other day I went fishing and caught a fish about this big" (fish about shoulder width apart). "But damn...today, I went fishing...and caught a fish thiiiiis big!" (wrap arm around her shoulder while showing how big fish was.) -____-;; | ||
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xhuwin
United States476 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:02 OmgIRok wrote: Next one is just yeah "Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaaammmmmm" I read that as "Are you a reaver." Completely different reaction. >> | ||
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Wolverine
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Misrah
United States1695 Posts
LETS FUCK? | ||
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
It's because I came. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u106/jodogohoo/snapshot20081126220446bmp.jpg) kind of related | ||
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yoshtodd
United States418 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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hymn
Bulgaria832 Posts
I've asked two girls if they want to play strip poker with me and they both agreed. When I see a girl is interested in me and I find her cute at some time at a party I simply ask "Wanna go play strip poker upstairs?". Nothing special but it has 100% success so far. And once I said to a girl "Hey, there is a party at my place! Wanna come?". She says "Ok, who's gonna be there?". And I say "Me, you and a bottle of vodka". We laughed then but after a few days she asked me if we're gonna do the party. | ||
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Bosu
United States3247 Posts
"I have been following you for like 20 minutes, can I have your number?" | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:07 PH wrote: Stand next to girl. "So the other day I went fishing and caught a fish about this big" (fish about shoulder width apart). "But damn...today, I went fishing...and caught a fish thiiiiis big!" (wrap arm around her shoulder while showing how big fish was.) -____-;; I have a similar one to the second one, one of my friends told me, so it might not be original. "If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder (touch the shoulder nearest you) or THIS shoulder? (put arm around them to touch farthest shoulder)" | ||
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HeyitsClay
Canada336 Posts
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Avius
Iraq1796 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:27 yoshtodd wrote: Baby, I think you just put my tank in Siege Mode. Hahahaha, golden! | ||
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
"Niiiice, how much?" | ||
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DwmC_Foefen
Belgium2186 Posts
)joey tribbiani ^^ for those who don't know) Always works:p | ||
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PH
United States6173 Posts
On December 16 2008 18:02 hymn wrote: A few days ago I saw a friend and I ask him "Hey, have you seen the sex videos of your gf?". His face was changing for a few seconds and he says "NO!". Me "Ok, I will show you, I filmed them last night with my phone...". Then I couldn't keep my face straight after seeing his and I burst out laughing. He got the joke and said I really got him with that. Also said I'm an asshole lol. I've asked two girls if they want to play strip poker with me and they both agreed. When I see a girl is interested in me and I find her cute at some time at a party I simply ask "Wanna go play strip poker upstairs?". Nothing special but it has 100% success so far. And once I said to a girl "Hey, there is a party at my place! Wanna come?". She says "Ok, who's gonna be there?". And I say "Me, you and a bottle of vodka". We laughed then but after a few days she asked me if we're gonna do the party. If it has a success rate above 0%, then it doesn't belong in this thread. | ||
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GearitUP
United States337 Posts
xD | ||
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PH
United States6173 Posts
One of my friends convinced me to go out on the dance floor with him to "hook up with chicks". He for some reason thought that dancing with a girl counted as hooking up with them. -____-;; In any case, I knew I wasn't gonna get any that night, but decided, 'why the fuck not?' We found a group of girls dancing by themselves...he walked up, and started dancing with one of them. I walked up as my hobo-dressed self and asked one, "hey, wanna dance?" She gave me a dirty look and said, "umm...you can dance with her..." I went back to the bar and drank some more. T_T On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD omg win. | ||
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:04 Fontong wrote: "If I flip this coin what are my chances of getting head?" Now thats gold... Have to start bringing some coins with two heads to parties now. ![[image loading]](http://www.coinnews.net/wp-content/images/2008/2008-Prince-of-Wales-60th-Birthday-Coin.jpg) | ||
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Radiohead[YG]
Australia52 Posts
Not really mine but  | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
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SirGlinG
Sweden933 Posts
Hey girl. U know, my penis, is not long but it's short! | ||
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DeepGreen
United States175 Posts
Excuse me, I was gonna go home and masturbate but can I get a name to go with the face? You remind me of a championship bass -- I don't know whether to stuff you or mount you. Those are the nicest teeth I'd ever hope to come across. For the ladies: Let's play pearl harbor. You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you. You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package Edit: These may not all be original, but they should still be involved in this conversation. | ||
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Jaeden
Romania1489 Posts
You pass by a girl and after that u ask her: "hey, was it love at first sight or should I do that again?" fuck me if I`m wrong, but didn`t we met before ? - this is probably the most used one they are pretty popular...however, these stuff are useless  | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:27 yoshtodd wrote: Baby, I think you just put my tank in Siege Mode. LOL | ||
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SnowFantasy
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SnowFantasy
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I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. Just incase R1CH sees this thread: You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long. I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen. | ||
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whatusername
Canada1181 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + It doesn't actually work... I work for Morgan Stanley. + Show Spoiler + Works better before the financial crisis | ||
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United States10328 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
I wouldn't really use any of these pick up lines, but maybe just to add into the conversation. More then 95% of these lines would make you come off very douche baggery and a total tool IMO. Plus IMO the environment can really take a toll on your game especially since you would be spitting a very douche pick up line. "I see that our eyes have a strong attraction!" Then the game is on. I only use this one when I have no material on sparking a conversation b/c of the environment were in. The rest of these lines are pretty much no way tolerable IMO for making a impression on a female. You would come off too much of a douche bag. Other then most of these lines just being added to some game I don't see you getting very far with actually using most of these as an opener unless your just doing it for shits and giggles (edit)to perfect your game. | ||
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VO_ov
United States46 Posts
When will is sitting in court next to the lady that records everything He slides his chair next to hers and says "Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of yaa!" | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
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Imagination
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No! You wanna' have lunch tomorrow? If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down? Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza? How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:10 chameleonia wrote: "Wanna do it?" (Not really trying to be funny, I really said it to a girl and it really worked) only works when drunk lols | ||
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maleorderbride
United States2916 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:02 OmgIRok wrote: Searched TL for this, unfortunately there is no such thing... so I will start us off with some of the very original pick-up lines! Okay this 1st one is math related "Do you want to witness the exponential growth of my natural log?" I have a feeling that is just a normal math joke. I first heard it about 6 month ago in a bar in Davis, CA. | ||
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o3.power91
Bahrain5288 Posts
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Leath
Canada1724 Posts
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'! " | ||
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
"i'm the tangent to your curve" "calculators weren't the only thing getting turned on during math class" *points to a picture of a rocket* "mine's bigger" and like a hundred more but the first one stuck out to me the most | ||
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RebirthOfLeGenD
USA5860 Posts
Works with 100% effectiveness one half of the time. | ||
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Leath
Canada1724 Posts
Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number? Girl: It is on the phone list. Guy: Under which announcement? Guy: Hello, does your dog have a phone number? Girl: Why, yes. Is your mother in the rutting? (wow, harsh!) Guy: No, because I heard you finally lost your virginity Guy: Is this seat free? Girl: Yes, and if you sit there so will be the one I am on. Guy: Thanks, I will be needing that second seat when my fiance arrives. Guy: So, what do you do in life? Girl: I am a transvestite. Guy: I noticed! You forgot to shave your mustache! Guy: You are very beautiful. Girl: Shame I cannot say the same about you... Guy: Do as I do, lie! Guy: Haven't I met you somewhere before? Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one) Guy: Did we not meet in that other place before? Girl: Yes, that is why I don't go there anymore. Guy: I noticed, they forbid the entrance of ugly whores. Guy: Are we going to my place or yours? Girl: Both. You go to your house, and I go to mine. Guy: Shame! My maid left and I thought you could do the cleaning. (The best, imo!) Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Girl: Not impregnated. Guy: And you think I would have the guts not to wear a condom with you?? Guy: Ok, lets stop this. We are both here for the same reason. Girl: Yes, to pick up girls... Guy: So, introduce me to your hot friend next to you!! Guy: Looking for nice company? Girl: Yes, but with you around it is hard to find... Guy: Still mad about the 10 turn downs I gave you? | ||
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RebirthOfLeGenD
USA5860 Posts
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fig_newbie
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Did you fart? CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! (I actually used this, got bad response i.e she walked away -_-. Some girls have no humor) Me: Did you want to dance? Her: No Me: You misunderstood me I said you look fat in those pants. | ||
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Hans-Titan
Denmark1711 Posts
On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote: The Vengeance Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number? Girl: It is on the phone list. Guy: Under which announcement? Guy: Hello, does your dog have a phone number? Girl: Why, yes. Is your mother in the rutting? (wow, harsh!) Guy: No, because I heard you finally lost your virginity Guy: Is this seat free? Girl: Yes, and if you sit there so will be the one I am on. Guy: Thanks, I will be needing that second seat when my fiance arrives. Guy: So, what do you do in life? Girl: I am a transvestite. Guy: I noticed! You forgot to shave your mustache! Guy: You are very beautiful. Girl: Shame I cannot say the same about you... Guy: Do as I do, lie! Guy: Haven't I met you somewhere before? Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one) Guy: Did we not meet in that other place before? Girl: Yes, that is why I don't go there anymore. Guy: I noticed, they forbid the entrance of ugly whores. Guy: Are we going to my place or yours? Girl: Both. You go to your house, and I go to mine. Guy: Shame! My maid left and I thought you could do the cleaning. (The best, imo!) Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Girl: Not impregnated. Guy: And you think I would have the guts not to wear a condom with you?? Guy: Ok, lets stop this. We are both here for the same reason. Girl: Yes, to pick up girls... Guy: So, introduce me to your hot friend next to you!! Guy: Looking for nice company? Girl: Yes, but with you around it is hard to find... Guy: Still mad about the 10 turn downs I gave you? /thread | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6635 Posts
On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote: Guy: Haven't I met you somewhere before? Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one) It means she's working there to pay off the treatment she had in lieu of paying cash. | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
HAHAHA SC JOKE SO FUNNY /sarcasm No. I don't have any. | ||
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DaVe~
United States11 Posts
-Girl looks at you like "what the hell is this guy thinking" " I'll add a bed, subtract your clothes, and lets multiply"  | ||
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d_so
Korea (South)3262 Posts
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Tensai176
Canada2061 Posts
If you were a concentration gradient, I'd go down on you. | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote: The Vengeance Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number? Girl: It is on the phone list. Guy: Under which announcement? rofl | ||
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NotSupporting
Sweden1998 Posts
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Chromyne
Canada561 Posts
"I must be a Heaviside function, because you're turning me on!" "You must be a function with a slope magnitude of less than one in my simple fixed-point iteration, because I can see you're attracted to my large root." (Doesn't work so well) | ||
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Freaky[x]
Canada995 Posts
Here | ||
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BatTheMan
Canada759 Posts
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
am I the only one who didn't find these even remotely amusing? edit - As long as we are posting bad ones, the other day my girlfriend was saying she wore glasses when I went to see her so that she didn't have to wait for her contacts to reset so she could see me more. Sounded like a corny pickup line. | ||
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Folca
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
Guy: You are very beautiful. Girl: Shame I cannot say the same about you... Guy: Do as I do, lie! lol epic | ||
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kemoryan
Spain1506 Posts
On December 16 2008 22:06 SirGlinG wrote: When wanting to have sexy time: Hey girl. U know, my penis, is not long but it's short! lmao. I think this one's the best! | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
what's an announcement? sorry ;o | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On December 16 2008 22:27 DeepGreen wrote: Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda? Excuse me, I was gonna go home and masturbate but can I get a name to go with the face? You remind me of a championship bass -- I don't know whether to stuff you or mount you. Those are the nicest teeth I'd ever hope to come across. For the ladies: Let's play pearl harbor. You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you. You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package Edit: These may not all be original, but they should still be involved in this conversation. Lol. I like the pearl harbor one, never heard of it before | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On December 17 2008 03:42 Not_Computer wrote: popular one in my first year eng: "i'm the tangent to your curve" "calculators weren't the only thing getting turned on during math class" *points to a picture of a rocket* "mine's bigger" and like a hundred more but the first one stuck out to me the most lol reminds me of a one i heard pretty recently it goes like "I wish I was a derivitave so I could lay tangent to your curve" | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
(reference to the song..) | ||
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Creationism
China505 Posts
On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD fucking win | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD On December 16 2008 18:05 Bosu wrote: "I am B- on ICCUP." "I have been following you for like 20 minutes, can I have your number?" Hahahahaha | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
NOTTT omg sit on my lap and we'll wait for something to pop up that is all. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
worked for me lul | ||
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NastyMarine
United States1252 Posts
btw none of them work - its either you sell it or not | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
me virgin lul | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
AWWWWW. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
baby if you spread like an carrier attacking i'll lock you down Anyways, my friend after i told her one too many jokes from TL: Baby if you don't go out with me, i'll keep telling you jokes from TL *OH GOD PLEASE NO IL GO OUT WITH YOU* + Show Spoiler + lol jk ^^ | ||
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onihunter
United States515 Posts
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GearitUP
United States337 Posts
On December 17 2008 09:41 onihunter wrote: Our love is so great that it's <4 lol how about baby you so fat you need to use <9 | ||
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
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Xenocide_Knight
Korea (South)2625 Posts
"hey baby, you must be in mixolydian mode because you sharpen my subdominant" or the popular "hey did you know i can read palms? here let me tell you your fortune. *take her hand, trace her palm lines, and make some stuff up*.. yea ok nevermind i have no idea what i'm doing. I just wanted to hold your hand* | ||
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Glider
United States1353 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
if im not mistaken its the advertisements, he's calling her a whore ;o | ||
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Lamborsche
Philippines46 Posts
Girl: Nope. Guy: Want one? | ||
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DeathByMonkeys
United States742 Posts
Or... "Show me your genitals." | ||
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micronesia
United States24680 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:35 SpiritoftheTunA wrote: i will kill you motherfucker ahahaha lololooooooool | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
On December 17 2008 05:08 fig_newbie wrote: Did you fart? CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! (I actually used this, got bad response i.e she walked away -_-. Some girls have no humor) erm...it's not really that funny IMHO. Props for having the guts to try it, though. | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:10 chameleonia wrote: "Wanna do it?" (Not really trying to be funny, I really said it to a girl and it really worked) She must've been a whooooooooore. | ||
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micronesia
United States24680 Posts
On December 17 2008 12:38 qrs wrote: erm...it's not really that funny IMHO. Props for having the guts to try it, though. I'm surprised your response wasn't "Wow wtf is wrong with you!" | ||
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xhuwin
United States476 Posts
On December 17 2008 05:08 fig_newbie wrote: If I was a protein I would be DNA polymerase so I could unzip your genes LOLOLOLOL Wrong. Helicase does that. | ||
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Canada4732 Posts
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hellhawk123
United States84 Posts
In addition, DNA topoisomerase works subsequently on the complex topology of the DNA helix, unwinding it for DNA polymerase III and repaired by reverse transcriptase. BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER PS: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together in bed so we could sex. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN | ||
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bumatlarge
United States4567 Posts
"Cuz I need some of your milk." | ||
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On December 17 2008 15:04 Jyvblamo wrote: "Baby, my member is so long that if you laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z" LOL best one imo. | ||
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XenOsky
Chile2270 Posts
On December 17 2008 15:04 Jyvblamo wrote: "Baby, my member is so long that if you laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z" too much bash.org | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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Proposal
United States1310 Posts
On December 17 2008 12:02 Lamborsche wrote: Guy: You look Asian. Got any asian in you? Girl: Nope. Guy: Want one? lolll | ||
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Llamaz
Australia90 Posts
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fig_newbie
749 Posts
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in. | ||
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fig_newbie
749 Posts
On December 17 2008 11:23 Glider wrote: *wait for someone to take credit for quagmire's lines. very few of these are actually original - i've heard most of them in some form or another. also: *approach two girls* "hey ladies! wouldnt want to come between you two....or WOULD I?" | ||
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Jaeden
Romania1489 Posts
"You know what would look good on you? - Me!" | ||
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unsoundlogic
United States391 Posts
Does not work btw. | ||
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KissBlade
United States5718 Posts
Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one)" It's suggesting the girl had to get treated for it. "so you walk up the girl, and you're like hey you suck dick? and if she doesn't slap you after that she's worth your time cuz u know she's a freak " <= not mine. | ||
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AdamBanks
Canada996 Posts
#? | ||
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
girl: 2 capuccinos plz will: o_o i hope you like dark, hot, sweet...and whit a spoon in it. *grabs a spoon and put it in his mouth* lololololol | ||
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BruceLee6783
United States196 Posts
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
"Hey baby, is that a mirror? Cause I can see myself in your pants tonight" "Hey, nice dress, it would look a lot nicer on my floor though" | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
On December 18 2008 03:56 AdamBanks wrote: Got any raisins? No? Id settle for a date.... #? That is so corny it made me laugh. My classic pick up line that I used once, and it worked was... "So when are we going to start making out?" She gave me a peck on the cheek and I was like "You call that making out?" and she just jumped me and raped my face with mouth. It was pretty win. (We knew each other prior to this by the way, it's not like I didn't know her.) | ||
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ecchisan2
United States1 Post
girl: No.... me: OH YEA! I forgot about U R A Q T you have to say the u r a q t part fast to get it lol | ||
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
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jinwoooooooo
United States176 Posts
You know for me that's not the case? | ||
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bumatlarge
United States4567 Posts
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Entertaining
Canada793 Posts
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b3tty
Canada216 Posts
On December 17 2008 13:14 Lemonwalrus wrote: NERD FIGHT! EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLx120105015 | ||
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RamenStyle
United States1929 Posts
- What?! - What's the matter? You don't like pizza? | ||
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DeathByMonkeys
United States742 Posts
God damn I love Anchorman, probably the best comedy ever made. No way the new one will surpass or even come close to touching it. | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
Hey, can I put my sunken up your nydas canal? I think I actually pulled it off, but im fairly sure the answer was silence and probably a squelch  it was worth it. | ||
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Amnesty
United States2054 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On December 18 2008 07:21 ecchisan2 wrote: me: Hey, are there 21 letters in the alphabet? girl: No.... me: OH YEA! I forgot about U R A Q T you have to say the u r a q t part fast to get it lol If I ever meet Hot Bid or Intrigue I'm gonna use that. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On December 16 2008 20:35 GearitUP wrote: Baby I put the STD in stud now all I need is U. xD Omg, that is hilarious. On December 17 2008 00:49 Imagination wrote: You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. ROFL. On December 17 2008 05:08 fig_newbie wrote: Me: Did you want to dance? Her: No Me: You misunderstood me I said you look fat in those pants. Haha, makes me laugh every time I see it. As for a line: You have beautiful eyes, may I touch them? | ||
GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On December 18 2008 08:44 bumatlarge wrote: Man if I got one night with you, id split your legs perfectly, macro all over your body, then have an intense micro battle in your pants. You can GG after that. But dont save the rep :X *Blinks* | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:05 Kentor wrote: natural logs grow slow as fuck GAhAhHAHhahAhhaHAhhahahaha genius. "Pokey poke!" | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
On December 17 2008 09:41 onihunter wrote: Our love is so great that it's <4 hHAhha win | ||
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OSWater
United States1343 Posts
... Awkward silence. It never works, I dunno why. | ||
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DrainX
Sweden3187 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_lines.png) | ||
Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
On December 17 2008 00:49 Imagination wrote: You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Lol I read that as light stitch | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
"Hey, looks like the party's over here." I spoke to the guys, then turned to face the girl. I stuttered for a moment. I knew the next line—Mystery had been pushing it on me all weekend—but I'd been dreading using it. "If... if I wasn't gay, you'd be so mine." A huge smile spread across her face. "I like your hat," she screeched, grabbing the brim. I guess peacocking did work. "Hey, now," I told her, repeating a line I had heard Mystery use earlier. "Hands off the merchandise." | ||
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
On December 18 2008 18:02 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: You have beautiful eyes, may I touch them? LOL my favourite right here. ps my one: 'Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs? No? Then can you help with me my couch?' | ||
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Ace
United States16096 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:59 qaswedfr25 wrote: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" hahaahahaahahaa | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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HamerD
United Kingdom1922 Posts
rofl | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
cause i'm checking you out second one: hey do you have STDs? No? Want some? | ||
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Centric
United States1989 Posts
"You know how I know we're going to have sex tonight? 'Cause I'm stronger." Really messed up, but pretty funny. | ||
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Savio
United States1850 Posts
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JaZz
United States23 Posts
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ffswowsucks
Greece2294 Posts
On December 16 2008 22:27 DeepGreen wrote: Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda? OMG thats the best Ive read so far!!! ROFL | ||
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
Hey baby, want to play a game of Stratego? We only need one stone: the bomb- cause that's me. | ||
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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Creationism
China505 Posts
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
"Girl, I never want this night to return 0;" "Is there something wrong with your face?" (You really have to emphasize "Face" for it to work.) "Hey. Wanna get together and go shopping? We could get you jeans that FIT!" (You really have to emphasize "Fit" for it to work. If she's not convinced that she's fat you can try following it with "are you digesting a small province?") | ||
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
On December 19 2008 20:06 Creationism wrote: you know how i know we're gonna have sex tonite? cuz im stronger. ROFL | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
On December 18 2008 09:12 Entertaining wrote: "I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..." win | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
On December 19 2008 16:00 Centric wrote: My friend came up with this one: "You know how I know we're going to have sex tonight? 'Cause I'm stronger." Really messed up, but pretty funny. On December 19 2008 20:06 Creationism wrote: you know how i know we're gonna have sex tonite? cuz im stronger.  | ||
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RawrAnOcean
United States359 Posts
On December 19 2008 20:06 Creationism wrote: you know how i know we're gonna have sex tonite? cuz im stronger. Awesome lol | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
"Well your number is like the last thing on my x-mas list!" Got some short asian chicks number...She lacks in the breast area thou....Her ass was mediocre | ||
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Eskii
Canada544 Posts
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LibertyTerran
Vietnam711 Posts
On December 23 2008 23:36 Eskii wrote: The entire idea of a pickup line is retarded. troll?  | ||
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fig_newbie
749 Posts
"what?" "it broke the ice" | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On December 23 2008 23:28 Kennelie wrote: I just busted this line yesterday that popped into my head while throwing game to close the deal.. "Well your number is like the last thing on my x-mas list!" Got some short asian chicks number...She lacks in the breast area thou....Her ass was mediocre I don't get it... doesn't that mean she's less important?? Explain please  | ||
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micronesia
United States24680 Posts
On December 24 2008 01:32 fig_newbie wrote: "fat penguin" "what?" "it broke the ice" Oh god hahaha I'm glad I randomly clicked to look at the last few posts of this thread for no reason. | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On December 27 2008 16:26 OmgIRok wrote: I don't get it... doesn't that mean she's less important?? Explain please or you can interpret it as the last thing missing. | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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Azrael1111
United States550 Posts
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WhenHellfreezes
United States81 Posts
"Do you like star wars because your about to see my wookie"..... "RHARAR" | ||
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?" "I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button" | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
on the QWERTY keyboard u and i are together | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On December 27 2008 18:26 MaReK wrote: "If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!" "Are you free tonight or will it cost me?" "I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button" Hahahaha. I doubt the last one is a "kiss" per se. | ||
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clazziquai
6685 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:04 Fontong wrote: "If I flip this coin what are my chances of getting head?" Edit: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44128¤tpage=4 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
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NuB.xE
United States131 Posts
lol | ||
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SF-Fork
Russian Federation1401 Posts
- And then you proceed to talk with the girl. | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
He was so nervous that he delivered it way too quickly and the girl didn't even hear the "fat penguin" part, she then asked what? He replied "It broke the ice" - she was so wtf? However they ended up having a good conversation so to some point it worked I'm about to try the very same line next week  It'll go so wrong | ||
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mistapooh
United States376 Posts
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d(O.o)a
Canada5066 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:59 qaswedfr25 wrote: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" OMFG ROFL | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
another problem is, we speak german here and the line sounds horrible ridiculous in german. However we went to an australian pub and the waitress there talked english so it was win for him. My problem is, the girl I'd like to hit on is also a waitress and she works in an irish pub. So she does speak english, I already ordered in german once though... and after going there again I was somehow in english mode so I used that - once she brought my order I switched back to german. So now she must think i'm one confused fuck...and if I show up next week with "fat penguin yo" in english again I'm pretty sure she'll avoid me then again, she's a 10/10 (not only from looks) so I have bascially no realistic chance whatsoever ;( | ||
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d(O.o)a
Canada5066 Posts
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Sze-Yuen
Canada23 Posts
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
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davidgurt
United States1355 Posts
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow. | ||
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inertinept
Bangladesh1195 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
"Say," <name of person> "Do you like your job?" Its a bit of a thinker | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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Unforgiven_ve
Venezuela1232 Posts
On January 01 2009 15:46 OmgIRok wrote: "savior didn't destroy me in 2009" On January 05 2009 12:45 inertinept wrote: I hope your easy, because I play protoss. lol. and i dont have a very own original pickup line ...they all sound so stupid in spanish | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
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