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clazziquai 6685 Posts December 28 2008 19:56 GMT #181 On December 16 2008 16:04 Fontong wrote: "If I flip this coin what are my chances of getting head?" Edit: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44128&currentpage=4 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

fanta[Rn] Japan2465 Posts December 28 2008 21:23 GMT #182 lol fat pinguin one onws

Yogurt United States4258 Posts December 28 2008 22:39 GMT #183 best are the coin one and the stud one

NuB.xE United States131 Posts December 28 2008 23:10 GMT #184 Are you from outer space? Cuz that ass is outa this world. lol

SF-Fork Russian Federation1401 Posts December 28 2008 23:30 GMT #185 Are you Monica? No? Then who the fuck are you? - And then you proceed to talk with the girl.

fanta[Rn] Japan2465 Posts January 01 2009 05:22 GMT #186 rofl so my friend tried "fat-penguin" tonight and it was just hillarious. He was so nervous that he delivered it way too quickly and the girl didn't even hear the "fat penguin" part, she then asked what? He replied "It broke the ice" - she was so wtf? However they ended up having a good conversation so to some point it worked I'm about to try the very same line next week It'll go so wrong

mistapooh United States376 Posts January 01 2009 05:27 GMT #187 ^Another variation of it is asking the girl how much does a polar bear weigh. Whatever her response is, you slyly say "enough to break the ice" while introducing yourself and making the move.

d(O.o)a Canada5066 Posts January 01 2009 05:31 GMT #188 On December 16 2008 16:59 qaswedfr25 wrote: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" OMFG ROFL

fanta[Rn] Japan2465 Posts January 01 2009 05:34 GMT #189 the problem is she is a waitress and they're usually busy and don't expect to get hit on. another problem is, we speak german here and the line sounds horrible ridiculous in german. However we went to an australian pub and the waitress there talked english so it was win for him. My problem is, the girl I'd like to hit on is also a waitress and she works in an irish pub. So she does speak english, I already ordered in german once though... and after going there again I was somehow in english mode so I used that - once she brought my order I switched back to german. So now she must think i'm one confused fuck...and if I show up next week with "fat penguin yo" in english again I'm pretty sure she'll avoid me then again, she's a 10/10 (not only from looks) so I have bascially no realistic chance whatsoever ;(

d(O.o)a Canada5066 Posts January 01 2009 05:43 GMT #190 "In 2009 savior will destroy all"

Sze-Yuen Canada23 Posts January 01 2009 06:43 GMT #191 "Hey you have very nice shoes.. wanna fuck?"

OmgIRok Taiwan2699 Posts January 01 2009 06:46 GMT #192 "savior didn't destroy me in 2009"

davidgurt United States1355 Posts January 04 2009 23:48 GMT #193 Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber! Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

inertinept Bangladesh1195 Posts January 05 2009 03:45 GMT #194 I hope your easy, because I play protoss.

cgrinker United States3824 Posts January 05 2009 03:54 GMT #195 <you are at the office> "Say," <name of person> "Do you like your job?" Its a bit of a thinker

FakeSteve[TPR] Valhalla18444 Posts January 05 2009 03:56 GMT #196 GET IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW

Unforgiven_ve Venezuela1232 Posts January 05 2009 04:04 GMT #197 On January 01 2009 15:46 OmgIRok wrote: "savior didn't destroy me in 2009" On January 05 2009 12:45 inertinept wrote: I hope your easy, because I play protoss. lol. and i dont have a very own original pickup line ...they all sound so stupid in spanish

InfeSteD United States4658 Posts January 05 2009 04:13 GMT #198 "Mira mamita! eres la carne mechada que rellena la arepa de mi corazon, mi amor!"

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