EPT"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'! "
Your very own ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE Thread! - Page 4
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Leath
Canada1724 Posts
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'! " | ||
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
"i'm the tangent to your curve" "calculators weren't the only thing getting turned on during math class" *points to a picture of a rocket* "mine's bigger" and like a hundred more but the first one stuck out to me the most | ||
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RebirthOfLeGenD
USA5860 Posts
Works with 100% effectiveness one half of the time. | ||
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Leath
Canada1724 Posts
Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number? Girl: It is on the phone list. Guy: Under which announcement? Guy: Hello, does your dog have a phone number? Girl: Why, yes. Is your mother in the rutting? (wow, harsh!) Guy: No, because I heard you finally lost your virginity Guy: Is this seat free? Girl: Yes, and if you sit there so will be the one I am on. Guy: Thanks, I will be needing that second seat when my fiance arrives. Guy: So, what do you do in life? Girl: I am a transvestite. Guy: I noticed! You forgot to shave your mustache! Guy: You are very beautiful. Girl: Shame I cannot say the same about you... Guy: Do as I do, lie! Guy: Haven't I met you somewhere before? Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one) Guy: Did we not meet in that other place before? Girl: Yes, that is why I don't go there anymore. Guy: I noticed, they forbid the entrance of ugly whores. Guy: Are we going to my place or yours? Girl: Both. You go to your house, and I go to mine. Guy: Shame! My maid left and I thought you could do the cleaning. (The best, imo!) Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Girl: Not impregnated. Guy: And you think I would have the guts not to wear a condom with you?? Guy: Ok, lets stop this. We are both here for the same reason. Girl: Yes, to pick up girls... Guy: So, introduce me to your hot friend next to you!! Guy: Looking for nice company? Girl: Yes, but with you around it is hard to find... Guy: Still mad about the 10 turn downs I gave you? | ||
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RebirthOfLeGenD
USA5860 Posts
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fig_newbie
749 Posts
Did you fart? CUZ YOU BLOW ME AWAY! (I actually used this, got bad response i.e she walked away -_-. Some girls have no humor) Me: Did you want to dance? Her: No Me: You misunderstood me I said you look fat in those pants. | ||
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Hans-Titan
Denmark1711 Posts
On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote: The Vengeance Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number? Girl: It is on the phone list. Guy: Under which announcement? Guy: Hello, does your dog have a phone number? Girl: Why, yes. Is your mother in the rutting? (wow, harsh!) Guy: No, because I heard you finally lost your virginity Guy: Is this seat free? Girl: Yes, and if you sit there so will be the one I am on. Guy: Thanks, I will be needing that second seat when my fiance arrives. Guy: So, what do you do in life? Girl: I am a transvestite. Guy: I noticed! You forgot to shave your mustache! Guy: You are very beautiful. Girl: Shame I cannot say the same about you... Guy: Do as I do, lie! Guy: Haven't I met you somewhere before? Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one) Guy: Did we not meet in that other place before? Girl: Yes, that is why I don't go there anymore. Guy: I noticed, they forbid the entrance of ugly whores. Guy: Are we going to my place or yours? Girl: Both. You go to your house, and I go to mine. Guy: Shame! My maid left and I thought you could do the cleaning. (The best, imo!) Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Girl: Not impregnated. Guy: And you think I would have the guts not to wear a condom with you?? Guy: Ok, lets stop this. We are both here for the same reason. Girl: Yes, to pick up girls... Guy: So, introduce me to your hot friend next to you!! Guy: Looking for nice company? Girl: Yes, but with you around it is hard to find... Guy: Still mad about the 10 turn downs I gave you? /thread | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6639 Posts
On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote: Guy: Haven't I met you somewhere before? Girl: Of course!! I am the receptionist from the venereal diseases clinic... don't you remember? Guy: Exactly! Have you paid the treatment with your work, yet? (I don't get this one) It means she's working there to pay off the treatment she had in lieu of paying cash. | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
HAHAHA SC JOKE SO FUNNY /sarcasm No. I don't have any. | ||
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DaVe~
United States11 Posts
-Girl looks at you like "what the hell is this guy thinking" " I'll add a bed, subtract your clothes, and lets multiply"  | ||
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d_so
Korea (South)3262 Posts
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Tensai176
Canada2061 Posts
If you were a concentration gradient, I'd go down on you. | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On December 17 2008 04:56 Leath wrote: The Vengeance Guy: I would like to call you. What is your phone number? Girl: It is on the phone list. Guy: Under which announcement? rofl | ||
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NotSupporting
Sweden1998 Posts
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Chromyne
Canada561 Posts
"I must be a Heaviside function, because you're turning me on!" "You must be a function with a slope magnitude of less than one in my simple fixed-point iteration, because I can see you're attracted to my large root." (Doesn't work so well) | ||
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Freaky[x]
Canada995 Posts
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BatTheMan
Canada759 Posts
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
am I the only one who didn't find these even remotely amusing? edit - As long as we are posting bad ones, the other day my girlfriend was saying she wore glasses when I went to see her so that she didn't have to wait for her contacts to reset so she could see me more. Sounded like a corny pickup line. | ||
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Folca
2235 Posts
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
Guy: You are very beautiful. Girl: Shame I cannot say the same about you... Guy: Do as I do, lie! lol epic | ||
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