EPTOn December 16 2008 16:04 Fontong wrote:
"If I flip this coin what are my chances of getting head?"
"If I flip this coin what are my chances of getting head?"
Now thats gold...
Have to start bringing some coins with two heads to parties now.
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Your very own ORIGINAL PICK UP LINE Thread! - Page 3
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
Now thats gold... Have to start bringing some coins with two heads to parties now. | ||
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Radiohead[YG]
Australia52 Posts
Not really mine but  | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
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SirGlinG
Sweden933 Posts
Hey girl. U know, my penis, is not long but it's short! | ||
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DeepGreen
United States175 Posts
Excuse me, I was gonna go home and masturbate but can I get a name to go with the face? You remind me of a championship bass -- I don't know whether to stuff you or mount you. Those are the nicest teeth I'd ever hope to come across. For the ladies: Let's play pearl harbor. You lay down and I'll blow the shit out of you. You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package Edit: These may not all be original, but they should still be involved in this conversation. | ||
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Jaeden
Romania1489 Posts
You pass by a girl and after that u ask her: "hey, was it love at first sight or should I do that again?" fuck me if I`m wrong, but didn`t we met before ? - this is probably the most used one they are pretty popular...however, these stuff are useless  | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:27 yoshtodd wrote: Baby, I think you just put my tank in Siege Mode. LOL | ||
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SnowFantasy
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SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. Just incase R1CH sees this thread: You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long. I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen. | ||
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whatusername
Canada1181 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + It doesn't actually work... I work for Morgan Stanley. + Show Spoiler + Works better before the financial crisis | ||
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United States10328 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
I wouldn't really use any of these pick up lines, but maybe just to add into the conversation. More then 95% of these lines would make you come off very douche baggery and a total tool IMO. Plus IMO the environment can really take a toll on your game especially since you would be spitting a very douche pick up line. "I see that our eyes have a strong attraction!" Then the game is on. I only use this one when I have no material on sparking a conversation b/c of the environment were in. The rest of these lines are pretty much no way tolerable IMO for making a impression on a female. You would come off too much of a douche bag. Other then most of these lines just being added to some game I don't see you getting very far with actually using most of these as an opener unless your just doing it for shits and giggles (edit)to perfect your game. | ||
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VO_ov
United States46 Posts
When will is sitting in court next to the lady that records everything He slides his chair next to hers and says "Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of yaa!" | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
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Imagination
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No! You wanna' have lunch tomorrow? If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down? Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza? How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
On December 16 2008 17:10 chameleonia wrote: "Wanna do it?" (Not really trying to be funny, I really said it to a girl and it really worked) only works when drunk lols | ||
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maleorderbride
United States2916 Posts
On December 16 2008 16:02 OmgIRok wrote: Searched TL for this, unfortunately there is no such thing... so I will start us off with some of the very original pick-up lines! Okay this 1st one is math related "Do you want to witness the exponential growth of my natural log?" I have a feeling that is just a normal math joke. I first heard it about 6 month ago in a bar in Davis, CA. | ||
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o3.power91
Bahrain5288 Posts
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