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so this guy at my college has this thing he does every year, called the 'tampico challenge'. For those of you who don't know, tampico is a really sugary, really acidic juice.
The tampico challenge involves drinking a gallon of tampico in 20 minutes, and then not throwing up for the 10 minutes after that.
I didn't know the tampico challenge existed when I was sitting in my room playing starcraft. I did, however, hear a bunch of people through my window, and several were my friends.
So I went outside, and I saw 5 people sitting on the grass with gallon containers of this juice slowly drinking it. Like 30 or 40 people were watching.
Of course, being as wierd as I am, alot of my friends are weird, and 3 of the 5 people drinking the stuff were my friends.
Looking at it, It really didn't seem like it would be that hard to drink it in 20 minutes.
One of the people successfully drank about 3/4 of it in the first 10 minutes, but then proceeded to throw it up, and then throw it up again. My friend then told me he would give me 5 dollars to lick the vomit, so I of course did.
This put me within the boundaries of the tampico challenge. I proceeded to chug the 1/4 gallon of tampico the guy had left. It hurt, but it wasn't too bad.
Meanwhile there was a really big guy that had actually managed to drink all of the tampico, but had to not throw up for 10 minutes now. Everyone else only drank about half of their tampico(and all of them threw up).
By this time there was actually a huge amount of people watching a cheering(mainly because the sick fucks enjoyed seeing people throw up)
After like 3 minutes, the big guy threw up and thusly lost.
I was then given 5 minutes to drink a half gallon that someone had left, which would total to about 3/4 of a gallon.
I successfully did it, but it was very close.
I also made it through the waiting time.
When the waiting was over, I threw up. I then laid on the ground and was in pain. Then I threw up again.
I threw up 3 more times after that, and near the end it seemed like more came out than went in(and most of it was coming out of my nose).
my prize? 2 candy bars.
yay
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wow u licked vomit for 5 bucks?..... thats pretyt fucking gross, but ya tampico is rly nasty and fake tasting, i dont see how any can actually buy that shit on a regular basis.
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it was an extremely easy 5 dollars
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i wouldnt lick vomit for 50 bucks, much less 5
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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why would you degrade yourself for so little money? T_T
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China3334 Posts
i wonder...
it's all free?
gallons of the "tampico"
i find this word in dictionary originally means a city in mexico
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because its disgusting, it has nothign to do with degrading mself or worrying what other people think of me, but that is sooooooooooooooooo gross
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its not degrading yourself, believe it or not.
It is in fact positive attention, and people realize it takes balls to do it. It also provides humor.
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well it certainly takes balls, but if i saw some kid licking puke in HS, i would find it gut wrenching, not funny
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alot of people found it gross
alot of people found it funny
either way I don't care because I got 5 dollars.
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Ill have to get some of that shit sometime
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hey Travis,
what would you do for a Klondike bar? 
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I'd do it!
"what would you doooo-ooo for a klondike bar?"
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man
vomit is the stuff that was too disgusting to become feces
ever think of that?
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kobayashi could do it, easy.
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On September 27 2003 07:12 travis wrote:
it was an extremely easy 5 dollars
y dont u just be a give blows for 5$? lol like u said its easy money hahaha
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i would give a man a blowjob for probably around 20 dollars if there was no social impact.
and ilnp: thats why it needs the extra love.
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i drank a cup full of ketchup for unlimited drinks at my friends house.
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that sounds really hard(I REALLY hate ketchup by itself)
less painful, but more gross.
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euuuuuhg yeah ketchup is the foulest substance in the world by itself. Once you get it on you the smell stays forever and putresces.
Have you ever tried saltine eating contests (how many you can stuff down in a minute)? Really hard.
Also .. err.. my friends and I used to have binaca spraying contests (mostly I just tried to get other people to do it, because it's really painful). The contest is, of course, to keep spraying it in your mouth for as long as you can take it.
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On September 27 2003 07:50 ilnp wrote:
man
vomit is the stuff that was too disgusting to become feces
ever think of that?
ROFL good point 
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i cant believe ud suck dick for 20 bucks, thats beyond words
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yeah, it's pretty damn expensive! could you do it for 10 bucks?
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On September 27 2003 08:01 travis wrote:
i would give a man a blowjob for probably around 20 dollars if there was no social impact.
You are one sick son of a bitch lol. Are you gay?
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What's wrong with getting like 20-30 dollars for giving a blowjob? Will you get a disease? no. Will there be any social impact? (obviously no if you read) Will he suddenly have a liking toward men? no. Does a penis taste like that shit they eat on fear factor? no. I would give a bj for a large sum as well.
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Norway28606 Posts
<3 travis
I think I am definitely going to meet you if you're going to sweden, and im most definitely getting a room all by myself..
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Travis I know u are not saying doing that shit for the 'publicity' or to be 'cool'... np there
But dude dont u have self respect. U are a student ok u need cash. Does this mean u have to lick a guys penis. U could find a job if u like money THAT much. The vomit licking does sound gross to but I can see u have some options. U dont have to put anything in ur mouth. U could 'hit and run' (lick a litlle and u back of) unless u enjoy licking it and start eating it.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
I took a huge bite out of a stick of deodorant for 20 bucks...
That stuff gets caked on your teeth.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2003 11:13 ToKoreaWithLuck wrote:
Travis I know u are not saying doing that shit for the 'publicity' or to be 'cool'... np there
But dude dont u have self respect. U are a student ok u need cash. Does this mean u have to lick a guys penis. U could find a job if u like money THAT much. The vomit licking does sound gross to but I can see u have some options. U dont have to put anything in ur mouth. U could 'hit and run' (lick a litlle and u back of) unless u enjoy licking it and start eating it.
Please stop discussing vomit-licking strategy.
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On September 27 2003 11:13 ToKoreaWithLuck wrote:
Travis I know u are not saying doing that shit for the 'publicity' or to be 'cool'... np there
But dude dont u have self respect. U are a student ok u need cash. Does this mean u have to lick a guys penis. U could find a job if u like money THAT much. The vomit licking does sound gross to but I can see u have some options. U dont have to put anything in ur mouth. U could 'hit and run' (lick a litlle and u back of) unless u enjoy licking it and start eating it.
uh, i definitely dont think thats the path to take to be cool, however I do like the attention it brings(but even moreso getting cool reactions out of people).
And Im fully aware I don't have to put anything into my mouth, but ive yet to see a good reason posted why I shouldn't besides 'its gross'.
Alot of people find rice gross.
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On September 27 2003 08:09 threshy wrote:
euuuuuhg yeah ketchup is the foulest substance in the world by itself. Once you get it on you the smell stays forever and putresces.
Have you ever tried saltine eating contests (how many you can stuff down in a minute)? Really hard.
Also .. err.. my friends and I used to have binaca spraying contests (mostly I just tried to get other people to do it, because it's really painful). The contest is, of course, to keep spraying it in your mouth for as long as you can take it.
saltine eating is fucking tough. compact it with your teeth and place it up by your salivary glands.
As for the binaca, my friend and I would seriously do that too.... except we snorted it.
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a shit i got a really bad hang-over and this thread almost made me throw up again. oktoberfest owns ~~~
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I respect ya travis... Wouldn't do it myself, but its cool that you do =)
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its still weird to communicate online with people i saw once in person and may never see again
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Netherlands1301 Posts
On September 27 2003 08:01 travis wrote:
i would give a man a blowjob for probably around 20 dollars if there was no social impact.
and ilnp: thats why it needs the extra love.
for how much would you swallow?
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depends on how big the load was gonna be
probably like 20 more dollars
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On September 27 2003 13:32 travis wrote:
its still weird to communicate online with people i saw once in person and may never see again
Tell me about it. I wish I knew it was you, so we could have actually talked =/
I got a Mini DV video of proxa making fun of you thinking you were jelloone, funny stuff, seeing how you beat him shortly after.
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oh wtf
someone was filming there?
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Yeah... me
I tried to send to tape to XG3 but we called it off because the file was too big. Its kinda a cool tape, I got some good first person footage of that final game with you and proxa on valhalla. Though I didn't get past like the first 10 minutes of the game =/. I totally thought you were going to lose though (It was back when I thought APM was everything). It was so funny watching your 80~ apm rape his 160~, it doesn't seem like a big differance now, but it seemed like a huge differance watching it live.
Wow I wish I coulda filmed some first person action in that game with you and TheMarine
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I so regret not attending the Semi's. By the offchance of their being a SC WCG next year maybe I'll see you agian.
P.S. I've got to start using the edit command...
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Rock on Travis you seem to be an enlightened dude. Don't worry about HovZ, he's a pretty boy (yes, because he won't lick throw up for money or suck a dick for a new shirt) 
I too would suck a dick for money, grant it would have to be for a larger sum, but that's because I've been out of college for a few years. Everyone has their price.
What's your price HovZ? I drive through Massachusetts some times, I could throw my dick out the window and let you service it while I drive through the state.
;P
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Yeah rock on travis =)
I personally would never actually suck dick for money (Nothing agenst gay people) but that would be too wierd for me. But hey, moneys money and after reading this post I'd probably lick vomit for 5 bucks, its not like licking vomit is going to hurt you or anything. And hey, free 5 bucks
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I'm not even going to comment.
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sword if u drive thru here come visit me, ill give some service
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wow
its 8:50 am and i havent slept and i have no clue whats going on
i have to go wake up some drunk chick up
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anyone of you ever heard of cocoloto? now thats some gross drink
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Ever heard of Gin? Thats a pretty nasty drink too.
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aaah snorting binaca
used to do that too.
one kid turned purple and passed out screaming.
hilarious.
soda's funny too for that.
and another good contest is to get a deep fryer and fry things, and see who will eat the grossest combinations. two friends of mine ate a deep fried yodel covered in pancake batter (not particularly gross, except that it caused both of them to be violently, violently ill)--more classically gross were the cream cheese and pickles that another friend ate (she also once ate an entire tube of anchovy paste, and not even for money, simply for the glory).
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What can i say? Just reading about those things its disgusting...
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On September 27 2003 18:04 Commander[SB] wrote:
Ever heard of Gin? Thats a pretty nasty drink too.
nonono, you've no idea. cocoloto is THE worst fucking drink on the planet.
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haha, looking forward to that :D just to watch though
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Personally, I'd neither lick vomit nor suck a fucking cock for money...
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