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RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 24 2003 16:06 GMT
#1
california sends and receives 20% of all the email spam in the nation
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 24 2003 16:06 GMT
#2
babies arent born with knee caps, they develope them as they get older.
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
September 24 2003 16:09 GMT
#3
each year, 12 people kills themselves in gaming machine incidents. How the fuck they do this still puzzles me.

Good thread, btw
ModeratorFather of bunnies
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
September 24 2003 16:17 GMT
#4
ice bears are left handed
Roman
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2595 Posts
September 24 2003 16:17 GMT
#5
87% of statistics are fake.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
September 24 2003 16:18 GMT
#6
the human head weighs 8 pounds


my neighbor has 4 rabbits
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
September 24 2003 16:20 GMT
#7
On September 25 2003 01:18 BigBalls wrote:
the human head weighs 8 pounds


you stole that from jerry mcquire;)
ModeratorFather of bunnies
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 24 2003 16:22 GMT
#8
Osama bin Laden has 1 testicle.
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
September 24 2003 16:22 GMT
#9
hitler actually had only 1
ModeratorFather of bunnies
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
September 24 2003 16:25 GMT
#10
hitler paid a prostitute to kick him while he masturbated.
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
bASesinAtOR
Profile Joined November 2002
Bhutan1295 Posts
September 24 2003 16:26 GMT
#11
If you're gay you like things in your ass
sike
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
September 24 2003 16:27 GMT
#12
On September 25 2003 01:26 baSes wrote:
If you're gay you like things in your ass


So I guess you'd have no objections to a 3 foot across alcohol covered steel ball placed in your anus?
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
September 24 2003 16:28 GMT
#13
On September 25 2003 01:20 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 01:18 BigBalls wrote:
the human head weighs 8 pounds


you stole that from jerry mcquire;)


i stole the 2nd one too
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
September 24 2003 16:42 GMT
#14
You know what's gay?

Two men having sex.

:backs out slowly:
:O
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
September 24 2003 17:11 GMT
#15
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
September 24 2003 17:11 GMT
#16
80% of people who read the above. tried. --;
Stim_Abuser
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1277 Posts
September 24 2003 17:16 GMT
#17
no i just did....
you can tell what your enemy fears most by the means he uses to frighten you.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
September 24 2003 17:16 GMT
#18
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
80% of people who read the above. tried. --;


youre goddamn right i tried. i fucking failed
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
DCs-PsIOnIC
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada125 Posts
September 24 2003 17:20 GMT
#19
U may have tried to steal the second one bigballs but you stole 1 too many rabbits.
Hi
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 24 2003 17:25 GMT
#20
i can get the side of the tip of my elbow

does that count?
why so 진지해?
Bleww
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1080 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-24 17:32:07
September 24 2003 17:28 GMT
#21
I Like guys.

I know nothing about sciences.

I'm playing guitar six weeks performance tomorrow. (Good Riddance by Green Day).
I am back
lowfi(
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Germany280 Posts
September 24 2003 17:45 GMT
#22
Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots!! wow
✌☺✌
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
September 24 2003 17:49 GMT
#23
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
:O
lowfi(
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Germany280 Posts
September 24 2003 17:49 GMT
#24
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
✌☺✌
jpl
Profile Joined May 2003
United States189 Posts
September 24 2003 17:55 GMT
#25
Every year, the average person swallows 14 insects while sleeping.
WWJD?
z7-RaiN
Profile Joined January 2003
United States522 Posts
September 24 2003 17:59 GMT
#26
tiger cubs r cute=]
PokerStars.com, where dreams come true
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
September 24 2003 18:11 GMT
#27
The Florida Keys don't really unluck anything t.t
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 24 2003 18:28 GMT
#28
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 24 2003 18:34 GMT
#29
10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 24 2003 18:35 GMT
#30
Denver, Colorado: It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 24 2003 18:38 GMT
#31
The average person loses two ballpoint pens a week
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
September 24 2003 18:40 GMT
#32
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.


2 out of every 3 threads are ruined by asshats.
:O
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 24 2003 18:48 GMT
#33
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The original Guinness Brewery in Dublin, Ireland has a six thousand year lease.

The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." ( I actually don't think this is true, I've read up on it and never heard of it. )

While in some countries the penalty for driving while intoxicated can be death (yes, death), in Uruguay intoxication is a legal excuse for having an accident while driving.

Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.



Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-24 19:20:53
September 24 2003 18:50 GMT
#34
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.
DeoDoubleG
Profile Joined January 2003
Philippines349 Posts
September 24 2003 19:03 GMT
#35
the sky is blue
iSuXOr
Profile Joined March 2003
United States606 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-24 19:12:18
September 24 2003 19:08 GMT
#36
My anus is bleeding. (If you are clueless)
I want dat beta.
MaxPepper
Profile Joined January 2003
Sri Lanka298 Posts
September 24 2003 19:09 GMT
#37
whales do not lay eggs
Freedom is not something you live for, its something you die for.
MaxPepper
Profile Joined January 2003
Sri Lanka298 Posts
September 24 2003 19:10 GMT
#38
britney spears has a nipple piercing
Freedom is not something you live for, its something you die for.
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 24 2003 19:12 GMT
#39
On September 25 2003 03:50 Shockey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.
umm who cares? did we kill them? no they killed themselves, thus suicide, whats ur fuckin point?


he was contributing to this thread just like you are doing.

so stop being retarded if possible.
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
sanqi21
Profile Joined May 2003
United States162 Posts
September 24 2003 19:12 GMT
#40
On September 25 2003 03:48 Shockey wrote:The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.


heh, nice one
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 24 2003 19:20 GMT
#41
lol some of these are hilarious that im finding

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

There are more molecules in a teaspoon of water than there are teaspoons of water in the Atlantic Ocean.

One out of every two hundred women is endowed with an extra nipple.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gatsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E.
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 24 2003 19:21 GMT
#42
On September 25 2003 04:12 RickJSanchez wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 03:50 Shockey wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.
umm who cares? did we kill them? no they killed themselves, thus suicide, whats ur fuckin point?


he was contributing to this thread just like you are doing.

so stop being retarded if possible.
he wasn't contributing, saying "the media skiews our view of reality" isnt contributing.
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 24 2003 19:23 GMT
#43
pigs have 30 minute orgasms.

Dolphins and Humans are the only two species who have sex for pleasure.
4 cheers for Ryan307
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
September 24 2003 19:37 GMT
#44
a cow's bowel is about 56 m long

tokio is the city with the most suicides

i am the most important person on this planet
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
September 24 2003 19:52 GMT
#45
7 out of 10 of these posts suck, arent funny... including this one
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
NoNameLoser
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1508 Posts
September 24 2003 20:05 GMT
#46
On September 25 2003 04:23 Commander[SB] wrote:
pigs have 30 minute orgasms.

Dolphins and Humans are the only two species who have sex for pleasure.


You forget special kinds of apes.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
September 24 2003 20:15 GMT
#47
the first plane with a turbine was invented by the germans, known as "the bee" the fists models last on the air an average of 8 minutes before exploding.
Im back, in pog form!
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 24 2003 20:20 GMT
#48
On September 25 2003 04:23 Commander[SB] wrote:
pigs have 30 minute orgasms.

Dolphins and Humans are the only two species who have sex for pleasure.


damn, thats pretty crazy.
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 24 2003 20:21 GMT
#49
In my next life I wanna be a pig!
4 cheers for Ryan307
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 24 2003 20:25 GMT
#50
www.dolphinsex.com
why so 진지해?
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-24 20:42:06
September 24 2003 20:41 GMT
#51
On September 25 2003 03:38 Shockey wrote:
The average person loses two ballpoint pens a week


Zaphod Beeblebrox has a very successful second-hand ballpoint pen business.
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
KiD[ReD]
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada2103 Posts
September 24 2003 20:41 GMT
#52
The reason why this is a bad thread is that, like ilnp said, 87% of statistics are false..

I could say "You're more likely to eat speghetti on a Wednesday than any other day" and you would of believed me.

Yes you would of.
PokerForums.org
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 24 2003 20:44 GMT
#53
On September 25 2003 04:08 iSuXOr wrote:
My anus is bleeding. (If you are clueless)


I'm offically disturbed.
4 cheers for Ryan307
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2003 20:45 GMT
#54
Defecaloesiophobia is a fear or painful bowel movements.

The word "Gullible" isn't in Webster's dictionary.

Emporer penguins can jump 7 feet straight up.
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2003 21:15 GMT
#55
Steve Tyler and Gene Simmons can physically lick their elbows.
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Capn
Profile Joined December 2002
United States539 Posts
September 24 2003 21:26 GMT
#56
On September 25 2003 04:21 Shockey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 04:12 RickJSanchez wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:50 Shockey wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.
umm who cares? did we kill them? no they killed themselves, thus suicide, whats ur fuckin point?


he was contributing to this thread just like you are doing.

so stop being retarded if possible.
he wasn't contributing, saying "the media skiews our view of reality" isnt contributing.

But it's true.
SUPREMEICEBEAM!!!
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
September 24 2003 21:38 GMT
#57
Marines have 40 hp
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 24 2003 21:40 GMT
#58
On September 25 2003 05:41 KiD[ReD] wrote:
The reason why this is a bad thread is that, like ilnp said, 87% of statistics are false..

I could say "You're more likely to eat speghetti on a Wednesday than any other day" and you would of believed me.

Yes you would of.


who cares if its a good or a bad thread.
its not hurting anyone.
people make bad/good threads everyday.
the point of making this thread was to keep people active with the site and give feedback. If you dont like this thread, dont post or comment about it, just ignore it.
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
ProudToBeANoob
Profile Joined July 2003
Thailand54 Posts
September 24 2003 21:48 GMT
#59
On September 25 2003 06:40 RickJSanchez wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 05:41 KiD[ReD] wrote:
The reason why this is a bad thread is that, like ilnp said, 87% of statistics are false..

I could say "You're more likely to eat speghetti on a Wednesday than any other day" and you would of believed me.

Yes you would of.


who cares if its a good or a bad thread.
its not hurting anyone.
people make bad/good threads everyday.
the point of making this thread was to keep people active with the site and give feedback. If you dont like this thread, dont post or comment about it, just ignore it.


ilnp was joking, since 87% of statistics are false, there are 87% chances that this statistic is false too...Just a logical joke.
It sounds like...a huge, gargantuan, swollen, bloated mushroom!
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13029 Posts
September 24 2003 22:10 GMT
#60
It's a fken KOALA. KOALA's are NOT bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since we're giving useless facts. My car's speed maxes out at 205.

:7
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
iSuXOr
Profile Joined March 2003
United States606 Posts
September 24 2003 22:42 GMT
#61
On September 25 2003 07:10 RowdierBob wrote:
It's a fken KOALA. KOALA's are NOT bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since we're giving useless facts. My car's speed maxes out at 205.

:7


I'm assuming that's kph not mph But if it's mph then you are pretty leet. ^_^
I want dat beta.
KiD[ReD]
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada2103 Posts
September 24 2003 23:57 GMT
#62
On September 25 2003 06:48 ProudToBeANoob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 06:40 RickJSanchez wrote:
On September 25 2003 05:41 KiD[ReD] wrote:
The reason why this is a bad thread is that, like ilnp said, 87% of statistics are false..

I could say "You're more likely to eat speghetti on a Wednesday than any other day" and you would of believed me.

Yes you would of.


who cares if its a good or a bad thread.
its not hurting anyone.
people make bad/good threads everyday.
the point of making this thread was to keep people active with the site and give feedback. If you dont like this thread, dont post or comment about it, just ignore it.


ilnp was joking, since 87% of statistics are false, there are 87% chances that this statistic is false too...Just a logical joke.


You think?
PokerForums.org
RuGbUg
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2347 Posts
September 25 2003 00:27 GMT
#63
Hes trying to explain it to those who obviously didn't realize it was a joke, not just an attempt to come up with a statistic.
anguish: its like that time i asked my bestfriend who happened to be black if his dick was bigger than mine anguish: he got angry anguish: and told me i was racist and gay
LaptopLegacy
Profile Joined October 2002
Netherlands602 Posts
September 25 2003 01:21 GMT
#64
It was Roman who said that 87% of all statistics is fake?
Luctor et Emergo
Amnesty
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2054 Posts
September 25 2003 01:37 GMT
#65
Polar bears have the best sense of smell on the planet.
The sky just is, and goes on and on; and we play all our BW games beneath it.
Eliminator
Profile Joined December 2002
Netherlands681 Posts
September 25 2003 01:43 GMT
#66
Black people have big penisses.
ProudToBeANoob
Profile Joined July 2003
Thailand54 Posts
September 25 2003 02:24 GMT
#67
the sun will crash within 5 billion years...
It sounds like...a huge, gargantuan, swollen, bloated mushroom!
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 25 2003 06:06 GMT
#68
On September 25 2003 04:21 Shockey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 04:12 RickJSanchez wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:50 Shockey wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.
umm who cares? did we kill them? no they killed themselves, thus suicide, whats ur fuckin point?


he was contributing to this thread just like you are doing.

so stop being retarded if possible.
he wasn't contributing, saying "the media skiews our view of reality" isnt contributing.


Hey Shockey, chill out man. You sound a bit too angry. The topic of the thread is Useless info we should know, which is a bit of a misnomer in and of itself. If it is useless info than why should we know it. If the topic was useless info that is funny than I see your point but it's not.

You sound angry Shockey (are you a shock jockey (radio for all you noobs) who is part of the Shock media?). Perhaps the media of fear, see the post on Bowling for Columbine for Michael Moore's take on the media for more info, perhaps the media of fear has got you all pissed off because you think the world is a horrible place.

Of course the media skews our view of reality. That's like saying our parents skew our view of reality, they do. Reality is a huge place and we can hardly know what's going on everywhere all the time so naturally our perception of reality is distorted by who and where we got our information from. In my humble opinion, I feel that prime time news in the US is primarily about war, murder and politics, hardly a peaceful or optimistic view of the world, but that's just my opinion what's yours?

Lighten up man, give a friend a hug, pick a flower, tell your girlfriend you love her (you do have a girlfriend right?). Don't let the media get you down
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
September 25 2003 07:18 GMT
#69
a kind of fox (dunno its name in english) can listen the steps of an ant at over 100 yards.


All animals have aprox the same amount of heart beats allong their life, so a mouse and a elephant live the same in "muscular" terms.
Im back, in pog form!
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
September 25 2003 07:33 GMT
#70
On September 25 2003 15:06 sword_siege wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 04:21 Shockey wrote:
On September 25 2003 04:12 RickJSanchez wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:50 Shockey wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.
umm who cares? did we kill them? no they killed themselves, thus suicide, whats ur fuckin point?


he was contributing to this thread just like you are doing.

so stop being retarded if possible.
he wasn't contributing, saying "the media skiews our view of reality" isnt contributing.


Hey Shockey, chill out man. You sound a bit too angry. The topic of the thread is Useless info we should know, which is a bit of a misnomer in and of itself. If it is useless info than why should we know it. If the topic was useless info that is funny than I see your point but it's not.

You sound angry Shockey (are you a shock jockey (radio for all you noobs) who is part of the Shock media?). Perhaps the media of fear, see the post on Bowling for Columbine for Michael Moore's take on the media for more info, perhaps the media of fear has got you all pissed off because you think the world is a horrible place.

Of course the media skews our view of reality. That's like saying our parents skew our view of reality, they do. Reality is a huge place and we can hardly know what's going on everywhere all the time so naturally our perception of reality is distorted by who and where we got our information from. In my humble opinion, I feel that prime time news in the US is primarily about war, murder and politics, hardly a peaceful or optimistic view of the world, but that's just my opinion what's yours?

Lighten up man, give a friend a hug, pick a flower, tell your girlfriend you love her (you do have a girlfriend right?). Don't let the media get you down


It was a downer, but you're telling him to lighten up?
:O
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
September 25 2003 07:35 GMT
#71
It's physically impossible to increase your APM fro... ah whatever...

PS.: KiD, expert of BAD threads? -_-

-Mynock
SpuniasauR
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia1500 Posts
September 25 2003 07:47 GMT
#72
For whoever mentioned the special kinds of monkeys, BONOBO'S!!!
lol i have a friend who uses that nick

o yeh, the statistic,

3 out of four people make up 75% of the population...

A firebat to your Zergling.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
September 25 2003 07:56 GMT
#73
more ppl die annually on zeppelin crashes than for anthrax.

yet americans are more afrid of the dust than a zeppelin
Im back, in pog form!
Micron
Profile Joined June 2003
United States208 Posts
September 25 2003 08:03 GMT
#74
On September 25 2003 11:24 ProudToBeANoob wrote:
the sun will crash within 5 billion years...



The sun will first turn to a red giant, engulfing venus and mercury, as well as making the seas of earth boil, anything that is flamable will catch fire and explosives will discharge by themselves, then it will spend a period as a white dwarf, making the earth a frozen tundra, assuming that the earth has any form of an o-zone left due to the great heat.Then it will pretty much die out. The cool thing is that the suns mass will remain the same (with expection for engulfing the planets) for the whole time it exist, planets will still revolve around it even though it has shrunk to a smaller size
Dont Be A Fool
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 25 2003 08:14 GMT
#75
It was a downer, but you're telling him to lighten up?


Depends on how you perceive the info. More people dying from suicide is bad if you think most of the world is depressed on the other hand if all you hear about is war,terrorism and murder only to find out that more people die from suicide than the above three than that is an awesome statistic.

It's awesome because when the news is telling us the world is a horrible ugly place with war, murder and terrorism the reality of the fact is you have a greater chance of killing yourself than being shot in a war, dying from an act of terrorism or getting sliced and diced via a homicide.

I find that good news. It makes me think the world isn't as horrible as the news I watch makes it out to be.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10568 Posts
September 25 2003 08:16 GMT
#76
On September 25 2003 17:14 sword_siege wrote:
Show nested quote +
It was a downer, but you're telling him to lighten up?



It's awesome because when the news is telling us the world is a horrible ugly place with war, murder and terrorism the reality of the fact is you have a greater chance of killing yourself than being shot in a war, dying from an act of terrorism or getting sliced and diced via a homicide.



ummm... no i don't.. use some common sense please.
ZyMotiC
Profile Joined May 2003
103 Posts
September 25 2003 08:18 GMT
#77
Female hyenas have a pseudo penis.

Centipedes don't have 100 legs.

Orchids are named from the Greek word for testicles (orchis) because of the resemblance of their bulbs to a man's testes.

There were 132,432,044 automobiles registered in the United States in 1999.

The largest pearl ever found weighed 14 pounds (6.4 kg).

Dalmatians are born without spots.

There is no salt water in salt water taffy.

http://mistupid.com/facts/
Live, Try, Fail, Die
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 25 2003 08:19 GMT
#78
On September 25 2003 16:18 baal wrote:
a kind of fox (dunno its name in english) can listen the steps of an ant at over 100 yards.


All animals have aprox the same amount of heart beats allong their life, so a mouse and a elephant live the same in "muscular" terms.


This is the same statistic for mammals as well baal. There is an average number of beats in hearts for mammals before they die. Mice have hearts that beat really fast so they don't live as long, elephants hearts beat slower so they live longer.

The only exception to the rule is . . . . you guessed it. Humans.
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 25 2003 08:23 GMT
#79
On September 25 2003 17:16 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 17:14 sword_siege wrote:
It was a downer, but you're telling him to lighten up?



It's awesome because when the news is telling us the world is a horrible ugly place with war, murder and terrorism the reality of the fact is you have a greater chance of killing yourself than being shot in a war, dying from an act of terrorism or getting sliced and diced via a homicide.



ummm... no i don't.. use some common sense please.


Hahah, then you must think there's a greater chance of you killing yourself than the above three I mentioned. Cheer up depressed boy.

The point is that not that many people die from suicide, but even less die from murder, war and terrorism combined. The world really isn't as bad as the media portrays it.

We're actually relatively peaceful people.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28675 Posts
September 25 2003 08:38 GMT
#80
okay guys

im going to rape this thread now. you may all surrender.

In 1977, Napoleon's penis was sold in Paris for about US $3 800 to an American urologist.

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

Victorian women tried to enlarge their breasts by bathing in strawberries

In 1982, Englishman William Hall committed suicide by drilling holes into his head with a power drill . . . it took 8 holes.


Clinophobia is a fear of beds.

A human sheds a complete layer of skin every 4 weeks.

The crystalline quartz, Amethyst was once believed to prevent drunkenness.

Sigmund Freud brought his first sample of cocaine for $1.27 per gram.


There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being that there are human beings on the surface of the earth.

The opposite of 'cross-eyed' is 'wall-eyed'.

The surface area of a human lung is equal to a tennis court.

In the English hospitals of the seventeenth century, children were entitled to two gallons of beer as part of their weekly diet.

During the fifteenth century,sick people were often dressed in red and surrounded by red objects because it was though to help them get better.

The Black Death claimed roughly forty million lives in the thirteenth century.

In 1562 a man was dug up six hours after his burial, after he had been seen breathing by someone at the funeral - he lived for another 75 years.

If 80% of the human liver was removed, it could still function and would eventually restore itself to its original size.

Nutmeg, if injected intravenously, is fatal.

The Eskimo language has over twenty words to describe different kinds of snow.

The southwestern tip of the Isle of Man is called 'The Calf of Man'.

99% of the solar systems mass is concentrated in the sun.

Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits'.

In the Andes, time is often measured by how long it takes to smoke a cigarette.

The background radiation in Aberdeen is twice that of the rest of Great Britain.

About 2 million hydrogen atoms would be required to cover the full stop at the end of this sentence.

The tower of London, during its lifetime has served many purposes, including a zoo.

There is a village near the Somme in France which is simply called Y.

The United States, which accounts for six per cent of the population of the world, consumes nearly sixty per cent of the world's resources.

The number of births in India each year is greater than the entire population of Australia.

Based on various cosmological techniques the universe is estimated at 10 - 18 gigayears old.
(1 gigayear = 1 000 000 000 000 years)

The Future's Museum in Sweden contains a scale model of the solar system. The sun is 105 meters in diameter and the planets range from 3.5 mm to 6 km from the 'sun'. This particular model also contains the nearest star, Proxima Centauri, still to scale situated in the Museum of Victoria ... in Australia.

Scientists at Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions where traced to a microwave oven in the building.

'Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu'
is the name of a hill in New Zealand.

The number of UFO sightings constantly increase when Mars is nearest the Earth.

So far in the twentieth century, two objects have hit the earth's surface with enough force to destroy a medium size city. By pure luck both have landed in sparsely populated Siberia.

On Picarn Island, it is a criminal offence it shout ' ship ohoy' when there is in fact no ship in sight.

The statue ' The thinker ' by Rodin is actually a portrait of the Italian poet Dante.

X-ray technology has shown there are 3 different versions of the Mona Lisa under the visible one.

Pope Paul IV, who was elected on 23 May 1555, was so outraged when he saw the naked bodies on the ceiling of the Sistene Chapel that he ordered Michelangelo to paint garments on to them.

Roger Ramjet's American Eagle Squadron consists of Yank, Doodle, Dan and Dee.

In the film 'Star Trek : First Contact', when Picard shows Lilly she is orbiting Earth, Australia and Papa New Guinea are clearly visible .. but New Zealand is missing .

The 'Mona Lisa' was once brought by Francis I of France in 1517 to hang in a bathroom.

The 'Over the rainbow' scene from 'The Wizard of Oz' was originally cut from the film because it was 'slow' and added nothing to the plot. It was added again at the last moment.

Salvador Dali once arrived to an art exhibition in a limousine filled with turnips.

The B'52's, were named after a Fifties Hairdo.

During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

Over 400 films has been made, based on the plays of Shakespeare.

There are 256 semihemidemisemiquavers in a breve.

When young and impoverished, Pablo Picasso kept warm by burning his own paintings.

'I am a Walrus', by John Lenon, was inspired by a police two tone siren.

Charles Baudelaire, preferred to Wagners music, the sounds ' of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws'.

One of Britain's most famous composers, Sir Michael Tippett, composed pieces notoriously difficult to play, At the premiere of his 'Symphony No. 2', the orchestra got lost in the middle of the piece and the conductor had to start again.

The French equivalent of 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog', a sentence which contains every letter of the alphabet (useful when learning to type), is 'Allez porter ce vieux whisky au juge blond qui fume un Havane', which translates to 'Go and take this old whisky to the fair-haired judge smoking the Havana cigar'.

In the story of Cinderella, her slippers were originally fur, but they became glass because of an error in translation.

Pablo Picasso was abandoned by the midwife just after his birth because she though he was stillborn. He was saved by an uncle.

About half the piano's in England are thought to be out of tune.

The phrase ' The 3 R's ' ( standing for 'reading, writing and arithmetic' ) was created by Sir William Curtis, who was illiterate.

Monaco's national orchestra is bigger than its army.

During World War II, W.C. Fields kept US $50 000 in Germany 'in case the little bastard wins'.

The French composer J.B. Lully, while conducting a concert, pierced his foot with a pointed baton, and died from the resulting gangrene.

The most commonly sung song in the world - Happy birthday to you - is under copyright, the copyright runs out in 2010.

Fred Astaire's first screen notes read: 'Can't act, Can't Sing, Can Dance a little'.

The Nazi-sympathist song 'Don't Let's Be Beastly to the German's', was sung seven times in one evening by Noel Coward, at the request of Winston Churchill.

According to Genesis 7:2, God told Noah to take 14 of each kind of 'clean' animal into the ark.

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

The original title for the best seller 'Gone with the wind' was 'Ba! Ba! Black sheep'.

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from British Public Libraries.

Some hotels in Las Vegas have gambling tables floating in their swimming pools.

Clay pigeon shooting was once known as Inanimate bird shooting.

Cricketer Dennis Lillee once tried to use an Aluminium bat of his own design called 'The Combat'.

Darts is the most popular sport played in Britain.

Garry Chapman scored 17 runs off a single delivery (all run with no overthrow) in a game of cricket on 13 October 1990. (he hit the ball into a patch of 10 inch high grass)

The Roman Emperor Nero killed his wife after she 'scalded' him for going to the races.

In the 1950's the hula hoop was banned in Tokyo due to the large number of traffic accidents it caused.

The yo-yo originated in the Philippines, where it was used as a weapon in hunting.

When kicked in the groin, a soccer player has been 'banjoed'.

The board game Monopoly was originally rejected by Parker Brothers, who claimed it had 52 fundamental errors.

An American aircraft in Vietnam shot itself down with one of its own missiles.

Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.

In Ancient Peru, when a woman found an 'ugly' potato, it was the custom for her to push it into the face of the nearest man.

Only 1 child in 20 are born on the day predicted by the doctor.

In the 1970's, the Rhode Island Legislature in the US entertained a proposal that there be a $2 tax on every act of sexual intercourse in the State.

John Glenn, the American who first orbited the Earth, was showered with 3,529 tonnes of ticker tape when he got back.

American Red Indians used to name their children after the first thing they saw as they left their tepees subsequent to the birth. Hence such strange names as Sitting Bull and Running Water.

Sir Isaac Newton was obsessed with the occult and the supernatural.

One of Queen Victoria's wedding gifts was a 3 metre diameter, half tonne cheese.

Peter the Great had the head of his wife's lover cut off and put into a jar of preserving alcohol, which he then ordered to be placed by her bed.

The car manufacturer Henry Ford was awarded Hitler's Supreme Order of the German Eagle / Iron Cross. Henry Ford was the inventor of the assembly line, and Hitler used this knowledge of the assembly line to speed up production, and to create better and interchangable products.

Charles the Simple was the grandson of Charles the Bald, both were rulers of France.

The mad Emperor Caligula once decided to go to war with the Roman God of the sea, Poseidon, and ordered his soldiers to throw their spears into the water at random.

The Ecuadorian poet, José Olmedo, has a statue in his honour in his home country. But, unable to commission a sculptor, due to limited funds, the government brought a second-hand statue .. Of the English poet Lord Byron.

The childrens' nursery rhyme 'Ring-a-Ring-a-Roses' actually refers to the Black Death which killed about 30 million people in the fourteenth-century.

Some Eskimos have been known to use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing.

John Paul Getty, once the richest man in the world, had a payphone in his mansion.

Iceland is the world's oldest functioning democracy.

Adolf Eichmann (responsible for countless Jewish deaths during World war II), was originally a travelling salesman for the Vacuum Oil Co. of Austria.

The Matami Tribe of West Africa play a version of football, the only difference being that they use a human skull instead of a more normal ball.

The great Russian leader, Lenin died 21 January 1924, suffering from a degenerative brain disorder. At the time of his death his brain was a quarter of its normal size.

When shipped to the US, the London bridge ( thought by the new owner to be the more famous Tower Bridge ) was classified by US customs to be a 'large antique'.

It was the custom in Ancient Rome for the men to place their right hand on their testicles when taking an oath. The modern term 'testimony' is derived from this tradition.

The study of stupidity is called 'monology'.

Hindu men believe(d) it to be unluckily to marry a third time. They could avoid misfortune by marring a tree first. The tree ( his third wife ) was then burnt, freeing him to marry again.

More money is spent each year on alcohol and cigarettes than on Life insurance.

A firm in Britain sold fall-out shelters for pets.

During the seventeen century , the Sultan of Turkey ordered his entire harem of women drowned, and replace with a new one.

Lady Astor once told Winston Churchill 'if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee'. His reply …' if you were my wife, I would drink it ! '.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.

A parthenophobic has a fear of virgins.

In 1939 the US political party 'The American Nazi Party' had 200,000 members.

St Nicholas, the original Father Christmas, is the patron saint of thieves, virgins and communist Russia.

Dublin is home of the Fairy Investigation Society.

Fourteen million people were killed in World War I, twenty million died in a flu epidemic in the years that followed.

People in Siberia often buy milk frozen on a stick.

Princess Ann was the only competitor at the 1976 Montreal Olympics that did not have to undergo a sex test.

Ethelred the Unready, King of England in the Tenth-century, spent his wedding night in bed with his wife and his mother-in-law.

The two highest IQ's ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

President Kaunda of Zambia once threatened to resign if his fellow countrymen didn't stop drinking so much alcohol.

Due to staggering inflation in the 1920's, 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 German marks were worth 1 US dollar.

During the Medieval Crusades, transporting bodies off the battlefield for burial was a major problem, this was solved by carrying a huge cauldron into the Holy wars, boiling down the bodies, and taking only the bones with them.

A ten-gallon hat holds three-quarters of a gallon.

George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

Joseph and Etienne Montigolfier, inventers of the hot air balloon, first believed that their balloon didn't rise due to hot air but an invisible gas given off by fire. They named it Montigolfier Gas.

Pedals were added to the bicycle in 1839.

The early personal computer, the Sinclair ZX80, had 1 kilobyte of internal memory.

Joseph Swan invented a light bulb in 1879, one year before Thomas Edison. But Swan didn't patent his idea and was accused of copying by Edison ( who did patent the idea and is therefore recognised as the inventor ) until it was shown both bulbs were produced in different processes. They then formed a joint company using the best of both technologies.

Allied bombers were issued with Biro pens as fountain pens leaked at high altitude.

The bicycle was first introduced to British roads in 1888, but the rider had to ring a bell continuously to warn others of their approach.

The first computer was built in 1823. The steam driven calculating machine, built by Charles Babbage, failed to work due to poor workmanship in the intricate parts. When rebuilt by the Science Museum of London in 1991 it worked.

The Dotmatrix printer was developed for the 1964 Tokyo Olympic Games by the Japanese company Seiko.

Britain's first escalator was installed in Harrods in 1878.

Edison tried to invent a gun-powder powered engine for a helicopter . . .
he blew up his lab, and decided to stop work on that project.

Laser means Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

The tip of a rotary mower travels at over 200 km/hr.

The first public radio broadcast was on the 23 February 1920, in June 1920 Dame Nellie Melba sang on the radio, immediately the Post Office banned 'Entertainment'. Broadcasting lifted the ban in 1921 for 15minutes per week.

The 'Screwdriver' was invented by oilmen, who used the tool to stir the drink.

Gunpowder is formed after mixing charcoal, saltpetre and sulphur.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

A single ounce of gold can be beaten into a thin film covering a hundred square feet.

To 'crack' a whip, the tip must be travelling faster than the speed of sound.

Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 . . . by a dentist ( William Semple)

Since 1959, more than 6,000 pieces of 'space junk' (abandoned rocket and satellite parts) have fallen out of orbit - many of these have hit the earth's surface.

Paper was invented early in the second century by a Chinese eunuch.

Tomato ketchup was once sold as a medicine.

Waves"break" when their height is more that seven-tenths of the depth of the water.

The power of the first hydrogen bomb tested in 1952 was equal to the combined power of all the bombs dropped on Germany and Japan in World War Two - including the atomic ones.

75% of the chemical energy contained in petrol is wasted by a combustion engine.

The Chinese used fingerprints as a method of identification as far back as AD 700.

A flush toilet exists that dates back to 2000 BC.

No matter its size or thickness, no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times

According to an old English system of time units, a moment is one and a half minutes.

For reasons of security, only people who were illiterate were considered for more routine jobs at the first atomic bomb construction centre in New Mexico.

The Electric chair was invented by Dr. Alphonse Rockwell, and first used on 6 August 1890 to execute William Kemmler.

The first hot air balloon was invented on 5 June 1783, it was made of paper and not entirely successful.

The mathematician Cardano was imprisoned for doing the horoscope of Jesus Christ.

There are more nutrients in the cornflake packet itself than there are in the actual cornflake.

Knowledge is growing so fast that ninety per cent of what we will know in fifty years time, will be discovered in those fifty years.

Each increase of five decibels will half the amount of time requires for a sound to cause permanent hearing loss.

Leonardo da Vinci invented an alarm clock that woke the sleeper by rubbing their feet.

The Biro pen was invented by George and Lazlo Biro.

Soda water does not contain soda.

Marie Curie, the Nobel prize winning scientist who discovered radium, died on 4 July 1934 of radiation poisoning.

Minus forty degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus forty degrees Fahrenheit.

The screwdriver was invented before the screw.

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.

The energy released in the ten minutes of a normal hurricane is roughly equivalent to the energy contained in all the nuclear stockpiles of the world.

The typewriter was invented in 1829, and the automatic dishwasher in 1889.

"To prevent violence," it was at one time customary at certain phases of the moon to chain and flog inmates of England's notorious Bedlam Hospital.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.

Impotence is grounds for divorce in twenty-four states in the United States.

In 1838 the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring that a man obtain a license before serenading a woman.

In Alaska it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an airplane or any other flying vehicle.

In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

In Hazelton, Pennsylvania, there is a law on the books that prohibits a person from sipping a carbonated drink while lecturing students in a school auditorium.

In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.

In London, it is a 24 hour detainment if caught sticking gum under a seat on the upper deck of a bus.

In Milan, Italy there is a law on the books that requires a smile on the face of all citizens at all times. Exemptions include time spent visiting patients in hospitals or attending funerals. Otherwise the fine is $100 if they are seen in public without a smile on their face.

In San Salvador drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

In seventeenth-century Japan, no citizen was allowed to leave the country on penalty of death. Anyone caught coming or going without permission was executed on the spot.

In Somalia, Africa, it's been decreed illegal to carry old chewing gum stuck on the tip of your nose.]

In the U.S., federal law states that children's TV shows may contain only 10 minutes of advertising per hour and on weekends the limit is 10 and one-half minutes.

In Turkey, in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death.

Prior to the adoption of the Twelfth Amendment in 1804, the candidate who ran second in a presidential race automatically become vice-president. Thomas Jefferson became John Adams' vice-president in this way.

The second national city of the United States is Port Angeles, WA, designated by Abraham Lincoln. That's where they would move the capital if something happened to Washington D.C.

The United States Supreme Court once ruled Federal income tax unconstitutional. Income tax was first imposed during the Civil War as a temporary revenue-raising measure.

Wetaskiwin, Alberta from 1917: "It's against the law to tie a male horse next to a female horse on Main Street."

There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants.

Until the 1950's, Tibetans disposed of their dead by taking the body up a hill, hacking it into little pieces, and feeding the remains to the birds.

Undertakers report that human bodies do not deteriorate as quickly as they used to. The reason, they believe, is that the modern diet contains so many preservatives that these chemicals tend to prevent the body from decomposition too rapidly after death.

St. Miles Partridge once played dice with Henry VIII for the bells of St. Paul's church, won, and collected the bells.

In 18th century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to swallow the dice if there was a police raid.

Voltaire considered Shakespeare's works so deplorable that he referred to the Bard as "that drunken fool."

When a person dies, hearing is generally the last sense to go. The first sense lost is usually sight. Then follow taste, smell, and touch.

Tablecloths were originally meant to serve as towels with which guests could wipe their hands and faces after dinner.

When using the first pay telephone, a caller did not deposit his coins in the machine. He gave them to an attendant who stood next to the telephone. Coin telephones did not appear to 1899.

The average American sees or hears 560 advertisements a day.

In 1950 at the Las Vegas Desert Inn, a anonymous sailor made 27 straight passes (wins) with the dice at craps. The odds against such a feat or 12,467,890 to 1. The dice today are enshrined in the hotel on a velvet pillow under glass.

In 1976 a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50-pound rock. the ceremony was witnessed by more than twenty people.

In 1986, a guard in an armored car was killed when $50,000 worth of quarters fell on him.

In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more that a hundred years before either moon was discovered.

In India it is perfectly proper for men to wear pajamas in public. Pajamas are accepted as standard daytime wearing apparel.

The average person can live for eleven days without water, assuming a mean temperature of 60 degrees Fahrenheit.

The bandaging of a mummy often took from 6 to 8 months and required a collection of special tools, including a long metal hook that was used to draw the dead person's brains out through his nose.

The first operators employed by the Bell Telephone Company were young boys who worked standing up. Only after several years did it occur to anybody to provide them with chairs.

The first telephone book ever issued contained only fifty names. It was published in New Haven, Connecticut, by the New Haven District Telephone Company in February, 1878

The first toy product ever advertised on television was MR. POTATO HEAD. Introduced in 1952, MR. POTATO HEAD took advantage of TV's explosive growth to gain access to tens of millions of newly "plugged-in" households.

According to Gambler's Digest, an estimated $1 million is lost at race tracks each year by people who lose or carelessly throw away winning tickets.

It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls--phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine--are made every day in the United States.

According to the federal Trade Commission. there are 20,000 television commercials made each year that are aimed exclusively at children. Of these, 7,000 are for sugared breakfast cereals.

It is estimated that a plastic container can resist decomposition for as long as 50,000 years.

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

The name of the first airplane flown at Kitty Hawk by the Wright Brothers was Bird of Prey. The maiden flight of the Bird of Prey, however, was less than a flight--the plane stayed in the air only long enough to sail 59 feet.

Ancient Chinese artists freely painted scenes of nakedness and coition. Never, absolutely never, would they depict a simple bare female foot.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

On the Chinese written language, the ideograph that stands for "trouble" represents two women under one roof.

A device invented as a primitive steam engine by the Greek engineer Hero, about the time of the birth of Christ, is used today as a rotating lawn sprinkler.

The first commercial passenger airplane began flying in 1914. The first commercial passenger airplane with a bathroom began flying in 1919.

When the first escalator, or "inclined elevator," was installed the department store Harrod's in London (near the turn of the century), brandy was served to passengers who felt faint.

Tongue prints are as unique as fingerprints.

Your brain is more active sleeping than it is watching TV.

The heart beats faster during a brisk walk or heated argument than during sexual intercourse.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

If you are afraid that you might die laughing - you are suffering from cherophobia.

It is a comparatively recent insight that light travels from the object to the eye. Until about 400 years ago, it was thought that there was "something" in the eye that went out and saw the object.

After his infamous 1997 ear-biting attack on Evander Holygield, The Hollywood Wax Museum moved boxer Mike Tyson's figure to the Chamber of Horrors - next to Hannibal Lechter.

The Olympic symbol is made up of five interlocking rings, standing for the continents of Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and America.

Did you ever wonder what the WD in WD-40 stands for? WD is an abbreviation for Water Displacer 40th attempt.

Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.

The first commercial vacuum cleaner was so large it was mounted on a wagon. People threw parties in their homes so guests could watch the new device do its job.

The name of the Pilgrim's second ship that was to accompany the Mayflower to the "New World" was The "Speedwell". It had to turn back because it wasn't seaworthy.

When Spain declared war on the U.S. in 1898, the U.S. in turn declared war on Spain but backdated the declaration by three days so it would look more heroic to have declared war first.

Every queen named Jane has either been murdered, imprisoned, gone mad, died young, or been dethroned.

In 1935, "Iran" became the new name for Persia, which was the new name for what had earlier been Iran.

In feudal Japan the Imperial Army has special soldiers whose only duty was to count the number of severed enemy heads after each battle.

In the 10th century, the Grand Vizier of Persia took his entire library with him wherever he went. The 117,000 volume library was carried by camels trained to walk in alphabetical order.

It was the style among 18th century Englishmen to wear pantaloons so tight they had to be hung on special pegs that held them open, allowing the wearer to jump down into them.

The Americans lost the Battle of Bunker Hill when they ran out of gunpowder and had to retreat.


In 1822, Mary Ann Mantell of Sussex, England became the first person in history to discover a dinosaur fossil while correctly identifying it as something that was a part of a large reptile; earlier discoveries were identified as giant men, dragons, and other such large, dead things. However, her husband, Dr. Gideon Mantell, took credit for the discovery and identified the teeth that she found as part of an Iguanodon. Later, he wrongfully identified a body part as a horn, which turned out to be part of the creature's thumb.

The first dinosaur to be the subject of a tavern song was Diplodocus due to the fact that tychoon Andrew Carnegie gave a replica of the animal to King Edward VII. The tune, which was popular around the turn of the century, went: "Crowned heads of Europe All make a royal fuss Over Uncle Andy And his old Diplodocus."

If Americans reduced their meat intake by 10 percent, the savings in grains and soybeans would feed 60 million people, which is the number of people who starve worldwide each year.

As president, George Bush made $548 a day, which is 3/10 of 1 percent of what Michael Jackson makes in a day ($164,384).

Economics The new IRS employee manual includes provisions for collecting taxes in the aftermath of a nuclear war.

In the days of manly filterless cigarettes, Marlboros were orginally marketed as a woman's cigarette.

Homicide in the workplace is now the fastest growing form of murder. The increase in mass murders in offices in the last 10 years is about 200-300 percent. People to fear the most: middle aged, white males who are loners, angry, paranoid, and guarded.

The current market value of a pap smear from Marilyn Monroe is $200,000.

The London-based Council of the Corporation of Foreign Bondholders is still trying to collect on loans made to the state of Mississippi in 1830 to finance cotton exports.

English soldiers of the Hundred Years' War were known to the French as "Les Goddams" because of their propensity to swear.

According to one amateur etymologist, the word "fuck" is an acronym for "Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge," a crime that people were hauled into jail for. The Anglo Saxon origin of "fuck" had something to do with poking a hole in the ground. Another theory states that the legend FUCK appeared over the doors of licensed brothels in the time of King George and stood for "Fornication Under Consent of the King." Yet a third theory states that it is from "file under cardinal knowledge" - an instruction written on folders in law cases.

"Bubba" is Yiddish for "grandma."

The word "chortle" was coined by "Alice in Wonderland" author Lewis Carroll. It is a blend of the words "chuckle" and "snort."

Gay men who successfully joined the British Navy used to be called "reverse malingerers."

Trobriand Islanders (off the coast of New Guinea) have euphemism for having sex that translates to "scraping the tapioca."

The Greeks had a word that meant "with armpits smelling like a he-goat."

A popular ad for a hamburger chain in France translates into English as, "If you are going to eat shit, then it might as well be this shit."

The term for when dogs scratch their butts by dragging them across the floor is called "sleigh riding."

The word "quiz" was supposedly invented in 1780 by a Dublin theatre manager who laid a wager that he would introduce a new word of no meaning into the language within 24 hours.

"Melvin" means the act of getting your testicles crunched with accompanying jerking action of the head and neck.

Agromania is a morbid passion for solitude, as well as for wandering in fields.

n catspeak, "meow" is actually a combination of two distinctive calls: the "me" part is a friendly greeting, while the "ow" part means, "I'm willing to defend myself." Cats meow at humans, but rarely at other cats.

Before they settled on "World War II," some nomenclaturists debated on using "The Return of the World War" or "Son of World War."

In some parts of Africa, people say "Wake up living" instead of saying "Good night."

In Spain, when there is one bit of food left on the plate that nobody will eat, it is referred to as the "embarassed piece."

The Samburu tribesman who speaks in a recent Nike commercial isn't really saying the Nike motto "Just Do It." In his native tongue, Maa, he's actually saying "I don't want these. Give me bigger shoes."

Portland, Oregon was named in a coin-toss in 1844. Heads "Portland," tails "Boston."

"Squids" are kids who drive motorcycles wearing tank tops and shorts. The nickname comes from how they look after an accident.

One ad for Pepsi used in China, "Come alive with Pepsi," actually translated to "Pepsi brings your ancestors back to life."

German soldiers on the Eastern Front during World War II were issued a German-Russian phrasebook that contained more than 3,000 words and phrases. Tellingly, it did not contain the word "sorry."

One cat-hating man in Seattle, Washington has recently invented the word "catmatic." He coined it as an opposite to "dogmatic" and it means "pussyfooting around."

According to one etymologist, the word "barbecue" is derived from the Spanish word "barbacoa," which is derived from "barbecue," a word used by a cannibalistic tribe in the Carribean.

The Ibo tribe of Nigeria had three punishments for adulterous couples, each increasingly ghastly. The least harsh involved tying the couple up, putting a stake through the man into the woman, and carrying them off to a pool filled with loathsome reptiles.

Queen Anne had a transvestite cousin, Lord Cornbury, whom she assigned to be governor of New York and New Jersey. The colonists were not amused.

Some Romanian villagers sing a song that accompanies a traditional goat dance. The lyrics to the song are so sexually suggestive that Cable News Network refuses to translate them.

According to Blitz Magazine in Bombay, India, 28 year old Nagaba Jugalgiri pulled a car with his penis in front of Mahalakshmi Temple in protest of India's 1989 oil crisis.

Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.

According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked.

As late as 1940, a candidate for the U.S. Naval Academy was rejected if it was discovered that he masturbated.

According to a couple of recent biographies, Lord Baden-Powell, founder of the Boy Scouts, was a repressed homosexual who was obsessed with looking at photos of naked young boys.

Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant

According to Runner's World magazine, two out of three runners say that they fantasize about sex while running. On the other hand, one out of 11 fantasizes about running while having sex.

20 million Americans watch pornography annually.

The passage of the bible that discourages masturbation is Genesis 38:7-11, which is story about when Judah's son, Er, died childless and his brother, Onan, was required to impregnate Er's widow. During sex, Onan withdrew and "spilled his seed," which displeased God, who eventually killed him. Onanism means "male masturbation" and "coitus interruptus."

According to Jewish law (the Mishnah), laborers were advised to have intercourse with their wives twice a week. Ass drivers, on the other hand, were directed to do it once a week. By the way, the unemployed were directed to do it every day.

In the 10th century, it was ruled that a cleric who experienced a wet dream would have to sing 7 prescribed penitential psalms right after the fact and in the morning sing 30 more.

St. Tertullian called women "the devil's gateway ... on account of you, even the son of God had to die."

"Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian."

"Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen."

"Reltney" is archaic slang for "penis."

"Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."

In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, Spanish nicknamed it "the Italian vice."

Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers."

The word "sex" was coined in 1382.

Syphillis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France.

Porn star Candida Royale was named after a yeast infection.

The Inca enacted laws to prevent llama drivers from having sex with their animals and enforced the laws be requiring that the llama drivers be escorted by chaperones.

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

The sea slug does little more than eat, sleep, and copulate--actually it copulates a lot, often in orgies. One researcher at the University of Miami has witnessed as many as 10 sea slugs at a time engaging in chain copulating.

Lou Boudreau of the Cleveland Indians once blew a game when he blew his nose, forgetting that the "steal" sign was putting a towel to his face.

During the player introductions before the 7th game of the 1992 National League playoffs, Jose "Chico" Lind of the Pittsburgh Pirates said something that sounded like "the chicken runs at midnight."

According to the Texas Department of Transportation, one person is killed annually painting stripes on the state's highways and roads.
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Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
September 25 2003 08:44 GMT
#81
Useless fact:

Liquid'Drone has already posted ALL that stuff once in mensrea's thread of the same nature a looong time ago.

-Mynock
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 25 2003 08:46 GMT
#82
You know you can't rape if you cut and paste ^_^;;

In any case, those be some nice useless info. Good job.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10568 Posts
September 25 2003 08:53 GMT
#83
On September 25 2003 17:23 sword_siege wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 17:16 BlackJack wrote:
On September 25 2003 17:14 sword_siege wrote:
It was a downer, but you're telling him to lighten up?



It's awesome because when the news is telling us the world is a horrible ugly place with war, murder and terrorism the reality of the fact is you have a greater chance of killing yourself than being shot in a war, dying from an act of terrorism or getting sliced and diced via a homicide.



ummm... no i don't.. use some common sense please.


Hahah, then you must think there's a greater chance of you killing yourself than the above three I mentioned. Cheer up depressed boy.

The point is that not that many people die from suicide, but even less die from murder, war and terrorism combined. The world really isn't as bad as the media portrays it.

We're actually relatively peaceful people.


Wow, you are really stupid.

You tell me

"You have a greater chance of killing yourself than etc.."

I said

"No I don't"

You said, "hahaha than you want to kill yourself!! haha"

Let's try to converse in the same language. I don't speak idiot.

Brighten up, dumbass.
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 25 2003 10:24 GMT
#84
On September 25 2003 17:53 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 17:23 sword_siege wrote:
On September 25 2003 17:16 BlackJack wrote:
On September 25 2003 17:14 sword_siege wrote:
It was a downer, but you're telling him to lighten up?



It's awesome because when the news is telling us the world is a horrible ugly place with war, murder and terrorism the reality of the fact is you have a greater chance of killing yourself than being shot in a war, dying from an act of terrorism or getting sliced and diced via a homicide.



ummm... no i don't.. use some common sense please.


Hahah, then you must think there's a greater chance of you killing yourself than the above three I mentioned. Cheer up depressed boy.

The point is that not that many people die from suicide, but even less die from murder, war and terrorism combined. The world really isn't as bad as the media portrays it.

We're actually relatively peaceful people.


Wow, you are really stupid.

You tell me

"You have a greater chance of killing yourself than etc.."

I said

"No I don't"

You said, "hahaha than you want to kill yourself!! haha"

Let's try to converse in the same language. I don't speak idiot.

Brighten up, dumbass.


Let me clear up any misunderstandings with some data from the Center for Disease Control. These are USA statistics.

[URL="http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr52/nvsr52_03.pdf"] You will find the data here, specifically page 8 [/URL]

You'll notice that in 2001 (the latest year for statistics). 30,622 people died from Suicide. Murder was 20,308. There are no statistics for war (there was no war that year, but let's be generous and include the Gulf war 1991 and current Iraqi war totals ~600 military deaths), let's add in associated terrorism from 9/11 ~3,200 and the Oklahoma city bombing. Let's add in another 1,000 for kicks and giggles. That leaves us with an approximate total of 25,108. As you can see still more than 5,000 less than suicide.

These statistics vary during world wars and from country to country, but according to the CDC for more than the last 30+ years Americans have a greater chance of dying from suicide than murder, war or terrorism.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10568 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-25 11:38:35
September 25 2003 11:34 GMT
#85
LoL. That is really funny. I am sorry to tell you this, but your statistics that say more people have died by suicide than from murder has nothing to do with the fact that I am more likely to be murdered before I kill myself. I am not suicidal, and I have no intentions on ever killing myself and I do know this for a fact. So by telling me that there are lots of suicidal people around, does not mean that I will be more likely to kill myself than to be murdered.
Ion)Positive
Profile Joined March 2003
Morocco1389 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-25 12:01:31
September 25 2003 12:00 GMT
#86
6% of the earth's population is on US soil. 60% of earth's resources are used in the US.
Because everything is nothing and emptiness isnt everything. This reality is really just a fucked up dream with the flesh and the blood that you carve your soul flip it inside out its a big black hole.
Dirk
Profile Joined May 2003
United States1339 Posts
September 25 2003 12:07 GMT
#87
Vivica A. Fox got breast implants.
Dont confuse me wit these suckas... cuz when I spit, you here more OOOs than a skip to my lou move.. at the ruckers - Lloyd Banks
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 25 2003 12:37 GMT
#88
BlackJack, I hate to break this to you but when someone says, "you are more likely to die from suicide than war, homicide and terrorism." You is plural. It means people in general not you specifically.

No one is debating the fact that you are mentally sound.

Here's another useless fact:
* Single most harmful act you can perform to hurt the environment?

Have a baby.
flashback21
Profile Joined September 2003
United States406 Posts
September 25 2003 12:50 GMT
#89
On September 25 2003 05:41 KiD[ReD] wrote:
The reason why this is a bad thread is that, like ilnp said, 87% of statistics are false..

I could say "You're more likely to eat speghetti on a Wednesday than any other day" and you would of believed me.

Yes you would of.



haahahahh yeah I would have too rofl :D
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 25 2003 12:56 GMT
#90
On September 25 2003 15:06 sword_siege wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 04:21 Shockey wrote:
On September 25 2003 04:12 RickJSanchez wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:50 Shockey wrote:
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.
umm who cares? did we kill them? no they killed themselves, thus suicide, whats ur fuckin point?


he was contributing to this thread just like you are doing.

so stop being retarded if possible.
he wasn't contributing, saying "the media skiews our view of reality" isnt contributing.


Hey Shockey, chill out man. You sound a bit too angry. The topic of the thread is Useless info we should know, which is a bit of a misnomer in and of itself. If it is useless info than why should we know it. If the topic was useless info that is funny than I see your point but it's not.

You sound angry Shockey (are you a shock jockey (radio for all you noobs) who is part of the Shock media?). Perhaps the media of fear, see the post on Bowling for Columbine for Michael Moore's take on the media for more info, perhaps the media of fear has got you all pissed off because you think the world is a horrible place.

Of course the media skews our view of reality. That's like saying our parents skew our view of reality, they do. Reality is a huge place and we can hardly know what's going on everywhere all the time so naturally our perception of reality is distorted by who and where we got our information from. In my humble opinion, I feel that prime time news in the US is primarily about war, murder and politics, hardly a peaceful or optimistic view of the world, but that's just my opinion what's yours?

Lighten up man, give a friend a hug, pick a flower, tell your girlfriend you love her (you do have a girlfriend right?). Don't let the media get you down

hmm all i heard was "i have no life"
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 25 2003 13:01 GMT
#91
On September 25 2003 17:14 sword_siege wrote:
Show nested quote +
It was a downer, but you're telling him to lighten up?


Depends on how you perceive the info. More people dying from suicide is bad if you think most of the world is depressed on the other hand if all you hear about is war,terrorism and murder only to find out that more people die from suicide than the above three than that is an awesome statistic.

It's awesome because when the news is telling us the world is a horrible ugly place with war, murder and terrorism the reality of the fact is you have a greater chance of killing yourself than being shot in a war, dying from an act of terrorism or getting sliced and diced via a homicide.

I find that good news. It makes me think the world isn't as horrible as the news I watch makes it out to be.

umm u are officially an idiot. You act like the newsman comes to ur house and says "Terrorists will kill you" no, its called defending our country so thousands of people lives aren't wasted because some towelhead thinks america is the great satan. Suicide and Terrorism is like apples and oranges, you can't compare them at all. Frankly, i could care less how many people die of suicide. They made the choice of the time and place to take their life. With terrorism, people were attacked with no knowledge what happend or how before one of the worlds tallest buildings collapsed on them, or some radical blows himself up killing more people. Bit of a difference i'd say. apples and oranges my friend..
DeoDoubleG
Profile Joined January 2003
Philippines349 Posts
September 25 2003 13:14 GMT
#92
Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. They fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people.



www.realultimatepower.net
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
September 25 2003 13:15 GMT
#93
People eat roughly 8 spiders during their lifespan while they're asleep.
River me timbers.
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-25 13:20:27
September 25 2003 13:16 GMT
#94
Hey Shockey I must be an idiot because my thoughts differ from your enlightened mind? Try again bro.

Terrorism and suicide are hardly comparable except on a basic level and that is deaths. You are more likely to die from suicide than terrorism, fact.

Don't try and bend my words or spin my ideas. I did not say dying from terrorism is good and suicide is bad. I did not say terrorism isn't a problem. What I did state is a useless fact, which I remind you is the title of the topic.

Please try and keep your posts on topic. :cheers:

Useless fact:
Through plate tectonics Japan is moving closer to California at the rate of 3cm per year.
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 25 2003 13:30 GMT
#95
I am not more likely to die from suicide than terrorism, and i know it. And yes, you are an idiot. Your logical reasoning of terrorism vs suicide based on death, is like comparing apples and oranges on the basis that theyre fruit. I am not bending ur words, and i didnt say either was good or either was bad. And once again, you blamed all of this on the media previously. With what basis is that accusation? because they don't recognize random people killing themselves when we're fighting a war? way to go, dumb ass. The news doesn't make the world out to be a bad place with war and terrorism, its a fucking fact moron. When you would watch us bombing iraq on cnn or the twin towers falling, did u think "what? this is bull shit, dumb news keeps making us think that theres war and terrorists..." because thats basically what ur saying. You're argument is simply stupid, and you aren't right. im sorry.
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 25 2003 13:31 GMT
#96
oh and by the way, you said "this is good news" when referring to the statistics earlier, by this statement one could infer that you think suicide is good. so there goes that comeback also
rK
Profile Joined September 2002
United States371 Posts
September 25 2003 13:57 GMT
#97
A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.



Phil
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada286 Posts
September 25 2003 14:02 GMT
#98
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Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 25 2003 14:06 GMT
#99
... phil...
MadduX
Profile Joined June 2003
United States515 Posts
September 25 2003 14:09 GMT
#100
On average, one americans a year die from blimp accidents
Team LighT
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
September 25 2003 14:17 GMT
#101
The most difficult thing about time travel is the grammar.
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
September 25 2003 14:28 GMT
#102
I'm going home tomorrow.
River me timbers.
DV8
Profile Joined December 2002
United States1623 Posts
September 25 2003 14:28 GMT
#103
Drone's post included these two pieces of information

"The childrens' nursery rhyme 'Ring-a-Ring-a-Roses' actually refers to the Black Death which killed about 30 million people in the fourteenth-century. "

"The Black Death claimed roughly forty million lives in the thirteenth century. "
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
September 25 2003 14:29 GMT
#104
On September 25 2003 21:00 Ion)Positive wrote:
6% of the earth's population is on US soil. 60% of earth's resources are used in the US.


That's hell lot of hamburgers aaight'?
River me timbers.
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 25 2003 14:35 GMT
#105
On September 25 2003 21:07 Dirk wrote:
Vivica A. Fox got breast implants.


i thought she did....
was wondering why they looked shiny at the VMA's

also, its funny that the only black guy on this site is the one who commented on this fact, anyways, good eye Dirk.
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 25 2003 14:38 GMT
#106
On September 25 2003 23:35 RickJSanchez wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 21:07 Dirk wrote:
Vivica A. Fox got breast implants.


i thought she did....
was wondering why they looked shiny at the VMA's

also, its funny that the only black guy on this site is the one who commented on this fact, anyways, good eye Dirk.


implants give breasts a shiny luster? :[
why so 진지해?
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10568 Posts
September 25 2003 14:38 GMT
#107
On September 25 2003 21:37 sword_siege wrote:
BlackJack, I hate to break this to you but when someone says, "you are more likely to die from suicide than war, homicide and terrorism." You is plural. It means people in general not you specifically.

No one is debating the fact that you are mentally sound.

Here's another useless fact:
* Single most harmful act you can perform to hurt the environment?

Have a baby.


Just because more people commit suicide than are murdered does not mean you can come onto a Brood War forum and target a specific population and say "you" are more likely to commit suicide before you are murdered.

More people probably get killed by elephants than by sharks so telling me that I am more likely to get killed by an elephant before I get killed by a Shark would be really stupid since I live in South Florida and rarely go to the zoo.

Thanks for displaying your stupidity once more. It always keeps me entertained.
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
September 25 2003 15:12 GMT
#108
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.


Tell that to jean simmons or whatever his name is
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 25 2003 15:32 GMT
#109
The most used plastic surgery for Males in America is breast reduction.

According to Stuff Magazine, 20% of adults have a cockroach living in their ear-canal (Not sure if I believe this one).

Since 1978, at least 30 people have died from vending machines falling on them, due to the fact they were trying to get free goodies.

90% of woman say they've faked an orgasm at one time or another. 90% of men are sure they've never had a woman fake an orgasm.
4 cheers for Ryan307
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 25 2003 16:14 GMT
#110
You can take the entire population of the world (~6 billion+) and put all of them in the state of Texas and give of them 1/30th of an acre of land.
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 25 2003 16:41 GMT
#111
On September 26 2003 00:12 hasuwar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.


Tell that to jean simmons or whatever his name is
hmmm gene probably could. at the concert i went to like 2 weeks ago, he could play his bass with his tongue and he was standing up straight. quite a long way to reach ;o
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-25 17:07:05
September 25 2003 17:06 GMT
#112
On September 25 2003 22:31 Shockey wrote:
oh and by the way, you said "this is good news" when referring to the statistics earlier, by this statement one could infer that you think suicide is good. so there goes that comeback also


Shockey, stop! You know your mom told you it's pass your bed time. How did you disable the parental controls on her computer again?!
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-25 17:43:58
September 25 2003 17:42 GMT
#113
On September 25 2003 23:38 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 23:35 RickJSanchez wrote:
On September 25 2003 21:07 Dirk wrote:
Vivica A. Fox got breast implants.


i thought she did....
was wondering why they looked shiny at the VMA's

also, its funny that the only black guy on this site is the one who commented on this fact, anyways, good eye Dirk.


implants give breasts a shiny luster? :[


sometimes they do Rek. if you ever look at a thin white girl and she has implants too big for her, they look shiny or somethin, same with those sluts on Jenny Jones, they have those big ass tits, and some of them are shiny. p.s. its cuz there isnt a lot of skin there, so it stretches more than it should, compared to a girl with C titties getting a size bigger implant, u cant tell ;o
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
GundamVX
Profile Joined June 2003
United States1025 Posts
September 25 2003 18:54 GMT
#114
Drone put it in the HOLE

I'm dizzy from reading all that!
MichaelReznor
Profile Joined February 2003
United States63 Posts
September 25 2003 18:56 GMT
#115
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.
The Declaration of Independence (the very official copy in the Rotunda of the National Archives) is written on parchment, not paper.
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
A 2x4 is actually 1-1/2" x 3-1/2" .
40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
Every person has a unique tongue print. (Say "aaah")
The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
I have a big gun
MadduX
Profile Joined June 2003
United States515 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-25 19:01:10
September 25 2003 18:58 GMT
#116
On September 25 2003 23:28 DV8 wrote:
Drone's post included these two pieces of information

"The childrens' nursery rhyme 'Ring-a-Ring-a-Roses' actually refers to the Black Death which killed about 30 million people in the fourteenth-century. "

"The Black Death claimed roughly forty million lives in the thirteenth century. "


Actually Ring Around The Rosies is about small pox, it is a common misconception to think that it refers to the Black Death
Team LighT
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
September 25 2003 19:00 GMT
#117
i will test that raisin in a glass of soda - thing. sounds interesting
MadduX
Profile Joined June 2003
United States515 Posts
September 25 2003 19:06 GMT
#118
On September 26 2003 03:56 MichaelReznor wrote:
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Sounds like a prostitute.
Team LighT
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
September 25 2003 19:17 GMT
#119
On September 26 2003 02:06 sword_siege wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 22:31 Shockey wrote:
oh and by the way, you said "this is good news" when referring to the statistics earlier, by this statement one could infer that you think suicide is good. so there goes that comeback also


Shockey, stop! You know your mom told you it's pass your bed time. How did you disable the parental controls on her computer again?!

ROFL, you basically just said "im wrong so ill make a random comeback simply because i am an idiot"
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
September 25 2003 19:48 GMT
#120
http://team-rush.org/rsc/hovz/main.php

thats a useless info
ModeratorFather of bunnies
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28675 Posts
September 25 2003 22:23 GMT
#121
should be noted that I am by no means able to validate all the information i've posted, and I haven't even read it all. however regarding the black death thing, it existed at both the thirteenth and the fourteenth centuries, thus both the figures may in theory be correct.

nicely noticed though.
=]
Moderator
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 26 2003 01:18 GMT
#122
everytime you laugh, you lose 1/2 a calorie.
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 26 2003 15:21 GMT
#123
Tylonol kills more people every year than Marijuana.
4 cheers for Ryan307
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10568 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-09-26 15:38:54
September 26 2003 15:38 GMT
#124
More people take Tylenol than smoke Marijuana.
Hot77.iEy
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Finland1486 Posts
September 26 2003 16:05 GMT
#125
[pG]Rekrul can almos lick he's elbow.
-.-
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 26 2003 16:06 GMT
#126
Tylenol is legal while Marijuana is still illegal.
4 cheers for Ryan307
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10568 Posts
September 26 2003 16:14 GMT
#127
Tylenol is medicine and Marijuana is a drug.
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 26 2003 16:19 GMT
#128
For thousands of years cultures have used marijuana as one of the strongest and best medicines on the earth. From the ancient cultures of china, to india, to europe, to america it has been used for thousands of years while (Correct me if I'm wrong) tylenol is fairly new. America believes in processed drugs like Tylenol because the government exaggerated and lied to its country about the effects of Marijuana during the 20's and 30's. The rumor's and exaggerated facts and lies never really we corrected, therefor a large % of america has fallen into believing their lying and brainwashing government about the 'drug'.

Let me also note that when HERION was first introduced to the USA the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HIMSELF stated that he would prefer the use of herion over marijuana. The government also said the same about cocaine.
4 cheers for Ryan307
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
September 26 2003 16:25 GMT
#129
I'VE GOT NEW SOCKS ON!
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 26 2003 16:25 GMT
#130
On September 27 2003 01:14 BlackJack wrote:
Tylenol is medicine and Marijuana is a drug.


Oh, btw, tylenol IS a drug.
4 cheers for Ryan307
esk0
Profile Joined December 2002
Sweden1393 Posts
September 26 2003 16:55 GMT
#131
all medicines are drugs
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
September 26 2003 16:59 GMT
#132
On September 26 2003 03:58 MadduX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 23:28 DV8 wrote:
Drone's post included these two pieces of information

"The childrens' nursery rhyme 'Ring-a-Ring-a-Roses' actually refers to the Black Death which killed about 30 million people in the fourteenth-century. "

"The Black Death claimed roughly forty million lives in the thirteenth century. "


Actually Ring Around The Rosies is about small pox, it is a common misconception to think that it refers to the Black Death


Umm, no. It is about black death. Here is what the various sections mean, assuming I remember all the words.

Ring around the rosie- can't recall what that means
Pocket full of posie (flowers)- people who had the plague actually carried flowers to hide the smell that it came off.
ashes, ashes, we all fall down- bodies that were infected with the plague were burned, and the all fall down part is used to symbolize death.

It's about the Black Plague, not Small Pox.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 26 2003 17:13 GMT
#133
On September 27 2003 01:55 esk0 wrote:
all medicines are drugs


Not most natural medicines.
4 cheers for Ryan307
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 26 2003 19:47 GMT
#134
On September 27 2003 01:14 BlackJack wrote:
Tylenol is medicine and Marijuana is a drug.


Marijuana is a medicine in California, Canada and other parts of the world. You have once again proven what a dope you are by giving your opinion. Nitwit.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10568 Posts
September 26 2003 19:53 GMT
#135
Lol. I like this guy. He is so clueless it is funny.

Just to clear things up, for this idiot.

He said Marijuana is illegal, so we obviously aren't talking about Medicinal Marijuana since that is legal. Don't be an idiot.
InSideOut
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1035 Posts
September 26 2003 19:59 GMT
#136
in camp there was a bourd with alot of facts like these and one of them said its impossible to likc ur elbow and my korean friend licked his elbow with his long ass tounge and they had to take that fact down
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
September 26 2003 23:56 GMT
#137
coulda had short arms
or a long neck ;o
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
September 27 2003 05:20 GMT
#138
BJ, you're so easy to get riled up it amuses me. You're like my little wind up toy that if I'm bored I set him off then I watch him entertain me in the TL.net forums.

I guess that makes you my bitch. So how is my BJ bitch today?
Honk2000
Profile Joined April 2003
Germany698 Posts
September 27 2003 05:48 GMT
#139
Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton.

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of
pickle the company once had.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it
will digest itself.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.!

John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.

Chocolate kills dogs. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.
A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in First Class.

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a
recorded Wendy before.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. It also took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes and 4 pennies, you'd have $1.19. You would also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

Back in the mid to late 80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
September 27 2003 05:56 GMT
#140
I vote Honk2000's lists the funniest and best. Some of those facts are amazing. Like:

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in First Class.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.! (Not sure if I believe this one though)
4 cheers for Ryan307
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
September 27 2003 13:18 GMT
#141
Alcatras had 111 cannons circling it, but never fired in battle
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
Levu
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany675 Posts
March 10 2004 23:51 GMT
#142
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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. - Terry Pratchett
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-03-11 03:10:33
March 11 2004 00:37 GMT
#143
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"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Bill and Bill
Profile Joined March 2004
United States167 Posts
March 11 2004 00:39 GMT
#144
The average adult has one testicle.

P.S. please don't lock this topic.
The Average Adult Has One Testicle.
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
March 11 2004 02:21 GMT
#145
"The average blue whale ejaculates 360 gallons of sperm while mating. However, only 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 300+ gallons of unused sperm .. and we wonder why the ocean tastes salty."
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
March 11 2004 02:51 GMT
#146
Shit, I didn't know that sperm was salty -_-;
AutumnLight
Profile Joined July 2003
Ukraine2488 Posts
March 11 2004 04:57 GMT
#147
that's alot of sperm
Pray for War.
rOm
Profile Joined December 2002
Latvia1208 Posts
March 11 2004 05:43 GMT
#148
Holy shit! thats alot of sperm lolol
My RSX owns yours.
rOm
Profile Joined December 2002
Latvia1208 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-03-11 05:48:33
March 11 2004 05:47 GMT
#149
A "sysygy" occurs when all the planets of the our Solar System line up.

1-It's syzygy
2-It's when 3 astral bodies are in alignment, and not all the planets of our solar system.
My RSX owns yours.
TheSileNceSinGs
Profile Joined October 2003
Canada288 Posts
March 11 2004 05:53 GMT
#150
Bees kill more people annualy than sharks
Robert Moses, the man responsible for highways in new york, never learned to drive
=D
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
March 11 2004 05:56 GMT
#151
On September 27 2003 01:25 Commander[SB] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2003 01:14 BlackJack wrote:
Tylenol is medicine and Marijuana is a drug.


Oh, btw, tylenol IS a drug.

used for medicine.

calling it a drug is being general, medicine is more specific :o
:O
AutumnLight
Profile Joined July 2003
Ukraine2488 Posts
March 11 2004 07:02 GMT
#152
When ducks quack,they do not have an echo...no one knows why.
Pray for War.
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
March 11 2004 07:09 GMT
#153
On March 11 2004 09:39 Bill and Bill wrote:
The average adult has one testicle.

P.S. please don't lock this topic.


try excluding women next time
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
March 11 2004 07:45 GMT
#154

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language

If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees

Moonlight Shadow
VdP]TwistedEcho
Profile Joined February 2004
United Kingdom847 Posts
March 11 2004 08:03 GMT
#155
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
March 11 2004 08:10 GMT
#156
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Bill and Bill
Profile Joined March 2004
United States167 Posts
March 11 2004 10:07 GMT
#157
I don't find all of this copy/paste stuff interesting so I will post some neat findings that hopefully everyone will find interesting.

A man named James Olds performed experiments on lab rats by implanting electrodes into their reticular formations. On one rat, he missed and accidentally put an electrode in a region of the hypothalamus. After that, the rat kept returning to the place where it had been stimulated by the misplaced electrode to try and get more. Apparently Olds found a region of the brain that provides a pleasurable reward.

So he began more experiments. He put a pedal in a rat cage and allowed a mouse to stimulate itself by pressing the pedal. The mouse pressed the pedal at a rate of 7,000 times per hour until it passed out from exhaustion. When it woke up, it would continue to do it as fast as it could.

Then he put an electrified floor that would give the rat a zap if he crossed it and he put the pedal on the other side, and slowly cranked up the electricity to see how much pain the rat was willing to endure for the pleasurable reward. Eventually, the rat electrocuted itself to death in order to get to the pedal. When the pedal was replaced with food, the mouse would starve to death before crossing the field.

In another experiment, they made a Y shaped maze, and put the pedal at one end and food at the other and let the mouse go in once a day. The mouse went for the pedal every single time until it starved to death.

When humans were tested the same way, given a button. They sat on a Lazy Boy chair and pressed the button as fast as they could for hours until they passed out.

Another psychologist, Sanjiv Talwar was able to put things in a rats brain so that he can control it. He gave the rat a receiver, power source and a back pack camera, and by pressing buttons on his lap top he was able to make the rat turn on cue, climb trees, scurry along branches, and turn around and come back down.
The Average Adult Has One Testicle.
bi0[hazard]
Profile Joined October 2003
Australia30 Posts
March 11 2004 16:44 GMT
#158
On September 25 2003 01:22 RickJSanchez wrote:
Osama bin Laden has 1 testicle.

thats nucking futs
gamer__69@hotmail.com
AutumnLight
Profile Joined July 2003
Ukraine2488 Posts
March 12 2004 06:03 GMT
#159
Bill and Bill when/where was this experiment held?
Pray for War.
vilec
Profile Joined January 2004
Spain39 Posts
March 12 2004 06:11 GMT
#160
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PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
July 13 2004 10:42 GMT
#161
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
July 13 2004 10:45 GMT
#162
On July 13 2004 19:42 PuertoRican wrote:
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution


HOLY SHIT WHY

:O
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
July 13 2004 11:27 GMT
#163
omg does that mean i have to sabotage 2 planes? damn..
Im back, in pog form!
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
July 13 2004 11:35 GMT
#164
nice this thread is cool :D
hN)fighter
Profile Joined February 2004
Bangladesh123 Posts
July 13 2004 12:16 GMT
#165
i scratched the dot of an indian womans head and won a CAR !!
Ethiopians fart in puddles to have bubble baths!
nvnplatypus
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Netherlands1300 Posts
July 13 2004 12:46 GMT
#166
Banal Tour is an anagram for Mongolia's capital city.
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
July 13 2004 12:50 GMT
#167
i sleep with my cat.
MPXMX
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada4309 Posts
July 13 2004 12:50 GMT
#168
If you fart and sneeze at the same time your intestines explode.
Li.Echo
Profile Joined November 2003
United States122 Posts
July 13 2004 13:01 GMT
#169
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Li.Echo
Profile Joined November 2003
United States122 Posts
July 13 2004 13:02 GMT
#170
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Li.Echo
Profile Joined November 2003
United States122 Posts
July 13 2004 13:06 GMT
#171
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Hannibal
Profile Joined July 2004
12 Posts
July 13 2004 13:08 GMT
#172
I smell a ban..
Li.Echo
Profile Joined November 2003
United States122 Posts
July 13 2004 13:10 GMT
#173
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Li.Echo
Profile Joined November 2003
United States122 Posts
July 13 2004 13:10 GMT
#174
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Li.Echo
Profile Joined November 2003
United States122 Posts
July 13 2004 13:10 GMT
#175
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PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
July 13 2004 13:16 GMT
#176
On July 13 2004 22:10 Li.Echo wrote:
if you mean me, then i would just like to say i dont give a fuck


cuz yer straight up gangsta
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
July 13 2004 13:59 GMT
#177
On July 13 2004 22:02 Li.Echo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2004 16:09 Eniram wrote:
On March 11 2004 09:39 Bill and Bill wrote:
The average adult has one testicle.

P.S. please don't lock this topic.


try excluding women next time

lol i knew your were a fucking faggit the minute you posted...its a joke dumbshit...men have 2 women have 0...the average is 1 and please dont try to say you were joking cause you werent...


Son Of Law
mensrea
Profile Joined September 2002
Canada5062 Posts
July 13 2004 14:06 GMT
#178
Echo's banned.
actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 13 2004 14:07 GMT
#179
On July 13 2004 23:06 mensrea wrote:
Echo's banned.


Thankyou
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 13 2004 14:08 GMT
#180
On July 13 2004 23:08 [pG]Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
already banned him 1 hour ago ^_^~


then thank YOU!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
July 13 2004 14:08 GMT
#181
lala
Administrator
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
July 13 2004 14:09 GMT
#182
On July 13 2004 23:08 Rt-S.FakeSteve wrote:
then thank YOU!

damn you're fast

it was a universal deed by the collective force of all men in red
Administrator
mensrea
Profile Joined September 2002
Canada5062 Posts
July 13 2004 14:09 GMT
#183
Fuck.

Then, Echo's DOUBLE banned...
actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
July 13 2004 14:10 GMT
#184
- - = +

???
Administrator
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 13 2004 14:10 GMT
#185
I love you guys
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Sw1tCh
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2005 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-13 14:12:00
July 13 2004 14:11 GMT
#186
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.


Define "lick" because ive seen someone touch their tongue to the tip of their elbow
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 13 2004 14:11 GMT
#187
oh god i'm like 380 posts under mensrea

i have far too much spare time
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
mensrea
Profile Joined September 2002
Canada5062 Posts
July 13 2004 14:11 GMT
#188
On July 13 2004 23:10 [pG]Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
- - = +

???


Yeah, I was thinking the same thing!!! Will ban him once more just to be sure. lol
actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
mensrea
Profile Joined September 2002
Canada5062 Posts
July 13 2004 14:17 GMT
#189
Back on topic guys, thx.

(btw, I deleted a couple of posts that were plainly off topic and were inadequate attempts at humor.)
actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
July 13 2004 14:42 GMT
#190
On July 13 2004 23:09 mensrea wrote:
Fuck.

Then, Echo's DOUBLE banned...


omg ( - ) + ( - ) = +

(minuts plus minus) = +

so that means he is unbanned and loose get him! : D




ok ill shut up now
Im back, in pog form!
SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
July 13 2004 14:46 GMT
#191
http://www.ar.mensa.org/Pandora/migajas.html

That is in spanish but has a lot of useless info.

I'll translate some bits:
-"The female human is the only mammal that feels pain when giving birth".
-"S.O.S. means ...---... in morse code. Save Our Souls is just a coincidence".
-"Coca cola was originally green".
Son Of Law
Hoops
Profile Joined April 2004
417 Posts
July 13 2004 17:51 GMT
#192
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.


Wanna bet?
AnOther
Profile Joined April 2004
565 Posts
July 13 2004 18:06 GMT
#193
On September 25 2003 02:25 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
i can get the side of the tip of my elbow

does that count?

how the fuck??LOL?
GrandSmurf
Profile Joined July 2003
Netherlands462 Posts
July 13 2004 18:14 GMT
#194
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One time that happened and I just stopped everything, selected the offending SCV, hit Cancel, moved it over to my Barracks, made a Marine, had the Marine shoot it to death, then left the game.
ZorAptoR
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Switzerland926 Posts
July 13 2004 20:17 GMT
#195
the older you are the less you sleep...
in SOMA we TRUST
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-13 20:32:05
July 13 2004 20:21 GMT
#196
i'm thirsty bring me some water

if u hate me then u dont think that was cute

if u hate me u think this whole post is dumb

no matter what i say its dumb because u already hate me

u see how that works, ur feelings exist and then u rationalize them

rationalize means u just kinda make up the reasons when they really arent the reasons they're just possible reasons that u didnt even know when u actually made ur decision, which is pretty much all i do and most ppl do

and where do the feelings come from, sometimes u can know if ur honest with urself, because the first thing you see that causes the feeling is where u should look, and try to figure out why it caused a reaction in u, but sometimes figuring out why it could bother u and not bother u is pretty abstract.

sometimes what ur simply doing without realizing it is socializing other people, not socializing with, but socializing them. it means ur passing on the fabric of society via ur actions, the fabric that was implanted in u somehow by other people (socializing you, get it). its how it spreads. is it right or wrong? u b the judge. but it leads to feelings and everyone rationalizines them over and over and if u buck it all u are anti-social and make everyone unhappy because you dare challenge rationalizats.

u see its very difficult when u realize ur rationalizations arent as important or solid etc as u thought they were. humans dont like to think about themself in this way, but they can think about others more easily. can u think about yourself like it is someone else? u have to ask urself very theoretical questions to really get at yourself without your "self" interfering, at lmost in most common states of mind u do.

there is something in the mind which u dont allow urself to think or see very often, a part of the mind that tries to hide itself. as u try to find out anything from it, it throws anything at you to get you off track. it changes the subject and makes u feel bad just for trying to figure it out. its like a part of your mind you can see, and have control over, but it's all an illusion created by the part of the other mind that is like seperate from yourself, but in another way, it's your real self, it's just someone else from your perspective. this is why it's easier to see/criticisze someone else than urself. this is why people being honest with eachother can accomplish things much more easily, but the same challenges arise: if someone tells you something about yourself that you didnt want to let urself know anyways, about how ur life is or ur personality or somethying, tyhen u will have the same responses except now you can put the negative feelings on them: they are an asshole, they are wrong, they are stupid, etc. whatever defensive mechanism will work. cuz u see, thats what a lot of things r. what are they defending that is so precious? usually it's something totally irrational that u really dont think u should give a shit about. but that other you ionside, the one u dont have access too, has picked up all kinds of habits and values and whatnot from your whole life, some before u even can remember, habits in thought that just seem to keep happening because it's so easy to and so hard not to. it takes maybe 6 weeks to really have an impact on how ur mind is working and most ppl have an attension span of far less than an hour that's for sure.
BoY
Profile Joined November 2003
France378 Posts
July 13 2004 20:28 GMT
#197
On September 25 2003 02:55 jpl wrote:
Every year, the average person swallows 14 insects while sleeping.



OMG is that TRUE ??
What i like is when you are looking and thinking and looking and thinking...and then suddenly you wake up.
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-13 20:28:35
July 13 2004 20:28 GMT
#198
On July 14 2004 03:14 GrandSmurf wrote:
Every year 8,000 people injure themselves while using a tooth pick.


Rofl
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
July 13 2004 20:28 GMT
#199
On July 14 2004 05:28 BoY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 02:55 jpl wrote:
Every year, the average person swallows 14 insects while sleeping.



OMG is that TRUE ??


Course it is!
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
BoY
Profile Joined November 2003
France378 Posts
July 13 2004 20:32 GMT
#200
nooooooooo
My whole life is ruined, i swallowed a thousand insect since i was born T.T

/me makes himself puke
What i like is when you are looking and thinking and looking and thinking...and then suddenly you wake up.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
July 13 2004 20:37 GMT
#201
On July 13 2004 23:42 baal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2004 23:09 mensrea wrote:
Fuck.

Then, Echo's DOUBLE banned...


omg ( - ) + ( - ) = +

(minuts plus minus) = +

so that means he is unbanned and loose get him! : D




ok ill shut up now



- + - is still -
- x - is +
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
July 13 2004 21:50 GMT
#202
14% of all people know statistics are fake
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-13 22:28:39
July 13 2004 22:28 GMT
#203
On July 14 2004 06:50 hunterAS wrote:
14% of all people know statistics are fake


100% of the above quoted posts are false
orzhady
Profile Joined March 2004
Sweden180 Posts
July 13 2004 23:23 GMT
#204
jonte is a parasite
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
July 14 2004 15:00 GMT
#205
Stimey is in FL and dodges wcg events
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
roSe[RaCe]
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada334 Posts
July 14 2004 15:03 GMT
#206
Canadians don't live in igloo's >,<
http://cafe.daum.net/raceclan/
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
July 14 2004 15:32 GMT
#207
On July 14 2004 05:37 Yuljan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2004 23:42 baal wrote:
On July 13 2004 23:09 mensrea wrote:
Fuck.

Then, Echo's DOUBLE banned...


omg ( - ) + ( - ) = +

(minuts plus minus) = +

so that means he is unbanned and loose get him! : D




ok ill shut up now



- + - is still -
- x - is +


fuck my bad
Im back, in pog form!
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
November 27 2004 15:35 GMT
#208
the soda "Canada Dry" isnt made in canada,
it's from Texas, it's in the dr. pepper/7 up company
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
November 28 2004 09:17 GMT
#209
wow old thread
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
November 28 2004 09:20 GMT
#210
oh god i was stupid on july =.=

shame on me.
Im back, in pog form!
Soun
Profile Joined September 2004
Poland373 Posts
November 28 2004 10:12 GMT
#211
The NASA invested a fortune in inventing a working ballpen on zero gravity conditions. Russia simply used a graphite pencil.
Please, state the nature of the medical emergency (Star Trek)
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
November 28 2004 10:23 GMT
#212
On November 28 2004 19:12 Soun wrote:
The NASA invested a fortune in inventing a working ballpen on zero gravity conditions. Russia simply used a graphite pencil.


Oh really?
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
November 28 2004 10:30 GMT
#213
who resurrected this thread/????
All Those beneath an angry star
iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
November 28 2004 10:47 GMT
#214
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.

Not it isnt... someone at my school can do it
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-11-28 10:50:46
November 28 2004 10:50 GMT
#215
Debunking history myths:

"The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo."

Untrue. The city was Leningrad, not Berlin and the bombs were dropped by the Germans.

"hitler actually had only 1[ball]"
"hitler paid a prostitute to kick him while he masturbate"

Both untrue. There is no evidence that Hitler had intimate relations with any of his favorites, the rumors behind his sexual perversions were 20s sozi propaganda transmitted to American intelligence by Hanfstaengl. Needless to say people who know him intimately and his better biographers have all debunked these myths. Hitler has only one ball comes from an obscene piece of sozi propaganda which was turned into a British drinking song.

"In 1939 the US political party 'The American Nazi Party' had 200,000 members"

Untrue. The party's membership never exceeded 25 000.

Due to staggering inflation in the 1920's, 4,000,000,000,000,000,000 German marks were worth 1 US dollar.

Untrue. At the worst period of 1923 One US dollar was worth only 4 trillion at worst, not 4 Quintillion.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
November 28 2004 10:56 GMT
#216
On November 28 2004 19:47 iNCuBuS_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.

Not it isnt... someone at my school can do it

The only way I can picture someone doing this is if they have a really short arm or a really long neck.
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
November 28 2004 10:58 GMT
#217
ya :o it doesn't count freaks of natur and/or rekrul
Soun
Profile Joined September 2004
Poland373 Posts
November 28 2004 11:11 GMT
#218
On November 28 2004 19:23 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2004 19:12 Soun wrote:
The NASA invested a fortune in inventing a working ballpen on zero gravity conditions. Russia simply used a graphite pencil.


Oh really?


According to that article, Fischer spent 1 million dollars to develop a pen that had to be used only by astronauts? And NASA didn't pay the development? Sorry but I just can't believe it.
Please, state the nature of the medical emergency (Star Trek)
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
November 28 2004 11:14 GMT
#219
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.


No, actually it's possible.
rednob
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)210 Posts
November 28 2004 11:28 GMT
#220
I can lick all of your elbows just fine.
A forum is as good as its worst member, or maybe a little better than that if you are good at skimming.
Soun
Profile Joined September 2004
Poland373 Posts
November 28 2004 11:42 GMT
#221
licking your own elbow might be possible. Biting it is totally impossible if you aren't deformed.
Please, state the nature of the medical emergency (Star Trek)
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
November 28 2004 11:54 GMT
#222
--- Nuked ---
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
November 28 2004 12:03 GMT
#223
if it is useless why should we know it
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 28 2004 12:06 GMT
#224
On November 28 2004 20:28 rednob wrote:
I can lick all of your elbows just fine.


i dont have arms
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
KellO
Profile Joined September 2004
Mexico189 Posts
November 28 2004 12:54 GMT
#225
On September 25 2003 22:14 DeoDoubleG wrote:
Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. They fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people.



www.realultimatepower.net


hahahahahah awesome
-_____-V
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
November 28 2004 13:02 GMT
#226
On November 28 2004 21:03 ahk-gosu wrote:
if it is useless why should we know it


because if we dont know it we become curious
troi oi thang map nai!!!
subtle
Profile Joined August 2004
United States187 Posts
November 28 2004 13:12 GMT
#227
Concrete was invented by the ancient Romans.
religion is the opient of the masses - n00bsaibot
1024MB
Profile Joined May 2004
United States1455 Posts
November 28 2004 13:38 GMT
#228
The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.


There is a city in Ontario Canada named "Butt."
You learn from losing.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
November 28 2004 13:45 GMT
#229
--- Nuked ---
rednob
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)210 Posts
November 28 2004 14:23 GMT
#230
Babies are not cute the same way that girls can be.
A forum is as good as its worst member, or maybe a little better than that if you are good at skimming.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 28 2004 14:26 GMT
#231
they are if you're veg...
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
November 28 2004 14:30 GMT
#232
On November 28 2004 23:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
they are if you're veg...

below the belt
good vibes only
FrEaK[S.sIR]
Profile Joined October 2002
2373 Posts
November 28 2004 14:41 GMT
#233
but oh so true
rednob
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)210 Posts
November 28 2004 15:13 GMT
#234
I find babies skin, facial structure, hair, smell, and personality to be distinctly sexually unappealing.
A forum is as good as its worst member, or maybe a little better than that if you are good at skimming.
Capt. Moroni
Profile Joined December 2003
United States533 Posts
November 28 2004 15:44 GMT
#235
It's impossible to lick your elbow.
...
...
...
87% of people tried after reading ^
Oderint dum metuant
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
April 13 2005 17:12 GMT
#236
There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
April 13 2005 17:25 GMT
#237
wtshit

this topic was inactive for 137 days until puertorican revived it
MightyAtom
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Korea (South)1897 Posts
April 13 2005 19:16 GMT
#238
On September 27 2003 01:19 Commander[SB] wrote:
For thousands of years cultures have used marijuana as one of the strongest and best medicines on the earth. From the ancient cultures of china, to india, to europe, to america it has been used for thousands of years while (Correct me if I'm wrong) tylenol is fairly new. America believes in processed drugs like Tylenol because the government exaggerated and lied to its country about the effects of Marijuana during the 20's and 30's. The rumor's and exaggerated facts and lies never really we corrected, therefor a large % of america has fallen into believing their lying and brainwashing government about the 'drug'.

Let me also note that when HERION was first introduced to the USA the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HIMSELF stated that he would prefer the use of herion over marijuana. The government also said the same about cocaine.


Heroin was made to be a cure/replacement from the addictive use of morphine by the bayer company ^^ Good job Bayer!

"The workers loved it, some saying it made them feel "heroic" (heroisch). This was also the term used by chemists to describe any strong drug (and diacetylmorphine is four times stronger than morphine). Creating a brand name was easy.

In November 1898, Dreser presented the drug to the Congress of German Naturalists and Physicians, claiming it was 10 times more effective as a cough medicine than codeine, but had only a tenth of its toxic effects. It was also more effective than morphine as a painkiller. It was safe. It wasn't habit-forming. In short, it was a wonder drug - the Viagra of its day."

http://opioids.com/heroin/heroinhistory.html


Administrator-I am the universe- Morihei Ueshiba
NettleS
Profile Joined April 2005
522 Posts
April 13 2005 20:54 GMT
#239
why/when did 1024 get banned?
We are too scared to go with you Bluto....WELL JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
January 09 2006 15:26 GMT
#240
Bagels have a hole in the middle so they cook faster.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
January 09 2006 15:32 GMT
#241
Can we have a new thread instead of bumping this 13 page one?
too easy
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
January 09 2006 15:49 GMT
#242
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.
I know a girl who can.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
January 09 2006 15:51 GMT
#243
On January 10 2006 00:26 PuertoRican wrote:
Bagels have a hole in the middle so they cook faster.


damnit this is the 2nd time you dig this thread from the grave, enough!
Im back, in pog form!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
January 09 2006 15:55 GMT
#244
On January 10 2006 00:49 rpf289 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.
I know a girl who can.


liar, you dont know any girls
Im back, in pog form!
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
January 14 2006 18:10 GMT
#245
On September 25 2003 03:35 Shockey wrote:
Denver, Colorado: It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.


LOL
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
January 14 2006 18:13 GMT
#246
On September 25 2003 17:03 Micron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 11:24 ProudToBeANoob wrote:
the sun will crash within 5 billion years...



The sun will first turn to a red giant, engulfing venus and mercury, as well as making the seas of earth boil, anything that is flamable will catch fire and explosives will discharge by themselves, then it will spend a period as a white dwarf, making the earth a frozen tundra, assuming that the earth has any form of an o-zone left due to the great heat.Then it will pretty much die out. The cool thing is that the suns mass will remain the same (with expection for engulfing the planets) for the whole time it exist, planets will still revolve around it even though it has shrunk to a smaller size


I'm sure we'll be on another planet thriving by then
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
January 14 2006 19:56 GMT
#247
Apparently Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father. Don't ask me how T_T
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
January 14 2006 20:25 GMT
#248
On January 10 2006 00:55 baal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 10 2006 00:49 rpf289 wrote:
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.
I know a girl who can.


liar, you dont know any girls


Good one : )
I dont want to be totally out :3
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2703 Posts
January 14 2006 21:06 GMT
#249
On September 25 2003 17:03 Micron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 11:24 ProudToBeANoob wrote:
the sun will crash within 5 billion years...



The sun will first turn to a red giant, engulfing venus and mercury, as well as making the seas of earth boil, anything that is flamable will catch fire and explosives will discharge by themselves, then it will spend a period as a white dwarf, making the earth a frozen tundra, assuming that the earth has any form of an o-zone left due to the great heat.Then it will pretty much die out. The cool thing is that the suns mass will remain the same (with expection for engulfing the planets) for the whole time it exist, planets will still revolve around it even though it has shrunk to a smaller size


That is untrue, the Sun radiates a lot of energy, and as you have probably seen this equation before: E=mc^2, so the particles radiated by the sun have m=E/c^2 and therefore the mass of the sun does not remain constant. I did the calculation for this in class and the result was that the total radiated mass in a year (call it m) divided by the mass of the Sun was: m/M ~ 10^-22 (could be -21, not totally sure now).
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
January 14 2006 21:57 GMT
#250
On January 15 2006 05:25 suxN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 10 2006 00:55 baal wrote:
On January 10 2006 00:49 rpf289 wrote:
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.
I know a girl who can.


liar, you dont know any girls


Good one : )


haha :=P
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
January 14 2006 22:08 GMT
#251
Pretty useless IMO


[image loading]
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
imRadu
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
1798 Posts
January 14 2006 23:31 GMT
#252
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4599524.stm

hi chibi
Its really good to see that some people dont let education get in the way of their ignorance
overu1
Profile Joined October 2005
Zimbabwe190 Posts
January 15 2006 00:08 GMT
#253
i get caught watching porn
i no where i am
MhX
Profile Joined October 2004
United States317 Posts
January 15 2006 00:18 GMT
#254
On November 28 2004 20:54 dronebabo wrote:
wrist to elbow = size of foot

holy shit its true
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
January 15 2006 00:42 GMT
#255
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.


Actually its pretty amazing but I've seen a girl do it before. And she is completely normal.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
January 15 2006 02:49 GMT
#256
On September 25 2003 03:28 sword_siege wrote:
More people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terrorism combined. The media skews our views of reality, I'll repeat more people die from suicide each year than murder and acts of war/terroris combined.


Remove the japs from the poll and it evens out I'm sure. Skewed poll... not skewed reality.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-15 03:32:05
January 15 2006 03:30 GMT
#257
On January 15 2006 06:06 EnDeR_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 17:03 Micron wrote:
On September 25 2003 11:24 ProudToBeANoob wrote:
the sun will crash within 5 billion years...



The sun will first turn to a red giant, engulfing venus and mercury, as well as making the seas of earth boil, anything that is flamable will catch fire and explosives will discharge by themselves, then it will spend a period as a white dwarf, making the earth a frozen tundra, assuming that the earth has any form of an o-zone left due to the great heat.Then it will pretty much die out. The cool thing is that the suns mass will remain the same (with expection for engulfing the planets) for the whole time it exist, planets will still revolve around it even though it has shrunk to a smaller size


That is untrue, the Sun radiates a lot of energy, and as you have probably seen this equation before: E=mc^2, so the particles radiated by the sun have m=E/c^2 and therefore the mass of the sun does not remain constant. I did the calculation for this in class and the result was that the total radiated mass in a year (call it m) divided by the mass of the Sun was: m/M ~ 10^-22 (could be -21, not totally sure now).


Subatomic and other particles also leave the sun as the solar wind, which is what causes auroras when there is an increased strenght of the wind:

The solar wind contains roughly equal number of electrons and protons, along with a few heavier ions, and blows continously from the surface of the Sun at an average velocity of about 400 km/second. This is a remarkable velocity: particles in the solar wind from the Sun's surface travel at a speed that would allow them to go from Knoxville to Memphis in less than 2 seconds! This wind leads to a mass loss of about 10 million tons of material per year, which may seem like a large number, but is insignificant relative to the total mass of the Sun.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11582 Posts
January 15 2006 04:41 GMT
#258
how can there be wind in space? i thouht there was nothing in space... thats why its called a vacume?
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
January 15 2006 05:05 GMT
#259
On January 15 2006 13:41 CaucasianAsian wrote:
how can there be wind in space? i thouht there was nothing in space... thats why its called a vacume?

Well its not actually wind, its radiation from the sun if I'm correct.
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
January 15 2006 05:16 GMT
#260
On January 10 2006 00:55 baal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 10 2006 00:49 rpf289 wrote:
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
It is physicly impossible to lick your elbow.
I know a girl who can.


liar, you dont know any girls
I do, too!
GoldenThreads
Profile Joined January 2006
United States29 Posts
January 15 2006 05:36 GMT
#261
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
80% of people who read the above. tried. --;



OMFG LOL You are God!! I guess I'm part of that 80%
Nice guys finish last... But they are also last to get laid.
GoldenThreads
Profile Joined January 2006
United States29 Posts
January 15 2006 05:39 GMT
#262
On January 15 2006 03:13 IronMentality wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2003 17:03 Micron wrote:
On September 25 2003 11:24 ProudToBeANoob wrote:
the sun will crash within 5 billion years...



The sun will first turn to a red giant, engulfing venus and mercury, as well as making the seas of earth boil, anything that is flamable will catch fire and explosives will discharge by themselves, then it will spend a period as a white dwarf, making the earth a frozen tundra, assuming that the earth has any form of an o-zone left due to the great heat.Then it will pretty much die out. The cool thing is that the suns mass will remain the same (with expection for engulfing the planets) for the whole time it exist, planets will still revolve around it even though it has shrunk to a smaller size


I'm sure we'll be on another planet thriving by then



Yes, by that time we will be the Terran race fighting off 9 pool rushes from the zerg
Nice guys finish last... But they are also last to get laid.
Infundibulum
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States2552 Posts
January 15 2006 05:58 GMT
#263
Regarding the duck-quack-echo-thing:

http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm

LoL NA: MothLite == Steam: p0nd
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
January 15 2006 06:10 GMT
#264
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
80% of people who read the above. tried. --;


i can
(not joking)
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-15 06:40:21
January 15 2006 06:39 GMT
#265
On September 25 2003 02:11 DooMeR wrote:
80% of people who read the above. tried. --;


That is not true.
At all.

I have pic of me and ym friend both doing it.
Will upload tomorrow

Edit: I jsut read the first fwe post then I posted, didnt see CultureMisfits post.

Power to the elbow lickers.
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-15 07:13:45
January 15 2006 06:52 GMT
#266
No.... He emans that the people who read the post above his 80% of them tried to lick their elbow. Ie they read the post and go "No way, I can lick my elbow for sure!" then try it and probably fail. As many people ain't seen that before or didn't know that they probably can't the try it out, so the 80% holds.

[EDIT] Read your edit ^^
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
January 15 2006 07:09 GMT
#267
0% of you are aware the elbow licking claim comes from a gay ass spam email circa 1995
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
January 15 2006 07:32 GMT
#268
On January 15 2006 14:39 GoldenThreads wrote:

Yes, by that time we will be the Terran race fighting off 9 pool rushes from the zerg



funniest thing all day
u deserve the gold!
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Xd
Profile Joined January 2006
Bahrain71 Posts
January 17 2006 07:42 GMT
#269
Theres a 0% possibility that a cat can transform into George Lopez.
3threal[EoC]
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada388 Posts
January 17 2006 10:29 GMT
#270
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Id hit anything with an ass as big as that dress. - quote decafchicken
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