High Thread - Page 671

On February 19 2012 19:51 Failsafe wrote:


WrongSpeedy is right. I got a PM earlier from a MOD who was concerned about "WARNING!" do not ask for drugs on our website.

If you tempt them, they will ban you. I once received a 30 days temporary inability to post or PM to anyone other than TL.BOT because of a post I made. Then there was a big scandal.

They covered it up.

I didn't know what to do.

Finally a month passed, minus a day (Korean Time)

After that (period), my troubles continued.

I had no weed, and I was alone in a strange place.

People were posting pictures of bud that looked better than any bud I had ever seen or imagined or dreamed I could imagine or that might be extant in some alternate Universe.

I didn't know what to do.

I have a vaporizer.

And I have a second vaporizer of the same type, and the second vaporizer is silver.

The silver vaporizer is more expensive IRL (and more trouble and comes with a smaller mouthpiece)

The Black Vape is $20 more expensive thru Amazon

Unfortunately, my Silver Vape was $250 at 911..

How much did the Black Vape cost?

Irrelevant.

Currently I use the black Vape.

It's got a buddha emblazoned on the side.

I call my Wife Budha Girl (initially Buddha girl, but now expanded to Budha girl)

Currently I still can't get any weed in Alabama.

Personally I think they should just napalm the whole area and strip mine it for fuel like they do in Tibet.

(WHICH IS A SCAM)

The Dalai Lama and his fellow monks are CONSPIRING

With the AID of the CHINESE.

And the Chinese are conspiring with the HELP of the INDIANS (WHO ARE CONSPIRING WITH THE HELL OF THE TIBETANS)..

And so it is that the Tibetans are causing trouble.


And the Chinese know about it.

But they do nothing to prevent them from the trouble that they are seeking to cause.

The Tibetans claim that Monks are having sexual intercourse with Women in the Streets. (Women here being female monks covertly known as Nuns).

And that the Chinese are both supporting and encouraging this behavior by Forcing them to do it.

And the coercion is a problem, because the Tibetans have in fact conspired with the help of the Chinese and the Indians to do all of this in plain site without the West's acknowledgment or approval. And the Nuns and Monks are highly and heavily oppressed to do things that they do not wish to do in public such as various forms of Intercourse which are very degrading both morally and ethically and physically and ecumenically to the Monks and Nuns and the people involved.

Further, I ordered a Korean Zen outfit which is, in my opinion, poorly cast, the reason being that Korea is not known well for its Zen practice with reference or comparison to Japan.

Shunryu Suzuki was the father of Zen study in America, and I think he would approved of the outfit. He's said to have died of cancer due to wearing a leaden belt that was cancer-inducing (in theory) around his waist under his uniform.

I think this rumor is probably false.

And moreover, the Koreans because of their poor practice are forced to use more powerful Zen architecture and outfits in order to compensate for their weak practice so that they can compete with the Japanese who are secretly allied with the Chinese.

And the Chinese are perhaps secretly allied with the Indians through the Tibetans although this is dubious, to some degree, due to the tenuous nature of the relationship between Australia and the United States (and the Australians sending Nuclear Power Devices) to the Indians while they are ostensibly (the Australians and Westerners in America and the United States), opposed and opposing the Easterners (that is China, Tibet, and perhaps even India; though certainly North Korea).

The erstwhile people of the Middle Eastern region of that Area of the Earth which is to say that region of the World in the East is a problematic locale to those who do not possess a quaint beach front cottage (read 'viyya' spelled Vila).

They are oppressed by the North American Westerners and their allies who do so to inspire fear and loathing in Las Vegas although primarily Las Vegas (and Auburn University where cigarettes are made) are in fact just Dark Side Sites (Auburn being likely more powerful and more dark than Las Vegas), although Vegas is touted as being the most Dark of ALL places on Earth (though not in the Universe).

IN fact the darkest place, in the Universe, or at least, in the Known Universe, is the HELL that is located beneath Snake Way (to this day, which is to say Disc 3 of Season 1 of Dragon Ball Z), only two people are known to have escaped the torment of the Two Ogres (who are the baddest Ogres in the Land of HELL 1&2 feat. Cloud People):

1) King Yama (Chen Ping)

2) Goku (Saiyan)

Actually it's probable that Chen Ping is (APOCALYPSPLZ) from LiquidPoker's Fira, and that he is more of a KAME, Guardian of Earth (to be merged with Piccolo at a later date, but maybe not.

And King Yama then is MeZ Me Rize PLZ (ALSO known as MEZ, Clayton Macguire), or MezmerizePLZ.

The greatest among them is REKRUL (because he taught Tasteless), but is thought to be the worst person on earth in the Eyes of the Warrior known as Piccolo (who is actually ApocalypsPLZ).

The real KAME is a black guy who types in integral calculus Chinese on Facebook and makes what is almost certainly the cosmetically least appealing Bob Marley remixes you will ever not hear because no one will buy them but somehow he has a ton of stuff on iTunes.

Anyway I have no idea if that guy smokes weed but he watches a lot of Star Trek: Voyager (based on his Facebook Blog, which is a total misuse of Facebook, by the way).

And anyway it's thought that the role of Kame is filled by a Black Man because black people evolved a specific type of Jedi to fill that role which is a valuable role and essential to the functioning of the world which is why I support affirmative action.

But, back to Rekrul. I don't know about this guy. Frankly I think he's a fraud. He's always pretending to be a baller, and I just don't think that he really is. In fact, while I was dreaming the other day during a session of MMO: The Republic, I was talking with SuperDanielMan and Tasteless in my dream and we were thinking that Rekrul has really gone downhill lately. He's lost his edge and probably would lose SC2 to Artosis.

If that's the case, then I think Rekrul should be replaced and probably MoltkeWarding should be permanently banned because it's almost certainly Rekrul's alternate ID.

Actually OneOfThem is MoltkeWarding is Rei, but not really Rei, it's someone else but I forgot who it was at the moment.

Rekrul is a trouble-maker though, and I think he inspires a lot of jealousy by posting pictures of $200k cars and saying that they're not quite over-the-top.

Frankly I'd like to see him banned and if not banned then I think he should finally admit that had we played back in the days of TL.net's West Op Channel, I would have destroyed him easily probably not even dropping a game especially since Boxer beat him with one less SCV than Probe.

And, moreover, I think that Rekrul's weakness is that he's a washed up progamer which is what I told him at the time. And, I stand by that.

Frankly, I'm going to Vegas one of these days to meet with Chen Ping and we're gonna play some Poker with vital[myth], although I always bracket that guy's name wrong.

And if Rekrul has the nerve to show up when I arrive there, I just want to say that he's in for a surprise. Quite a surprise.

I know that his name is in fact, Lurker, spelled backwards with the Capitalization reversed.

And if you did that with the name Marine

You would get Eniram

And if you mixed Rekrul and Eniram

You would get Rekiram

Which is a lot like the species known as the Rakata from Star Wars who were bent on enslaving the Galaxy with their Force Techniques and their ancient powers.

However, due to misuse of their techniques and the misunderstanding of the Ethical Will of the Unifying Force, they screweed up things for everyone.

Fortunately, The Indians and their Alliance with the Dalai Lama led to the psuedo-sexual encounters on the streets of Tibet in the Dalai Lama's hometown of Beijing.

And finally, the Nuns and the Monks of Tibet were "poppin' up all over the world in the book GOOD OMENS"

And through their selfless practice of the Karma Sutra Tantric Yoga and their use of the herbal substance known as Spice (which is the legal alternative to Marijuana the people are always talking about because it's dumb) but it's good in Star Wars because it has no negative effects but it does boost your statistics (although it's not a very efficient use of money until level 50, probably).

But it might be, although my most successful character leveled the most quickly without the Use of Stims to level 12 and got more Light-Side points in many cases although this is just a stigma attached to the Stim Culture in the Star Wars Universe.

Moreover, part of the problem with the Illegality of Stims in the Star Wars Universe is that Sith cannot buy Stims from the Jedi and Vice Versa twice over in terms of surcharges and value-added taxes if you are to attempt to hedge the market or even corner the market but probably not on Stims, and most likely the danger of Stim-Usage is that if you are trying to do a triangle thing or whatever it's called where you trade one way and then the other way and then back again and again it won't work because they're always charging taxes if you're a Jedi and the other Player is a Sith so you have to buy two accounts with the monthly fee which is a big problem. And even more if you plan to really create the illusion maybe even three accounts but that's at least two too many so you should try to just have one account with characters on each server and then just operate with your friends. But that won't necessarily work because some Sith are greedy and some Jedi are ambitious. And some Sith fall to the Light and other Jedi fall to the DARK SIDE of the Force because it is temptateous.

Actually you should almost never be tempted to play a Sith because it takes way longer to level on the Sith side of things and way less time to acquire levels and light-side points on the Republic side both as a Jedi and as a non-Jedi although due to complaints by various alien species about discrimination, particularly in the inability for Cybrnetic Androids to be Force-sensitives (DESPITE THE PRESENCE OF A SITH WITH CYBERNETICS), these Alien species have petitioned the Jedi Counsel to stop causing trouble in the event of danger, so that:

Aliens and non-aliens and cybernetics-users and non-cybernetics-users can live in peace and harmony with equality and without regard to age, sex, gender, species, or nationality.

And moreover without regard to the policies of the past and their dark history which is largely misunderstood and can only be revealed by questing and collecting Datacrons.

However, most of the Datacrons are located in completely out-of-the-way, obviously tailored to be difficult and neigh-impossible to spot without a player's guide (which is luckily free courtesy of the internet and Google)



Anyway, the great thing about this game is the presence of Orange Items which can be upgraded with Green, Blue, or Purple Mods (and maybe more) in various ways that are all custom-tailored by the good people of the Galaxy. Player characters and Player Character Companions who are very endearing for the most part (except for when you get +0 when you give them a Companion Gift).

Ideally you will want to get the Lizard companion because then the first Companion Gift you get is called "Ammo" and it gives +54 and you can level him rapidly 200/54, lol.

I'm not gonna discuss what to do if you're a Sith. As of yet, my highest character is 25, and it's non-Force-Sensitive, called a Commando (Yunalesca) on Sanctum of the Exalted which is the only server I play, because I have more dignity and self-respect than to play a non-RP server.

The best poster on this site is Floor Exercise (and she is the best looking in her profile picture).



I don't mean to offend any of you but frankly this thread sucks because I can't get any weed where I live and it's pretty much impossible to read without the assistance of the drugs that I daily rely on to get my 'work' done. Which isn't to say that my work is the same as the 'Work' that you do at your place of 'Work', but is rather my attempt to spiritually educate myself in a way that gives me what Megatron called a "sense of satisfaction".

The difficulty my 'Work' is that I'm persuaded (because of the good graphics associated with modern gaming technology), that I make money more rapidly when I am working with the assistance of Stims (particularly Willpower Stims for my Jedi Counselor). Unfortunately this is probably not the case.

The most rapid way to make money is sit in the HYPERBOLIC, PARABOLIC time chamber. Or, if you are a Saiyan, there are other means.

Piccolo meditates.

Kame does beans.

The smiling black guy with the silly expression and the big red lips does Oxygen.

Some people do Jesus, but no one has successfully bottled that one yet.

Moreover, I'm opposed to the oppression of the Christian populations, as most of them are the longest suffering people on the planet. (See Weird AL Amish Paradise).

It's true that's there's Satanism in the Vatican. If you are capable of experiencing contact highs of any great magnitude, if you watched the Midnight Mass this past Christmas, you would see that those guys are pumped full of Mescaline or Peyote or Hash or some kind of powerful substance in order to subdue and subject their populations to great violence.

Almost all members of the High Catholic Church, that is, those living in Vatican City State, etc. are guilty of pedophilia and other sins which don't bear mentioning. However, with regard to their past and the nature of the operation and the faulty assumptions upon which their current mode of employment requires and the consequences of violation, etc. it is an inevitable part of the cycle of a religion which has for a great deal of time abandoned its initial calling and instead become a mainstay for vices which are more or less unspeakable.

LAZARUS (Diablo I, the real Diablo)

Anyway, about the run-of-the-mill Christian (Catholics, Fundamentalists, Amish, Extremists, Protestants) these people are by-and-large greatly suffering for a quality of ignorance which is both lamentable and avoidable. However, it would take a concerted and heart-felt effort by the other peoples of those parts of the world to help enlighten them and recognize a sort of spiritual equality that has in many ways been denied the Christians due to the repressive laws fostered by a select group of people who are bound by unfortunate circumstances into a 'slippery slope' that is virtually inevitable to those who opt to do the good work of the Lord.

The tragedy of Christendom is further compounded by the fact that the policies of a select group of 'Christians' reflect on the group as a whole and cost them to be reviled by other peoples of the world. Moreover, there is a great deal of political power, monetary influence, etc. that is invested in the Church; Catholic, Protestant, and Other, and the great tragedy is that the peoples of Christianity are reviled for their ignorance instead of viewed as the victims that they are. Often the most outspoken and vehement of those people who antagonice the Christians are those who have been mistreated or perceived themselves to be the most mistreated by the peoples of Christendom (as it is called).

Unfortunately, this lack of empathy and sympathy leads to a backlash and withdrawing by a people who are already impoverished in knowledge and in spirit (as the ignorance and backwards ways, which have been generations in the making, influence both the leaders and the common people of the religion toward erroneous practices). Unfortunately this withdrawing and isolationism on behalf of the Christian people has widespread negative consequences the world over.

Moreover, there is a great deal of 'unexploited' talent and ability, not to mention resolve, which is 'untapped' in the populations which are currently swayed by the Christian faith.

This is a dangerous and often controversial subject, but the looming danger of Hell and social ostracism conferred upon those who 'buck' the ranks of the Christian establishment often leads to the most tragic of cases (particularly in the drug world which should concern those in this thread who think that the legalization of marijuana is a positive factor).

Very few places on Earth appreciate the genetic-heritage of the Christian priest and its tendency toward self-Sadism or Masochism and its dangerous fallout. Yet, it is this heritage that creates great musicians such as John Frusciante, and the tragic although (arguably beautiful, poetic lives that they lead). If legalization of marijuana, the spread of knowledge and wisdom is of interest, then more effort should be concentrated on appreciating the characters that are created by 'occult' or well-established religions. Much of the current Force opposed to Marijuana's legalization and its effective medical use in the treatment of a variety of psychoses, not to mention its use in achieving accord or 'harmony' among peoples, is due to the misunderstanding and mis-education of people who have arisen from Christianity, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shintoism, Zen, etc.

These people are often the most dedicated and 'hard-working' of a dedicated and hard-working bunch of people. And they acquire great spiritual and even material wealth, and their personal sufferings and bouts of 'cognitive dissonance' lead to a great deal of suffering both in themselves (foremost) and in the world at large.

It is the combined negative-influence of the sufferings of peoples in uneducated areas of the world that lead to many types of disorders, perhaps most consequential and unfortunate is Asperger's (or higher functioning autism). This is not a disorder in the traditional sense, but rather a consequence of a certain type of military mind (evolved for strategics rather than tactics, rather than physical dexterity), in its most pure form, anyway. When a certain type of genetic character type is exposed to an environment of dissonance in language (body language, empathetic language, spoken / verbal language, etc.) the "disorder" Asperger's emerges. It occurs beginning at a very early age and is symptomatic of dissonance between a child's parents or guardians foremost, and then evolves, particularly rapidly in environments where a great deal of dissonance is in occurence.

Marijuana and a counselor skilled in the treatment of language disorders; and who is empathetic and sympathetic to the unique circumstances of the patient is the best treatment to those who suffer from Asperger's disorder. This treatment can be elaborated to a variety of social conditions and to all people in the interest of unifying social solidarity and creating an environment of accurate wisdom and appreciation to people from various cultures. Currently the need to legalize marijuana is greater than ever before because of the tenuous nature of World politics, the dangers posed to the natural environment, and to improve the welfare of individuals from all cultures and their interactions.

On February 20 2012 08:39 Fuego wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
That was the greatest thing I have ever read. I have been on a constant quest for perfection my entre life but now it is over - I have found perfection.

On February 20 2012 23:56 AeroGear wrote:
All hail MJ, for making sex last HOURS, utterly enjoyable and nasty.

On February 21 2012 01:31 Arnstein wrote:


How is sex when high? I've never had sex while high

On February 21 2012 02:03 D10 wrote:


MJ is probably the best drug to have sex with by FAR

You feel more pleasure, it lasts longer, woman usually cum many times when high, for man, I feel like it makes you calmer and feeling more all the sesnsations of sex, whenever I cum high I feel amazing then amazingly tired needing a cig lol

On February 21 2012 01:31 Arnstein wrote:


How is sex when high? I've never had sex while high

On February 21 2012 10:33 ShoCkeyy wrote:
Lesson learned today, never EVER leave paper towels next to the stove while its on and baked >_>