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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28614 Posts
May 22 2006 23:23 GMT
#41
he is a tryhard

but like the only one who is actually funny ;(
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sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
May 23 2006 02:57 GMT
#42
hopefully it'll arrive soon... ive ordered it
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
May 23 2006 04:21 GMT
#43
he's humour is on the scale of when youre talking to someone on MSN and that someone is just spitting out random jokes.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
May 23 2006 04:35 GMT
#44
On May 23 2006 06:02 tossman07 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2006 05:19 MaGnIfIcA wrote:
Im not sure what that was supposed to be and if that should make me some stiff uptight ass. But that quote or whatever it was about Odin wasnt even close to funny. And if he manages to fill a book with that shit and acctually sell it i feel sorry for humor and comedy worldwide. That was just sad...


Yeah, have some respect Maddox. Norse people actually believe in Odin.


Hahhah comedy. I was laughing pretty good in that lil excerpt
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
DTDominion
Profile Joined November 2005
United States2148 Posts
May 23 2006 04:52 GMT
#45
On May 23 2006 13:21 Sfydjklm wrote:
he's humour is on the scale of when youre talking to someone on MSN and that someone is just spitting out random jokes.


Except there's a 99.9% chance that Maddox is funnier than your friends you talk to on MSN.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20008 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-05-23 06:52:14
May 23 2006 06:51 GMT
#46
On May 23 2006 13:52 DTDominion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2006 13:21 Sfydjklm wrote:
he's humour is on the scale of when youre talking to someone on MSN and that someone is just spitting out random jokes.


Except there's a 99.9% chance that Maddox is funnier than your friends you talk to on MSN.

My entire buddly list is composed of professional comedians.

Yea that wasn't funny.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
May 23 2006 13:36 GMT
#47
just ordered it, can't wait
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
May 23 2006 13:44 GMT
#48
On May 23 2006 13:52 DTDominion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2006 13:21 Sfydjklm wrote:
he's humour is on the scale of when youre talking to someone on MSN and that someone is just spitting out random jokes.


Except there's a 99.9% chance that Maddox is funnier than your friends you talk to on MSN.

nope, thats pretty much what i meant, he isnt.
maybe my friends aint capable of producing a book of such jokes, but thats another issue.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
May 23 2006 20:46 GMT
#49
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/05/10/badboy.books.ap/index.html

found this haha
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Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-05-23 23:02:06
May 23 2006 23:01 GMT
#50
On May 23 2006 22:44 Sfydjklm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2006 13:52 DTDominion wrote:
On May 23 2006 13:21 Sfydjklm wrote:
he's humour is on the scale of when youre talking to someone on MSN and that someone is just spitting out random jokes.


Except there's a 99.9% chance that Maddox is funnier than your friends you talk to on MSN.

nope, thats pretty much what i meant, he isnt.
maybe my friends aint capable of producing a book of such jokes, but thats another issue.



Cool. Post some of your friends awesome conversations here. I'm sure everyone here will be happy to tell you how offensively unfunny they are, and how retarded you must be to have every talked to these people in the first place. So post it. Or (SURPRISE!!!) maybe their shit isn't a fraction as good as Maddox's? Maybe you're making crap up? No chance.
Mr.Testie
Profile Joined February 2006
973 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-05-24 00:14:29
May 24 2006 00:08 GMT
#51
Maddox is just an entertaining read.

First off: Who cares what he writes about. The secret is in how he writes.
Some of what he writes is predictably gay, and you could finish sentences for him or think, "oh god what a lame attempt at a rant / etc."

But some of what he writes is entertaining, fun to read, and just great overall.
Many of his sentences are constructed quite well that is what makes it fun to read.

Ie: Gregory Peck. I've been a fan of him since this article. (Peck, that is).

Gregory Peck is a man's man, the kind of man you read about in the bible. A man who came from a time when beating your woman was not only socially acceptable, but encouraged. He has the charisma of Frank Sinatra and the rugged manliness of a lumber jack. Even his last name is manly: "Peck," the phonetic equivalence of a slang term for a man's chest; it's a simple, almost primitive sound like a grunt, straight and to the point without fancy extra syllables and gratuitous punctuation. His default expression is a determined scowl, like he's prepared to introduce you to the business end of his shoe if you look at him wrong.

[image loading]

Picture of Peck driving with a face full of scowl and a woman in the passenger seat, like God intended.

That is a beautiful paragraph.
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
May 24 2006 00:20 GMT
#52
indeed testie
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