EPTWhat grinds your gears? - Page 68
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lastprobeALIVE
United States975 Posts
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kwantumszuperpozishn
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farvacola
United States18875 Posts
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Zealotdriver
United States1557 Posts
On August 29 2012 07:31 lastprobeALIVE wrote: what really gets me is when ppl drive automatics like they are stick. they go from neutral to 2nd to 3rd then drive.... omfg how retarded. if you wanted manual you should have gotten it. Lulz, i have never seen someone do this but I too would mock them if I did. Speaking of automobiles, it really grinds my gears when someone doesn't shift into neutral or downshift when slowing down and they end up killing the engine. WTF l2drive. | ||
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Hypemeup
Sweden2783 Posts
On September 04 2012 09:50 farvacola wrote: When you first open a bottle of Tabasco, Cholula or Sriracha, it seems like its going to last forever. Nothing could be further from the truth. That really grinds my gears. So true, god damn. All the time when im running out of hot sauce I just keep putting less and less on my food and it really pisses me off. Same with weed actually -_-. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/AKciO.jpg) | ||
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babylon
8765 Posts
People talking in memes all the time. Stop it. It's not cool. It is actually cringe-worthy. In a group situation, if you use in-jokes that someone does not know/understand, please be aware that you are kind of being irritating. Laughing about it with your friends and then not explaining it just makes me think you're an uppity jerk. Hypocrisy. If you talk shit about a group of people and yet do the exact same thing they do (and in fact, can be counted amongst that exact same group), then complaining about that group like you're different front them or "above" them makes me uninclined to seek out your company for the foreseeable future. Being obnoxious and loud both in person and on the internet (often on social networking or blogging sites) in order to make it seem like you have such a cool life and such cool friends when there is nothing cool about what you are doing or saying. You're just being loud and obnoxious. (I used to do this. Then I realized that it was just immature, and nobody gives a shit.) Special snowflake syndrome. Often seen on social networking and blogging sites. When my friends exhibit any of the above behavior, and I can't call them out without sounding like I'm picking a fight. People talking about Cormac McCarthy's amazing minimal style in "The Road" like it's specific to that one novel when he writes like that in a fuck ton of his earlier novels with little impact. No, that's not stylistic genius. That's just him hating punctuation. | ||
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Fumanchu
Canada669 Posts
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Nimbl3
Australia49 Posts
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Doraemon
Australia14949 Posts
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AFKPuezo
183 Posts
The worst part of that is, even though I'm a dude and all i ever look at on the internet is either esports broadcasts, facebook, and research for school, half of the ads I see on streams are for women's hygiene products. Everyone is terrified of google spying on us and storing our personal info - well I'm not worried about all, because apparently google and the other advertisers look at all of that personal data at go, "This guy who watches nerds play video games all day? Yeah, he'll look at these smiling people and listen to this shitty jingle and buy this facial cream product, but only if we show the ad 100 times a day" WHAT THE FUCK Anyway, more seriously... I wish more people would adopt rather than continue to give birth to more children. There are already 7 billion people here, I just feel like we should take care of the ones who are already here before we go adding more. People always give the shittiest fucking excuses too, like "its expensive" or "its too hard" well holy shit is nine months of pregnancy followed by the labor of childbirth a fucking walk in the park?????? People just have that evolutionary drive to do it and make babies, and they aren't self aware enough to realize it, so they rationalize that choice through whatever bullshit is most convenient at the time. There are people who spend years and thousands of dollars just trying to concivie a child, well guess what dumbasses there were kids waiting for you the whole god damn time. Seriously people just use your favorite method of birth control and fucking adopt. If you really want the 'experience of being pregnant' or whatever just wear a sandbag and throw up into a toilet every night for nine months, and go adopt a child who is sitting there literally waiting for someone to be their parent. Fuck. And yes, I do plan on getting a vasectomy and adopting 4-5 kids when I'm ready. I'm not adopted myself, but my brother and a few other people in my extended family are and I know it doesnt change the fact that my family all love each other. I've heard people say that they just don't think they could love an adopted child and that gets me the maddest of all. If someone had switched their baby at the hospital they'd never know unless they got the gender or race wrong. Why the fuck do you care what percent of your genetic code you share with your child? Sharing your shitty genes isnt what makes you a parent, taking care of a kid for 20 years is what does. If you're so narrowminded you can only love someone within some genetic distance from yourself, you don't even deserve to be a parent, go fuck yourself. Whew. EDIT: Another thing I just remembered - it's fucking bizarre that as a society we have a list of tests people need to pass before they can adopt, but any two assholes with the right icky parts can make their own babies, and as long as they don't get caught, they can go on being shitty parents. Clearly, we realize as a society that some people are just a danger to children - that's why we have rules about who can adopt - but nobody wants to say that some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed, because again, dat evolution telling people to fuck like rabbits. | ||
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paddyz
Ireland628 Posts
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NaEjeOn88
United States134 Posts
People who grammar check internet sentences to make their ego's feel better, when 90% of the people typing the words dont give a fuk. (notice how i spelled fuk) When someone says, "want to hang out?". Picks you up then says, "you got gas money?" People who think after working at a job for less then a year, they are managers. | ||
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MMello
279 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + So i'm posting in General to bury that shit down | ||
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NukeD
Croatia1612 Posts
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TheManInBlack
Nigeria266 Posts
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Dosey
United States4505 Posts
On September 19 2012 00:22 Sacred Reich wrote: When I take a dump in the toilet and water splashes on my ass. Pro Tip: Rip off some toilet paper and throw it in the toilet before taking a dump. It prevents the splash down. | ||
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farvacola
United States18875 Posts
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ControlMonkey
Australia3109 Posts
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iKill
Denmark861 Posts
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OPman
United States131 Posts
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