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Pizza is a vegetable (well in the US it is)

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Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 18:47:26
November 19 2011 15:41 GMT
#1
Congress decided this week that pizza's are vegetables. I don't know how they did it but those lobbyists sure are good. Even the pizza at public schools which contain 2 tablespoons of tomato are considered as fruit. I think this is a very bad move from congress and a kick in the balls for everyone trying to stay healthy.

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US Congress this week blocked USDA proposals that would have mandated more tomato sauce on pizzas for US school lunches to justify pizza's designation as a vegetable portion. Photograph: Linda Nylind/The Guardian
Hey, America! The GOP is, yet again, looking out for you. This week, Congress took a break from voting to make sure none of your tax dollars will go to all those abortion clinics NPR wants to open in our national parks, to pass a federal law that only the nation that invented Febreze would tolerate.

They have affirmed that pizza is a vegetable. Yes, the tomato sauce on pizza is enough for American politicians to define it and allow it to be served as a vegetable in school lunch programs across the US.

Never mind that tomatoes are a fruit, and commercial tomato sauce has so much sugar in it that not only is it not a vegetable, but it should be classified as a dessert. In fact, it takes a big set of balls to even call school lunch pizza, um, pizza. I think the only chance we have of instilling any sense into these politicians is if we douse it with squirt cheese and serve it in a microwaveable pouch.

And poor Michelle Obama. The First Lady is working so hard to get kids to put down the Cool Ranch deep-fried tobacco dogs, or whatever it is they concoct with that meat substance pet food companies rejected that got sold to public schools. It is a Sisyphean task just to get these lunch programs to serve something, anything, fresh and healthy that hasn't been grown with Major League Baseball-style steroids. Why? Because we live in America, where people, who have been elected to public office, do not believe in climate science, but do believe pizza is a vegetable. I envy your tenacity, Flotus.

I knew big Pharma and the NRA had powerful lobbies, but apparently, the frozen food industry's "partially hydrogenated, tomato-ish sauce-coated, food-like cardboard substance" lobby is more influential than I had initially realised. And these big food giants have done wonders convincing us all fresh produce is insurmountably inconvenient and, like lemmings, we go along with it, buying pre-packaged versions of these clearly inedible options.

And it's not just vegetables. Fruit has also been bastardised as just too much of a nuisance to eat, so enter the frankenfooders to simplify it for us. Fruit Roll-Ups? They have brainwashed us into believing the burden of hauling around an apple or a pear had become so daunting, we needed someone to mix up fruit with some corn syrup and "Roll It Up".

See? Now we do eat fruit because it's easier. So you never have to experience that pesky fresh fruit juice squirting you in the eye or, worse, to stress out having to get up off the couch to wash it. You can just "unroll it". And it never goes bad. Ever. It's practically a miracle.

So, in a country where fertilised eggs are people and assembling burgers is a manufacturing job, and berries are better in the form of shoe leather, why not call a sugary fruit paste sauce that comes out of a can and is poured onto dough that comes out of a box, topped with cheese that's spelt Cheez and comes out of a Whiz, a vegetable.

And in case you were wondering, yes, Axe Body spray is now considered a bath.


Pizza is still a vegetable for U.S. scools
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Pizza still counts as a vegetable in U.S. public school cafeterias.

The U.S. Agriculture Department originally wanted to require a half cup of tomato paste for a pizza slice to qualify as a vegetable. But on Thursday, the U.S. House of Representatives backed off from the stricter requirement. A child nutrition law bill in the U.S. called on schools to improve the nutritional quality of lunches. Charles Rex Arbogast/Associated Press

A slice of pizza will continue to qualify as a vegetable because it contains two tablespoons of tomato paste.

"It's an important victory," Corey Henry, spokesman for the American Frozen Food Institute (AFFI), told Reuters.

The trade association lobbied Congress on behalf of frozen pizza sellers, such as ConAgra Foods Inc and Schwan Food Co and french fry maker McCain Foods Ltd.

The USDA also proposed limits on french fries, increasing the variety of fruits and vegetables and limiting starchy vegetables including corn and green peas.

Earlier this week, the U.S. Center for Science in the Public Interest said the legislation would be a bigger "blunder" than when U.S. President Ronald Reagan's administration tried and failed to credit ketchup as a vegetable in the school lunch program.

"Pizza should be served with a vegetable, not count as one," the consumer advocacy groups said on its website.

The decision comes as Michelle Obama continues her campaign to combat childhood obesity.



For lazy people

On November 20 2011 08:24 JeeJee wrote:
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On November 20 2011 07:49 Brees wrote:
when is this thread gonna get closed/renamed? it was shown on the first page with a source that the title/article is completely misleading.


Not that misleading... Here's the list of events for those too lazy to read the article (apparently everyone)

-School pizza apparently comes with 2tbsp of tomato paste.
-This 2tbsp of tomato paste is considered a vegetable, and thus this pizza slice comes with a serving of vegetables. This is important because federally subsidized meals must have certain amount of vegetables or they cannot be served
-USDA comes along and says "yo wtf this is dumb, we want 8tbsp of tomato paste to qualify as a vegetable, 2tbsp is not enough"
-Frozen food lobbyists realize that if this went unchallenged, then pizza would not be able to be served in schools anymore. This isn't good because they want money; who cares about the children's health.
-So they do what they do best, lobby, and no change happens. 2tbsp of tomato paste is still a vegetable, pizza can still be served, and children can still get fat. Oh and they call pizza a healthy food as well.
-Yay.

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gullberg
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Sweden1301 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 15:46:29
November 19 2011 15:44 GMT
#2
Allow me to direct you to http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=286311

EDIT: NVM that thread was locked
Termit
Profile Joined December 2010
Sweden3466 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 15:51:01
November 19 2011 15:48 GMT
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No but seriously, what else is there to say? It's so ridiculous. -__-
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Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
November 19 2011 15:50 GMT
#4
On November 20 2011 00:44 gullberg wrote:
Allow me to direct you to http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=286311

EDIT: NVM that thread was locked


Yeah.. i thought we had a thread already..

Well, all i can say is pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
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Takuah
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States76 Posts
November 19 2011 15:50 GMT
#5
Vain, we need to run and get the fuck out of here.
eshlow
Profile Joined June 2008
United States5210 Posts
November 19 2011 15:50 GMT
#6
U.S. Obesity health care costs currently exceed $147 billion.

But Congress thinks they are saving money by classifying pizza as a vegetable so they don't have to pay more money to get healthier foods in schools.

Makes sense to me.
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
November 19 2011 15:51 GMT
#7
The first link you posted is more of a blog then an article.
But like I said in the last thread, its foolish on its face. Its like saying sushi is a meat.
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Aterons_toss
Profile Joined February 2011
Romania1275 Posts
November 19 2011 15:52 GMT
#8
I lol at this now but i loled when they were trying to make smoking semi illegal too... i hope this does not catch on with EU, not that i care about school cafeteria food since i do not eat my launch at one ( i do not believe such things even exist in my country... last time i checked they did not ) but it seems kinda silly ( in a "man wearing latex pants "kinda way aka bad kinda way ) to have pizza classified as vegetable
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r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
November 19 2011 15:53 GMT
#9
Wait.. erhm... wait... hold on... what?

Is this for real? =S
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Ingwaz
Profile Joined June 2011
Sweden70 Posts
November 19 2011 15:53 GMT
#10
Hilarious!
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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11422 Posts
November 19 2011 15:53 GMT
#11
The most interesting thing about this Thread: It was started by someone from the Netherlands.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50101 Posts
November 19 2011 15:54 GMT
#12
wait....what?

What the fuck?
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Conti
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany2516 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 15:55:56
November 19 2011 15:55 GMT
#13
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176
hipsterHobbit
Profile Joined September 2011
United States218 Posts
November 19 2011 15:56 GMT
#14
It's dumb in that schools are required to serve particular servings of this and that in the first place.

It's your job as a parent to make sure your kid eats healthy. If the school doesn't serve healthy food, then the onus is on you, where it should be.
FallDownMarigold
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3710 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 16:03:20
November 19 2011 15:56 GMT
#15
On November 20 2011 00:50 eshlow wrote:
U.S. Obesity health care costs currently exceed $147 billion.

But Congress thinks they are saving money by classifying pizza as a vegetable so they don't have to pay more money to get healthier foods in schools.

Makes sense to me.


Not arguing with you, but I actually learned that obesity is not a major contributing factor to rising health care costs in the US. There is a good bit of evidence that it in fact only accounts for a negligible increase in rising health care costs in the US. The primary factor in rising health care costs in the US is over consumption of medical technologies/treatment and health care products.
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
November 19 2011 15:56 GMT
#16
how does fruit paste ever count as a vegetable?
Valikyr
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden2653 Posts
November 19 2011 15:56 GMT
#17
LoL, even though there is no exact scientific definition of vegetable everything that classifies as a vegetable is something that grows from a plant.

I just find it funny when fat people think they're healthy because they have extra salad on their hamburgers or pizzas though so I don't mind this.
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
November 19 2011 15:58 GMT
#18
There's always tremendous opposition to good child nutrition standards. The kids don't like healthy food, the parents don't want the schools to force healthy food when perhaps they themselves are too dependent on fast food. Conservatives don't like it as a tactic to annoy liberals. The food lobby dislikes a move toward local & organic food.
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Xiphos
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada7507 Posts
November 19 2011 15:59 GMT
#19
I always put on spinach on top when I'm making mine. If you can really use only dough (which serves for carbohydrates), proper tomato sauce and spinach (vegetables) and cheese (proteins, calcium). Then Pizza is actually pretty healthy coupled with some salad.
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deo1
Profile Joined April 2010
United States199 Posts
November 19 2011 16:00 GMT
#20
Finally! It's about time! I ate pizza all the time in elementary school, I would have been so much healthier if they had just made it a vegetable sooner.
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29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
November 19 2011 16:00 GMT
#21
hamburgers should be vegetables too. even though they have meat (like pizzas), there are onions and lettuce inside, which i believe are even more of a vegetable than tomato sauce
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Chaosvuistje
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands2581 Posts
November 19 2011 16:00 GMT
#22
Next up. Gravity belongs to the state and should be taxed for.

Make it happen Congress!
r33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Italy3402 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 16:02:06
November 19 2011 16:01 GMT
#23
Since when are tomatos a vegetable?

Also Terri Schiavo is officially a pizza.
Kluey
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada1197 Posts
November 19 2011 16:02 GMT
#24
Oh America... -_-
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
November 19 2011 16:03 GMT
#25
On November 20 2011 01:01 r33k wrote:
Since when are tomatos a vegetable?

Also Terri Schiavo is officially a pizza.

That was horrible, but I laughed anyway. :<
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Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
November 19 2011 16:04 GMT
#26
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


Obviously not as fun!
beachbeachy
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States509 Posts
November 19 2011 16:06 GMT
#27
I dislike vegetables, but I don't dislike pizza. where's the sense?
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Conti
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany2516 Posts
November 19 2011 16:07 GMT
#28
On November 20 2011 01:04 Catch]22 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


Obviously not as fun!

Obviously. It's so much fun to see how easily people are manipulated by the media if they just affirm the people's stereotypes of others.
hipsterHobbit
Profile Joined September 2011
United States218 Posts
November 19 2011 16:08 GMT
#29
On November 20 2011 01:06 beachbeachy wrote:
I dislike vegetables, but I don't dislike pizza. where's the sense?

How do you dislike vegetables? there's like a million of them and there's not a single one you like?

i bet your fat and don't know how to cook.

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DreadBaron
Profile Joined June 2011
United States37 Posts
November 19 2011 16:08 GMT
#30
If I recall correctly, the terminology of the bill refers to the "tomato paste" on the pizza as a vegetable. It's like congress even knows that school pizza isn't even real food but just doesn't care.


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zalz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Netherlands3704 Posts
November 19 2011 16:10 GMT
#31
On November 20 2011 00:50 Grettin wrote:
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On November 20 2011 00:44 gullberg wrote:
Allow me to direct you to http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=286311

EDIT: NVM that thread was locked


Yeah.. i thought we had a thread already..

Well, all i can say is pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.


Pineapple is a fucking abomination.

To put it on a pizza should be a capital offense.
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
November 19 2011 16:12 GMT
#32
On November 20 2011 01:07 Conti wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 01:04 Catch]22 wrote:
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


Obviously not as fun!

Obviously. It's so much fun to see how easily people are manipulated by the media if they just affirm the people's stereotypes of others.

It's sensationalized, but still: the United States Congress gives in to pizza lobbyists that want them to count pizza as a serving of vegetables when feeding 5-15 year old children, effectively making them less healthy. Given that we know how much proper nutrition has a positive correlation with constructive behavior and good health, it's insane to have language such as this.

I would call that insane and well deserving of mockery, as they're still - in a way - counting pizza as a vegetable. Officially they're counting two spoons of tomato paste a vegetable, sure, and that's also quite silly as tomatoes are fruit and the paste used is quite sugary and only tomato-ish.
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Chewbacca.
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3634 Posts
November 19 2011 16:13 GMT
#33
It's stupid but I don't really see why it matters. People who want to be healthy aren't going to eat a slice of pizza and say, well there is a serving of vegetables and fruit, guess I won't eat anymore, and people who don't care about eating healthy aren't trying to eat vegetables/fruit anyway.

I guess it does kind of affect schools that are required to make sure they serve X amount of serving of fruit and vegetables, but most parents that really care about their kids eating healthy send their child to school with a lunch from home. From my experience in school they always had fruit/vegetable options available (carrots/apples/graps/salad), but 95% of people didn't take it anyway so even if schools cut those out it still won't really make a difference.
Eishi_Ki
Profile Joined April 2009
Korea (South)1667 Posts
November 19 2011 16:18 GMT
#34
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't tomato a fruit? >.>

To the subject though, what does it matter what it is 'classified' as? Pizza is still pizza and I don't think this class will change peoples perceptions of how healthy or unhealthy pizza actually is unless you're like Blizzard and just cant let go of your labels...

+1 pineapple abomination
DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
November 19 2011 16:18 GMT
#35
This is an insult to all pizzas everywhere.
Conti
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany2516 Posts
November 19 2011 16:19 GMT
#36
On November 20 2011 01:12 Grumbels wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 01:07 Conti wrote:
On November 20 2011 01:04 Catch]22 wrote:
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


Obviously not as fun!

Obviously. It's so much fun to see how easily people are manipulated by the media if they just affirm the people's stereotypes of others.

It's sensationalized, but still: the United States Congress gives in to pizza lobbyists that want them to count pizza as a serving of vegetables when feeding 5-15 year old children, effectively making them less healthy. Given that we know how much proper nutrition has a positive correlation with constructive behavior and good health, it's insane to have language such as this.

I would call that insane and well deserving of mockery, as they're still - in a way - counting pizza as a vegetable. Officially they're counting two spoons of tomato paste a vegetable, sure, and that's also quite silly as tomatoes are fruit and the paste used is quite sugary and only tomato-ish.

Of course, the whole thing is still ridiculous even if you take out the sensationalism. I just find the sensationalism in this case just as ridiculous. Not to mention that people get it backwards, anyhow: It's not about declaring pizza/tomato paste as vegetables, it's about preventing the bill from declaring less tomato sauce as vegetables. Tomato sauce already is being declared a vegetable.

People should pay attention to this, because the lobby groups are, in the end, only doing this to sell more pizzas to schools. But please, guys, get your facts straight.
superjoppe
Profile Joined December 2004
Sweden3683 Posts
November 19 2011 16:20 GMT
#37
On November 20 2011 01:13 Chewbacca. wrote:
People who want to be healthy aren't going to eat a slice of pizza and say, well there is a serving of vegetables and fruit, guess I won't eat anymore

You think thats whats going on in the brain of young kids in school? When I was a kid I would eat pizza every day if I could. Letting kids do that however, is fucked up.
FrodoAndTheSlobStix
Profile Joined September 2011
United States158 Posts
November 19 2011 16:20 GMT
#38
U.S is getting to the point we're no one is gona argue there opinions anymore with each other, but instead try to get the F out of the u.s.a. It's literally getting the point where it''s just wacky and scary. U.S.A is gona fall and fall hard and thank god. Sry if bad things happen to people, but in terms of bad people paying up. Thank god.
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DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
November 19 2011 16:21 GMT
#39
On November 20 2011 01:20 FrodoAndTheSlobStix wrote:
U.S is getting to the point we're no one is gona argue there opinions anymore with each other, but instead try to get the F out of the u.s.a. It's literally getting the point where it''s just wacky and scary. U.S.A is gona fall and fall hard and thank god. Sry if bad things happen to people, but in terms of bad people paying up. Thank god.


Yeah the first sign of a great nation falling is always the inception of fascist pizza rules and usage.
Conti
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany2516 Posts
November 19 2011 16:21 GMT
#40
On November 20 2011 01:18 Eishi_Ki wrote:
To the subject though, what does it matter what it is 'classified' as? Pizza is still pizza and I don't think this class will change peoples perceptions of how healthy or unhealthy pizza actually is unless you're like Blizzard and just cant let go of your labels...

As far as I know, schools have to serve a certain amount of vegetables/fruits for lunch. If you define tomato paste as vegetables, you can serve more pizza and less actual vegetables. Which means people who sell pizzas sell even more pizzas than before, because kids kinda like pizzas more than vegetables.
Silidons
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2813 Posts
November 19 2011 16:22 GMT
#41
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176

the entire idea is that since its declared as a vegetable, that means if its in pizza it can still be served in schools.
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RaiderRob
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands377 Posts
November 19 2011 16:25 GMT
#42
On November 20 2011 01:00 Chaosvuistje wrote:
Next up. Gravity belongs to the state and should be taxed for.

Make it happen Congress!


How about rain water instead of gravity?
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Eishi_Ki
Profile Joined April 2009
Korea (South)1667 Posts
November 19 2011 16:26 GMT
#43
Hmmm if this schools policy is indeed the case then I detect a distinct lack of common sense being employed here
ICA
Profile Joined January 2011
498 Posts
November 19 2011 16:26 GMT
#44
Made my day :D
Now Americans will live healthier because they do eat more vegetables! The genuine.
Ricjames
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Czech Republic1047 Posts
November 19 2011 16:31 GMT
#45
So everyone can grow their own pizzas in the garden now.
I have a new meme: In the USA, pizza is vegetable. Underline would say: dont't laugh, they are for rela
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Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9560 Posts
November 19 2011 16:31 GMT
#46

Really washington? I mean really?
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turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
November 19 2011 16:32 GMT
#47
On November 20 2011 00:59 Xiphos wrote:
I always put on spinach on top when I'm making mine. If you can really use only dough (which serves for carbohydrates), proper tomato sauce and spinach (vegetables) and cheese (proteins, calcium). Then Pizza is actually pretty healthy coupled with some salad.


but thats true of almost anything that is also a fast food.

theres nothing inherently unhealthy about a burger, some bread, maybe some salad. doesnt mean mcdonalds is good for you
kalteras
Profile Joined March 2011
United States72 Posts
November 19 2011 16:34 GMT
#48
I love this country...
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Robstickle
Profile Joined April 2010
Great Britain406 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 16:52:35
November 19 2011 16:39 GMT
#49
So what I'm getting here is that Americans love Jamie Oliver so much that they'd do this just to bring him back, or they hate him so much that they'd do this just to spite him. Either that or lobbying is evil.

On November 20 2011 01:01 r33k wrote:
Since when are tomatos a vegetable?

Also Terri Schiavo is officially a pizza.


Since the Supreme Court ruling.

No, really.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
November 19 2011 16:40 GMT
#50
Just a simple example of corporate profits taking the priority over public interest.
TruthIsCold
Profile Joined November 2011
51 Posts
November 19 2011 16:40 GMT
#51
You people act like you don't know how government works already.

Like when someone goes to the police station and comes out with bruises... it's called "falling."

Or when they decide to give raises to the public unions who are already earning more than the average tax payer.... they call it "fairness."

Invading other countries... "Defense."

This has nothing at all to do with the United States, it has to do with the fact that government is corrupt everywhere on the planet. But I get that making fun of the US is hip and shit.
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garlicface
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada4196 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 16:44:52
November 19 2011 16:44 GMT
#52
On November 20 2011 01:40 TruthIsCold wrote:
You people act like you don't know how government works already.

Like when someone goes to the police station and comes out with bruises... it's called "falling."

Or when they decide to give raises to the public unions who are already earning more than the average tax payer.... they call it "fairness."

Invading other countries... "Defense."

This has nothing at all to do with the United States, it has to do with the fact that government is corrupt everywhere on the planet. But I get that making fun of the US is hip and shit.

I guess you missed the posts on the first page, where people explained the angle the government was taking on this.
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werynais
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany1780 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 16:52:38
November 19 2011 16:45 GMT
#53
America ... where pizzas grow on trees
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
November 19 2011 16:45 GMT
#54
This is rather extreme. Obesity is already a very big issue in the USA and I see this move only increasing it.
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ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
November 19 2011 16:49 GMT
#55
So tomato paste counts as a vegetable now. Very interesting decision considering how much sugar is inserted in tomato paste.
100g tomato paste contains 12g sugar
100g Coca Cola also contains 12g sugar
Congress could just as well classify sodas as vegetables... While tomato paste is not really unhealthy the fact that it always comes with a slice of pizza makes for a pretty shitty nutrition for school children.
chickenhawk
Profile Joined February 2011
Portugal339 Posts
November 19 2011 16:58 GMT
#56
I know its reality TV.. but know I guess US can say they give vegetables at breakfast.



PS: Why do kids get out of home with out eat breakfast?
stokes17
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1411 Posts
November 19 2011 17:01 GMT
#57
To be fair its the tomato paste that is classified as a vegetable, not pizza itself.... that would be silly!
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
November 19 2011 17:01 GMT
#58
WTF? A vegetable? Not a pastry of some sort? US sure got insane stuff...
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GeorgeyBeats
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom338 Posts
November 19 2011 17:02 GMT
#59
The pizza industry must have spent a lot of money of very good lobbyists -_-
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10356 Posts
November 19 2011 17:03 GMT
#60
On November 20 2011 01:49 ggrrg wrote:
So tomato paste counts as a vegetable now. Very interesting decision considering how much sugar is inserted in tomato paste.
100g tomato paste contains 12g sugar
100g Coca Cola also contains 12g sugar
Congress could just as well classify sodas as vegetables... While tomato paste is not really unhealthy the fact that it always comes with a slice of pizza makes for a pretty shitty nutrition for school children.


fruits have a lot of sugar in them naturally. A glass of fruit juice has as much sugar as a soda. Unlike soda, they also have vitamins.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10356 Posts
November 19 2011 17:05 GMT
#61
On November 20 2011 00:53 Simberto wrote:
The most interesting thing about this Thread: It was started by someone from the Netherlands.


Almost all threads about sensationalized/misleading news stories about America are started by people from Europe. I'm guessing you can sell a lot of newspapers with tabloid journalism about what us crazy yankees are up to.
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
November 19 2011 17:06 GMT
#62
Damn, I'm adding pizza back into my diets!



yea right my trainer would love that....
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KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
November 19 2011 17:07 GMT
#63
It sounds like something Herman Cain would say.
THE_DOMINATOR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
November 19 2011 17:08 GMT
#64
VICTORY!
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getSome[703]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States753 Posts
November 19 2011 17:08 GMT
#65
On November 20 2011 01:49 ggrrg wrote:
So tomato paste counts as a vegetable now. Very interesting decision considering how much sugar is inserted in tomato paste.
100g tomato paste contains 12g sugar
100g Coca Cola also contains 12g sugar
Congress could just as well classify sodas as vegetables... While tomato paste is not really unhealthy the fact that it always comes with a slice of pizza makes for a pretty shitty nutrition for school children.


I guess anything with 12 grams of sugar or more should count as a vegetable! Because that's exactly why tomato paste counts as one, lol...

I agree with the second part of your post though.
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DerNebel
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Denmark648 Posts
November 19 2011 17:08 GMT
#66
Even if it's just tomato paste, it's still ridiculous. That shit has been through so many stages of processing that it can't be called particularly healthy.
TruthIsCold
Profile Joined November 2011
51 Posts
November 19 2011 17:08 GMT
#67
On November 20 2011 02:05 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:53 Simberto wrote:
The most interesting thing about this Thread: It was started by someone from the Netherlands.


Almost all threads about sensationalized/misleading news stories about America are started by people from Europe. I'm guessing you can sell a lot of newspapers with tabloid journalism about what us crazy yankees are up to.

Oh my god.... I just figured out how I'm going to become a millionaire. Even if the market is already saturated, the demand is simply insatiable. It's like legal crack!
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NoScary
Profile Joined November 2010
United States151 Posts
November 19 2011 17:08 GMT
#68
I just don't even know what to think about this country anymore.
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Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
November 19 2011 17:08 GMT
#69
Potato Chips are considered a veggie but it is not like it is healthy DX
LaLLsc2
Profile Joined September 2010
United States502 Posts
November 19 2011 17:10 GMT
#70
On November 20 2011 02:05 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:53 Simberto wrote:
The most interesting thing about this Thread: It was started by someone from the Netherlands.


Almost all threads about sensationalized/misleading news stories about America are started by people from Europe. I'm guessing you can sell a lot of newspapers with tabloid journalism about what us crazy yankees are up to.


Rofl, what a broad generalization that can not be farther than the truth.. People are waking up at breakneck speeds.. The next 10 years will be filled with riots, starting in Europe, then here at home. The financial sector has royally fucked us.
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Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
November 19 2011 17:10 GMT
#71
I facepalmed hard when I first heard this news. Pizza sauce is nowhere near the same as eating a tomato...
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Keitzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2509 Posts
November 19 2011 17:10 GMT
#72
wow.

and to think anything beyond 1 food product (pizza is multiple food products imo) could be categorized
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RetoX
Profile Joined October 2010
Hong Kong252 Posts
November 19 2011 17:13 GMT
#73
i knew that i ate too muche vegetable last night !
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HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 19 2011 17:14 GMT
#74
Ahh, if only you could order double cheese on our veggies ^^
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RabidSeagull
Profile Joined December 2010
United States220 Posts
November 19 2011 17:15 GMT
#75
On November 20 2011 00:59 Xiphos wrote:
I always put on spinach on top when I'm making mine. If you can really use only dough (which serves for carbohydrates), proper tomato sauce and spinach (vegetables) and cheese (proteins, calcium). Then Pizza is actually pretty healthy coupled with some salad.

Kinda doubt that school cafeteria's are going to be making this type of pizza, though. The problem with this isn't necessarily that pizza is super unhealthy for you, it's that considering them a vegetable means that real vegetables will be taken off of the menu with the excuse that pizza counts as enough vegetables.
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Sovern
Profile Joined March 2011
United States312 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 17:16:11
November 19 2011 17:16 GMT
#76
Who cares about whether or not pizza can be considered "healthy". Some people live to eat and not eat to live and I cant blame them. The real problem is the people that think that they can eat whatever they want and not exercise.
arChieSC2
Profile Joined December 2010
Spain162 Posts
November 19 2011 17:18 GMT
#77
GO USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl comeon politicians i know u can do better HAHAHA
Hashishin613
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3 Posts
November 19 2011 17:19 GMT
#78
its not democracy... its Delissio
Crisium
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1618 Posts
November 19 2011 17:21 GMT
#79
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176



On November 20 2011 01:19 Conti wrote:
Of course, the whole thing is still ridiculous even if you take out the sensationalism. I just find the sensationalism in this case just as ridiculous. Not to mention that people get it backwards, anyhow: It's not about declaring pizza/tomato paste as vegetables, it's about preventing the bill from declaring less tomato sauce as vegetables. Tomato sauce already is being declared a vegetable.


I like how, despite these two posts, everyone still just chimes in by ringing the bells of sensationalism. Congress actually made a ruling that is good (0.5 TB as vegetables would have meant Pizza had more servings, and been even more ridiculous). Furthermore, Pizza is no more a vegetable than a bunch of Oreos with 2 tablespoons of tomato paste slapped on.

Oh, and I like how the "article" throws in some GOP bashing too. We already know other countries dislike them, but I'm not even sure why they were mentioned since the "article" doesn't state much of anything about the actual process of the bill and what it had to do with political parties.
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alypse
Profile Joined May 2010
2771 Posts
November 19 2011 17:22 GMT
#80
Meanwhile in America...
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 17:26:13
November 19 2011 17:25 GMT
#81
I get that it is getting classified as a vegetable because of the tomato sauce, but it's still idiotic because not only are tomatos fruits (as mentioned already), but congress's reasoning for putting this through is just to patch some hole they don't know how to deal with. Sure this will change numbers relating to health, but they're still advising pizza to be served as a replacement to actual veggies
On November 20 2011 01:40 TruthIsCold wrote:
You people act like you don't know how government works already.

Like when someone goes to the police station and comes out with bruises... it's called "falling."

Or when they decide to give raises to the public unions who are already earning more than the average tax payer.... they call it "fairness."

Invading other countries... "Defense."

This has nothing at all to do with the United States, it has to do with the fact that government is corrupt everywhere on the planet. But I get that making fun of the US is hip and shit.

Meanwhile you're just sitting here 'defending America' and not actually discussing the nature or reasoning behind anything in the article. You should probably be enforcing that point in this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=283242
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Thug[ro]
Profile Joined October 2005
Romania340 Posts
November 19 2011 17:26 GMT
#82
rofl stupid americans hahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

User was temp banned for this post.
Ferrose
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States11378 Posts
November 19 2011 17:28 GMT
#83
You don't have to eat it, you know. Thanks for starting a US bashing thread, guy from Netherlands.
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gds
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Iceland1391 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 17:31:24
November 19 2011 17:30 GMT
#84
I'm reading many articles to try to find the right percentage of US population that is obese since this mornng i heard on the radio that nowadays it's 66%. I cant believe if you walk on any US street almost 7 person over 10 you'll see are obese...
Can anyone confirm or invalidate this number because it looks unreal to me.
Crisium
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1618 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 17:35:44
November 19 2011 17:32 GMT
#85
They have been saying 33% for years. But our former masters in Britain are equally as fat (if not more so).

66% sounds closer to the amount that are either overweight or obese. There is a difference.

Imo, it's really down to aging. Most Americans age 40+ have a modest gut and are overweight, but certainly only a minority are actually "obese".

Or read this (don't forget the grain of salt, er I mean tablespoon of tomato paste):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States
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Neurosis
Profile Joined October 2010
United States893 Posts
November 19 2011 17:32 GMT
#86
On November 20 2011 02:30 gds wrote:
I'm reading many articles to try to find the right percentage of US population that is obese since this mornng i heard on the radio that nowadays it's 66%. I cant believe if you walk on any US street almost 7 person over 10 you'll see are obese...
Can anyone confirm or invalidate this number because it looks unreal to me.


It doesn't seem anywhere near that bad, at least not where I live.
TruthIsCold
Profile Joined November 2011
51 Posts
November 19 2011 17:37 GMT
#87
On November 20 2011 02:25 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 01:40 TruthIsCold wrote:
You people act like you don't know how government works already.

Like when someone goes to the police station and comes out with bruises... it's called "falling."

Or when they decide to give raises to the public unions who are already earning more than the average tax payer.... they call it "fairness."

Invading other countries... "Defense."

This has nothing at all to do with the United States, it has to do with the fact that government is corrupt everywhere on the planet. But I get that making fun of the US is hip and shit.

Meanwhile you're just sitting here 'defending America' and not actually discussing the nature or reasoning behind anything in the article. You should probably be enforcing that point in this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=283242


On November 20 2011 02:26 Thug[ro] wrote:
rofl stupid americans hahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

User was temp banned for this post.


I absolutely love that these two posts are right next to each other. I couldn't have planned it better myself.

There isn't much to discuss here, honestly. This thread wasn't made to discuss the nature of vegetables or sauce, it was made to make fun of the US. It's sad the moderators tolerate it so much. I've been scratching my head wondering why some of the posts on this site aren't getting warnings.
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Flamingo777
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1190 Posts
November 19 2011 17:38 GMT
#88
Regardless of what kind of foods are served in schools, kids are going to receive the vast amount of health-determining nutrition/malnutrition at their homes. Furthermore, there is nothing in the cafeteria that MAKES the child partake of the healthy food. That being said, the only place where we can ensure that the children actually get a legitimate opportunity to counteract foods which may be high in fat or calories is a quality physical education system and ample "recess" time for the kids to get out and exercise.
Crushgroove
Profile Joined July 2010
United States793 Posts
November 19 2011 17:42 GMT
#89
Our kids are fat as fatass... our adults are worse. Obesity because of people's laziness and ignorance is the NUMBER TWO cause of preventable death in the US. It is RAPIDLY catching up to smoking... and in 7 years will pass it at the rate its going. But don't worry, its cool. Our kids can eat pizza instead of leafy greens. Its the same thing right?

Fucking fatties. I'm so mad about this... I don't even.... arrrrgh.
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nam nam
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden4672 Posts
November 19 2011 17:44 GMT
#90
I wish pizza was a vegetable. Maybe if you believe it hard it enough it might happen.
PhiliBiRD
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2643 Posts
November 19 2011 17:47 GMT
#91
LOL. what a joke.
DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
November 19 2011 17:48 GMT
#92
But is a veggie a pizza?
slytown
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Korea (South)1411 Posts
November 19 2011 17:49 GMT
#93
On November 20 2011 00:56 hipsterHobbit wrote:
It's dumb in that schools are required to serve particular servings of this and that in the first place.

It's your job as a parent to make sure your kid eats healthy. If the school doesn't serve healthy food, then the onus is on you, where it should be.


That would be great if parents did their job.
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BroboCop
Profile Joined December 2010
United States373 Posts
November 19 2011 17:49 GMT
#94
although i agree that making pizza a vegetable is laughable, the article has a clear bias. And when the bias is that blatent, I would assume it is being blown out of proportions to some extent. Regardless, I think its hilarious.
Zocat
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2229 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 17:54:11
November 19 2011 17:52 GMT
#95
On November 20 2011 01:19 Conti wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 01:12 Grumbels wrote:
On November 20 2011 01:07 Conti wrote:
On November 20 2011 01:04 Catch]22 wrote:
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


Obviously not as fun!

Obviously. It's so much fun to see how easily people are manipulated by the media if they just affirm the people's stereotypes of others.

It's sensationalized, but still: the United States Congress gives in to pizza lobbyists that want them to count pizza as a serving of vegetables when feeding 5-15 year old children, effectively making them less healthy. Given that we know how much proper nutrition has a positive correlation with constructive behavior and good health, it's insane to have language such as this.

I would call that insane and well deserving of mockery, as they're still - in a way - counting pizza as a vegetable. Officially they're counting two spoons of tomato paste a vegetable, sure, and that's also quite silly as tomatoes are fruit and the paste used is quite sugary and only tomato-ish.

Of course, the whole thing is still ridiculous even if you take out the sensationalism. I just find the sensationalism in this case just as ridiculous. Not to mention that people get it backwards, anyhow: It's not about declaring pizza/tomato paste as vegetables, it's about preventing the bill from declaring less tomato sauce as vegetables. Tomato sauce already is being declared a vegetable.

People should pay attention to this, because the lobby groups are, in the end, only doing this to sell more pizzas to schools. But please, guys, get your facts straight.


It's not less tomato sauce as vegetables.
It's 2 tablespoons atm and they wanted to make it 0.5 CUPS. And half a cup is more then 2 tbs. Read your own link ffs....
So much about your "Get your facts straight".
mcht
Profile Joined December 2009
Germany201 Posts
November 19 2011 18:15 GMT
#96
this reminds me of http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1563697/
breakfast pizza anyone ? :D
Chewbacca.
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3634 Posts
November 19 2011 18:16 GMT
#97
On November 20 2011 01:20 superjoppe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 01:13 Chewbacca. wrote:
People who want to be healthy aren't going to eat a slice of pizza and say, well there is a serving of vegetables and fruit, guess I won't eat anymore

You think thats whats going on in the brain of young kids in school? When I was a kid I would eat pizza every day if I could. Letting kids do that however, is fucked up.


I know it is, but that is why as a parent if you want to be sure that your child is eating healthy food you pack them a lunch from home. Schools are always going to mainly have junk food available because junk food is cheaper, and if they have both junk food and healthy food the healthy food is ignored by most.
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 18:29:21
November 19 2011 18:21 GMT
#98
On November 20 2011 02:21 Crisium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176



Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 01:19 Conti wrote:
Of course, the whole thing is still ridiculous even if you take out the sensationalism. I just find the sensationalism in this case just as ridiculous. Not to mention that people get it backwards, anyhow: It's not about declaring pizza/tomato paste as vegetables, it's about preventing the bill from declaring less tomato sauce as vegetables. Tomato sauce already is being declared a vegetable.


I like how, despite these two posts, everyone still just chimes in by ringing the bells of sensationalism. Congress actually made a ruling that is good (0.5 TB as vegetables would have meant Pizza had more servings, and been even more ridiculous). Furthermore, Pizza is no more a vegetable than a bunch of Oreos with 2 tablespoons of tomato paste slapped on.

Oh, and I like how the "article" throws in some GOP bashing too. We already know other countries dislike them, but I'm not even sure why they were mentioned since the "article" doesn't state much of anything about the actual process of the bill and what it had to do with political parties.


Nobody ever said anything about 0.5tbsp of tomato paste = now a vegetable. They wanted to make it 8tbsp instead of 2, but decided not to, as far as I can see. This is a step in the wrong direction, because now, as before, eating a pizza also counts that you're getting a serving of vegetable. Which you're clearly not, at least not in the healthy sense.
Obviously if it were changed to 8tbsp, then a pizza wouldn't count as also coming with 1serving of vegetables, so it wouldn't be a valid option and may be phased out of school (gasp we can't have that)

Read your fucking sources people.

edit: on a sidenote, this quote fucking cracks me up
This agreement ensures that nutrient-rich vegetables such as potatoes, corn and peas will remain part of a balanced, healthy diet in federally funded school meals and recognizes the significant amounts of potassium, fiber and vitamins A and C provided by tomato paste, ensuring that students may continue to enjoy healthy meals such as pizza and pasta


Hear that? That's the collective sigh of USA giving up.
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Sideburn
Profile Joined August 2010
United States442 Posts
November 19 2011 18:26 GMT
#99
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


Please stop telling the truth and making sense. It's making it much harder to senselessly hate on the United States. Thanks.
D4V3Z02
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany693 Posts
November 19 2011 18:27 GMT
#100
Why did they make this step? Makes no sense at all..
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sVnteen
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2238 Posts
November 19 2011 18:34 GMT
#101
On November 20 2011 00:50 eshlow wrote:
U.S. Obesity health care costs currently exceed $147 billion.

But Congress thinks they are saving money by classifying pizza as a vegetable so they don't have to pay more money to get healthier foods in schools.

Makes sense to me.


makes sense if you or your children are not in school lol

this is just pretty ridiculous how can people even come up with that?
but anyways those people who want to stay healthy wont eat more pizza now just because its labled as a vegetable now i guess so its not that big of a deal if you are a grown up
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socommaster123
Profile Joined May 2010
United States578 Posts
November 19 2011 18:36 GMT
#102
wow im embarrassed to be an American
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Robstickle
Profile Joined April 2010
Great Britain406 Posts
November 19 2011 18:37 GMT
#103
On November 20 2011 03:27 D4V3Z02 wrote:
Why did they make this step? Makes no sense at all..


Because the frozen food industry lobbied for it, so that they could continue selling their crap to schools for school lunches.
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
November 19 2011 18:41 GMT
#104
Anyone who thinks forcing kids to eat healthy in school is going to work is delusional anyways. The kids will eat what they like, and if the school doesn't serve stuff they like it will simply get thrown out.

Of course, you can make healthy food that tastes great. The problem is that school food is already crappy while being stuff kids do like. Getting healthy school food to taste good is a pipe dream imo.
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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
November 19 2011 18:43 GMT
#105
sorry for the one liner but.


LOL!

User was temp banned for this post.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10356 Posts
November 19 2011 18:44 GMT
#106
On November 20 2011 03:27 D4V3Z02 wrote:
Why did they make this step? Makes no sense at all..


They didn't make any step. Tomato pasted already counted as a serving of vegetables and they were going to change it so that it didn't. It shows how easily people can be manipulated by the media that people will repeat things like "Congress declares pizza is a vegetable" when it's not even close to the truth.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
November 19 2011 18:48 GMT
#107
This is actually pretty ridiculous.
Just because it's a vegetable doesn't change what it does if you eat it.
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Sideburn
Profile Joined August 2010
United States442 Posts
November 19 2011 18:50 GMT
#108
On November 20 2011 03:44 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 03:27 D4V3Z02 wrote:
Why did they make this step? Makes no sense at all..


They didn't make any step. Tomato pasted already counted as a serving of vegetables and they were going to change it so that it didn't. It shows how easily people can be manipulated by the media that people will repeat things like "Congress declares pizza is a vegetable" when it's not even close to the truth.


No. You are wrong. Stupid americans think that pizza is a vegetable. hahaha so laughable. Dumb americans.That is why they are all so fat. Now I will go back to being from my irrelevant country with a population smaller than Mexico City.

User was temp banned for this post.
AutomatonOmega
Profile Joined February 2011
United States706 Posts
November 19 2011 18:55 GMT
#109
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176

They just need to throw some olives and bell peppers and onions on those sumbitches and then nobody can argue whether or not pizza is considered a serving of vegetables.

And that's it, it's 'serving of vegetables', not 'pizza is a vegetable'. Those of you that aren't from the United States using this as a reason to country bash need to fuck off.
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
November 19 2011 18:57 GMT
#110
Kids shouldn't be eating pizza period. The dough and cheese is stunting their growth.
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Zalitara
Profile Joined July 2011
Norway361 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 19:01:06
November 19 2011 18:58 GMT
#111
What the fuck happend to getting up 10 minutes earlier in the day and making yourself a healthy sandwitch you would bring to school? Why do you need a warm unhealthy meal in the middle of the day? Is it not normal in America to eat dinner when you get home?

The highschool I go to have a catine, even though a lot of people make their own lunch. In it you can buy different sandwitches, and monday-friday they make a warm meal that can be anything from fish to pizza. So I am taking some moral high ground here, but if people want a good lunch, steak some meat one day and put them cold on your luch with a salad. Tastier than pizza.
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10356 Posts
November 19 2011 19:02 GMT
#112
On November 20 2011 03:57 HowitZer wrote:
Kids shouldn't be eating pizza period. The dough and cheese is stunting their growth.


eh? care to elaborate on that?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 19:16:17
November 19 2011 19:14 GMT
#113
On November 20 2011 02:37 TruthIsCold wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 02:25 Grobyc wrote:
On November 20 2011 01:40 TruthIsCold wrote:
You people act like you don't know how government works already.

Like when someone goes to the police station and comes out with bruises... it's called "falling."

Or when they decide to give raises to the public unions who are already earning more than the average tax payer.... they call it "fairness."

Invading other countries... "Defense."

This has nothing at all to do with the United States, it has to do with the fact that government is corrupt everywhere on the planet. But I get that making fun of the US is hip and shit.

Meanwhile you're just sitting here 'defending America' and not actually discussing the nature or reasoning behind anything in the article. You should probably be enforcing that point in this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=283242


Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 02:26 Thug[ro] wrote:
rofl stupid americans hahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

User was temp banned for this post.


I absolutely love that these two posts are right next to each other. I couldn't have planned it better myself.

There isn't much to discuss here, honestly. This thread wasn't made to discuss the nature of vegetables or sauce, it was made to make fun of the US. It's sad the moderators tolerate it so much. I've been scratching my head wondering why some of the posts on this site aren't getting warnings.

Well I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree then. I think there is potential for proper discussion behind this, and I'm clearly not the only one since there are multiple people here posting in a civil manner. It's a shame that some people come in here and either simply bash the US or whine about people bashing the US. It's those people that manage to get the thread closed (as well as conversations like this now); the moderators simply allow the opportunity to not completely fucked it up. That post after mine you quoted demonstrates that as well. There isn't a lack of American moderators either, so I think that also goes to show something.
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Zocat
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2229 Posts
November 19 2011 19:22 GMT
#114
On November 20 2011 03:55 AutomatonOmega wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176

They just need to throw some olives and bell peppers and onions on those sumbitches and then nobody can argue whether or not pizza is considered a serving of vegetables.

And that's it, it's 'serving of vegetables', not 'pizza is a vegetable'. Those of you that aren't from the United States using this as a reason to country bash need to fuck off.


"In America 2tbs of tomato paste count as a vegetable"
Still funny and enough fuel for people to bash America if they want
Hister
Profile Joined June 2010
United States89 Posts
November 19 2011 19:45 GMT
#115
This is stupid to say the least I can eat chocolate covered strawberry but I wouldn't dare call that my daily serving of fruit. This is a very American idea though people will eat a salad then feel that it will be okay if they can eat dessert.
Jarmam
Profile Joined June 2010
Denmark140 Posts
November 19 2011 19:54 GMT
#116
Absurd thin-skinnedness has claimed a potentially excellent thread as its victim, turning it into what could easily have been a series of quotes from an average DotA game where all the players have been forced to watch Jack and Jill - after a weekend marathon of Catwoman.

It's a shame, really, for there are a lot of goodies in this whole chirade. Anything from blatantly insane laws to provably incorrect article headlines spreadling like wildfire to how exactly these law processes even function - but no. We cant ever have nice things if touchy subjects like ethics, religion or a mentioning of the US are involved.
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KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
November 19 2011 19:54 GMT
#117
I'm both disgusted that Americans are dumb enough to think Pizza is a vegetable, but i'm also happy for the kids who will get Pizza in school more often.
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Zeke50100
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2220 Posts
November 19 2011 19:54 GMT
#118
I just want to say in this thread that, while this is ridiculously stupid, tomato actually can be and is considered a vegetable. The term "vegetable" itself doesn't have any scientific merit, and is entirely a culinary term by itself. While botanically a fruit, there is no rule that demands that fruits cannot be considered vegetable (and, in fact, they aren't mutually exclusive at all).

But it's still stupid to try and legitimatize the junk they serve in schools as "food" >.<
Lumi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1612 Posts
November 19 2011 19:55 GMT
#119
This is hilariously stupid. Inspired me to start a new blog: http://lolhumans.tumblr.com
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tarian
Profile Joined August 2010
United States67 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 20:05:45
November 19 2011 19:56 GMT
#120
On November 20 2011 00:55 Conti wrote:
No, that's not correct.

This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176

As I read the replies of this thread, it's funny how many people don't know this info. Thanks for this... hope more people read since I'm quoting it.

On November 20 2011 05:00 Maand wrote:
Most entertaining are reactions of people who actually think, that US Congress indeed claimed pizza a vegetable

Agreed, very entertaining, but also sad.
Latrommi
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States222 Posts
November 19 2011 19:57 GMT
#121
Seriously? This isn't how to raise the overall health of the nation. Now people can justify their obsession with pizza even more by just telling everyone "oh, its a vegetable" and being okay with it.
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Maand
Profile Joined April 2010
326 Posts
November 19 2011 20:00 GMT
#122
Most entertaining are reactions of people who actually think, that US Congress indeed claimed pizza a vegetable

Unless anything covered in 2tbs of tomato paste is considered vegetable I don't see a problem at all. I've heard that potato paste maintains potato nutritious values rather well.
DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
November 19 2011 20:14 GMT
#123
On November 20 2011 04:57 Latrommi wrote:
Seriously? This isn't how to raise the overall health of the nation. Now people can justify their obsession with pizza even more by just telling everyone "oh, its a vegetable" and being okay with it.


Pretty sure someone who would stoop that low or be that stupid could find other excuses to eat pizza...
Robstickle
Profile Joined April 2010
Great Britain406 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 20:51:55
November 19 2011 20:15 GMT
#124
On November 20 2011 03:26 Conti wrote:
This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


You misread that article.

The USDA wanted half a CUP, which is more than you find on a pizza, not half a tablespoon of tomato sauce to be counted as a serving of a vegetable, the bill that was just voted on stopped that from being implemented, keeping it down at two tablespoons. Hence people saying that congress has ruled pizza to be a vegetable, which in the context of school lunches, they have done. If they hadn't passed the bill, it would have gone up to half a cup, which would have made pizza not a vegetable.

It annoys me that this post is going to be ignored and people are going to keep treating your post as if it's made of gold.
Zeke50100
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2220 Posts
November 19 2011 20:17 GMT
#125
On November 20 2011 05:15 Robstickle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 03:26 Sideburn wrote:
This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


You need to read your own article.

The USDA wanted half a CUP, which is more than you find on a pizza, not have a tablespoon of tomato sauce to be counted as a serving of a vegetable, the bill that was just voted on stopped that from being implemented, keeping it down at two tablespoons. Hence people saying that congress has ruled pizza to be a vegetable, which in the context of school lunches, they have done. If they hadn't allowed this, it would have gone up to half a cup, which would have made pizza not a vegetable.

It annoys me that this post is going to be ignored and people are going to keep treating your post as if it's made of gold.


I didn't ignore your post :D Reading articles is always a good idea, even if someone has good intention when providing summaries.
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 20:21:26
November 19 2011 20:20 GMT
#126
Shouldnt it be "contains vegetables" instead of "being a vegetable". As far as i know, Pizza's doesnt grow freely in nature and shouldnt be called a vegetable. If they wanna call it a vegetable dish then go ahead but not a vegetable

If i throw a slice of tomato on top of my burger it doesnt make it a vegetable, it makes it a... hamburger with some vegetables ><
Robstickle
Profile Joined April 2010
Great Britain406 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 20:28:02
November 19 2011 20:22 GMT
#127
On November 20 2011 05:17 Zeke50100 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 05:15 Robstickle wrote:
On November 20 2011 03:26 Sideburn wrote:
This is about whether tomato paste should count as vegetables or not. The whole "Pizzas are now vegetable!" meme is a pure invention. In fact, two table spoons of tomato paste already count as vegetable, so by the media's logic, pizzas already are vegetables.

The new bill initially proposed to change "2 tablespoons of tomato paste counts as vegetable" to "0.5 tablespoons counts as vegetable", but now they're back to the status quo (2 tablespoons instead of 0.5). That is all.

But of course it's much more fun to claim that the US now declares pizza a vegetable. People will go to your news site to read about that, regardless of whether it is a made-up fantasy or not.

(Edit: Oops, forgot the source: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZy7qHYu4-qXuTWRJm192734Gs6w?docId=6b9a38b3ae5c40979b7be9ba8f1ac176


You need to read your own article.

The USDA wanted half a CUP, which is more than you find on a pizza, not have a tablespoon of tomato sauce to be counted as a serving of a vegetable, the bill that was just voted on stopped that from being implemented, keeping it down at two tablespoons. Hence people saying that congress has ruled pizza to be a vegetable, which in the context of school lunches, they have done. If they hadn't allowed this, it would have gone up to half a cup, which would have made pizza not a vegetable.

It annoys me that this post is going to be ignored and people are going to keep treating your post as if it's made of gold.


I didn't ignore your post :D Reading articles is always a good idea, even if someone has good intention when providing summaries.




I seriously recommend everyone does read the article Conti posted by the way, it lays out the other things this bill has done for the frozen food industry. The other main thing being that the USDA wanted to restrict starchy foods (fries and the like) to two servings a week.

But of course, people will continue to accuse others of American bashing, instead of looking at how congress just screwed American children.
Son of Gnome
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States777 Posts
November 19 2011 20:25 GMT
#128
'Merica... :D
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Roeder
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark735 Posts
November 19 2011 20:26 GMT
#129
I just ordered a vegetable from my favourite vegetable place.
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WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
November 19 2011 20:27 GMT
#130
I love how almost no one in here undestand what the fuck they are talking about, but still love to express their uninformed opinion vehemently.
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MaV_gGSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada1345 Posts
November 19 2011 20:31 GMT
#131
I don't... I just don't understand. Meh at least I can say that I eat my vegetables :D
Life's good :D
Befree
Profile Joined April 2010
695 Posts
November 19 2011 20:46 GMT
#132
I absolutely hate this type of sensationalist "news reporting." The stupidity, the ignorance, the complete disregard for what is actually important. These reporters who try so hard with lines like "Who needs leafy greens and carrots when pizza and french fries will do?" only embarrass the profession. They delude themselves into thinking they're a part of some sort of modern day muckraking, when all they do is write meaningless sensationalist articles purely intended attract the attention of masses with their simplified narratives, dumbed down enough that any person out there thinks they understand the issue by reading a few of their lines.

And to clear up one of the very simple logical errors in this story and the interpretations. When something doesn't change, you can't view that which was already there as a change just because it was not changed. So to fix your title, while still preserving the sensationalist simplified stupidity of it, it should read "Pizza is still a vegetable (well in the US it is)"

There are deep issues with public school cafeterias, and there are deep issues with the incentives of food industries not being in line with public health. But articles on subjects like this do nothing to help either. They simplify the issue and disguise it as "politicians are dumb sellouts and the food industry is evil." It only addresses a symptom, but not the cause.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5225 Posts
November 19 2011 20:47 GMT
#133
I'm gonna go order myself some vegetable right now.
Buffinator
Profile Joined November 2011
United States9 Posts
November 19 2011 20:51 GMT
#134
Pizza a vegetable who would ever have thought that??? Pizza is actually healthier then some foods that are out there these days it all depends whats on it.
Alethios
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
New Zealand2765 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 20:54:55
November 19 2011 20:53 GMT
#135
I've recently been watching Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution. He's trying to change the menus in schools to be healthier, but unsurprisingly is up against a lot of resistance. On one episode it's revealed that the USDA classifies french fries as vegetables as well. Worth a watch:

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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 20:57:50
November 19 2011 20:56 GMT
#136
That little abortion jab in the beginning was completely unnecessary, can't believe a sane newspaper editor would let that by.

But I'm glad those Congressmen have our best interests in mind with that categorization. 2 tablespoons of processed tomato paste... should not be considered a vegetable.
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taLbuk
Profile Joined April 2010
Madagascar1879 Posts
November 19 2011 21:00 GMT
#137
yes, its stupid, but its not like they are saying pizza is a vegetable, it is saying that it has a serving of vegetables in the tomato paste. either way its stupid as hell, but not as stupid as people going "lol they think pizza is a vegetable"
charcute
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada419 Posts
November 19 2011 21:02 GMT
#138
On November 20 2011 05:56 Newbistic wrote:
That little abortion jab in the beginning was completely unnecessary, can't believe a sane newspaper editor would let that by.

But I'm glad those Congressmen have our best interests in mind with that categorization. 2 tablespoons of processed tomato paste... should not be considered a vegetable.


oyu are right, tomatoes are fruits!
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Seam
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1093 Posts
November 19 2011 21:03 GMT
#139
As someone who is a major fan of Pizza....

Wtf? -_-

How....can they....
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BreakfastBurrito
Profile Joined November 2011
United States893 Posts
November 19 2011 21:04 GMT
#140
I laughed soo hard at the write-up, and the situation in general... love my country sometimes!!!!
pizza CAN be healthy, but I remember eating that elementary school pizza and it was just awful, tasted like cardboard topped with rubber...no way it had nutritional value......
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lvlashimaro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States91 Posts
November 19 2011 21:08 GMT
#141
Two tablespoons of tomato paste is not a vegetable. It's disgusting how this bill passed. What else does the pizza count as? Butter? Bleached flour? The amount of "vegetabe" on the pizza is so minimal relative to the rest of the ingredients that this is just a slap in the face to the health of America's youth. Can't wait to see the life expectancy to lower down to the age of 40 here (exaggeration). So much for the future.
But really, what example is this showing the kids? If they start to think "Well the government says it's a vegetable", it'll clearly stick in their minds. As time passes, there will be "justifiable" reasons on why pizza really is a vegetable-based food, and dare I say, deem pizza healthy! Of course there's healthy pizza, but honestly, if anyone has seen an American school cafeteria, it's usually drowning in its own fat. =/
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K9GM3
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands116 Posts
November 19 2011 21:09 GMT
#142
This one time, I was on skiing vacation in Switzerland near the Italian border. We stopped for lunch somewhere, and they served pizzas. We all agreed to order pizza, and my eye was on the Pizza Végétarienne: eggplant, zucchini, mushrooms and radicchio.

So I order that, and (no joke) the waiter brings me a pizza with carrots, cauliflower and broccoli.
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LinYu)Fury
Profile Joined September 2003
Norway200 Posts
November 19 2011 21:11 GMT
#143
Only in America, lol :p
Vei
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2845 Posts
November 19 2011 21:13 GMT
#144
i've always been saying the corn lobby/food lobby is more powerful than the oil ones.

fuck this shitttt
www.justin.tv/veisc2 ~ 720p + commentary
Velocirapture
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States983 Posts
November 19 2011 21:15 GMT
#145
On November 20 2011 06:02 charcute wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 05:56 Newbistic wrote:
That little abortion jab in the beginning was completely unnecessary, can't believe a sane newspaper editor would let that by.

But I'm glad those Congressmen have our best interests in mind with that categorization. 2 tablespoons of processed tomato paste... should not be considered a vegetable.


oyu are right, tomatoes are fruits!


This is both true and a hilarious response. If somebody is trying to justify poor eating habits then they will find a way. Is a deep fried banana still a banana? Sure it is, but its not what most would consider healthy. There is no reason to not classify a certain amount of tomato product as equivalent to eating a fruit if they have similar nutritional benefits, but there is no reason to then smear it on bread with cheese and call it healthy.
Kuja
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States1759 Posts
November 19 2011 21:16 GMT
#146
Lawl at dumb people who read tittle and think they know everything on the issue. 2tbs of tomato sauce counted as vegetables before and it does now also, not like anything changed. people are dumb.
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henkel
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands146 Posts
November 19 2011 21:20 GMT
#147
putting pineapple on pizaa is almost the same as genocide....

think this is indeed just sensational tabloid news.
They made the right decision, best would be to stop seeing tomato souse as a vegetible
I would never consider tomato souse a vegetable...
i try to eat 200 grams of vegies a day.
Frozen stuf doesn't count for me, it kinda feels like i am cheating
Phobbers
Profile Joined May 2011
773 Posts
November 19 2011 21:24 GMT
#148
On November 20 2011 06:16 Kuja wrote:
Lawl at dumb people who read tittle and think they know everything on the issue. 2tbs of tomato sauce counted as vegetables before and it does now also, not like anything changed. people are dumb.

You're completely wrong sir. Maybe two table spoons of tomato sauce alone is a vegetable, but now they classified pizza itself a vegetable because of the sauce. As someone stated earlier, it was just a way to spend less money on healthier foods in schools.

EG/C9/ALL/TSM
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
November 19 2011 21:24 GMT
#149
A school cafeteria seems like a good way to raise funds for the school, in which case whatever sells well.... Why though, are any parents stupid enough to encourage their children to eat it, or to not actively discourage them from eating it? If parents are really so concerned with their children's health, which they are apparently not, then the solution is rather straight forward. What the government's responsibility is in arbitrarily labelling food as "a portion" of this or that I don't understand in the least. It should be entirely obvious to anyone, as the negative responses to school lunch pizza in this thread demonstrate, whether frozen fast food is healthy or not in complete disregard of any government mandate. Ignore the government, use your own judgement. And while you're at it, stop holding any expectations at all of the government in their issuing of such mandates, it only encourages them.
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Scap
Profile Joined October 2010
United States60 Posts
November 19 2011 21:28 GMT
#150
If you don't like it...send your kids to school with a bagged lunch? The problem I suppose is for the poorer families who can't afford to do so.
I'm confused though, I always got a side of "salad" from my school whenever I got my pizza (Friday was pizza day! The best day of the week. And the only day I didn't bring in soup or a sandwich). Would this mean that now schools can SKIP that because the vegetables are now counted as a part of the pizza? Because I don't think that's smart...
Batssa
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States154 Posts
November 19 2011 21:32 GMT
#151
Heh. I know the meme because it's a song that people use in China to facilitate teaching English. Heard it for the first time as a bunch of Chinese-English teachers were discussing songs to help teach a particular lesson. Never listened to the song as a kid, but apparently it's what a lot of non-Americans consider Americans to actually partake in. Can't really stop a world from believing something it wants to, "Ah fuck it, pizza is a vegetable." No use arguing.
MotherOfRunes
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany2862 Posts
November 19 2011 21:46 GMT
#152
HILARIOUS.....thats the usa i love....i remember this documentary where they show a elemental school somewhere in the usa, which has a lot of fast food for sale to the children....they interviewed one of them eating french fries everyday....it said :"its healthy because potatoes are vegetables" this is what it got told by its parents. altough potatoes really are vegetables, you get the point. thats how your kids are raised in america....good luck in the future....if your country has one.....
the american goverment wants their people to be stupid, because if the majority wouldnt be stupid, there would be alot more riots going on against all the shit your goverment is doing every day

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forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
November 19 2011 21:47 GMT
#153
On November 20 2011 06:04 BreakfastBurrito wrote:
I laughed soo hard at the write-up, and the situation in general... love my country sometimes!!!!
pizza CAN be healthy, but I remember eating that elementary school pizza and it was just awful, tasted like cardboard topped with rubber...no way it had nutritional value......


At our school they actually told the kids the pizza was from Godfathers to make them "feel better" about it. Those were the days.
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Disarm22
Profile Joined January 2011
United States151 Posts
November 19 2011 21:48 GMT
#154
this is why too many ppl in the US are obese. It disgusts me to be american sometimes.
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Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
November 19 2011 21:49 GMT
#155
Completely nonsensical excuse to support food lobbyists.
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
November 19 2011 21:50 GMT
#156
On November 20 2011 06:24 Phobbers wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 06:16 Kuja wrote:
Lawl at dumb people who read tittle and think they know everything on the issue. 2tbs of tomato sauce counted as vegetables before and it does now also, not like anything changed. people are dumb.

You're completely wrong sir. Maybe two table spoons of tomato sauce alone is a vegetable, but now they classified pizza itself a vegetable because of the sauce. As someone stated earlier, it was just a way to spend less money on healthier foods in schools.



Food in American public schools was already absolutely awful in many places when I went to school. That it's getting worse is just completely ridiculous, especially since it affects poor families who rely on reduced price/free lunches the most.
Logic is Overrated
0neder
Profile Joined July 2009
United States3733 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 21:58:47
November 19 2011 21:56 GMT
#157
On November 20 2011 00:56 FallDownMarigold wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:50 eshlow wrote:
U.S. Obesity health care costs currently exceed $147 billion.

But Congress thinks they are saving money by classifying pizza as a vegetable so they don't have to pay more money to get healthier foods in schools.

Makes sense to me.


Not arguing with you, but I actually learned that obesity is not a major contributing factor to rising health care costs in the US. There is a good bit of evidence that it in fact only accounts for a negligible increase in rising health care costs in the US. The primary factor in rising health care costs in the US is over consumption of medical technologies/treatment and health care products.

As someone who worked in the healthcare industry for a while, I think this man speaks the truth. I am curious where the $147 billion figure comes from, as well. Often, optimistic guesses are rationalized in the name of awareness and promotion.

I doubt cafeteria pizza has changed much from my elementary school days in the late 80s. 75% nasty cheese, 20% uncooked dough, and 5% toppings/sauce. This is why good parenting is essential. No amount of laws can create morals to govern society, but internalized morals can help people govern themselves.
Neb1000
Profile Joined January 2011
United States183 Posts
November 19 2011 22:03 GMT
#158
On November 20 2011 06:20 henkel wrote:
putting pineapple on pizaa is almost the same as genocide....

think this is indeed just sensational tabloid news.
They made the right decision, best would be to stop seeing tomato souse as a vegetible
I would never consider tomato souse a vegetable...
i try to eat 200 grams of vegies a day.
Frozen stuf doesn't count for me, it kinda feels like i am cheating

WTF are you talking about, pineapple pizza is amazing.
arbitrageur
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia1202 Posts
November 19 2011 22:27 GMT
#159
well that's one super high sodium vegetable. Politicians are fucking retarded.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
November 19 2011 22:39 GMT
#160
French Fries are also a vegetable.
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Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
November 19 2011 22:47 GMT
#161
Pizza doesn't contain vegetables unless you're putting vegetables on top of them. Tomatoes are fruit.

My country is silly.
Zooper31
Profile Joined May 2009
United States5710 Posts
November 19 2011 22:48 GMT
#162
Time to feel good about eating that chicken alfredo pizza now.
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Brees
Profile Joined January 2010
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
November 19 2011 22:49 GMT
#163
when is this thread gonna get closed/renamed? it was shown on the first page with a source that the title/article is completely misleading.
Brees on in
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 22:53:10
November 19 2011 22:52 GMT
#164
On November 20 2011 00:56 hipsterHobbit wrote:
It's dumb in that schools are required to serve particular servings of this and that in the first place.

It's your job as a parent to make sure your kid eats healthy. If the school doesn't serve healthy food, then the onus is on you, where it should be.

errrr... what? of course schools should be required to follow certain standards in what food they provide... what planet are you from? + Show Spoiler +
lol, planet usa


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MethodSC
Profile Joined December 2010
United States928 Posts
November 19 2011 22:53 GMT
#165
Sensationalist media? Nah, more like sensationalist world.
Aberu
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States968 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-19 22:59:47
November 19 2011 22:53 GMT
#166
Actually the tomato paste based pizza sauce on the pizza is considered a vegetable. The media likes to SAY that they called the whole slice of pizza a vegetable, but the tomato paste is considered a vegetable, since it has a substantial amount of your daily servings of vegetable in it. And this one slice of pizza isn't going to hurt kids. What really hurts kids is all the damned soda dispensers which parents have to give them x amount of dollars everyday to afford, parents giving them cellphones so they don't pay attention in class, parents not keeping a close eye on what they are doing so they go off and do drugs, and parents not giving a shit if their kids skip class. Oh and parents being lazy and giving them fast food all the time instead of cooking for them, preparing sack lunches in the morning, etc.. like my mom. My mom worked full-time and still found the time to watch over us sufficiently. There are more problems in the school than kids getting a slice of pizza on occasion.

On November 20 2011 07:47 Sinensis wrote:
Pizza doesn't contain vegetables unless you're putting vegetables on top of them. Tomatoes are fruit.

My country is silly.



"While it is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes (as well as by the United States Supreme Court, see Nix v. Hedden), which has caused some confusion. The fruit is rich in lycopene, which may have beneficial health effects."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato

"Lycopene may be the most powerful carotenoid quencher of singlet oxygen,[20] being 100 times more efficient in test tube studies of singlet-oxygen quenching action than vitamin E, which in turn has 125 times the quenching action of glutathione (water soluble)[citation needed]. Singlet oxygen produced during exposure to ultraviolet light is a primary cause of skin aging.[21]
Given its antioxidant properties, substantial scientific and clinical research has been devoted to a possible correlation between lycopene consumption and general health. Early research suggested some amelioration of cardiovascular disease, cancer, diabetes, osteoporosis, and even male infertility.[22]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopene#Antioxidant_properties_and_potential_health_benefits

BUT GET THOSE FUCKING TOMATOES OUT OF MY KIDS FOOD! NOW!

lol


Furthermore, a potato is botanically a vegetable, but culinarily speaking a "starch" now you know a potato is not STARCH per se, but it is a "starch" and that line of thinking would obviously be accepted by you correct? Do you think kids can replace their vegetables in their diet with starches (potatoes) and be healthy? Obviously not, so knock it off, it's classification as a fruit is botanical symantics, nothing more.
srsly
anzient
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark119 Posts
November 19 2011 23:03 GMT
#167
That healthy "vegetable" tomato sauce filled with sugar

Rofl..
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LanTAs
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1091 Posts
November 19 2011 23:04 GMT
#168
I need to leave this country asap.
Hypertension
Profile Joined April 2011
United States802 Posts
November 19 2011 23:09 GMT
#169
The crazy thing is that this won't save any money. Vegetable are dirt cheap, probably the cheapest food you can buy. It just makes the food companies feel better about themselves, that somehow the food scientists at Congress have signed off on their so called healthy lunches.
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DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
November 19 2011 23:09 GMT
#170
GG fat people, no re
Iodem
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1173 Posts
November 19 2011 23:14 GMT
#171
Meanwhile, Europe isn't much better off:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html

EU officials concluded that, following a three-year investigation, there was no evidence to prove the previously undisputed fact.

Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which comes into force in the UK next month.

Last night, critics claimed the EU was at odds with both science and common sense. Conservative MEP Roger Helmer said: “This is stupidity writ large.

“The euro is burning, the EU is falling apart and yet here they are: highly-paid, highly-pensioned officials worrying about the obvious qualities of water and trying to deny us the right to say what is patently true.

“If ever there were an episode which demonstrates the folly of the great European project then this is it.”


I swear, the whole western economy is going to hell in a hand basket and governments are too concerned over whether pizza is a vegetable or water can prevent dehydration. Are they even trying?
If you don't like it, you can quit.
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
November 19 2011 23:24 GMT
#172
On November 20 2011 07:49 Brees wrote:
when is this thread gonna get closed/renamed? it was shown on the first page with a source that the title/article is completely misleading.


Not that misleading... Here's the list of events for those too lazy to read the article (apparently everyone)

-School pizza apparently comes with 2tbsp of tomato paste.
-This 2tbsp of tomato paste is considered a vegetable, and thus this pizza slice comes with a serving of vegetables. This is important because federally subsidized meals must have certain amount of vegetables or they cannot be served
-USDA comes along and says "yo wtf this is dumb, we want 8tbsp of tomato paste to qualify as a vegetable, 2tbsp is not enough"
-Frozen food lobbyists realize that if this went unchallenged, then pizza would not be able to be served in schools anymore. This isn't good because they want money; who cares about the children's health.
-So they do what they do best, lobby, and no change happens. 2tbsp of tomato paste is still a vegetable, pizza can still be served, and children can still get fat. Oh and they call pizza a healthy food as well.
-Yay.
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Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
November 19 2011 23:31 GMT
#173
On November 20 2011 08:14 Iodem wrote:
Meanwhile, Europe isn't much better off:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html

Show nested quote +
EU officials concluded that, following a three-year investigation, there was no evidence to prove the previously undisputed fact.

Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which comes into force in the UK next month.

Last night, critics claimed the EU was at odds with both science and common sense. Conservative MEP Roger Helmer said: “This is stupidity writ large.

“The euro is burning, the EU is falling apart and yet here they are: highly-paid, highly-pensioned officials worrying about the obvious qualities of water and trying to deny us the right to say what is patently true.

“If ever there were an episode which demonstrates the folly of the great European project then this is it.”


I swear, the whole western economy is going to hell in a hand basket and governments are too concerned over whether pizza is a vegetable or water can prevent dehydration. Are they even trying?


I have a strong feeling that the news outlets choosing to cover this (not that many) are taking things completely out of context to try to make a story out of nothing.

Even just reading the article you posted, they are banning putting it on bottles as a matter of public policy because apparently most cases of serious dehydration are not remedied by drinking water - but rather by addressing the underlying disease or illness causing the dehydration.

Classic case of journalists trying to make news out of nothing. You should read it as a kind of entertaining idea and story, but don't take it too seriously.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
Swwww
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Switzerland812 Posts
November 19 2011 23:32 GMT
#174
What I don't even... what.... My brain is full of fuck..

How is 2tbsp of tomato paste making something a vegetable and not a fruit?
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m1rk3
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada412 Posts
November 19 2011 23:40 GMT
#175
In America, anything is possible. It's the American dream!
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Remb
Profile Joined August 2011
United States190 Posts
November 19 2011 23:42 GMT
#176
I agree with the ideas that were hidden behind the extremely exaggerated sensationalism. It's practically misleading.

Post a news writer who isn't complete garbage please.
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Rylaji
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden580 Posts
November 19 2011 23:49 GMT
#177
America never fails to entertain! =)
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mbsupermario
Profile Joined July 2010
United States101 Posts
November 19 2011 23:53 GMT
#178
You do realize that attention like this is the exact reason why the media is getting out of control? It's only sensationalized because people blow it out of proportion. Seriously, what school DOESN'T serve fucking pizza for lunch? Surely, if we abolish pizza from our diet, all of the fatasses of the world will disappear!

Not one fuck was given that day.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
November 19 2011 23:58 GMT
#179
Sure it's sensationalized to shit, and won't mean any kind of change whatsoever, but it does say something about American politicians.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
EienShinwa
Profile Joined May 2010
United States655 Posts
November 20 2011 00:01 GMT
#180
I absolutely love how our tax money is being used.. On deciding whether or not fucking pizza is a vegetable or not. Fuck me.
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valheru
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia966 Posts
November 20 2011 00:02 GMT
#181
Uh...what? What the shit? Did I read that hilariously wrong? Does it really say that pizza is, according to US congress, a vegetable like carrots or potatoes?
I reject your reality and substitute my own
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
November 20 2011 00:03 GMT
#182
Damn we're fat
mbsupermario
Profile Joined July 2010
United States101 Posts
November 20 2011 00:04 GMT
#183
Because it's not like that with politicians everywhere? The only reason shit like this gets attention is because foreigners LOVE to HATE America.

Pizza is not the reason people get fat. McDonalds is not the reason people get fat. A lack of moderation is why people get fat.
eohs
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States677 Posts
November 20 2011 00:05 GMT
#184
Its amazing what our government does to cut corners so fcuking dumb ... I am sorry the rest of the world for some of these American DUMBASS that we have live here no excuse for this lol.
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L3gendary
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada1470 Posts
November 20 2011 00:06 GMT
#185
Pretty dumb but pizza shouldn't be removed from school lunches. I think schools should be forced to have healthy options but that doesn't mean everything that isn't healthy or doesn't have x servings of vegetables needs to be removed.
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John Madden
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
American Samoa894 Posts
November 20 2011 00:08 GMT
#186
I'm gonna move to America to live with my dear John Madden and Pizza Fruit.
FOOTBALL
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
November 20 2011 00:09 GMT
#187
I'll quote something I read in a website.

"If I put carrot in my curry, is it a vegetable now?"

Logic.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
iloveav
Profile Joined November 2008
Poland1478 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 00:14:07
November 20 2011 00:09 GMT
#188
Guys... Every country sucks in some ways. The main reason is Politics are corrupt everywhere.Why the hell do you think cigarettes are legal and Canabis is not? Becouse canabis gives you Weird ideas, so you are more difficult to control, while cigarettes lower your life expectancy, so you will not recive your monetary support for long (dont know how you call in english the money that you are given once yu are too old to work).

All those things are based on the same crap: Treat people like a whole (not like individuals), and factor them as benefit or a cost.

Anyone who even considers this idea will notice that its OBVIOUS, not some sort of rumor or consiracy.
If yu look at JFK or Clinton, both short termed their time in power, and both were doing something that seemed good.

You would be amazed if you googled a bit the things out there. For instance, Global warming, where it started, how, how it was denied. Programed Obsolecence. Im guesssing there are quite more, but i decided its better to live dumb and happy than smart and sad/angry especially when a single human would have 0 influence on the sstem that rules us called sociaty.

The reason why good politicians have no chance is becouse bad ones will use BAD STUFF to beat them...
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aderum
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Sweden1459 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 00:15:15
November 20 2011 00:12 GMT
#189
haha, i guess the whole "pizza is a vegatable" is a bit over the top, but, this shit is hilarious
Crazy people dont sit around and wonder if they are insane
pPingu
Profile Joined September 2011
Switzerland2892 Posts
November 20 2011 00:16 GMT
#190
Tomatoes aren't even vegetables :/

And why did they decide that? Was it like "kids don't eat enough vegetables, but every doctor says vegetables are really important to eat. So pizza will be a vegetable so kids will eat a lot of vegetables and it will be good for them" or what?
bloodorc44
Profile Joined January 2011
United States31 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 00:24:16
November 20 2011 00:22 GMT
#191
Can we get this thread renamed/closed please? The title is extremely misleading and as such is leading non-americans off on wild circle jerks about how much the USA sucks.

Furthermore, while tomatoes are indeed considered fruits by a botanist, they are most definitely considered vegetables in the kitchen.
LinYu)Fury
Profile Joined September 2003
Norway200 Posts
November 20 2011 00:31 GMT
#192
oh c'mon bloodorc44 :p Can't you see how extremly funny this really is? :p seriously roflmao :D
aderum
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Sweden1459 Posts
November 20 2011 00:31 GMT
#193
On November 20 2011 09:22 bloodorc44 wrote:
Can we get this thread renamed/closed please? The title is extremely misleading and as such is leading non-americans off on wild circle jerks about how much the USA sucks.

Furthermore, while tomatoes are indeed considered fruits by a botanist, they are most definitely considered vegetables in the kitchen.



Yeah i agree that its a bit cirkle jerkie, but the title in it self isnt the problem, its more that the OP doesnt explain what really was voted on ^^
Crazy people dont sit around and wonder if they are insane
aderum
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Sweden1459 Posts
November 20 2011 00:35 GMT
#194
On November 20 2011 09:04 mbsupermario wrote:
Because it's not like that with politicians everywhere? The only reason shit like this gets attention is because foreigners LOVE to HATE America.

Pizza is not the reason people get fat. McDonalds is not the reason people get fat. A lack of moderation is why people get fat.


"foreigners" doesn't love to hate America. We just laugh at some of the things your government do/decide. I know that Americans are great people and friendly as hell, but sometimes you government is pretty messed up (yes even when compared to the rest of the "civilized" world),

Crazy people dont sit around and wonder if they are insane
sheaRZerg
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States613 Posts
November 20 2011 00:37 GMT
#195
You mean all that free pizza I ate throughout college was good for me?

Who is even the lobbyist behind this? I wouldn't have expected tomato farmers to pull much political weight (would be less surprised by corn-syrup to be labeled a vegetable that pizza. The fact that the government throws money at research for corn-ethanol to "protect the environment" is a good example of this.)

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Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
November 20 2011 00:37 GMT
#196
Technically pizza without meat is a vegetable. It's just that not all vegetables are healthy.
HunterX11
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 00:50:10
November 20 2011 00:49 GMT
#197
On November 20 2011 09:37 sheaRZerg wrote:
You mean all that free pizza I ate throughout college was good for me?

Who is even the lobbyist behind this? I wouldn't have expected tomato farmers to pull much political weight (would be less surprised by corn-syrup to be labeled a vegetable that pizza. The fact that the government throws money at research for corn-ethanol to "protect the environment" is a good example of this.)



"It's an important victory," Corey Henry, spokesman for the American Frozen Food Institute (AFFI), told Reuters.

The trade association lobbied Congress on behalf of frozen pizza sellers, such as ConAgra Foods Inc and Schwan Food Co and french fry maker McCain Foods Ltd.

So remember, money for agribusiness is more important than children's health.
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Hall0wed
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States8486 Posts
November 20 2011 00:54 GMT
#198
Haha I love pizza and eat it literally every day but I can't wait to leave the U.S. and live in Japan or Korea, get away from all the crap here. ><
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Silidons
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2813 Posts
November 20 2011 00:58 GMT
#199
On November 20 2011 09:37 Pangpootata wrote:
Technically pizza without meat is a vegetable. It's just that not all vegetables are healthy.

no its actually not. dough is grain, cheese is dairy. lol
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Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
November 20 2011 01:15 GMT
#200
On November 20 2011 09:58 Silidons wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 09:37 Pangpootata wrote:
Technically pizza without meat is a vegetable. It's just that not all vegetables are healthy.

no its actually not. dough is grain, cheese is dairy. lol

Well, grain can be considered vegetables depending on your definition. But yeah, cheese probably isn't.
fatworthlessvirgin
Profile Joined November 2011
United States34 Posts
November 20 2011 01:18 GMT
#201
Parents can always pack lunches and there are plenty of healthy options. At least at my school we could get tuna/turkey on whole wheat bread-- skim milk is fine and there were plenty of fruit and veggie options.
I am literal scum.
Sina92
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden1303 Posts
November 20 2011 01:18 GMT
#202
No wonder USA is losing it's international presence day by day... This is just beyond words seriously. The article almost has to be leaving some information out..... Is ketchup also a fruit in USA? Is Fanta also a fruit?
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Silver777
Profile Joined March 2010
United States347 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 01:26:21
November 20 2011 01:24 GMT
#203
This really doesn't matter much, the US school lunch system is terrible. There is a specific quota on servings of vegetables, fruits, proteins, etc and many ridiculous items are considered things they are not. A perfect example is ketchup, which is counted as a vegetable when its like PURE sugar and extremely unhealthy. In many schools NOT serving it with a school lunch is against the law as it means the lunch isn't meeting the vegetable quota, thus the school can get fined, sued, or other ridiculous things for NOT serving your child a 'complete meal'.
fatworthlessvirgin
Profile Joined November 2011
United States34 Posts
November 20 2011 01:25 GMT
#204
On November 20 2011 10:18 Sina92 wrote:
No wonder USA is losing it's international presence day by day... This is just beyond words seriously. The article almost has to be leaving some information out..... Is ketchup also a fruit in USA? Is Fanta also a fruit?


We may be losing our international presence, but it's not from this. Seriously, how does labeling pizza as a vegetable really affect anything? There are so many bigger problems in the world. Yea, the USA may be "dumb" or do things differently than other places, but it's still the most influential and powerful country in the world. People like to shit on the US, but the USA gives more $ to charity than any other country in the world.
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KingAce
Profile Joined September 2010
United States471 Posts
November 20 2011 01:32 GMT
#205
If you didn't know before, now you know. America is Fat.
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Craton
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States17236 Posts
November 20 2011 01:39 GMT
#206
On November 20 2011 10:25 fatworthlessvirgin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 10:18 Sina92 wrote:
No wonder USA is losing it's international presence day by day... This is just beyond words seriously. The article almost has to be leaving some information out..... Is ketchup also a fruit in USA? Is Fanta also a fruit?


We may be losing our international presence, but it's not from this. Seriously, how does labeling pizza as a vegetable really affect anything? There are so many bigger problems in the world. Yea, the USA may be "dumb" or do things differently than other places, but it's still the most influential and powerful country in the world. People like to shit on the US, but the USA gives more $ to charity than any other country in the world.

Not as % GDP.
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Sina92
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden1303 Posts
November 20 2011 01:43 GMT
#207
On November 20 2011 10:25 fatworthlessvirgin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 10:18 Sina92 wrote:
No wonder USA is losing it's international presence day by day... This is just beyond words seriously. The article almost has to be leaving some information out..... Is ketchup also a fruit in USA? Is Fanta also a fruit?


We may be losing our international presence, but it's not from this. Seriously, how does labeling pizza as a vegetable really affect anything? There are so many bigger problems in the world. Yea, the USA may be "dumb" or do things differently than other places, but it's still the most influential and powerful country in the world. People like to shit on the US, but the USA gives more $ to charity than any other country in the world.


The same people that passed pizza as a veggie decide whether to go to war or not. It explains alot...
I like americans, some of my friends are americans and I hardly have a bad thing to say about them, but when it comes to the congress & government the list is long.

And so what if they are giving money to charity? Nintendo spent more money on game development than USA did on their own schools. It's easy to pull facts out like that. Anyways, american people: generally very very good. The US government: occasionally making decisions that only 9 year olds would make...
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Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4782 Posts
November 20 2011 01:47 GMT
#208
On November 20 2011 10:39 Craton wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 10:25 fatworthlessvirgin wrote:
On November 20 2011 10:18 Sina92 wrote:
No wonder USA is losing it's international presence day by day... This is just beyond words seriously. The article almost has to be leaving some information out..... Is ketchup also a fruit in USA? Is Fanta also a fruit?


We may be losing our international presence, but it's not from this. Seriously, how does labeling pizza as a vegetable really affect anything? There are so many bigger problems in the world. Yea, the USA may be "dumb" or do things differently than other places, but it's still the most influential and powerful country in the world. People like to shit on the US, but the USA gives more $ to charity than any other country in the world.

Not as % GDP.


Nor per capita...

It is not that people like to shit on the USA per se, it is just that the states have a lot more exposure and has proclaimed itself a rolemodel for the western world - which obviously will attract people shitting on them...
Icectar
Profile Joined June 2011
United States99 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 01:56:12
November 20 2011 01:55 GMT
#209
......our government is going to the dogs...... whats next?!?! declaring McDonald's the healthiest restaurant on EARTH?!
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Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
November 20 2011 02:07 GMT
#210
This makes me feel so much healthier than my flatmate who prefers barbeque-based pizzas.
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Andypk
Profile Joined November 2010
Scotland512 Posts
November 20 2011 02:17 GMT
#211
This can only be a good thing! There is now a vegetable that kids will happily eat, obesity will surely come to an end!
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No seriously, this is stupid
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
November 20 2011 02:17 GMT
#212
The fact that the classification of this as a veggie is based on the fruit content makes this really confusing.
ThE)ShoWTimE
Profile Joined August 2011
Italy213 Posts
November 20 2011 02:20 GMT
#213
So by the same reasoning bread is a vegetable too?
this is just so stupid...
TheDraken
Profile Joined July 2011
United States640 Posts
November 20 2011 02:22 GMT
#214
damn. gonna tell my moma and she's gonna be so proud of all the vegetables i ate.
fast food. y u no make me fast? <( ಠ益ಠ <)
ShatterZer0
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1843 Posts
November 20 2011 02:24 GMT
#215
Well... technically so is ketchup... LOL

Why are we Americans so prone to utter domination from lobbyists?

...

Oh, kuz we're a lil too~ capitalist...
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Pengu
Profile Joined April 2011
England226 Posts
November 20 2011 02:25 GMT
#216
The phrase " Only in america" applies here i think ...
Mr Showtime
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1353 Posts
November 20 2011 02:27 GMT
#217
Let's go over the ingredients of a basic pizza:
Crust - Grain
Tomato Sauce - fruit/vegetable (you can take whatever side of the debate you want)
Cheese - Dairy
Toppings - Meat(more often than not)

Sooooo..... according to Congress --> Grain + Fruit + Dairy + Meat = Vegetable

Nice.
LinYu)Fury
Profile Joined September 2003
Norway200 Posts
November 20 2011 02:29 GMT
#218
Grain + Fruit + Dairy + Meat = vegetable, isn't normal.
But in Congress it is!

Congress - Not even once..
carloselcoco
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2302 Posts
November 20 2011 02:29 GMT
#219
Pizza is not a vegetable... They defined the tomato sauce that goes on the pizza as a vegetable, not the pizza
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mud123
Profile Joined October 2010
27 Posts
November 20 2011 02:30 GMT
#220
if you dont like it dont eat it. dont blame fat kids on the government. people need to take responsibility for their actions. it is pretty silly that the government wants to call a fruit a vegetable though. pure corruption!
HappyChris
Profile Joined October 2011
1534 Posts
November 20 2011 02:32 GMT
#221
lol only in US im wondering when burgers gonna be clasified as a vegetable
retroactivekingpin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States35 Posts
November 20 2011 02:34 GMT
#222
I think this is just a misunderstanding as somebody said on the first page. They were merely talking about tomato paste.
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 20 2011 02:35 GMT
#223
that's hilarious article haha
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noooob
Profile Joined September 2010
United States12 Posts
November 20 2011 02:55 GMT
#224
On November 20 2011 08:40 m1rk3 wrote:
In America, anything is possible. It's the American dream!


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MisterFred
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2033 Posts
November 20 2011 03:20 GMT
#225
Welcome to America. Ketchup's been a vegetable since the 1980s.
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AcuWill
Profile Joined August 2010
United States281 Posts
November 20 2011 03:33 GMT
#226
I simply can't understand how we have come to the point where we expect the government not only to educate our children, but to feed them to.

I cannot fathom parents that allow that. I never could when I was in school either.
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
November 20 2011 03:33 GMT
#227
On November 20 2011 03:50 Sideburn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 03:44 BlackJack wrote:
On November 20 2011 03:27 D4V3Z02 wrote:
Why did they make this step? Makes no sense at all..


They didn't make any step. Tomato pasted already counted as a serving of vegetables and they were going to change it so that it didn't. It shows how easily people can be manipulated by the media that people will repeat things like "Congress declares pizza is a vegetable" when it's not even close to the truth.


No. You are wrong. Stupid americans think that pizza is a vegetable. hahaha so laughable. Dumb americans.That is why they are all so fat. Now I will go back to being from my irrelevant country with a population smaller than Mexico City.

User was temp banned for this post.

Such a magnificent failure in just two lines.
Sarcasm doesn't work that way. Specifically you can't be sarcastic about the stereotype that americans are ignorant idiots and then prove you are one in the very next sentence by declaring whole countries irrelevant, because their population is under an arbitrary threshold set by you(apparently you, a population of 1, are "relevant" and "special").

Btw, Germany, the country of the first poster in the quote chain, does not have a lower population than Mexico City, so...
a) You are randomly insulting a bunch of countries for no reason
b) You don't know Germany has a higher population than Mexico City

So in conclusion... good job keeping the stereotype alive!
I'll call Nada.
DtorR
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia171 Posts
November 20 2011 03:36 GMT
#228
I can't help laughing that the US congress actually made the pizza a vegetable. Can now troll health activists that pizza is healthy and should be eaten daily. Seriously though, how can politicians not have common sense. Wonder how much money they were given by the lobby activists.
TruthIsCold
Profile Joined November 2011
51 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 03:52:27
November 20 2011 03:50 GMT
#229
On November 20 2011 12:33 lololol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 03:50 Sideburn wrote:
On November 20 2011 03:44 BlackJack wrote:
On November 20 2011 03:27 D4V3Z02 wrote:
Why did they make this step? Makes no sense at all..


They didn't make any step. Tomato pasted already counted as a serving of vegetables and they were going to change it so that it didn't. It shows how easily people can be manipulated by the media that people will repeat things like "Congress declares pizza is a vegetable" when it's not even close to the truth.


No. You are wrong. Stupid americans think that pizza is a vegetable. hahaha so laughable. Dumb americans.That is why they are all so fat. Now I will go back to being from my irrelevant country with a population smaller than Mexico City.

User was temp banned for this post.

Such a magnificent failure in just two lines.
Sarcasm doesn't work that way. Specifically you can't be sarcastic about the stereotype that americans are ignorant idiots and then prove you are one in the very next sentence by declaring whole countries irrelevant, because their population is under an arbitrary threshold set by you(apparently you, a population of 1, are "relevant" and "special").

Btw, Germany, the country of the first poster in the quote chain, does not have a lower population than Mexico City, so...
a) You are randomly insulting a bunch of countries for no reason
b) You don't know Germany has a higher population than Mexico City

So in conclusion... good job keeping the stereotype alive!


It's only natural for someone to get defensive and to begin making offensive responses to people when they've read 5+ pages of insults directed towards their country. Maybe try to be more understanding of his response instead of continuing to stereotype and criticize Americans. Honestly, his post was much more understandable and worthy of tolerance than many of the ridiculous nation bashing that preceded his, which have yet to receive a warning or ban I might add.
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nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
November 20 2011 04:01 GMT
#230
brb gonna eat some veggies
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
November 20 2011 04:10 GMT
#231
Truly shows the weight of corporate companies and advertisement in politics. Its too unrealistic to even be considered a joke. Why do I play starcraft 2? for fun, self motivation? no, to get away from idiots who make these justifications, shame on these people, the implications it will have are astounding.
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darkscream
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada2310 Posts
November 20 2011 04:14 GMT
#232
tomato sauce is actually good for you

i mean, pizza isnt, but tomato sauce is
TheDraken
Profile Joined July 2011
United States640 Posts
November 20 2011 04:17 GMT
#233
On November 20 2011 03:50 Sideburn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 03:44 BlackJack wrote:
On November 20 2011 03:27 D4V3Z02 wrote:
Why did they make this step? Makes no sense at all..


They didn't make any step. Tomato pasted already counted as a serving of vegetables and they were going to change it so that it didn't. It shows how easily people can be manipulated by the media that people will repeat things like "Congress declares pizza is a vegetable" when it's not even close to the truth.


No. You are wrong. Stupid americans think that pizza is a vegetable. hahaha so laughable. Dumb americans.That is why they are all so fat. Now I will go back to being from my irrelevant country with a population smaller than Mexico City.

User was temp banned for this post.


i'm not fat.


it's obvious the government did this to cut corners and not have to revamp the school lunch system. it's nothing new to americans because they do stuff like this all the time, but this one is just extra funny because it makes the government look so stupid.
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ThaZenith
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3116 Posts
November 20 2011 04:19 GMT
#234
So many jokes about this, it's awesome. Definitely got a laugh out of it. Seems like congress is purposely trying to get people fat now.
Dbars
Profile Joined July 2011
United States273 Posts
November 20 2011 04:23 GMT
#235
sigh, My school lunches when somethin like this. Frozen pizza , mexican pizza , pepperoni rolls, pizza bought from a local store, and for friday left over pizza.
Playguuu
Profile Joined April 2010
United States926 Posts
November 20 2011 04:30 GMT
#236
Has less to do with making a ridiculous food item a vegetable and more to do with controlling what people eat. Here is what the bill does:"
Block the Agriculture Department from limiting starchy vegetables, including corn and peas, to two servings a week. The rule was intended to cut down on french fries, which many schools serve daily.
Allow USDA to count two tablespoons of tomato paste as a vegetable, as it does now. Federally subsidized lunches must have a certain number of vegetables to be served.
Require further study on long-term sodium reduction requirements set forth by the USDA guidelines.
Require USDA to define “whole grains” before they regulate them. The USDA rules require schools to use more whole grains."

Overall the story has been pretty sensationalized, as pizza is not a vegetable, but rather the tomato sauce(which is really a fruit). My question is why not regulate the "unhealthy" foods themselves instead of making these ridiculous tradeoffs involving potatoes, corn, peas, and tomato paste?
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anrimayu
Profile Joined June 2011
United States875 Posts
November 20 2011 04:31 GMT
#237
Pizza = vegetable
french fries = vegetable
orange fanta = fruit juice

It's so easy to eat healthy in america.
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Golem72
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada127 Posts
November 20 2011 04:32 GMT
#238
On November 20 2011 00:50 Takuah wrote:
Vain, we need to run and get the fuck out of here.


On November 20 2011 00:48 Termit wrote:
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No but seriously, what else is there to say? It's so ridiculous. -__-


Lol why is America trolling lmbao!

But I do agree we need to run and get the fuck out of here!
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screamingpalm
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1527 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 04:52:20
November 20 2011 04:33 GMT
#239
On November 20 2011 11:32 HappyChris wrote:
lol only in US im wondering when burgers gonna be clasified as a vegetable


Actually, that isn't too much of a stretch in some cases lol. When I was in the Navy, the Wendy's on the Naval Air Station where I was stationed got busted for not rotating their beef patties by the Army inspectors. They ended up using the government issue (I was an SK- aka supply rating that picked these orders) hamburger patties which were something like 90% soy. I laughed everytime I went into Wendy's with their advertised 100% beef knowing full well that was BS. "Where's the Beef" indeed!

Kindof makes me wonder wtf these fast food places are really serving. Maybe pizza really is a vegetable in the US lol (that would be a relief actually) :D

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/260771/january-06-2010/alpha-dog-of-the-week---domino-s-pizza
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gayfius173
Profile Joined November 2011
48 Posts
November 20 2011 05:29 GMT
#240
On November 20 2011 01:20 FrodoAndTheSlobStix wrote:
U.S is getting to the point we're no one is gona argue there opinions anymore with each other, but instead try to get the F out of the u.s.a. It's literally getting the point where it''s just wacky and scary. U.S.A is gona fall and fall hard and thank god. Sry if bad things happen to people, but in terms of bad people paying up. Thank god.


Yea and it wouldn't be a surprise with people like you in this country.
metbull
Profile Joined April 2011
United States404 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 05:38:35
November 20 2011 05:35 GMT
#241
Admins. Please consider changing this thread to:
"Tomato Sauce is a Vegetable (well in the US it is)"
The topic is misleading and wrong. Even the reporting done on this states that pizza is not a vegetable.
TruthIsCold
Profile Joined November 2011
51 Posts
November 20 2011 05:56 GMT
#242
On November 20 2011 14:35 metbull wrote:
Admins. Please consider changing this thread to:
"Tomato Sauce is a Vegetable (well in the US it is)"
The topic is misleading and wrong. Even the reporting done on this states that pizza is not a vegetable.

Agreed, and that link in the OP is atrocious. It reads like a blog more than a serious news article. Making quips about defining fertilized eggs as human beings? Come on...
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Suisen
Profile Joined April 2011
256 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 06:04:30
November 20 2011 06:02 GMT
#243
On November 20 2011 14:35 metbull wrote:
Admins. Please consider changing this thread to:
"Tomato Sauce is a Vegetable (well in the US it is)"
The topic is misleading and wrong. Even the reporting done on this states that pizza is not a vegetable.


I can understand you can feel patriotic but why do you need to lie about it?
I read all the articles on several news sources and the people that claim that tomato is considered a vegetable are wrong.
If any change change it to "American style Pizza is considered a vegetable dish".
You can't ignore the regulations that try to get children to eat more vegetables and the effect this whole pizza thing has on it.

Changing it would be both misleading and wrong and that's exactly your intention. The dough is not considered a vegetable but that's irrelevant.


Anyway, this is just another example of corruption in US politics.
NewSunshine
Profile Joined July 2011
United States5938 Posts
November 20 2011 06:07 GMT
#244
Ahh, American politicians.
Staying on form with insanity as usual, more in the coming hours. Stay tuned!
Seriously though, this has Lewis Black written all over it. The funnies shall ensue en masse.
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Therightside
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States9 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 07:58:31
November 20 2011 07:49 GMT
#245
(This is my first post! Yay!)

I was bored tonight, and after reading the OP I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I decided to do a little research into the bill itself, the vote, and whether or not this was a big deal! (The OP seemed to think it was)

First of all, let's look at what exactly this is about. The House Resolution all of the articles you are reading are talking about is H.R. 2112, also known as the "Minibus Appropriations bill." This contains the budget for a bill that was passed and signed into law known as the, "Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act,(1)" or S.3307.ENR. Essentially, H.R 2112 is the budget for the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.

Now let's look at the first paragraph
"Hey, America! The GOP is, yet again, looking out for you. This week, Congress took a break from voting to make sure none of your tax dollars will go to all those abortion clinics NPR wants to open in our national parks, to pass a federal law that only the nation that invented Febreze would tolerate."


(2) On November 17, 2011, C-Span reported, " Here's how House members voted: 133 Republicans and 165 Democrats voted “aye,” 101 Republicans and 20 Democrats voted “nay.” 14 members did not vote. The Senate passed it 70 - 30, with all 30 votes of opposition ," So the sensationalized opening line is false, it was actually a bi-partisan vote that passed the bill.

"They have affirmed that pizza is a vegetable. Yes, the tomato sauce on pizza is enough for American politicians to define it and allow it to be served as a vegetable in school lunch programs across the US.”


Now let's look at the bill itself. It is a budget for the Agriculture, Commerce/Justice/Science, and Transportation/Housing and Urban Development, that totals 182billion dollars.

The topic that the OP talks about, that of Tomato Paste being a vegetable, is under Sec. 735, of a bill that is 158 pages long, and has 150 amendments.(3a)(3b)(3c) It is important to point out that it talks about the subject under one section. I can state with confidence that the topic of Tomato paste being a vegetable was in NO WAY the focus of the bill.

It would probably be prudent to mention what exactly this bill changed in regards to Pizza! Congress supposedly changed the amount of mandated tomato paste that is put into each pizza. The funny thing is the USFG isn't decreasing or increasing the amount. All they did was kept it the same... 2 tablespoons of tomato sauce on pizza will still be considered a serving of vegetables, as it has been for years. What they actually did was vote down a proposal that had asked for the amount to be increased to 1/2 a cup.

Is this a big deal? No. People are drawing attention to a tiny section of a much larger and much more important bill. They are saying that congress has defined pizza as a vegetable; in reality it has been that way for years. People are acting as if the intent of congress passing H.R. 2112, was to deal with nutrition in the schools. In reality it was about 182 billion dollars, going to many agencies for many reasons. It was NOT the sole purpose of this bill.


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(1) http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?c111:4:./temp/~c111mTxF3u:: (If it says search timed out just google S.3307.ENR)
(2) http://www.c-span.org/Events/House-Passes-Short-Term-Funding-Extension-298-121/10737425602-1/
(3a) http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d112:HR02112:@@@D&summ2=m&
(3b) http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?c112:7:./temp/~c112QWGsuw:: (Click on bill PDF)
(3c) http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d112:H.R.2112: (Click on the ammendments section. If that doesn't work you can count in the all information section)
(4) http://www.obpa.usda.gov/budsum/FY12budsum.pdf
[DumB]bobibopo
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom26 Posts
November 20 2011 07:52 GMT
#246
I must be one of the healthiest people on the planet....
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5093 Posts
November 20 2011 07:58 GMT
#247
is chocolate a vegetable then because it comes from a bean?
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
November 20 2011 08:02 GMT
#248
Oh lordy, this is the most amusing thing I seen in a while
In the woods, there lurks..
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
November 20 2011 08:07 GMT
#249
Thanks Therightside for bringing some intelligence to this thread, leave it to fuckwit redditors to make something that isn't a big deal become one, surely that doesn't happen too often.
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dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
November 20 2011 08:14 GMT
#250
I didn't think this was even within the scope of congress. What an unusual country.
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Therightside
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States9 Posts
November 20 2011 08:52 GMT
#251
The reason it is within the scope of congress is the fact that schools are federally funded. Any entity giving money to another expects certain regulations to be upheld. By funding the schools the federal government can create and enforce those regulations. Private schools do not need to follow them, only public.
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
November 20 2011 09:39 GMT
#252
On November 20 2011 16:49 Therightside wrote:
(This is my first post! Yay!)

I was bored tonight, and after reading the OP I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I decided to do a little research into the bill itself, the vote, and whether or not this was a big deal! (The OP seemed to think it was)

First of all, let's look at what exactly this is about. The House Resolution all of the articles you are reading are talking about is H.R. 2112, also known as the "Minibus Appropriations bill." This contains the budget for a bill that was passed and signed into law known as the, "Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act,(1)" or S.3307.ENR. Essentially, H.R 2112 is the budget for the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.

Now let's look at the first paragraph
Show nested quote +
"Hey, America! The GOP is, yet again, looking out for you. This week, Congress took a break from voting to make sure none of your tax dollars will go to all those abortion clinics NPR wants to open in our national parks, to pass a federal law that only the nation that invented Febreze would tolerate."


(2) On November 17, 2011, C-Span reported, " Here's how House members voted: 133 Republicans and 165 Democrats voted “aye,” 101 Republicans and 20 Democrats voted “nay.” 14 members did not vote. The Senate passed it 70 - 30, with all 30 votes of opposition ," So the sensationalized opening line is false, it was actually a bi-partisan vote that passed the bill.

Show nested quote +
"They have affirmed that pizza is a vegetable. Yes, the tomato sauce on pizza is enough for American politicians to define it and allow it to be served as a vegetable in school lunch programs across the US.”


Now let's look at the bill itself. It is a budget for the Agriculture, Commerce/Justice/Science, and Transportation/Housing and Urban Development, that totals 182billion dollars.

The topic that the OP talks about, that of Tomato Paste being a vegetable, is under Sec. 735, of a bill that is 158 pages long, and has 150 amendments.(3a)(3b)(3c) It is important to point out that it talks about the subject under one section. I can state with confidence that the topic of Tomato paste being a vegetable was in NO WAY the focus of the bill.

It would probably be prudent to mention what exactly this bill changed in regards to Pizza! Congress supposedly changed the amount of mandated tomato paste that is put into each pizza. The funny thing is the USFG isn't decreasing or increasing the amount. All they did was kept it the same... 2 tablespoons of tomato sauce on pizza will still be considered a serving of vegetables, as it has been for years. What they actually did was vote down a proposal that had asked for the amount to be increased to 1/2 a cup.

Is this a big deal? No. People are drawing attention to a tiny section of a much larger and much more important bill. They are saying that congress has defined pizza as a vegetable; in reality it has been that way for years. People are acting as if the intent of congress passing H.R. 2112, was to deal with nutrition in the schools. In reality it was about 182 billion dollars, going to many agencies for many reasons. It was NOT the sole purpose of this bill.


+ Show Spoiler +
(1) http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?c111:4:./temp/~c111mTxF3u:: (If it says search timed out just google S.3307.ENR)
(2) http://www.c-span.org/Events/House-Passes-Short-Term-Funding-Extension-298-121/10737425602-1/
(3a) http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d112:HR02112:@@@D&summ2=m&
(3b) http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?c112:7:./temp/~c112QWGsuw:: (Click on bill PDF)
(3c) http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d112:H.R.2112: (Click on the ammendments section. If that doesn't work you can count in the all information section)
(4) http://www.obpa.usda.gov/budsum/FY12budsum.pdf


Thanks for putting this into context.

2 Tablespoons of tomato sauce increased to half a cup... which is 8 tablespoons. That's the same slice of pizza with suddenly four times the normal amount of tomato sauce. I wonder how that would be implemented in practice had the bill actually passed.
Logic is Overrated
Suisen
Profile Joined April 2011
256 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 10:06:16
November 20 2011 10:03 GMT
#253
On November 20 2011 18:39 Newbistic wrote:
2 Tablespoons of tomato sauce increased to half a cup... which is 8 tablespoons. That's the same slice of pizza with suddenly four times the normal amount of tomato sauce. I wonder how that would be implemented in practice had the bill actually passed.


It means that now eating pizza is as if the children are eating healthy food with lots of vegetables while if that regulation passed it would have meant pizza could no longer be served because the food they are supposed to eat has to contain ample vegetables.
You can't add that much tomato paste to a pizza without turning it into a soup contained in a bowl of dough.
So then maybe they would be eating dough wraps filled with vegetables instead.

That's why everyone that feels like they need to nit pit to correct the title are dead wrong.

But in reality what they need to do in the US is ban all processed food. Maybe they can then pass off tomato soup with tons of cheese as a vegetable dish. But they will still add crazy amounts if salt and fructose to the soup.
Therightside
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States9 Posts
November 20 2011 10:09 GMT
#254
No problem =)

It would have just been another regulation for the pizza companies that have the contracts, for the public schools, to follow. It would have forced a change in recipe, but that's about it. It also would have increased the cost a little, but probably not by much.

Honestly, I feel like 1/2 a cup of tomato paste on a personal sized pizza would make for a rather liquidy pizza >.<
WTFZerg
Profile Joined February 2011
United States704 Posts
November 20 2011 10:15 GMT
#255
And now, according to the EU, water does not help with dehydration.

Might makes right.
NekoFlandre
Profile Joined March 2011
United States497 Posts
November 20 2011 10:17 GMT
#256
I told my room mates and they all looked at me like WTF. showed them TL....while watching a stream. Now they all want to play Sc2 .

Props to US GOV for making pizza healthy?

Props to TL

Props to MORE SC2 PLAYERS!
Kitty Flandre....even more scary..
Therightside
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States9 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 10:27:42
November 20 2011 10:26 GMT
#257
On November 20 2011 19:03 Suisen wrote:

It means that now eating pizza is as if the children are eating healthy food with lots of vegetables while if that regulation passed it would have meant pizza could no longer be served because the food they are supposed to eat has to contain ample vegetables.
You can't add that much tomato paste to a pizza without turning it into a soup contained in a bowl of dough.
So then maybe they would be eating dough wraps filled with vegetables instead.

That's why everyone that feels like they need to nit pit to correct the title are dead wrong.

But in reality what they need to do in the US is ban all processed food. Maybe they can then pass off tomato soup with tons of cheese as a vegetable dish. But they will still add crazy amounts if salt and fructose to the soup.


Yes completely abolishing pretty much the entire infrastructure that produces food in the US is clearly the answer. No more ground beef! No more Pasturized eggs/milk! No more Beer! No more pizza!'

No. That is not what the US needs to do. People have the choice to eat non-processed foods, if they feel like paying the premium for them. Seeing as the entire world eats processed foods i'm not sure banning them in one country would matter much anyway.
Pleiades
Profile Joined June 2010
United States472 Posts
November 20 2011 12:14 GMT
#258
Oh how I love my V8 made with over 70% tomato in it with 25% daily worth of sodium in one serving. Yes, V8 is good for you!
I love you sarge.... AHHHH
gruff
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden2276 Posts
November 20 2011 12:23 GMT
#259
On November 20 2011 19:26 Therightside wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 19:03 Suisen wrote:

It means that now eating pizza is as if the children are eating healthy food with lots of vegetables while if that regulation passed it would have meant pizza could no longer be served because the food they are supposed to eat has to contain ample vegetables.
You can't add that much tomato paste to a pizza without turning it into a soup contained in a bowl of dough.
So then maybe they would be eating dough wraps filled with vegetables instead.

That's why everyone that feels like they need to nit pit to correct the title are dead wrong.

But in reality what they need to do in the US is ban all processed food. Maybe they can then pass off tomato soup with tons of cheese as a vegetable dish. But they will still add crazy amounts if salt and fructose to the soup.


Yes completely abolishing pretty much the entire infrastructure that produces food in the US is clearly the answer. No more ground beef! No more Pasturized eggs/milk! No more Beer! No more pizza!'

No. That is not what the US needs to do. People have the choice to eat non-processed foods, if they feel like paying the premium for them. Seeing as the entire world eats processed foods i'm not sure banning them in one country would matter much anyway.


It would matter to the people in that country. I don't think he was suggesting it to save the world.
Suisen
Profile Joined April 2011
256 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 13:22:32
November 20 2011 13:21 GMT
#260
On November 20 2011 19:26 Therightside wrote:
Yes completely abolishing pretty much the entire infrastructure that produces food in the US is clearly the answer. No more ground beef! No more Pasturized eggs/milk! No more Beer! No more pizza!'

No. That is not what the US needs to do. People have the choice to eat non-processed foods, if they feel like paying the premium for them. Seeing as the entire world eats processed foods i'm not sure banning them in one country would matter much anyway.



First, you missed the irony that all processed food in the US is loaded with additional sugar, fat salt and other substances to 'enhance' the flavor. In the US you can't get healthy processed food. This is even a problem in Europe. Those that produce the foods know very well that if they add less, people won't buy it because it won't taste as good.

Second, children don't have a choice. They are children. The decision is made for them. Right now their fate is to be fat and unhealthy.

Third, we are talking about schools for children only.

So think again because you launch into full force straw man.
Cinim
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark866 Posts
November 20 2011 13:28 GMT
#261
How can you call it a vegetable?? tomatoes isn't actually a vegetable either, but a fruit lol.
Hell, it's about time
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
November 20 2011 13:30 GMT
#262
On November 20 2011 01:00 deo1 wrote:
Finally! It's about time! I ate pizza all the time in elementary school, I would have been so much healthier if they had just made it a vegetable sooner.

HAHAHAH... I see what you did there..
seppolevne
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1681 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 16:31:35
November 20 2011 16:30 GMT
#263
On November 20 2011 22:21 Suisen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 19:26 Therightside wrote:
Yes completely abolishing pretty much the entire infrastructure that produces food in the US is clearly the answer. No more ground beef! No more Pasturized eggs/milk! No more Beer! No more pizza!'

No. That is not what the US needs to do. People have the choice to eat non-processed foods, if they feel like paying the premium for them. Seeing as the entire world eats processed foods i'm not sure banning them in one country would matter much anyway.



First, you missed the irony that all processed food in the US is loaded with additional sugar, fat salt and other substances to 'enhance' the flavor. In the US you can't get healthy processed food. This is even a problem in Europe. Those that produce the foods know very well that if they add less, people won't buy it because it won't taste as good.

Second, children don't have a choice. They are children. The decision is made for them. Right now their fate is to be fat and unhealthy.

Third, we are talking about schools for children only.

So think again because you launch into full force straw man.

How the hell can you say that with a straight face? All processed food? Out of all the food in the states?

edit: bolded more nonsense.
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WOPR
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada145 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 16:44:41
November 20 2011 16:42 GMT
#264
USA agenda = afghanistan, iraq, iran. somewhere else and pizza!!!!!! u guys are fucked

Occupy ur brain and so something!
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HunterX11
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 20 2011 19:53 GMT
#265
On November 20 2011 19:26 Therightside wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 19:03 Suisen wrote:

It means that now eating pizza is as if the children are eating healthy food with lots of vegetables while if that regulation passed it would have meant pizza could no longer be served because the food they are supposed to eat has to contain ample vegetables.
You can't add that much tomato paste to a pizza without turning it into a soup contained in a bowl of dough.
So then maybe they would be eating dough wraps filled with vegetables instead.

That's why everyone that feels like they need to nit pit to correct the title are dead wrong.

But in reality what they need to do in the US is ban all processed food. Maybe they can then pass off tomato soup with tons of cheese as a vegetable dish. But they will still add crazy amounts if salt and fructose to the soup.


Yes completely abolishing pretty much the entire infrastructure that produces food in the US is clearly the answer. No more ground beef! No more Pasturized eggs/milk! No more Beer! No more pizza!'

No. That is not what the US needs to do. People have the choice to eat non-processed foods, if they feel like paying the premium for them. Seeing as the entire world eats processed foods i'm not sure banning them in one country would matter much anyway.


Millions of poor children eating reduced or free school lunches really don't have a choice. Not only that, but inadequate nutrition during children literally impedes brain development. Basically the story here is that Congress read the book The Time Machine and thought, "Hmm this is a good ideal! Fuck the poor, they should be grateful we suffer them to live!"
Try using both Irradiate and Defensive Matrix on an Overlord. It looks pretty neat.
Orcasgt24
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada3238 Posts
November 20 2011 19:55 GMT
#266
Good. Now I can say I eat alot of veggies. Well done congress on making another great decision.
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Pleiades
Profile Joined June 2010
United States472 Posts
November 20 2011 20:04 GMT
#267
Not to mention, children are children. Good luck to parents who try to get their kid to eat healthy at school when they aren't even there. Some children don't care about nutrition, they care more about taste. Even if they have a choice, do you expect them to make the one you want?
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Conquerer67
Profile Joined May 2011
United States605 Posts
November 20 2011 21:30 GMT
#268
On November 21 2011 01:42 WOPR wrote:
USA agenda = afghanistan, iraq, iran. somewhere else and pizza!!!!!! u guys are fucked

Occupy ur brain and so something!


Butttt in US uf ay wee thinkk datt beying smmarrt makkes us nott abeul to fite in WWE. Andd dat is reel stoopid to nott fake fite. Pluss pizza tastes gooood.

Bie tha wae, I broke mi scale otha day.
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jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
November 20 2011 21:37 GMT
#269
i ate pizza every Friday in school when i was a kid, i don't see anything wrong with it .... but to classify it as a vegetable is insane.
iba001
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia156 Posts
November 20 2011 21:38 GMT
#270
On November 20 2011 00:50 Grettin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:44 gullberg wrote:
Allow me to direct you to http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=286311

EDIT: NVM that thread was locked


Yeah.. i thought we had a thread already..

Well, all i can say is pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.



you take that back!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
November 20 2011 21:38 GMT
#271
*reads article*

*watches fast food nation*

*runs to Canada*
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padfoota
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Taiwan1571 Posts
November 20 2011 21:39 GMT
#272
Not sure if congress is troll
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Or just very very stupid. How the fuck did the vote get passed through? Or more like, how much money was involved in the bribery for this shit?
Stop procrastinating
anrimayu
Profile Joined June 2011
United States875 Posts
November 20 2011 21:44 GMT
#273
On November 21 2011 06:38 iba001 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:50 Grettin wrote:
On November 20 2011 00:44 gullberg wrote:
Allow me to direct you to http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=286311

EDIT: NVM that thread was locked


Yeah.. i thought we had a thread already..

Well, all i can say is pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.



you take that back!


sea urchin with sweet potato mousse and squid ink are the true pizza toppings.
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soiii
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany266 Posts
November 20 2011 21:48 GMT
#274
On November 20 2011 01:40 Mickey wrote:
Just a simple example of corporate profits taking the priority over public interest.

SySLeif
Profile Joined July 2011
United States123 Posts
November 20 2011 21:52 GMT
#275
Every school also offers an option for you to make a small sub on wheat bread and choose all your fresh toppings. The kids who pick pizza are the football players who need the high calorie content in their food. I don't know where all these fat kids were because I graduated last year from high school and we maybe had 1 fat kid per 300 students.
chenchen
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1136 Posts
November 20 2011 22:04 GMT
#276
On November 21 2011 06:52 SySLeif wrote:
Every school also offers an option for you to make a small sub on wheat bread and choose all your fresh toppings. The kids who pick pizza are the football players who need the high calorie content in their food. I don't know where all these fat kids were because I graduated last year from high school and we maybe had 1 fat kid per 300 students.


Trust me when I say that NOT every school offers an option for a small sub on wheat bread with fresh toppings . . . .

powerade = dragoon blood
Qwalt
Profile Joined August 2010
United States8 Posts
November 20 2011 22:04 GMT
#277
So because the parts that aren't vegetables aren't healthy that makes tomatoes=not serving of veggie?


logic=/=
Let life be a bowl of melted ice cream
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
November 20 2011 22:07 GMT
#278
On November 21 2011 06:52 SySLeif wrote:
Every school also offers an option for you to make a small sub on wheat bread and choose all your fresh toppings. The kids who pick pizza are the football players who need the high calorie content in their food. I don't know where all these fat kids were because I graduated last year from high school and we maybe had 1 fat kid per 300 students.


"Every School"?

Most schools I've been to don't. And I've been in schools multiple states around the country. Elementary and middle school kids have VERY little choice on what they can choose on lunches in most schools. I'm sure there are even worse schools around the nation than the ones I've been to.
Logic is Overrated
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
November 20 2011 22:11 GMT
#279
Guess who's stupid? Congress is!
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
anrimayu
Profile Joined June 2011
United States875 Posts
November 20 2011 22:11 GMT
#280
On November 21 2011 07:04 Qwalt wrote:
So because the parts that aren't vegetables aren't healthy that makes tomatoes=not serving of veggie?


logic=/=


tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables.
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Qwalt
Profile Joined August 2010
United States8 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 22:25:28
November 20 2011 22:23 GMT
#281
On November 21 2011 07:11 anrimayu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2011 07:04 Qwalt wrote:
So because the parts that aren't vegetables aren't healthy that makes tomatoes=not serving of veggie?


logic=/=


tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables.


Not from a nutritional standpoint.

It's just because of how it grows on the plant, nothing to with actual food.

Just like peanuts aren't meat but are in the meat foodgroup
Let life be a bowl of melted ice cream
FryktSkyene
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1327 Posts
November 20 2011 22:25 GMT
#282
On November 21 2011 07:23 Qwalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2011 07:11 anrimayu wrote:
On November 21 2011 07:04 Qwalt wrote:
So because the parts that aren't vegetables aren't healthy that makes tomatoes=not serving of veggie?


logic=/=


tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables.


Not from a nutritional standpoint.

It's just because of how it grows on the plant, nothing to with actual food.

Just like peanuts aren't meat but are in the meat foodgroup


From a legal standpoint they are.
Snitches get stiches
Qwalt
Profile Joined August 2010
United States8 Posts
November 20 2011 22:27 GMT
#283
On November 21 2011 07:25 FryktSkyene wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2011 07:23 Qwalt wrote:
On November 21 2011 07:11 anrimayu wrote:
On November 21 2011 07:04 Qwalt wrote:
So because the parts that aren't vegetables aren't healthy that makes tomatoes=not serving of veggie?


logic=/=


tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables.


Not from a nutritional standpoint.

It's just because of how it grows on the plant, nothing to with actual food.

Just like peanuts aren't meat but are in the meat foodgroup


From a legal standpoint they are.


Also wrong.

Food guidelines aren't handled as a legal matter LOL
Let life be a bowl of melted ice cream
blae000
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway1640 Posts
November 20 2011 22:27 GMT
#284
-___-'' srsly?

Thought this was a troll thing.. oooooh well... Guess I'm healthy now!
Liquid
nihlon
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden5581 Posts
November 20 2011 22:27 GMT
#285
On November 21 2011 07:23 Qwalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2011 07:11 anrimayu wrote:
On November 21 2011 07:04 Qwalt wrote:
So because the parts that aren't vegetables aren't healthy that makes tomatoes=not serving of veggie?


logic=/=


tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables.


Not from a nutritional standpoint.


You are the one that brought up logic and yet you see no difference in fruits and vegetables?
Banelings are too cute to blow up
llKenZyll
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States853 Posts
November 20 2011 22:28 GMT
#286
Vegetable: the edible part of such a plant that grows out of the ground.
^From a dictionary
brb gotta go water my pizza farm.
http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/nd6nd/tang_in_his_natural_habitat/
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
November 20 2011 22:32 GMT
#287
Congress ignoring what experts in the field recommend and catering to interest groups. What a surprise. It's just a little more shocking than usual cause they are screwing kids over and not just everyone.
Qwalt
Profile Joined August 2010
United States8 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-20 22:33:54
November 20 2011 22:32 GMT
#288
Lol, you're all so ignorant.


Pizza is also bread/milk/meat(depending on whats on it)

I think you guys should have paid more attention in health class.

Did any of you even read article?

Says a PORTION OF VEGETABLES.


Not that pizza=vegetable
Let life be a bowl of melted ice cream
Therightside
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States9 Posts
November 20 2011 22:48 GMT
#289
I urge anyone who hasn't go and read my post on page 13 that puts this whole thing in context.

On November 20 2011 22:21 Suisen wrote:

First, you missed the irony that all processed food in the US is loaded with additional sugar, fat salt and other substances to 'enhance' the flavor. In the US you can't get healthy processed food. This is even a problem in Europe. Those that produce the foods know very well that if they add less, people won't buy it because it won't taste as good.

Second, children don't have a choice. They are children. The decision is made for them. Right now their fate is to be fat and unhealthy.

Third, we are talking about schools for children only.

So think again because you launch into full force straw man.


First, the blanket statement that all processed foods are bad for you, is false. For example, milk is considered a processed food because it's pasteurized to kill bacteria and homogenized to keep fats from separating. You do have the option of drinking "Raw" milk, but that has a higher risk of causing food-borne illness.

Second, your wrong, children do have the choice, you can argue they are unable to make the decision, which would be a truer statement, and really depends on the grade level we are talking about. Keep in mind the parents who don't want their children eating pizza, or whatever else they may serve, will send them to school with a home-made lunch. Also we are talking about 2 tablespoons of tomato paste vs 1/2 cup. This hardly is the main cause of childhood obesity and is in no way the focus of the bill,

Third, his statement said that the US needed to outlaw all processed foods. He did not limit it to schools, so actually that in no-way was a straw man. If his suggestion was followed all of those foods I listed would be gone.


Fourth, again we are all losing sight of the fact that this bill H.R. 2112 was the budget for 5 whole departments with this issue being mentioned in only 1 section of the entire bill. It is hardly a big deal in any way.
Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
November 20 2011 23:04 GMT
#290
On November 21 2011 07:32 Qwalt wrote:
Lol, you're all so ignorant.


Pizza is also bread/milk/meat(depending on whats on it)

I think you guys should have paid more attention in health class.

Did any of you even read article?

Says a PORTION OF VEGETABLES.


Not that pizza=vegetable


Well the bad thing is that they can qualify something that has more bread/milk/meat/whatever in it than it has vegetables in it as a portion of vegetables. I think everybody knows pizza doesn't all of a sudden grow on plants just because congress says so.
Battle.net 2.0 is a waiter and he's a dick
llKenZyll
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States853 Posts
November 20 2011 23:39 GMT
#291
On November 21 2011 07:32 Qwalt wrote:
Lol, you're all so ignorant.


Pizza is also bread/milk/meat(depending on whats on it)

I think you guys should have paid more attention in health class.

Did any of you even read article?

Says a PORTION OF VEGETABLES.


Not that pizza=vegetable

So in that case, muffins are vegetables? I mean they have Milk, Wheat and Meat (depending whats on it)
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amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
November 20 2011 23:43 GMT
#292
so if pizza are vegatables, i filed a patent on my pizza seeds. THE WORLD IS MINE! MINE TO CONTROL!!
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
TheGiftedApe
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1243 Posts
November 20 2011 23:47 GMT
#293
You guys do realize that congress is doing this as a protest to michelle obama trying to force strict food regiments on Us schools right?
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Therightside
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States9 Posts
November 20 2011 23:50 GMT
#294
On November 21 2011 08:47 TheGiftedApe wrote:
You guys do realize that congress is doing this as a protest to michelle obama trying to force strict food regiments on Us schools right?


I doubt it. As stated previously this was a very very small part of a very very large bill. I don't think that specific section got alot of attention at all. It was hardly a coordinated effort of congress to make a statement. It was more something in the background that didn't matter much compared to the other issues in the bill.
bioniK
Profile Joined November 2010
United States65 Posts
November 21 2011 00:36 GMT
#295
As an American I'm pretty fucking embarrassed.
TheGiftedApe
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1243 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-21 00:56:44
November 21 2011 00:38 GMT
#296
On November 21 2011 08:50 Therightside wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2011 08:47 TheGiftedApe wrote:
You guys do realize that congress is doing this as a protest to michelle obama trying to force strict food regiments on Us schools right?


I doubt it. As stated previously this was a very very small part of a very very large bill. I don't think that specific section got alot of attention at all. It was hardly a coordinated effort of congress to make a statement. It was more something in the background that didn't matter much compared to the other issues in the bill.


exactly.....it was placed in the background to smite michelle obama, there would be no other reason for them to add that now. It's embarrassing that congressman actually spend their time on such nonsense. The timing would suggest I am correct, Michelle obama proposes the reform food in school bill, congress adds this pizza is a vegetable to their bill.... Either way, trolling has no place in congress imo.
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llKenZyll
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States853 Posts
November 21 2011 00:39 GMT
#297
On November 21 2011 08:47 TheGiftedApe wrote:
You guys do realize that congress is doing this as a protest to michelle obama trying to force strict food regiments on Us schools right?

If this is true, I love america more than ever.
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Therightside
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States9 Posts
November 21 2011 01:02 GMT
#298
On November 21 2011 09:38 TheGiftedApe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2011 08:50 Therightside wrote:
On November 21 2011 08:47 TheGiftedApe wrote:
You guys do realize that congress is doing this as a protest to michelle obama trying to force strict food regiments on Us schools right?


I doubt it. As stated previously this was a very very small part of a very very large bill. I don't think that specific section got alot of attention at all. It was hardly a coordinated effort of congress to make a statement. It was more something in the background that didn't matter much compared to the other issues in the bill.


exactly.....it was placed in the background to smite michelle obama, there would be no other reason for them to add that now. It's embarrassing that congressman actually spend their time on such nonsense. The timing would suggest I am correct, Michelle obama proposes the reform food in school bill, congress adds this pizza is a vegetable to their bill.... Either way, trolling has no place in congress imo.


No, you are incorrect. The only reason it was included in this bill is because the budget needed to be approved for the bill that made the actual changes, that was passed in 2010. It was not added in to smite Michelle Obama, it was put it because it had to be. The budget for FY2012 had to be passed, and this was a tiny part of it. Read my post on page 13 to see exactly what bill i'm talking about.

Was it placed in the background to smite Michelle Obama? No.

There would be no other reason to add it. Actually as stated above the budget for the FY2012 had to be passed, and that encompassed this.

Congress adds this pizza as a vegetable to their bill. Actually they didn't they continued the current policy that 2 tablespoons of tomato paste can be considered a serving of vegetables. No change was made.

There was no trolling, it was required....
NoobCamper
Profile Joined November 2011
United States22 Posts
November 21 2011 01:20 GMT
#299
I'm kinda embarrassed. I would like the TL community to know that at least I don't consider Pizza as a veggie.
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Cele
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Germany4016 Posts
November 21 2011 01:21 GMT
#300
honestly, as a german i´d pity you guys over there in the states for your food policy, if and only if our status quo was any better. Well it isnt, google up german food scandals over the past 5 years, i stopped counting em.
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Conquerer67
Profile Joined May 2011
United States605 Posts
November 21 2011 01:26 GMT
#301
On November 21 2011 06:52 SySLeif wrote:
Every school also offers an option for you to make a small sub on wheat bread and choose all your fresh toppings. The kids who pick pizza are the football players who need the high calorie content in their food. I don't know where all these fat kids were because I graduated last year from high school and we maybe had 1 fat kid per 300 students.


Your ignorance is amusing.
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Eschaton
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1245 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-21 01:38:22
November 21 2011 01:33 GMT
#302
Shit just keeps getting crazier, pizza now pepper spray is a vegetable thats good for our students. Go figure!

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Johnnybb
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark486 Posts
November 21 2011 02:36 GMT
#303
I don't even know what to say. So tempted to make an America joke right now.... but I wont!
garlicface
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada4196 Posts
November 21 2011 04:54 GMT
#304
On November 21 2011 10:33 Eschaton wrote:
Shit just keeps getting crazier, pizza now pepper spray is a vegetable thats good for our students. Go figure!

http://i.imgur.com/p24cN.png

ROFL I'm dying. Keep the jokes coming.
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HunterX11
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 23 2011 22:23 GMT
#305
On November 21 2011 09:38 TheGiftedApe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2011 08:50 Therightside wrote:
On November 21 2011 08:47 TheGiftedApe wrote:
You guys do realize that congress is doing this as a protest to michelle obama trying to force strict food regiments on Us schools right?


I doubt it. As stated previously this was a very very small part of a very very large bill. I don't think that specific section got alot of attention at all. It was hardly a coordinated effort of congress to make a statement. It was more something in the background that didn't matter much compared to the other issues in the bill.


exactly.....it was placed in the background to smite michelle obama, there would be no other reason for them to add that now. It's embarrassing that congressman actually spend their time on such nonsense. The timing would suggest I am correct, Michelle obama proposes the reform food in school bill, congress adds this pizza is a vegetable to their bill.... Either way, trolling has no place in congress imo.


Uh, the reason is campaign contributions from ConAgra and other such players. What Michelle Obama likes or dislikes is a non-concern compared to cold, hard cash.
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Soulish
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1403 Posts
November 23 2011 23:06 GMT
#306
On November 21 2011 07:25 FryktSkyene wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2011 07:23 Qwalt wrote:
On November 21 2011 07:11 anrimayu wrote:
On November 21 2011 07:04 Qwalt wrote:
So because the parts that aren't vegetables aren't healthy that makes tomatoes=not serving of veggie?


logic=/=


tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables.


Not from a nutritional standpoint.

It's just because of how it grows on the plant, nothing to with actual food.

Just like peanuts aren't meat but are in the meat foodgroup


From a legal standpoint they are.

from a legal standpoint tomatoes are vegetables gg
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Xenocryst
Profile Joined December 2010
United States521 Posts
November 23 2011 23:10 GMT
#307
hooray for more even shittier school food. But you guys are forgetting that the arguments aren't what really matter its the fact that lobbyists represent companies that make huge campaign contributions that sway the congressmen's decision more than a little bit.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-23 23:23:09
November 23 2011 23:19 GMT
#308
On November 20 2011 00:56 hipsterHobbit wrote:
It's dumb in that schools are required to serve particular servings of this and that in the first place.

It's your job as a parent to make sure your kid eats healthy. If the school doesn't serve healthy food, then the onus is on you, where it should be.


So if you have parents who lack education, you're not worthy of living a healthy life?
Come on I don't understand how corporate interest can stop the president from giving children the chance of eating healthy food atleast when they're at public schools...
So fucked up on so many levels. Even more funny considering the amount of flack Obama's recieving.

Edit. I'm totally expecting hearing that apples will be replaced by hamburgers in food stores ^_^
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I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
November 23 2011 23:29 GMT
#309
How this thread is still open is beyond my understanding. It's 16 pages of largely uniformed people spouting off nonsense because of a bias article or a stupid thread title. Hey, let's have another insult America's stupidity thread, those are always great!

Who needs context or facts when you can have sensationalism?
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Slanina
Profile Joined November 2010
35 Posts
November 23 2011 23:35 GMT
#310
Hmm seems like the lobbyists from the food industry successfully circumvented (in a ridiculous and so obvious way) a healthy effort/law made by the government to make school food healthier and therefore push the life quality of us students. It reminds me of the health system in America, which is so corrupted by lobbyist that I as an European can only stare at it in disbelief. Why do American citizens allow that companies abuse them that way? I'm also amazed by the bullshit that Obama had to take because of his moves on the health care system. U know this lobbyists really ABUSE the fear of the average Americans of too much government control. Every little step towards that will be described as communism/socialism, but what the people don't understand is that they are being tricked into their own disadvantage if they follow that fear. In Germany f.e. everybody HAS to pay health insurance, but because everybody pays it, everybody gets the same/best treatment and therefore everybody can afford it. It is actually pretty simple once it works, but it is hard to get to that point once a country has let private corporations build up their own businesses and therefore their own rules.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
November 24 2011 00:02 GMT
#311
On November 24 2011 08:29 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
How this thread is still open is beyond my understanding. It's 16 pages of largely uniformed people spouting off nonsense because of a bias article or a stupid thread title. Hey, let's have another insult America's stupidity thread, those are always great!

Who needs context or facts when you can have sensationalism?


Well isn't the real story that the white house is trying to get pizzas out of the school lunch in favour of healthier food, but they got beaten by congress because of heavy lobby work.
It's like the definition of a bribe, isn't it? What people are bashing is how politics is so heavily influenced by private money.
Being able to buy the support of the congress takes away the point and the legitimacy of a democracy.
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HunterX11
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 24 2011 00:09 GMT
#312
On November 24 2011 09:02 Euronyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 08:29 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
How this thread is still open is beyond my understanding. It's 16 pages of largely uniformed people spouting off nonsense because of a bias article or a stupid thread title. Hey, let's have another insult America's stupidity thread, those are always great!

Who needs context or facts when you can have sensationalism?


Well isn't the real story that the white house is trying to get pizzas out of the school lunch in favour of healthier food, but they got beaten by congress because of heavy lobby work.
It's like the definition of a bribe, isn't it? What people are bashing is how politics is so heavily influenced by private money.
Being able to buy the support of the congress takes away the point and the legitimacy of a democracy.


Yeah but it's a constitutional right to bribe politicians so long as it is not an explicit quid pro quo.
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Makavillin
Profile Joined March 2011
113 Posts
November 24 2011 01:57 GMT
#313
So two spoonfuls of a liquid/paste based fruit allows you to pass a food as a vegetable?
liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
November 24 2011 02:02 GMT
#314
My god, the OP updated his OP to claim that his title wasn't misleading, and he included a post which never once says that pizza was defined as a vegetable.

They simply said pizza CONTAINED A SERVING OF VEGETABLES. My god are people really not understanding this? We can debate all we want about the whether or not tomato paste is healthy or not. That doesn't change the fact that the title of the thread is misleading. Pizza is not being defined as a fucking vegetable.
HTODethklok
Profile Joined November 2010
United States221 Posts
November 24 2011 02:59 GMT
#315
Isnt it great how people who dont have the slightest clue about proper nutrition get to make life changing decisions for the youths of our country?
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MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
November 24 2011 03:04 GMT
#316
Anything can happen...
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IN AMERICA!

MuATaran
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada231 Posts
November 24 2011 03:07 GMT
#317
So wait, all that pizza that made me fat was not the reason?!?!?! Thank you america! This is actually one of the more stupid things I have heard because I hate to admit it but I am one of those kids who suffered from this bull shit, it took a lot of work getting to a health weight because of the crap that I was never told not to eat.
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ShamTao
Profile Joined September 2010
United States419 Posts
November 24 2011 03:09 GMT
#318
BAHHAHAHAHA. Effing LOL. The last thing America needs to convince itself is that fat and carbs constitutes ANYTHING healthy.
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liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-24 03:15:58
November 24 2011 03:14 GMT
#319
On November 24 2011 12:07 MuATaran wrote:
So wait, all that pizza that made me fat was not the reason?!?!?! Thank you america! This is actually one of the more stupid things I have heard because I hate to admit it but I am one of those kids who suffered from this bull shit, it took a lot of work getting to a health weight because of the crap that I was never told not to eat.

Wow.... just wow....

You really need government to hold your hand to tell you that pizza is not a very healthy food? Come on now... You weren't living under a rock, and you don't lack common sense do you?

I guess you just want to blame your weight on someone other than yourself. If you want to blame anyone, maybe blame your parents for not teaching you that eating healthy is important. No offense, that's just how it sounds when someone says "no one told me not to eat pizza." This is why we have nanny governments and disclaimers that say "do not put the KY jelly on bread, this is not for eating."
screamingpalm
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1527 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-24 03:18:41
November 24 2011 03:15 GMT
#320
On November 24 2011 09:09 HunterX11 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 09:02 Euronyme wrote:
On November 24 2011 08:29 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
How this thread is still open is beyond my understanding. It's 16 pages of largely uniformed people spouting off nonsense because of a bias article or a stupid thread title. Hey, let's have another insult America's stupidity thread, those are always great!

Who needs context or facts when you can have sensationalism?


Well isn't the real story that the white house is trying to get pizzas out of the school lunch in favour of healthier food, but they got beaten by congress because of heavy lobby work.
It's like the definition of a bribe, isn't it? What people are bashing is how politics is so heavily influenced by private money.
Being able to buy the support of the congress takes away the point and the legitimacy of a democracy.


Yeah but it's a constitutional right to bribe politicians so long as it is not an explicit quid pro quo.


Speaking of "constitutional", I would argue that this "congressional super committee" that made this decision is unconstitutional in and of itself. Seems like a way for public officials to avoid having scars on their public voting records on sensitive and controversial subjects that could threaten their re-election.

This wasn't just about pizza either, french fries and whole grain foods were also "on the menu".

Another reason why this is so ridiculous is that this "super committee" hasn't been able to agree on anything so far, except where special interest bribes are concerned (and at the expense of school nutrition).

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-november-16-2011/superbad


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Werk
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States294 Posts
November 24 2011 03:22 GMT
#321
oh god...i closed reddit and click on TL hoping to avoid the pizza is a veggie posts -.-
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baubo
Profile Joined September 2008
China3370 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-24 03:24:50
November 24 2011 03:23 GMT
#322
If you look at any bill in the US these days, you'd find hilarity like this in all of them. Congress refused to pass a bill to give medical care to 9/11 firemen out of the fear of "some of them being terrorists and leeching off the American Health Care ssytem". They passed a bill to regulate Wall Street but made sure the bill had no funding to actually do the regulating. They spend their time reaffirming the "In God We Trust" motto rather than trying to reduce the deficit. etc. etc. etc.

It's hard to believe that at one point, a Republican President created the EPA which actually cleaned the air. I mean, who'd have thought the government can do things like helping people live a better life?
Meh
Snackysnacks
Profile Joined December 2010
United States411 Posts
November 24 2011 03:24 GMT
#323
Please update the op so that pizza has a SERVING of vegetables, im tired of all the country bashing and such...
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JonnyBNoHo
Profile Joined July 2011
United States6277 Posts
November 24 2011 03:26 GMT
#324
Congress doesn't decide what goes on school lunch menus. If you want your kids to eat healthier either have them bring a healthy lunch to school or convince the school to serve healthier food. There's no need to make every government decision an act of Congress.

This is just a minimum standard to receive Federal funding...

Not a big deal.
baubo
Profile Joined September 2008
China3370 Posts
November 24 2011 03:29 GMT
#325
On November 24 2011 12:24 Snackysnacks wrote:
Please update the op so that pizza has a SERVING of vegetables, im tired of all the country bashing and such...


Congress has a 9% approval rating with AMERICANS. Before you start getting tired of everyone else bashing America, perhaps you should first make sure Americans aren't bashing themselves?
Meh
Snackysnacks
Profile Joined December 2010
United States411 Posts
November 24 2011 03:33 GMT
#326
On November 24 2011 12:29 baubo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 12:24 Snackysnacks wrote:
Please update the op so that pizza has a SERVING of vegetables, im tired of all the country bashing and such...


Congress has a 9% approval rating with AMERICANS. Before you start getting tired of everyone else bashing America, perhaps you should first make sure Americans aren't bashing themselves?

Did exclude "AMERICANS" from my statement. I'm well aware that half the posts in this thread comes from my country bashing upon itself.

Are you perhaps trying to say this to prove im a stupid American or something? Or that I am blind just like the rest of my country?
That was not needed, Yo.
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screamingpalm
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1527 Posts
November 24 2011 03:37 GMT
#327
On November 24 2011 12:26 JonnyBNoHo wrote:
Congress doesn't decide what goes on school lunch menus. If you want your kids to eat healthier either have them bring a healthy lunch to school or convince the school to serve healthier food. There's no need to make every government decision an act of Congress.

This is just a minimum standard to receive Federal funding...

Not a big deal.


It isn't that simple for everyone. There are many children that receive subsidized lunches that can't just bring their own healthier lunch, for example. How can parents convince schools that are facing massive budget cuts to serve healthier, more expensive food?
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baubo
Profile Joined September 2008
China3370 Posts
November 24 2011 03:43 GMT
#328
On November 24 2011 12:33 Snackysnacks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 12:29 baubo wrote:
On November 24 2011 12:24 Snackysnacks wrote:
Please update the op so that pizza has a SERVING of vegetables, im tired of all the country bashing and such...


Congress has a 9% approval rating with AMERICANS. Before you start getting tired of everyone else bashing America, perhaps you should first make sure Americans aren't bashing themselves?

Did exclude "AMERICANS" from my statement. I'm well aware that half the posts in this thread comes from my country bashing upon itself.

Are you perhaps trying to say this to prove im a stupid American or something? Or that I am blind just like the rest of my country?
That was not needed, Yo.


I'm trying to imply that if something sucks, people can bash it. Not bashing something that sucks is anti-American. Hence the 9% approval rating. Preventing people from ranting about horrible government policies is... well, communism.

And please, you're trying to defend Congress on semantics. The true goal of Congress is that they want to both appease their lobbyists as well as make it seem like they're promoting healthy eating. It's this disgusting two-faced bull**** that has made the public lose their faith in the government.
Meh
Snackysnacks
Profile Joined December 2010
United States411 Posts
November 24 2011 03:50 GMT
#329
On November 24 2011 12:43 baubo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 12:33 Snackysnacks wrote:
On November 24 2011 12:29 baubo wrote:
On November 24 2011 12:24 Snackysnacks wrote:
Please update the op so that pizza has a SERVING of vegetables, im tired of all the country bashing and such...


Congress has a 9% approval rating with AMERICANS. Before you start getting tired of everyone else bashing America, perhaps you should first make sure Americans aren't bashing themselves?

Did exclude "AMERICANS" from my statement. I'm well aware that half the posts in this thread comes from my country bashing upon itself.

Are you perhaps trying to say this to prove im a stupid American or something? Or that I am blind just like the rest of my country?
That was not needed, Yo.


I'm trying to imply that if something sucks, people can bash it. Not bashing something that sucks is anti-American. Hence the 9% approval rating. Preventing people from ranting about horrible government policies is... well, communism.

And please, you're trying to defend Congress on semantics. The true goal of Congress is that they want to both appease their lobbyists as well as make it seem like they're promoting healthy eating. It's this disgusting two-faced bull**** that has made the public lose their faith in the government.

No, i just want stupid people to stop being stupid.
Yes, go ahead and comment that tomato paste and ect are not a serving of vegetables.
Everything you state about "congress true goal" is in fact my view on everything, i agree with you. Now, lets discuss like this.

Or, have it your way, ill take all my comments back, and enjoy a thread with posts like these
On November 21 2011 01:42 WOPR wrote:
USA agenda = afghanistan, iraq, iran. somewhere else and pizza!!!!!! u guys are fucked

Occupy ur brain and so something!

On November 21 2011 04:55 Orcasgt24 wrote:
Good. Now I can say I eat alot of veggies. Well done congress on making another great decision.

On November 21 2011 06:37 jax1492 wrote:
i ate pizza every Friday in school when i was a kid, i don't see anything wrong with it .... but to classify it as a vegetable is insane.



All i asked for, was changed to be more correct. You take it as my point of view.
I wish to stop ignorance.
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DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
November 24 2011 04:08 GMT
#330
It says a "serving size" of pizza contains within it the equivalent "one serving" of vegetables under the food pyramid guideline, which is... probably not true. But they didn't say pizza itself is a vegetable. I'm sure at least ten other people have said that already, why is this thread still open except some of the shit people are saying is hilarious
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TheDougler
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada8302 Posts
November 24 2011 04:10 GMT
#331
Every time I hear about the underbelly of American society I die a little.
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HTODethklok
Profile Joined November 2010
United States221 Posts
November 24 2011 04:28 GMT
#332
On November 24 2011 12:14 liberal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 12:07 MuATaran wrote:
So wait, all that pizza that made me fat was not the reason?!?!?! Thank you america! This is actually one of the more stupid things I have heard because I hate to admit it but I am one of those kids who suffered from this bull shit, it took a lot of work getting to a health weight because of the crap that I was never told not to eat.

Wow.... just wow....

You really need government to hold your hand to tell you that pizza is not a very healthy food? Come on now... You weren't living under a rock, and you don't lack common sense do you?

I guess you just want to blame your weight on someone other than yourself. If you want to blame anyone, maybe blame your parents for not teaching you that eating healthy is important. No offense, that's just how it sounds when someone says "no one told me not to eat pizza." This is why we have nanny governments and disclaimers that say "do not put the KY jelly on bread, this is not for eating."



Because when your in elementry school you should know better than to think that pizza is healthy for you right? In all my years in public school not once was I ever taught about proper nutrition. The only thing they show you is that outdated food pyramid thats supposed to teach you how much of which foods to eat. I had to learn about nutrition on my own when I was tired of being overweight not only from eating the food from school but also the food my parents would prepare for me. They wernt properly educated about nutrition and had I not taken it upon myself to learn I would have no clue about proper nutrition besides what the government teaches you in public school.
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screamingpalm
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1527 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-24 08:22:38
November 24 2011 04:37 GMT
#333
A lot of people are dismissing this topic, but this is a very important one for me. The quality of food and nutrition in the US is absolutely atrocious. From personal experience, I once lived as an ex-pat and at one point traveled back and forth between the US and Italy with my ex-wife. What we noticed, and everyone over in Italy, is that when we came back from the US, after a few days they would notice that we had lost some weight and our skin colour would return. When we were in the US we lived off of one meal a day (as much as we could afford at that time) and in Italy we ate like freakin' royalty... 3 huge meals a day.

A big part of it, in my opinion, is that there is no invested interest in the health of the citizens in this country- no universal health care system. Unregulated corporate capitalism that begins marketing to kids at a young age and exploits consumers with powerful advertising and marketing to a public without a safety net when they get sick. The same conservative view that wants to allow unfettered capitalism denies consumer protections to those affected by it.

There are some good books on the subject, and this interview is a good one with the author of "Food Rules".

http://www.democracynow.org/2010/2/8/michael_pollan_on_food_rules_an
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JonnyBNoHo
Profile Joined July 2011
United States6277 Posts
November 24 2011 15:58 GMT
#334
On November 24 2011 12:37 screamingpalm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 12:26 JonnyBNoHo wrote:
Congress doesn't decide what goes on school lunch menus. If you want your kids to eat healthier either have them bring a healthy lunch to school or convince the school to serve healthier food. There's no need to make every government decision an act of Congress.

This is just a minimum standard to receive Federal funding...

Not a big deal.


It isn't that simple for everyone. There are many children that receive subsidized lunches that can't just bring their own healthier lunch, for example. How can parents convince schools that are facing massive budget cuts to serve healthier, more expensive food?


The difference between the two regulations is small... so only pack a lunch every other pizza day. Probably it would cost around $50 / year... not much!! And if you are that poor just use your food stamp cash or EIC tax credits...

True that local schools are facing budget cuts but the Federal government isn't doing much better!
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
November 24 2011 16:23 GMT
#335
On November 20 2011 00:50 Grettin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:44 gullberg wrote:
Allow me to direct you to http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=286311

EDIT: NVM that thread was locked


Yeah.. i thought we had a thread already..

Well, all i can say is pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.


What?! Pineapple is delicious! Nothing like a Hawaiian pizza with Ham, Chicken and Pineapple on it! YUM
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nebula.
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Sweden1431 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-24 16:28:34
November 24 2011 16:27 GMT
#336
I love the fact that there's an American Frozen Food Institute.

What's next? The American Association of Snickers Enthusiasts?
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HunterX11
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 24 2011 22:20 GMT
#337
On November 24 2011 12:24 Snackysnacks wrote:
Please update the op so that pizza has a SERVING of vegetables, im tired of all the country bashing and such...


I agree, a better title would be "U.S. Congress Supports Pizza Industry Profits Instead of Reducing Malnutrition in Schoolchildren"
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HunterX11
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 24 2011 22:22 GMT
#338
On November 24 2011 12:50 Snackysnacks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 12:43 baubo wrote:
On November 24 2011 12:33 Snackysnacks wrote:
On November 24 2011 12:29 baubo wrote:
On November 24 2011 12:24 Snackysnacks wrote:
Please update the op so that pizza has a SERVING of vegetables, im tired of all the country bashing and such...


Congress has a 9% approval rating with AMERICANS. Before you start getting tired of everyone else bashing America, perhaps you should first make sure Americans aren't bashing themselves?

Did exclude "AMERICANS" from my statement. I'm well aware that half the posts in this thread comes from my country bashing upon itself.

Are you perhaps trying to say this to prove im a stupid American or something? Or that I am blind just like the rest of my country?
That was not needed, Yo.


I'm trying to imply that if something sucks, people can bash it. Not bashing something that sucks is anti-American. Hence the 9% approval rating. Preventing people from ranting about horrible government policies is... well, communism.

And please, you're trying to defend Congress on semantics. The true goal of Congress is that they want to both appease their lobbyists as well as make it seem like they're promoting healthy eating. It's this disgusting two-faced bull**** that has made the public lose their faith in the government.

No, i just want stupid people to stop being stupid.
Yes, go ahead and comment that tomato paste and ect are not a serving of vegetables.
Everything you state about "congress true goal" is in fact my view on everything, i agree with you. Now, lets discuss like this.

Or, have it your way, ill take all my comments back, and enjoy a thread with posts like these
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On November 21 2011 01:42 WOPR wrote:
USA agenda = afghanistan, iraq, iran. somewhere else and pizza!!!!!! u guys are fucked

Occupy ur brain and so something!

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On November 21 2011 04:55 Orcasgt24 wrote:
Good. Now I can say I eat alot of veggies. Well done congress on making another great decision.

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On November 21 2011 06:37 jax1492 wrote:
i ate pizza every Friday in school when i was a kid, i don't see anything wrong with it .... but to classify it as a vegetable is insane.



All i asked for, was changed to be more correct. You take it as my point of view.
I wish to stop ignorance.


Well, ketchup is a vegetable in the U.S. in a previous decision to fuck over untermensch children, so it's understandable how people might thing that this means pizza is a vegetable too now.
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nanaoei
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
3358 Posts
November 24 2011 22:33 GMT
#339
a meat-lover's pizza may be considered a vegetable
i have no follow-up to the ridiculous thoughts i have, but there must be some vegetarians face-palming somewhere
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FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
November 24 2011 22:33 GMT
#340
-Facepalm-


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Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
November 24 2011 22:34 GMT
#341
Nice! My diet just became more vegetable inclusive. USA FTW
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WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-24 23:12:01
November 24 2011 23:11 GMT
#342
On November 25 2011 07:34 Alejandrisha wrote:
Nice! My diet just became more vegetable inclusive. USA FTW

Yes, because before this, your Pizza's contained Toothpaste instead of Tomato Paste. Thanks to Congress, your vegetable intake has increased.

Remind me why people are being so stupid over this? Anyone could tell you that yes, a Cheeseburger with a slice of tomatoes, onions and a few pieces of lettuce does, in fact, have vegetable content. Only an idiot would say that because those toppings add up to a single serving of vegetables, Cheesburgers magically become more healthy.
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HunterX11
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 25 2011 00:55 GMT
#343
On November 25 2011 08:11 WolfintheSheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 25 2011 07:34 Alejandrisha wrote:
Nice! My diet just became more vegetable inclusive. USA FTW

Yes, because before this, your Pizza's contained Toothpaste instead of Tomato Paste. Thanks to Congress, your vegetable intake has increased.

Remind me why people are being so stupid over this? Anyone could tell you that yes, a Cheeseburger with a slice of tomatoes, onions and a few pieces of lettuce does, in fact, have vegetable content. Only an idiot would say that because those toppings add up to a single serving of vegetables, Cheesburgers magically become more healthy.


Actually, these guidelines do state that the toppings add up to sufficient nutrition. Even if you hate children, you should just abstain from having any instead of trying to stunt the growth of other people's children.
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TheDraken
Profile Joined July 2011
United States640 Posts
November 27 2011 21:28 GMT
#344
On November 24 2011 12:33 Snackysnacks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 12:29 baubo wrote:
On November 24 2011 12:24 Snackysnacks wrote:
Please update the op so that pizza has a SERVING of vegetables, im tired of all the country bashing and such...


Congress has a 9% approval rating with AMERICANS. Before you start getting tired of everyone else bashing America, perhaps you should first make sure Americans aren't bashing themselves?

Did exclude "AMERICANS" from my statement. I'm well aware that half the posts in this thread comes from my country bashing upon itself.

Are you perhaps trying to say this to prove im a stupid American or something? Or that I am blind just like the rest of my country?
That was not needed, Yo.


bro. calm down.

of all the things people bash our country for, this one is the most well deserved. not sure if you have some special respect for congress, but i sure as hell don't. this just goes to reaffirm the fact that america is run by yahoos. sure you can defend them and say that they're calling the content of the pizza a vegetable, but for fucks sake it's greasy tomato paste full of salt and sugar. the bigger point of the article is that there is nothing "vegetable" about a pizza, but congress doesn't give a shit because they're congress.
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Artifice
Profile Joined May 2010
United States523 Posts
November 27 2011 21:35 GMT
#345
It doesn't really matter, when you give kids a choice they eat shit anyway, you could have a smorgasbord of fruits and vegetables in a highschool cafeteria and one pizza oven, and there would be a line a mile long for pizza.
Tewks44
Profile Joined April 2011
United States2032 Posts
November 28 2011 04:19 GMT
#346
From what I understand pizza was already considered a vegetable, and this article says that the requirement for pizza being considered a vegetable should not be altered. I don't see why this article is a huge problem for some people. I'd imagine most people on here would never consider Pizza a vegetable regardless of what the silly politicians and lobbyists have to say about it. I do, however, think this article highlights a continuing problem with health standards in the U.S. Apparently a greasy, cheesy piece of flat bread can be considered a vegetable as long as you smear some tomato paste on it (funny, because the government has previously classified tomatoes as a fruit, but that's beside the point). With that mindset I can eat fast food all I want as long as there's tomatoes and onions on my burger! It's a difficult situation. Ideally I would say kids need to be better educated on the effects of eating unhealthy food, but let's be honest, they're kids and pizza tastes good. It's tough to convince mature adults not to pig out on unhealthy food, why should we expect kids to behave better?
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WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
November 28 2011 07:08 GMT
#347
On November 25 2011 09:55 HunterX11 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 25 2011 08:11 WolfintheSheep wrote:
On November 25 2011 07:34 Alejandrisha wrote:
Nice! My diet just became more vegetable inclusive. USA FTW

Yes, because before this, your Pizza's contained Toothpaste instead of Tomato Paste. Thanks to Congress, your vegetable intake has increased.

Remind me why people are being so stupid over this? Anyone could tell you that yes, a Cheeseburger with a slice of tomatoes, onions and a few pieces of lettuce does, in fact, have vegetable content. Only an idiot would say that because those toppings add up to a single serving of vegetables, Cheesburgers magically become more healthy.


Actually, these guidelines do state that the toppings add up to sufficient nutrition. Even if you hate children, you should just abstain from having any instead of trying to stunt the growth of other people's children.

Are you serious? So because Congress changed the guidelines, you're telling me that you're going to feed your kids Cheeseburgers and Pizza all the time, because it contains one serving of vegetables?

I don't need any help seeing that a slice of tomato, pieces of lettuce and onions add up to a half-decent amount of vegetables. Just like I don't need any help seeing that a Cheeseburger's nutritional value does not change because Congress changes some numbers on a guideline.

If 2 Tablespoons of Tomato Paste genuinely do contain the necessary nutrients to be considered a serving of vegetables, then eating 2tbsp worth of Tomato Paste inside a Pizza means you ate a serving of vegetables. If you, or anyone else, needs their hand held by Congress to clarify that having one serving of vegetables does not constitute a healthy meal alone, then there are far more serious issues than some numbers on a chart.
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KaiserCommander
Profile Joined April 2010
Mexico290 Posts
November 28 2011 08:01 GMT
#348
On November 20 2011 00:56 FallDownMarigold wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 20 2011 00:50 eshlow wrote:
U.S. Obesity health care costs currently exceed $147 billion.

But Congress thinks they are saving money by classifying pizza as a vegetable so they don't have to pay more money to get healthier foods in schools.

Makes sense to me.


Not arguing with you, but I actually learned that obesity is not a major contributing factor to rising health care costs in the US. There is a good bit of evidence that it in fact only accounts for a negligible increase in rising health care costs in the US. The primary factor in rising health care costs in the US is over consumption of medical technologies/treatment and health care products.


Actually... you're wrong, in World (more notable in US and México) the factor that contributing more to incrase the money that heatlh care sistems need is chronic-degenerative diseases all related to obesity 'cause they hit economical stability in LONG TERMS way. So diseases like diabetes, hypertension, left cardiac failure are consecuences of obesity and costs goverment the 70% of money given to health care in purposes of treatmen... that amount is still rising...

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Redn3ck
Profile Joined November 2011
United States18 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-28 08:10:36
November 28 2011 08:10 GMT
#349
On November 20 2011 00:50 eshlow wrote:
U.S. Obesity health care costs currently exceed $147 billion.

But Congress thinks they are saving money by classifying pizza as a vegetable so they don't have to pay more money to get healthier foods in schools.

Makes sense to me.

Nothing the government does is smart thats why we need less of it much less.
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