List of Winners Terranist JingleHell backtoback Bluething Congrats to the winners and thanks to everyone that entered. I'll see if I can get a few more keys since so many people were interested. More games on the way so see you guys soon~
+ Show Spoiler + TL Thread Official Website Path of Exile is an upcoming action-RPG from Grinding Gear Games and has recently entered closed beta testing. The devs have been kind enough to send me a few beta keys to give away here, so I thought I would do it in the fashion of my previous contests.Contest Rules Must have over 10 posts Must have an account older than one month Only one post allowed per person To enter, post in this thread with the name of any TL staff along with the name of an item you feel said staff member would wield while LARPing . (ex. Hot_Bid's Staff of Infinite Trolling) Winners will be chosen at random and announced on
Tuesday, Aug 16 5:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00) and will receive their beta key immediately after.
Manifesto7's Serrated Greatsword of LR Thread Banning
United States 4796 Posts
You're the man, Serejai. I don't want to enter the contest, but you're the man. (Although Nyovne's Mace of Nerd Head Bashing does sound attractive)
Manifesto7 with a large inflatable plastic banhammer. Also, Micronesia's Candlestick of Torte De Lini Slaying. Thank you so much for doing this I love you <3<3<3
R1CH's +2 Tome of Shell Scripting
Kennigit's trousers of squating
Chill's Escape Rod +1 to getting out
Chill's Cloak of Remembrance.
Hot_Bid's ESPORTS Glasses of Wisdom
Hot Bid's glasses of mirror image.
Chill's necklace of three larva. (per hatchery)
Hot_Bid's Cloak of Photo Bombing
Nazgul's flail of smashingness. LoTR reference ftw.
Chill get out laggy boots
Nazgul's Helmet of Moderation (Daedric Face of Fear with CE+24 Intelligence)
R1CH's Hat of Infinite Knowledge
Chill's Glass of Frozen Milk
keit's Pencil of Procrastination
Plexa's Waffle Batter Bottle of Heal once/day!
Grand Charm of Chill's Neutral Demeanor +5 to Minerals being Mined
Nazgul's Hammer of Rage 3% chance on hit to ban idra. well i tried.
Manifestos maul of manliness.
On August 15 2011 03:37 Babyfactory wrote: Meat's Tenderizer
Teehee
chill's button to get out
I don't wanna enter as it'll probably be a waste of a beta key but i would like to leave Chill's orb of getting out ^^
Saracen's Banhammer of Genocide
Hot_Bid's Making you Parkour Boots
Mensrea's Book of Absolute Logic My personal all time favorite mod, every post pure gold.
Milkis' Lens of Interpretation
Chill's Neutral Mace of Moderate Temperature.
Heyoka's book of pro knowledge and silence
Hot_Bid Troll hammer of approval
R1CH's Wizard's Staff of 'Wizard it up'
Chill's mining pick for mining minerals
"Chill's Neutral Weapon" also know as "Chill's Weapon"
Hot_Bid's shirt of +5 Manliness
Chill's Mask of Happiness
Zatic's Unescapable Banhammer
Neat contest, haha... Some of these are so good. O.O
Kennigit's Mace of Swift Justice
Hot_Bid's Portal Gun of pedestrian Problem-solving
Day9's J string (as in whip)
R1ch, with a keyboard with a razersharp edge
Chill's Laggy Mace that comes with +60(seconds) to finals time
Manfesto7's Soul Siphoning Banhammer For each ban he gets +1 soul shard (perma ban gives him +5), when 20 soul shards are gained the banhammer gains an active ability allowing him to use smite, instantly banning 20 people (no charges are gained for said bans). That explains how he bans so many people.
Chill's Cold Touch (wand) that freezes attacked enemy for eternity. Unless "touched" by Chill's blessing again.
Jinros sunglasses of coolness.
Day9's Rental Legs - used for transforming out of muppet mode
Plexa's Last Post
Nazgul's Staff of Invisibility
HotBid's Glasses of +7 eSports Jibba's Hammer of Forum Righteousness EvilTeletubby's Crystal Eye (Detects Trolls and Bad Posts)
Milkis's tongue twister Kennigit's chaos cannon
Kennigit's fists of leg breaking
Liquid`Nazgul's Amulet of the Ever-Lasting Lurker
If 2 are allowed Chill's F10 and N keyboard keys.
Hot_Bid's Aviators of awakening +1
Fakesteve's Greater Girdle of Crotch Mastery
R1CH's Staff of Great Wizardry
Kennigit's boots of the infernal mediocrity
R1CH's Staff of high level wizardry edit: everyone has better sayings than me.
Milkis book of translations
Hot_bid's sunglasses of infinite absorption!
Tyler's Light Sabre of Ultimate Badassery.
Chill's Iron Ring Edit: I'm actually kinda impressed with how clever I feel right now. This one takes a little bit of thought and basic knowledge to understand.
Chill's boots of increased speed!
Chill's Combat Staff of TearsAcquired by beating Combat Ex in a Bo5 Abilities: Immune to Combat Ex rage
Kennigit's gloves of awkward interviews
Liquid'Tyler's bottle of Absolut Vodka
Jinro's Gorilla Stick Edit: need to be wieldable so no armor I guess
Jinro's half broken battle of soju.
United Kingdom 16710 Posts
Sonuvbob and his Chicken of the Infinite (level 8).
FrozenArbiters Soft Cushion Maul
GTR's Crystal of Infinite Abyss
Hot-Bid's Ring of trolling them all
Manifesto7's Scythe of Justice
WaxAngel's Flute of Waking Up Snorlax
Zatic's Zweihander of Intoxicated Retribution
1584 Posts
disciple's keg of infinite alcohol
Jinro's Chin Helm of Giantness
Hot_Bid's Staff of Creeping
Hot_Bid's aviators of dominance
Jinro's glasses of terminator
Day9's Leggings of Complete Uselessness EDIT: Also, thanks for this Serejai! EDIT 2: I got access! Please don't consider me for this contest. Thanks!
Chill's Trinket of Infinite Justice
Manifesto7 [The Unstoppable Force] vs. Chill [The Immovable Object]
Hot_Bid's Coif of Troll Inducing
Day9's hair of always looking like just waken up! +5 Lazyness
Manifesto7's Hammer of the Gods
GTR's dripping knife of troll scalping
Manifesto7's Warhammer of Banning.
Germany 1287 Posts
Antoine's Keyboard of Speedtyping, socketed with an Illustrous F5 Jewel (+25% refresh rate)
R1CH's cloak of Greater Deceiving
Hotbid's cloak of invisibility, all the better for photobombing with
Hot_Bids glasses of photobombing
Plexa's Buriza-Do Kyanon Ballista Two-Hand Damage: (82-99) To (139-412) (110.5-255.5 Avg) Required Level: 41 Required Strength: 110 Required Dexterity: 80 Base Weapon Speed: [10] +150-200% Enhanced Blogging + (2.5 Per Character Level) 2-247 To Forum Posting Adds 32-196 Captivating Writing - 8 Second Duration Piercing Writing (100) Freezes Readers +3 +75-150 Fan popularity +35 to Charisma 80% Increased Forum Lurking from shadows (Only Spawns In Patch 1.09 or later)
Chill's ant-girl blog mace
Kennigit with the +6 Ban Hammer.
R1CH's Gloomy Blade of Extermination
Hot_Bid's phallic staff of photographic self insertion
TL.net Bot Lamp of Wisdom
Chill's Rune of Protection: Combat-EX
Hot Bid's Titanium Headband of LEBRON
R1CH's computer handbook, self crafted of course.+ Show Spoiler + On August 15 2011 04:45 sharakorr wrote: Plexa's Buriza-Do Kyanon Ballista Two-Hand Damage: (82-99) To (139-412) (110.5-255.5 Avg) Required Level: 41 Required Strength: 110 Required Dexterity: 80 Base Weapon Speed: [10] +150-200% Enhanced Blogging + (2.5 Per Character Level) 2-247 To Forum Posting Adds 32-196 Captivating Writing - 8 Second Duration Piercing Writing (100) Freezes Readers +3 +75-150 Fan popularity +35 to Charisma 80% Increased Forum Lurking from shadows (Only Spawns In Patch 1.09 or later)
copy and pasted from a D2 wiki eh
Kennigit's sunglasses of eternal sunshine.
Hot_Bid's troll rod of doom
GHOSTCLAWs tome of knowledge.
Chill's GET OUT claws Kennigit's Banjo of Mystery Waxangel's Facemask of the snoring snorlax Tyler's Gaze of fear inducing doom Nazgul's Pounder of the founder Jinro's Gorrilla Monocle of the Monobrow
Chill's Cloak of invisibility
Hot bid's Shades of Darkness
Manifesto7's hammer and sickle of banishment.
Manifesto7's Ban Hammer! Also Hot_Bid's Spectacles of Infinite Charisma.
Kennigit's Aqueous circlet of running averagely. Pic included: + Show Spoiler + P.S.: tyler's version is +1
Hot_Bid's Portal Gun of Disgrace
FakeSteve's Razor. (Both a LoL and Razr reference!) :D
p4NDemik's aegis of exile
Manifesto7's Gavel Of Pain
On August 15 2011 05:11 Dusty wrote: R1CH's computer handbook, self crafted of course.
+ Show Spoiler + On August 15 2011 04:45 sharakorr wrote: Plexa's Buriza-Do Kyanon Ballista Two-Hand Damage: (82-99) To (139-412) (110.5-255.5 Avg) Required Level: 41 Required Strength: 110 Required Dexterity: 80 Base Weapon Speed: [10] +150-200% Enhanced Blogging + (2.5 Per Character Level) 2-247 To Forum Posting Adds 32-196 Captivating Writing - 8 Second Duration Piercing Writing (100) Freezes Readers +3 +75-150 Fan popularity +35 to Charisma 80% Increased Forum Lurking from shadows (Only Spawns In Patch 1.09 or later)
copy and pasted from a D2 wiki eh
hahaha actually arreat summit
Hot_bid's Bladefan of a Thousand Names (ROLIDEX AWW YEAH)
Chill's Mace of Spatial Departure.
EvilTeletubbie's belly of baleful ban!
Germany / USA 16648 Posts
Saro's Flying Monkey of infinite Noobconfusion
Kennigit's Bastard Sword of Manner
R1CH's Dagger of Everlasting Technical Knowledge
Nazgul´s Helm of almighty power
On August 15 2011 05:44 Carnac wrote: Saro's Flying Monkey of infinite Noobconfusion
Noob's Icon-Question of Flying Monkey summoning.
Chill Frosted tome of intelligence
Nazgul's Tome of Organizational Prowess
kennigit imagnary hammer of coolness
chill's ring of objective casting!
Hot_Bid's majestic pink bandana
Kennigit and his Mr. Freeze Pop.
Liquid'Jinro's banhammer of rubber and compassion.
nazgul's wooden shoes of efficient footwear
manifesto7's kalash of capitalist slaying
Hot_Bid's Portal Gun of Supreme Inaccuracy
Legionnaire's kangaroo skinned bowie knife Legion was the sex.
NeoIllusion's Doran's Blade of Tryharding
Netherlands 6142 Posts
Dunno about weapon but boesthuis would ride a dinosaur.
Moderate Temperature's Dull Knife of Mediocrity
ETT with the MBC Game shirt of the Nintendo Princess you guys remember this right?
Chill's repeating crossbow of Once Again+ Show Spoiler + yes, it refers to Chill's amusing ability to include phrase "once again" in every second sentence, while casting
Nazgul's Nazgul of Nazguling.
Milkis translation of fear tome
Hot_Bid's Wand of Portal Suicide
WaxAngel's Goggles of Transcribing
Rekrul's rod of life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Hot_Bid's E-Sports Glasses of Photobombing
Beyonder's Scepter of Goodwill
Kiante's Tunic of Bisu-Loving
Chills Moderate-Temperature (heat -3) Staff
Konadora's repeating crossbow of spamming+ Show Spoiler + close enough to staff right
Boethius Amulet of sleeping with Kennigit.+ Show Spoiler + http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=94458
Hotbid's ESPORTS Aviators Equip effect: Lets nearby enemies know that you really like ESPORTS. Set bonus: ESPORTS set ESPORTS Aviators ESPORTS Tshirt Lets all nearby enemies know just how esports you are. "ESPORTS is StarCraft 2, you can't take the RTS out of ESPORTS, then it'd be ESPO and that doesn't make sense"
Chill's Speakerphone of Neutral Commentary
Rekrul's soul reading glasses
FakeSteve[TPR]'s Scepter of Rage. Feed more.
Chill clearly needs: Tasteless' earring of ladder point swindling (drops in the GOMTV studio)
Emlary's broom of lurking
Nazgul's ring to rule them all Liquid`Jinro's frozen mallet
Manifesto's Mallet of Intelligence and Integrity
Incontrol's Fluffy Care Bear Dumbbell of Strength
Beyonder's Troll Slayer Axe Chance on hit - Cast Spell of Warning 25% Chance to Ban Trolls for 2 weeks
The Chinstigator, Herald of the Frozen Arbiter. Yep, I play too much WoW, felt like coming up with something. No I don't want to enter the competition
Chill's Staff of the Interrupted Connection
Chill's cold winter hammer of love and apathy
R1CH's reverse engineered JPG virus of the exhorter
Flamewheel's truth-piercing eye of swampy rankness
Nazgul's Sword of Execution
Chill's Banhammer of Distortion
Kennegit's Team Liquid Pin of Shielding
9070 Posts
Hotbids Shining Visor of ESPORTS +2 Trolling +5 ESPORTS dollars -1 Credibility Additional info: Small chance of hurting ESPORTS whenever not worn
R1CH's hatchet of happy hacking
Korea (South) 922 Posts
R1CH's Wizard-That-Shit-Up Staff of Coding
Chill's Handsome Locket of ThorZaIN.
Empyrean's axe of troll slaying +2
Jinro's Gorilla club of nerd smashing.
Incontrol's dumbbells of the bear?
Hot_Bid's Golden Gavel of Trollagé
Chill's mace of banishment
Flamewheel's Sheepstick of cuteness.
Netherlands 6142 Posts
So Hotbid has glasses, Chill wields all kind of cold stuff, and some mods have weapon X of ban-ness. This topic needs a Hat of +2 Originality. ;< /grumpy old Pholon
Pholon's +2 Hat of Grumpiness
On August 15 2011 07:31 vlf wrote: Incontrol's dumbbells of the bear?
On August 15 2011 07:05 StarStruck wrote: Incontrol's Fluffy Care Bear Dumbbell of Strength
A little late and at least get it right!
Pholon's Boots of the Downtrodden
Chill's staff of cheap red wine drinking!
Hot_Bid's gauntlets of cheese grating
Fakesteve's master crotch guard
On August 15 2011 07:47 Pholon wrote: Chill wields all kind of cold stuff
Chill's fiery halberd of the swarm
On August 15 2011 07:47 Pholon wrote: So Hotbid has glasses, Chill wields all kind of cold stuff , and some mods have weapon X of ban-ness. This topic needs a Hat of +2 Originality. ;< /grumpy old Pholon
On August 15 2011 07:25 flowSthead wrote: Chill's Handsome Locket of ThorZaIN.
Nazgul's cloak of invisibility. (Not seen anything from him in ages! )
Chill with the sword CombatExBANE
Manifesto7's Carrying Cage of Cruncher
Hot_bid, he dont need nothing, hes just that troll
Empyrean’s sword of Heaven's Litany.
R1CH and that's already more than enough.
Hotbid's code of beta access Hotbid's ring of hopefulliness
Riku's Armor of Alexstrasza.+ Show Spoiler + I mean, such good protection! ^^
On April 21 2011 04:22 Riku wrote: Show nested quote + On April 21 2011 04:18 Mr. Wiggles wrote: Nova. :p If you're a girl, if you're a guy, it'd be kind've weird. >.<
Haha, I am a girl. The last cosplay I did was Alexstrasza.
Perhaps NSFW.
+ Show Spoiler +
Jinro's beanie of manners with a +10 grackenslayer enchant.
Chill's mace of a thousand octopus tendrils
Hot_Bid's Mechanical Keyboard of Infinite Trolling
HotBid's Staff Of E-Sports ( 5% chance to backfire, therefore ruining E-Sports)
iNcontroL's hairy hide of manliness
Milkis' leg guards enchanted by the touch of BoxeR at mlg alaheim .. . Milkis is staff right? w.e thats my guess tho
Naniwa's get out mouth guard
R1CH's pointy hat of computer wizardry
Milkis' rosetta helm of the ten thousand tongues.
Jinro's Staff of Icy Recall (FA)
Jinro's mysterious beanie of two colors.
On August 15 2011 07:52 StarStruck wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2011 07:05 StarStruck wrote: Incontrol's Fluffy Care Bear Dumbbell of Strength
A little late and at least get it right!
So you think I read the whole 11 pages before posting? Oh wow, thanks for schooling me.
The first one that comes to mind as far as dedicated larping goes. Chill wielding Icingdeath
Hot_Bid's Heroic Halberd of The Hundred Howls
Manifesto7's Hot Water of Spider Killing
Hotbid's Sunglassses of Doom
Chill's boots of awesomeness!
Chill's CombatEx Carapace
Hot_Bid's sword of one thousand truth's
Hot_Bid's "Everywhere-at-once" Cloak
Chill's Shortstaff of Anger
R1CH's Mace of Calculated Precision
Milkis's amulet of tongues.
Chill's amulet of teleportation/getting out :D
p4NDemik's +2 Krossbow of Misspelling
Chill's boots of Escapism
Hot_Bid's portal gun of fast fail
Liquid`Jinro's sunglasses of E-Sports Destruction
Milkis' Orb of Decryption p.s. Thanks for this opportunity!
Hot_Bid's chair of infinity.
Jinro's +200 APM Chinprotector
Rekrul's Scythe of Knowledge
Chill's Combat Axe (GET IT?!)
WaxAngel's Broadsword of Darkening Clouds
Chill's Ice Sandals of EscapeNaNiwa: CHILL GET OUT
Not enough Plexa love in this thread. Plexa's Master Pen of Final Editing
Chill's Scroll of No Teleportation
Chill's Pancreas of Insulin Scarcity
Liquid'Meat's Mace of Mystery
Tyler's Pills of Chilling
Fakesteve's Staff of Shen
United States 24741 Posts
micronesia's wooden knight shield of vagrant story
EvilTeletubby's evil Teletubby custard:VIDEO
Hot_Bid's +10 Photobombing Tunic
HotBid's Enchanted E-Sports Aviators.
Hot_Bid's Greater Sack. You know, for carrying loot.
HotBid's troll of scrollportation
Aesop's collaborative tome of infinite knowledge. (also known as liquipedia! :D)
Huk's Pillow of Sexyful Dreams
Chill's Hammer of Icy Fervor.
Sonuvbob's past picky pencil of stream application acceptance
Saracen's Metal Baseball Bat of Face Smashing
Waxangel's Heavenly Gloves Of the Zodiac +150% Enchanced Defense +2 skills to all 20 points in Vitality 30% Faster Writing Flow
R1CH's boots of Gotta skate
R1CH's Level 10 Staff of Ones and Zeros
Chill's +1 cold touch two-handed greatsword of speshal tactics.
Chill's Kite-shield of steadfastness. +40 Defense vs Naniwa's -1 meme's "No need to get out" edit: I just got in so discount this one
Nazgûl's Morgul-Blade of Blunking.
Hot_Bid's Illusory Lenses of Appiration +3 to Teleport +3 to Fade
Jinro's Chin of Glorious Wonder.
Chill's Boots of Calming Down
Hot_Bid's Rune of Handsomeness
Chill's Moderate Temperature mace of Canada eh!!
ALLEYCAT BLUES 50585 Posts
HotBid's gun of incorrect portals
Milkis' tome of translation
Milkis' Spoilt Milk of Doom
Hot_Bid's ESPORTS Shades of Epicness. Grant's user insane trolling abilities, escape bans, and have awesome hair.
Hot_Bid's Aperture Science pliers.
Chill's Rod of Gettoutness
Rekrul's Meathammer of Korean Youth First-Hand Experiences.
Chill's Boots of Sudden Exit. +120 movement speed +200 hp +200 mana +10 str On Use: The user gets out. "Chill, Get out"
R1ch's USB drive of ultimate utility
Milkis' Compendium for English to English Translating.
Manifesto's Shackles of Silence
FrozerArbiter's Banhammer 3000
Pholon's cloak of Depression +5 pessimism +25% chance to find original post+ Show Spoiler + this must be a secret popularity contest for the mods!
On August 15 2011 08:48 vlf wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2011 07:52 StarStruck wrote: On August 15 2011 07:31 vlf wrote: Incontrol's dumbbells of the bear?
On August 15 2011 07:05 StarStruck wrote: Incontrol's Fluffy Care Bear Dumbbell of Strength
A little late and at least get it right!
So you think I read the whole 11 pages before posting? Oh wow, thanks for schooling me.
Considering you managed to find my post in order to reply (which, very few tend to do!) and the fact my post was not more than a page above yours I would assume some people would read a few of them before posting. ._. With that said there are a lot of similar ones. I guess it shows our creativity. ;O
United States 17042 Posts
On August 15 2011 12:42 StarStruck wrote: Show nested quote + On August 15 2011 08:48 vlf wrote: On August 15 2011 07:52 StarStruck wrote: On August 15 2011 07:31 vlf wrote: Incontrol's dumbbells of the bear?
On August 15 2011 07:05 StarStruck wrote: Incontrol's Fluffy Care Bear Dumbbell of Strength
A little late and at least get it right!
So you think I read the whole 11 pages before posting? Oh wow, thanks for schooling me.
Considering you managed to find my post in order to reply (which, very few tend to do!) and the fact my post was not more than a page above yours I would assume some people would read a few of them before posting.
._.
With that said there are a lot of similar ones. I guess it shows our creativity. ;O
well... you're supposed to =_=
Day9's Trumpet of Midget Calling +5 Sexy Dance Skills On Use: Call forth two Midgets to dance at your side for 2 minutes. Huk's Hoodie of Blinking +2 Blink Stalker Micro -2 Extended Thermal Lance upgrades On Use: Calls forth 5 Void Ray Hallucinations to fight your enemy. Hallucinations deal no damage, and if enemy surrenders, tell them they weren't loss.
R1CH's Manuscript of Intelligence
United States 17042 Posts
aesops fabeled book of knowledge
Chill's M1 Abrams of Rage
R1CH's Midas Gloves (+10 Gold per attack)
InControl's Mace of Internet White Knights
Australia 7069 Posts
Hawaiinpig's wand of Ellyfication
InControl's Tongue of Trash Talking - active spell, causes nearby enemies to attack you, all attacking enemies lose all their armor points
Day9's shirt of zergish knowledge. On use causes girls to drool and men to respect.
Nazgul's Crown of Esports
Chill's Path of Exile (Get out) Beta Key
Chill's Thong of Infinite Racing Stripes.
Hot_Bid's Shades of Enlightenment
Chill and his boots of get out
Kwark and the Loudspeaker of Rage
Chill's Staff of CombatEXtermination.
On August 15 2011 13:21 Kaoriyu wrote: Chill's Staff of CombatExtermination.
I would like to donate my entry to kaoriyu for his excellent contribution.
Manifesto's Ice of Valyrian Steel
Chills Cord of Infinite Lag
Evil Teletubbys Mod Power of Banning Me Every Post
HawaiianPig's Hammer of Elly the E-Sports Elephant
Plexa's Waffle Platemail.
Mystlord's Mirror of Eternal Streams
Tasteless' magical book of cooking recipes Day9's sword of nine truths
Chill's Staff of Teleporting Out.
R1CH-man's tomb of greed.
Manifesto's Book of Worrygathering
Kennigit's Tome of Special Tactics!
CombatEX's ear, in the inventory of Chill of course.
Hot_Bid's Monocle of Photobomb
Chill's halberd of admin locks.
Milkis Ring of Translation. Exchanges 20 points of Wisdom for 20 points of stamina.
Kennigit's tome of 5000 x 5000!
Jinros Gorilla Helmet +100 stam
Incontrol's Livestrong Bracelet of wisdom and dickery
FakeSteve's musical axe of thunder
Hot_Bid's Troll Club of Trolling
Manifesto7's Wand of Infinite Disneyland Tickets.
CaucasianAsian would wield the Sword of Time Warp, bonuses include 75% higher chance to remind you that you're new school and that GoodFriend is in fact one of the most influential BW players of all time.
Nazgul's +3 Plate Armor of Trolling I will not explain my reasoning, but I believe all shall be revealed within due time.
Hot_Bid's Crushing Hammer
Manifesto's Banhammer of Doom
Manifesto7's Salty horn of crushing blow
R1CH's Buckler of Infinite Code
mensrea's Cloak of invisibility.
Hot_Bid's Glasses Of Mass Destruction
Chill's Tome of Girl Blogs
INcoNtrol's Bow of Infinite Announcements
Nazgul's latex Flail of Trolling
Nah you'd probably not really appreciate one about Rek, so: Mani, with his chilled petite bottle of baby-formula for his child, wielded with utmost dexterity from atop a burning griffin.
Nazgul's Blinking Milk Bottle.
Nazgul's Ring of Liquid Domination
Frozen Arbiters beanie of power
HawaiianPig's Tablet of Alternate Realities Two-Handed Weapon +1 to Elemental and Necromancy Skills +12 Fire Damage (scales with level) +10% Stun Rate +5% Block Rate
Hot_Bid's glasses of E-sports
Germany 2762 Posts
JWD's tweeting Feathercoat of Publication
GTR's Pauldrons of Inconceivably Hot Korean GirlsShoulder 4000 Armor Plate +10 Strength -20 Intelligence Use: Summons a multitude of fanboys from the Korean Music Discussion Thread to attack your enemies. Fanboys may riot depending on your favourite girl group.In each rivet and link, a different girl's face is lovingly carved and polished Manifesto's Nappies of Seven TriumphsLegs Cloth 1330 Armor +7 Stamina +7 Strength +7 Dodge Rating +7 Armor +7 Movement Speed +7 Loot Speed +7% Threat reduction Use: Character takes off nappies, holds up both arms and screams in triumph.Enemies are too afraid of the stench to go close
Hot_Bid's Troll face shield.
Hot_Bid's Sunglasses of Increased Bossness
iNcontoL's Megaphone of Announcing. Announces that you have something to announce before announcing what you just said.
Day9's Spell of Immortal impression.
Disciple's disciplinary designer dagger of doom
FrozenArbiter's Hammer of Reasonableness
Chill's Tome of hatred towards girlfriend blogs
Manifesto's Chainmail Codpiece of +7 Bans a Day
Jinro's Icy 'Silverback' Wand of Arbitrary Doom.
Nazgul's Stinger of Hellfire
This thread is great. Keep those funny, interesting names coming. I hope to meet more TL peoples in the beta
Chill's Loudspeaker of Neutral Comments Completely removes any bias from any and all commentary spoken through the loudspeaker.
Jinro´s Silverback chin protector
Nazgûl - Helm of the witch king
Chill's Bottomless Beer Stein of the Amber Void
R1CH's +5 Intelligence Gloves.
GTR's +7 headphones of divinity (100% listening pleasure increase from kpop)
Hot_Bid's Bomb of Picture-photo
Saracen's Sword of Purging
On August 15 2011 08:30 lurked wrote: Riku's Armor of Alexstrasza.
+ Show Spoiler + I mean, such good protection! ^^
On April 21 2011 04:22 Riku wrote: Show nested quote + On April 21 2011 04:18 Mr. Wiggles wrote: Nova. :p If you're a girl, if you're a guy, it'd be kind've weird. >.<
Haha, I am a girl. The last cosplay I did was Alexstrasza.
Perhaps NSFW.
+ Show Spoiler + I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not a member of the TL staff.
Manifesto7's Top Hot of the Deathly Monacle
Milkis Tongue of Conversion
Hot_Bid's Smooth Slippers of Sliding.
R1ch's Hat of Wizardry Chill's Voidtalisman of Girl-Blogs
Korea (South) 11584 Posts
GTR would wield a chalice that holds the water from the fountain of youth.
Chill's Chinese Triangles of Scourge Smiting.
Chill's Tunic of the Great Escape
ALLEYCAT BLUES 50585 Posts
waaah its time now isn't it?
On August 16 2011 12:11 BLinD-RawR wrote: waaah its time now isn't it?
It's 11pm on the 15th so ~12 more hours.
ALLEYCAT BLUES 50585 Posts
On August 16 2011 12:13 Backpack wrote: It's 11pm on the 15th so ~12 more hours.
:p sorry,forgot it was PM and not AM...
Chills hammer of the great ban
Chill - Boots of GET OUT CHILL!
Kennigit's gauntlet of eternal fapping.
Meats maul of malevolent massacre
Nazgul's Brass Knuckles of Lucifron
Woah... I just read all of them from page 1 to 22.... and just.... wow.... Some are good, but come on people... 75% of them are Chill's Laggy Something of Get Out, or something cold... Else we have Hot_Bid's Photobombing Gear(it seems to be a set, probably gives some charisma bonus when you have it all)... Or we have the occasionnal staff member's banhammer... -_- Anyways, good luck everyone, I just wish to the most original ones that they're gonna win ^^
R1CH's Wand of War and all things Wizardly
Kennigit's hammer of Implying.
Kennigit's banjo of his face when
Ending in ~2 hours, 40 minutes I'm not sure what time the OP displays for you guys, but it says noon EST for me so that's what I'll go with.
tofucake's mantle of liquipedia mastery :D - Also, thanks! Very nice of you to give back to the TL community!
Sean's Sack of Bear Seamen.
Fakesteve's Battleaxe of Sonic Destruction
Nazgul's Boots of Creation
Hot_Bid's Matryoshka Troll Doll
Hot_Bid's magic wand of transformation +10 stamina +5 intellect +1 interviewing skills +1 stealth by wearing sunglasses "The magic wand lets you transform into a young asian man with black sunglasses while the wand becomes a microphone."
Cheeps bloody fleece of formatting. Don't pick me I just thought this sounded fun and wanted an excuse to say how funny chills staff of lagging was.
Belgium 8305 Posts
thread temporarily locked while Serejai picks the lucky winners
Congrats! Hope you guys enjoy the game and give us a review.
Can you link the winning quotes in OP plz
Keys have been sent out. I highly recommend you guys post updates in the beta thread here on TL for everyone who didn't get in since the official beta forums seem to be restricted to people in the beta.
Congratulations guys! Darn, really wanted a key for Path of Exile, been hoping for ages on the official counter at the PoE-website but no luck yet :~(
On August 17 2011 01:40 DrBoo wrote: Can you link the winning quotes in OP plz
I could, but don't see why it really matters since the quotes were more of a flavor thing and had no impact on who the winners were. It's not like they were the best four in this thread or anything, so you'd be better off just reading through the thread if you're looking for humor.
United Kingdom 16710 Posts
T_T Congrats to the winners. T_T
On August 15 2011 03:32 Serejai wrote: [center]List of Winners backtoback
Got excited for a second there
On August 17 2011 02:10 Backpack wrote: Got excited for a second there
hehe that's me! I wrote "Jinro's chin guard" haha
Mannnnnn, grats to the winners of this. I still think mine was the best ((no bias, promise )) Chill's Iron Ring just sounds like an item that would be in-game. Add that to real life application? Pffft