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Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
April 23 2014 04:52 GMT
#1601
On April 23 2014 02:50 Crushinator wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2014 02:48 Thieving Magpie wrote:
On April 23 2014 02:40 Crushinator wrote:
On April 23 2014 00:32 3FFA wrote:
Where does one go to find a bucket of steam, a glass hammer, bent nails, striped paint, and glass hairs?


I don't get what these things have in common.

Glass hair seems to be a contradiction in terms, since hair is by definition not made of glass, and as such is completely nonsensical.

Having a bucket of steam seems physically impossible because a bucket, by its design, does not hold gas.

Similarly, but not equivalently, it seems to be impossible for a liquid to be striped for any length of time due to its imperfect viscosity.

The other two items seem possible, and as such could be acquired, but since glass is an inferior material for the purpose of hammering, it does not seem to have any real world practical applications. I suppose bent nails do have the practical application of fastening objects when other methods are not immediately available.


A kettle is metal bucket that traps steam (although some escape) when heated.

Jewelry stores do sell all shapes of jewelry, including hammers (albeit small)

All construction sites have bent nails by the pound in their trash.

Striped paint is readily available on walls if already dry. If wet, you'd need to find a designer to paint something for you and provide you the sample before it dries.

Fiberglass insulation fits the description of hair made of glass (sort of) in that it is strands of hairlike fiber made of fiberglass.

Wild goose chase requests require wild answers.


I strongly object to the notion that a kettle is a bucket.


How about a boiling water in a pot with a cover on. Would that suffice?
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Persh
Profile Joined February 2012
Estonia108 Posts
April 23 2014 07:42 GMT
#1602
On April 23 2014 02:40 Crushinator wrote:

Having a bucket of steam seems physically impossible because a bucket, by its design, does not hold gas.


Why not flick the bucket upside down?
MutantGenepool
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia115 Posts
April 23 2014 08:28 GMT
#1603
On April 17 2014 09:14 3FFA wrote:
How do you cheer up someone that won't cheer up because all they can think about is how they have to clean the moldy refrigerator in their new apartment and that it is going to take forever?

Buy him a new fridge full of beer.
EGRevival (Zerg) has more marines than Polt. ROOTNathanias
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
April 23 2014 09:29 GMT
#1604
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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11825 Posts
April 23 2014 13:01 GMT
#1605
You should probably go to the doctor in that case.

Show nested quote +

So for like the past 2 weeks I've been having to use the bathroom everyday at like 5 or 6 in the morning. It sucks because after I get up and get back to bed it's hard for me to go right back to sleep. I've tried to fix this by not drinking fluids a few hours before I go to bed, but to no avail.

How do I train my bladder/bowels so I don't have to go at night?


I would suggest just shitting/pissing the bed untill your body learns that you will not obey its command to get up.


The previously discussed bucket might also help.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 23 2014 13:11 GMT
#1606
What is the best way to come up with stupid questions to ask?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
April 23 2014 14:33 GMT
#1607
On April 23 2014 22:11 3FFA wrote:
What is the best way to come up with stupid questions to ask?


In what context?
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
April 23 2014 15:04 GMT
#1608
On April 23 2014 22:11 3FFA wrote:
What is the best way to come up with stupid questions to ask?


Browse yahoo answers for a little bit and steal some from there.
Amazonic
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden239 Posts
April 23 2014 15:19 GMT
#1609
On April 23 2014 18:29 Roe wrote:
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New question, what drugs have you taken?
"Amazing how something so simple as a fat person and gravity can be so amusing. Classic!"
seodoth
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands319 Posts
April 23 2014 15:22 GMT
#1610
On April 24 2014 00:19 Amazonic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2014 18:29 Roe wrote:
k waht hapens zitf if you beld blleed anal


New question, what drugs have you taken?

Oxygen. Im high on life
o29
Profile Joined November 2010
United States220 Posts
April 23 2014 15:24 GMT
#1611
On April 24 2014 00:04 Najda wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2014 22:11 3FFA wrote:
What is the best way to come up with stupid questions to ask?


Browse yahoo answers for a little bit and steal some from there.


Good idea. I hate lists as much as the next non-inept-facebook-user-who-just-discovered-the-internet-in-the-last-year-and-thinks-that-stupid-lists-written-by-illiterate-faux-journalists-are-somehow-interesting-articles-with-which-to-bombard-my-newsfeed, but for the sake of brevity, here's a list of the top 50 stupidest yahoo questions:
http://www.complex.com/tech/2013/04/the-50-most-ridiculous-questions-on-yahoo-answers/#./50?&_suid=139826634635807241840170011515
Crushinator
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands2138 Posts
April 23 2014 15:36 GMT
#1612
On April 24 2014 00:22 seodoth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 00:19 Amazonic wrote:
On April 23 2014 18:29 Roe wrote:
k waht hapens zitf if you beld blleed anal


New question, what drugs have you taken?

Oxygen. Im high on life


Oxygen is life?
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 23 2014 15:37 GMT
#1613
Ok, I got one.

What is the fastest way to improve your SAT score with minimal effort?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-23 15:43:01
April 23 2014 15:39 GMT
#1614
On April 24 2014 00:37 3FFA wrote:
Ok, I got one.

What is the fastest way to improve your SAT score with minimal effort?


Cheat.

On April 24 2014 00:24 o29 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 00:04 Najda wrote:
On April 23 2014 22:11 3FFA wrote:
What is the best way to come up with stupid questions to ask?


Browse yahoo answers for a little bit and steal some from there.


Good idea. I hate lists as much as the next non-inept-facebook-user-who-just-discovered-the-internet-in-the-last-year-and-thinks-that-stupid-lists-written-by-illiterate-faux-journalists-are-somehow-interesting-articles-with-which-to-bombard-my-newsfeed, but for the sake of brevity, here's a list of the top 50 stupidest yahoo questions:
http://www.complex.com/tech/2013/04/the-50-most-ridiculous-questions-on-yahoo-answers/#./50?&_suid=139826634635807241840170011515


3FFA you have a lot to learn if you want to compete with these individuals. I sincerely hope most of those were trolls.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 23 2014 15:40 GMT
#1615
Is it ok to hate a certain race?

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't really like Terrans all that much.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1968 Posts
April 23 2014 15:47 GMT
#1616
On April 24 2014 00:36 Crushinator wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 00:22 seodoth wrote:
On April 24 2014 00:19 Amazonic wrote:
On April 23 2014 18:29 Roe wrote:
k waht hapens zitf if you beld blleed anal


New question, what drugs have you taken?

Oxygen. Im high on life


Oxygen is life?

OXYGEN KILLS! SAY NO TO OXYGEN!
Crushinator
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands2138 Posts
April 23 2014 15:47 GMT
#1617
On April 24 2014 00:40 Epishade wrote:
Is it ok to hate a certain race?

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't really like Terrans all that much.


No, I really hate any race that involves hurdles or powerwalking.
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
April 23 2014 15:53 GMT
#1618
On April 24 2014 00:40 Epishade wrote:
Is it ok to hate a certain race?

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't really like Terrans all that much.


Hate is a reflex. You can't choose to hate much like you can't choose to be gay. Its a deep primal feeling that starts in your gut and climbs up your spine setting fire to your lungs and instilling a fury in you that seems completely reasonable during your moment of rage.

Its an emotion, you can't help emotions. Its about what you do with your emotions afterwards that matters.

You can hate any race you want--but so long as you don't actually treat them differently than anyone else you're fine.

Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1968 Posts
April 23 2014 16:01 GMT
#1619
I don't know if you can choose to hate something, but I think if you do hate something then you can choose not to hate it.
Crushinator
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands2138 Posts
April 23 2014 16:03 GMT
#1620
On April 24 2014 00:53 Thieving Magpie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 00:40 Epishade wrote:
Is it ok to hate a certain race?

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't really like Terrans all that much.


Hate is a reflex. You can't choose to hate much like you can't choose to be gay. Its a deep primal feeling that starts in your gut and climbs up your spine setting fire to your lungs and instilling a fury in you that seems completely reasonable during your moment of rage.

Its an emotion, you can't help emotions. Its about what you do with your emotions afterwards that matters.

You can hate any race you want--but so long as you don't actually treat them differently than anyone else you're fine.



Is hatred the same as rage? I would think not. I would also suggest that hatred and hostility go hand in hand, hatred being a dislike so strong that it is too difficult to ignore. When you succeed in not acting on your hatred, and treat the thing you hate the same as any other thing, is it really hatred?

Ponder this, and you too can find enlightenment.
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