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On April 19 2014 10:23 Epishade wrote:

Break up your shit beforehand by jamming something up there until it's all mushy.

On April 19 2014 09:10 Najda wrote:
Why does every game have to install Direct X?

On April 19 2014 10:28 Simberto wrote:
You could try training your sphincter muscles? If your shit has too much circumference, they probably are flabby and weak. Stronger muscles would not allow that to happen.

On April 19 2014 11:17 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:


Would huge shits weaken the muscles?

On April 19 2014 10:37 Hryul wrote:

directX is the API to connect the video data from your game to the hardware. if you don't have the DX version needed (or newer) for the game, it won't run since it (most likely) can't access the graphic card.
Edit: DX also does other stuff, it's huge and i'm not really aware of everything it is capable of.

On April 21 2014 09:13 Epishade wrote:
Do people normally find it is easier to walk up stairs or run up stairs? And how many stairs per step?

I always feel that it's much easier to run up stairs 2 steps at a time, but idk if that's just my personal experience or if people also think that way. Regardless, I usually end up walking up stairs instead because there are people around (and it might look goofy sprinting up stairs) and feeling much more tired out walking up them than I would have had had I ran up them.

On April 21 2014 09:20 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
or if they're carpeted and I'm wearing socks, I'll slide down and pretend I'm Michael Jackson.

On April 23 2014 00:32 3FFA wrote:
Where does one go to find a bucket of steam, a glass hammer, bent nails, striped paint, and glass hairs?

On April 23 2014 00:32 3FFA wrote:
Where does one go to find a bucket of steam, a glass hammer, bent nails, striped paint, and glass hairs?

On April 23 2014 00:32 3FFA wrote:
Where does one go to find a bucket of steam, a glass hammer, bent nails, striped paint, and glass hairs?

On April 23 2014 02:40 Crushinator wrote:


I don't get what these things have in common.

Glass hair seems to be a contradiction in terms, since hair is by definition not made of glass, and as such is completely nonsensical.

Having a bucket of steam seems physically impossible because a bucket, by its design, does not hold gas.

Similarly, but not equivalently, it seems to be impossible for a liquid to be striped for any length of time due to its imperfect viscosity.

The other two items seem possible, and as such could be acquired, but since glass is an inferior material for the purpose of hammering, it does not seem to have any real world practical applications. I suppose bent nails do have the practical application of fastening objects when other methods are not immediately available.

On April 23 2014 02:48 Thieving Magpie wrote:


A kettle is metal bucket that traps steam (although some escape) when heated.

Jewelry stores do sell all shapes of jewelry, including hammers (albeit small)

All construction sites have bent nails by the pound in their trash.

Striped paint is readily available on walls if already dry. If wet, you'd need to find a designer to paint something for you and provide you the sample before it dries.

Fiberglass insulation fits the description of hair made of glass (sort of) in that it is strands of hairlike fiber made of fiberglass.

Wild goose chase requests require wild answers.

On April 23 2014 02:39 Butterednuts wrote:
So for like the past 2 weeks I've been having to use the bathroom everyday at like 5 or 6 in the morning. It sucks because after I get up and get back to bed it's hard for me to go right back to sleep. I've tried to fix this by not drinking fluids a few hours before I go to bed, but to no avail.

How do I train my bladder/bowels so I don't have to go at night?