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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
January 22 2017 13:18 GMT
#11481
On January 22 2017 04:19 Orcasgt24 wrote:
My family is like 8+ generation Canadians but I wanna immigrate to Canada to take advantage of the sweet benefits immigrants get in Canada. How do I as a Canadian files for those papers so I can get the benefits?

I think you'd need to get rid of your Canadian passport first. I know that many countries don't allow for multiple passports, and people getting citizenship in those countries have to give up their old passport. Maybe there are faster ways to get rid of your citizenship though. Not sure that would qualify you for any benefits... Are there really benefits for immigrants in Canada? :o Immigrating into Australia I for sure didn't receive any benefits, but maybe Canada is different. Are you sure you don't mean refugee instead of immigrant? Getting refugee status would probably be more involved, probably you'd have to put yourself in real danger somewhere (after losing your passport) and there's a fair chance you'll just be declined on your way back into Canada anyway.
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11928 Posts
January 22 2017 15:04 GMT
#11482
On January 22 2017 22:01 xM(Z wrote:
if you'd be able to detach your dick(including its accessories) then attach it back without any problems and while detached it would remain fully functional but you'd not be able to feel anything(neither you nor your dick would feel what happens to the other), would you do it?. could there be situations in which it would help?.

i believe the lack of feeling would hinder some self-serving scenarios so i'm thinking of extroverted activities mostly.
would you loan/rent it?; give it to you your gf/wife for that working weekend?; make your first homosexual encounter an out of body experience?; have it stashed somewhere secure and only use it when you want/need to?; throw it in the trash?; nsfw+ Show Spoiler +
how would cuckold be redefined?


I am thinking mostly about non-sex scenarios. Dicks (and especially balls) are really annoying for anything that is not sex. You could detach your dick before doing some sports (like gymnastics), when you anticipate a fight (it hurts to get kicked in the balls), and all sorts of other situations. Of course, you should make sure that your dick is save when detached.

Regarding sexy things, the lack of feeling kind of kills that.

I wouldn't loan my dick to random people for the same reason i wouldn't loan a car to random people. You have no idea what they do with it, maybe you don't get it back at all, and maybe you get it back covered in puke with lots of scratches everywhere.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28873 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-01-22 15:20:19
January 22 2017 15:10 GMT
#11483
I would attach mine to a drone so I could recreate the famous Kasparov press conference

I posted this without really thinking about how that'd basically entail detaching it from a drone, also.
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opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
January 22 2017 15:18 GMT
#11484
It really depends on how urination would work. You do not want to have difficulties in urinating, it's extremely annoying.

If that is solved, the next question is: can it be used by other people, for example people who have no dick of their own or have some disabilities? If yes, I would happily lend it for money, there are many things in life that money can buy that I care about much more than sex.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11928 Posts
January 22 2017 15:22 GMT
#11485
On January 23 2017 00:18 opisska wrote:
It really depends on how urination would work. You do not want to have difficulties in urinating, it's extremely annoying.

If that is solved, the next question is: can it be used by other people, for example people who have no dick of their own or have some disabilities? If yes, I would happily lend it for money, there are many things in life that money can buy that I care about much more than sex.


You are a genius. If you could teleurinate, that would be amazing. Just hang your cock above a toilet, and let go whenever you want, whereever you want.

Also, you would have an amazing dicktrade market if your second point works. Penis enlargement pills? No, penis trade! Prepare to buy a 10 inch cock on ebay.

"Hey dude, i am going out with this chick tonight, could you lend me your penis for the evening?"

This is great.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18378 Posts
January 22 2017 15:37 GMT
#11486
On January 23 2017 00:04 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 22 2017 22:01 xM(Z wrote:
if you'd be able to detach your dick(including its accessories) then attach it back without any problems and while detached it would remain fully functional but you'd not be able to feel anything(neither you nor your dick would feel what happens to the other), would you do it?. could there be situations in which it would help?.

i believe the lack of feeling would hinder some self-serving scenarios so i'm thinking of extroverted activities mostly.
would you loan/rent it?; give it to you your gf/wife for that working weekend?; make your first homosexual encounter an out of body experience?; have it stashed somewhere secure and only use it when you want/need to?; throw it in the trash?; nsfw+ Show Spoiler +
how would cuckold be redefined?


I am thinking mostly about non-sex scenarios. Dicks (and especially balls) are really annoying for anything that is not sex. You could detach your dick before doing some sports (like gymnastics), when you anticipate a fight (it hurts to get kicked in the balls), and all sorts of other situations. Of course, you should make sure that your dick is save when detached.

Regarding sexy things, the lack of feeling kind of kills that.

I wouldn't loan my dick to random people for the same reason i wouldn't loan a car to random people. You have no idea what they do with it, maybe you don't get it back at all, and maybe you get it back covered in puke with lots of scratches everywhere.


My dick is not inconvenient when I piss standing up. It's wonderful to not have to sit down on disgusting public toilet seats... and if you're out in the wilderness it's even better: find a random tree and your problem is solved. Girls have it so much harder.
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
January 22 2017 15:48 GMT
#11487
On January 23 2017 00:22 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2017 00:18 opisska wrote:
It really depends on how urination would work. You do not want to have difficulties in urinating, it's extremely annoying.

If that is solved, the next question is: can it be used by other people, for example people who have no dick of their own or have some disabilities? If yes, I would happily lend it for money, there are many things in life that money can buy that I care about much more than sex.


You are a genius. If you could teleurinate, that would be amazing. Just hang your cock above a toilet, and let go whenever you want, whereever you want.

Also, you would have an amazing dicktrade market if your second point works. Penis enlargement pills? No, penis trade! Prepare to buy a 10 inch cock on ebay.

"Hey dude, i am going out with this chick tonight, could you lend me your penis for the evening?"

This is great.


What the hell? I was just talking about how urinating without a dick would work and whether it would be inconvenient enough to make dick detachment not worth it.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-01-22 16:19:36
January 22 2017 16:19 GMT
#11488
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opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
January 22 2017 16:20 GMT
#11489
On January 23 2017 01:19 JimmiC wrote:
The amount of money a guy with 10 inch dick could make renting it out would be insane. It's actually pretty shocking they have not come up with surgical enhancement that works well because I'm pretty sure that would blow boob jobs out of the water.

The issue would be getting it back once you rented it out.


If they had, would anyone be able to find it among all the fake ones? The problem of the real Nigerian heir all over again!
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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Gorsameth
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands22483 Posts
January 22 2017 16:23 GMT
#11490
On January 23 2017 01:19 JimmiC wrote:
The amount of money a guy with 10 inch dick could make renting it out would be insane. It's actually pretty shocking they have not come up with surgical enhancement that works well because I'm pretty sure that would blow boob jobs out of the water.

The issue would be getting it back once you rented it out.

I assume the problem is the fact that a dick grows and shrinks to much. Breasts are alot more static in size.
It ignores such insignificant forces as time, entropy, and death
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-01-22 16:42:08
January 22 2017 16:32 GMT
#11491
don't get ahead of yourselves people!.
- you'd be like an eunuch so you'd pee like one(squat then wipe);
- i thought about the interchangeability of the whole thing and i think i have to link it with a pragmatic identity of sorts so it would be like this: 2 dicks would be interchangeable if and only if they'll be able to reproduce "the same" DNA(pleb phrasing for the sake of simplicity but the sameness would follow some scientific truths).

Edit: so what i get for now is that people are very reluctant to part with their precious but the utility of it would be pretty amazing though.
insurance shenanigans maybe?; start trusting people again?; hmmm ...

it could end up a thing to do when sealing a deal(you swap them for a time); i really doubt anyone would even try to cheat on it or break it.

Edit1: hell, you could even mail one to Trump with a message: "grab this!".
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
Dark_Chill
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada3353 Posts
January 22 2017 17:42 GMT
#11492
Would it be possible for a pet rental shop to exist?
Many people love pets, but don't have a place which can accommodate them or afford them for several years. Vets, food, and everything is expensive after all. From this, would a rental service, allowing people to rent pets for certain amounts of time before returning them, work? You as the owner pay for medical, and food costs, while customers pay per hour.
CUTE MAKES RIGHT
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28873 Posts
January 22 2017 17:45 GMT
#11493
I think pets in general don't want to swap owners that frequently.. Sure some hyper social dogs could deal reasonably well but overall it sounds like a bad idea for the pets, imo.
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OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
January 22 2017 18:00 GMT
#11494
On January 23 2017 02:42 Dark_Chill wrote:
Would it be possible for a pet rental shop to exist?
Many people love pets, but don't have a place which can accommodate them or afford them for several years. Vets, food, and everything is expensive after all. From this, would a rental service, allowing people to rent pets for certain amounts of time before returning them, work? You as the owner pay for medical, and food costs, while customers pay per hour.

I'm pretty sure animal defense organizations would go down on that fast and hard. No way you could rent pets the same way you rent bikes or beds.
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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18866 Posts
January 22 2017 18:21 GMT
#11495
There are organizations who rescue dogs and then train them as therapy animals to be sent out to nursing homes, VA clinics, and other places where folks would benefit. Doing this with normal domesticated pets would be cruel though.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
January 22 2017 18:37 GMT
#11496
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Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18378 Posts
January 22 2017 18:38 GMT
#11497
Maybe you could rent pet goldfish? I don't think they care about who their owner is. But if you have to equip an aquarium for your rented pet, I'm not sure it's worth it.
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
January 22 2017 23:14 GMT
#11498
On January 23 2017 03:38 Acrofales wrote:
Maybe you could rent pet goldfish? I don't think they care about who their owner is. But if you have to equip an aquarium for your rented pet, I'm not sure it's worth it.


Strangely enough, Goldfish actually care very much who their owners are; albeit their loyalty only really lasts 3ish months: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Karis Vas Ryaar
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States4396 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-01-24 03:52:03
January 24 2017 03:51 GMT
#11499
If someone officially denounces their US citizenship while their still in the US and are not a citizen of any other country what happens? are they still considered here legally? Can they be deported anywhere? or does the US just not let them renounce citizenship?
"I'm not agreeing with a lot of Virus's decisions but they are working" Tasteless. Ipl4 Losers Bracket Virus 2-1 Maru
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-01-24 04:44:35
January 24 2017 04:43 GMT
#11500
On January 24 2017 12:51 Karis Vas Ryaar wrote:
If someone officially denounces their US citizenship while their still in the US and are not a citizen of any other country what happens? are they still considered here legally? Can they be deported anywhere? or does the US just not let them renounce citizenship?

I don't have a straight answer to your question but statelessness is a VERY undesirable status to have. You don't want to renounce your citizenship of a country before being granted citizenship by another country otherwise you're going to have a bad time.

On another note I managed to perfectly capture my seductive look at last call (in a controlled environment) and I wanted to share. Rate my bloody iris from 1 to 10.
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