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Abang_Zealot
Profile Joined June 2003
Indonesia866 Posts
February 13 2005 21:38 GMT
#61
Why do black people have huge penises?
KillerPenguin
Profile Joined June 2004
United States516 Posts
February 13 2005 23:21 GMT
#62
On February 14 2005 06:15 eG)HeavenS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 13 2005 07:17 SnZ wrote:
My question - If in the future the sun will expand and enshroud the Earth, killing all of it's inhabitants. Should we begin thinking about ways to "put out" the sun to avoid being burnt to death?


This will happen in millions of years, the sun will expand and cool as it is dying and in the process engulf all of the inner planets except for mars. However, by this time, the human race will have been extinct already, or we will have colonized other planets (not necessarily ones in our own solar system, but ones in other, nearby solar system) so that humans will continue to exist. Hopefully we dont die out from something else like a nuclear war or an impact from an asteroid.


4 billion years till it explodes. I think it blows up less than 1 billion years before it explodes and it wouldn't blow up so large to actually engulf the earth. Anyways there are much more important things to worry about for the time being.
http://www.escapeintolife.com/
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
February 13 2005 23:22 GMT
#63
On February 14 2005 06:38 Abang_Zealot wrote:
Why do black people have huge penises?


Because the G-Spot on black women is generally deeper.
t.t
1sd2sd3sd
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
660 Posts
February 13 2005 23:36 GMT
#64
How did they find out milk came from cows and wtf was the guy doing down there?
KillerPenguin
Profile Joined June 2004
United States516 Posts
February 14 2005 00:03 GMT
#65
If darkness requires the absence of light, shouldn't light require the absence of darkness? Isn't light measurable and darkness immeasurable? Are the two really opposites?


When I was 19 I was perplexed by this question for 2 hours after my philosophy teacher introduced it. I forget who but someone said that there is evil is like darkness and like light and darkness without good there is no evil but without evil there is still good. Generally when people talk about darkness they don't mean an immeasurable quantity of absolutely no light. In a dark room there are still some photons of light which means it is measurable. So my response is that they are opposites and the absence of a small number of photons is a large number number of photons so the absence of darkness is light. I know this sounds irrelevant and stupid to most people but sometimes the more you think about things you take for granted the more you realize your ideas are conflicting with each other and that you don't know as much as you thought you did.

Did I actually make a choice to post that or was it just part of a predetermined future?
http://www.escapeintolife.com/
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
February 14 2005 00:12 GMT
#66
On February 13 2005 08:32 0x64 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 13 2005 08:26 RedMeat wrote:
How do they put the stripes in tubes of stripey toothpaste?

they first put the colored paste in the border of the tube, then add the white stuff afterward, this all happen from the back of the tube before it is closed.


that's fucking brilliant =]
Memory lane in nice
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
February 14 2005 00:16 GMT
#67
On February 13 2005 10:08 Kaotu wrote:Is there really any strategy involved in rock paper scissors, or is it all just somewhat of a joke?


yes, because rock is defensive, paper deemed weak by the mind and scissors deemed aggressive, most ppl (like 90%+) will go rock/scissors in an attempt to be strong at the start. so if you go Rock you have an 90%+ chance of not losing. Then play by the player.

There's a suprising amount of strtegy behind it, but it's almost all from a psycological basis.
Memory lane in nice
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
February 14 2005 00:19 GMT
#68
On February 14 2005 05:52 khelzergh wrote:
how come intelligence got wasted on humanity?


don't panic, it was only shared out within 50% of the population
Memory lane in nice
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
February 14 2005 00:21 GMT
#69

If darkness requires the absence of light, shouldn't light require the absence of darkness? Isn't light measurable and darkness immeasurable? Are the two really opposites?


Darkness is a name given to a state of low or no light, it doesn't actually exist except as a concept in our minds.
Memory lane in nice
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
February 14 2005 00:22 GMT
#70
On February 14 2005 02:39 SnZ wrote:
ItchReliever, I think you took the Master Bate joke far too seriously.


? what's that
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
February 14 2005 01:03 GMT
#71
If you cross the international daytime border on your birthday, will you still get presents?
River me timbers.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 14 2005 01:07 GMT
#72
On February 14 2005 10:03 Muhweli wrote:
If you cross the international daytime border on your birthday, will you still get presents?

only if you steal them from disadvanted children.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-14 01:17:13
February 14 2005 01:16 GMT
#73
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
February 14 2005 01:30 GMT
#74
LIES.
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Heen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Korea (South)2178 Posts
February 14 2005 12:56 GMT
#75
What if you're born on Feb 29th.
('''(G_G/'''')
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands4000 Posts
February 14 2005 22:25 GMT
#76
i knew a guy my age when i was 16 and he was 4 years of age...but when asked about his age he just said 16, he really hated having to answer the same questions over and over.

If all materials in the world consist of at least 99% empty space, how come they look so solid to us? Light photons coming from the other side of a table eg should have a large chance to get through, or at least some would? And if we bang into something, do the two matters overlap for a small part the split second we collide?
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
February 14 2005 23:08 GMT
#77
On February 15 2005 07:25 aseq wrote:
i knew a guy my age when i was 16 and he was 4 years of age...but when asked about his age he just said 16, he really hated having to answer the same questions over and over.


He had four birthdays; he wasn't four years of age.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
February 14 2005 23:24 GMT
#78
Actually, he only had one birthday, like everyone here. But he was only able to celebrate it 4 times .
Mmad
Profile Joined October 2004
Netherlands124 Posts
February 14 2005 23:30 GMT
#79
Why is there a lock on a fuel station that's open 24/7?
Mmad
Profile Joined October 2004
Netherlands124 Posts
February 14 2005 23:30 GMT
#80
Why do japanese kamakazi pilots wear helmets?
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