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s21
Profile Joined January 2005
52 Posts
February 12 2005 23:28 GMT
#21
How many questions are going to be asked on this thread before it dies?
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
February 12 2005 23:31 GMT
#22
How many aneurisms will Evanthebouncy cause via his posts in the Strategy forum?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4617 Posts
February 12 2005 23:32 GMT
#23
On February 13 2005 08:26 RedMeat wrote:
How do they put the stripes in tubes of stripey toothpaste?

they first put the colored paste in the border of the tube, then add the white stuff afterward, this all happen from the back of the tube before it is closed.
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 12 2005 23:38 GMT
#24
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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
February 13 2005 00:26 GMT
#25
Because you saw your mother naked
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
nullmind
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
1303 Posts
February 13 2005 00:30 GMT
#26
What will happen if you put a hamster in microwave and run it on for 5 minutes? Will it die instantly from radiation? Die in couple of seconds from heat? explode from heat? nothing?
nullmind
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
1303 Posts
February 13 2005 00:37 GMT
#27
On February 13 2005 08:38 dronebabo wrote:
why is my penis so big?


Because you are typical korean and most of koreans can be insecure about height and penis size so koreans tend to exaggerate or add +5 cm when saying his height or his penis size.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 13 2005 00:42 GMT
#28
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IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-13 00:52:21
February 13 2005 00:51 GMT
#29
On February 13 2005 08:04 SkY wrote:
Show nested quote +
My question - If in the future the sun will expand and enshroud the Earth, killing all of it's inhabitants. Should we begin thinking about ways to "put out" the sun to avoid being burnt to death?


[b]No, because we're going to die before then so who cares.
Why'd the mayan calendar stop at 2012?

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Kaotu
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States986 Posts
February 13 2005 01:08 GMT
#30
If a line extends forever in one direction, but not in the other (ie a ray), is it still infinite?

on that issue... Can time really be infinite, considering that we are currently at an 'end' point in time (a measurable point in time, the end of history so to speak)? Hmm... how to explain.... if we actually arrived at a point in time, how could we have passed an infinite amount of time to get to this point? t_t

Is there really any strategy involved in rock paper scissors, or is it all just somewhat of a joke?

If I receive 2 cents in change, should I save it or should I just drop it on the floor?

If darkness requires the absence of light, shouldn't light require the absence of darkness? Isn't light measurable and darkness immeasurable? Are the two really opposites?

Why did I post that last question? Isn't it too much of a stretch and also beyond stupid?

Why did I post that last question? Isn't it too much of a stretch and also beyond stupid?
RedMeat
Profile Joined September 2002
United Kingdom490 Posts
February 13 2005 01:50 GMT
#31
On February 13 2005 08:32 0x64 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 13 2005 08:26 RedMeat wrote:
How do they put the stripes in tubes of stripey toothpaste?

they first put the colored paste in the border of the tube, then add the white stuff afterward, this all happen from the back of the tube before it is closed.


You mean the tube is like double layered, one layer of paste sealed off from the white stuff then the inside is white stuff?
I am the mirror, I am the destiny, I am the herald that points the way...
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 13 2005 02:14 GMT
#32
On February 13 2005 08:38 dronebabo wrote:
why is my penis so big?

On February 13 2005 09:26 Energies wrote:
Because you saw your mother naked


Am I the only one who laughed at that ? :[
Terross
Profile Joined November 2003
United States878 Posts
February 13 2005 02:21 GMT
#33
On February 13 2005 08:26 RedMeat wrote:
How do they put the stripes in tubes of stripey toothpaste?

yeah what the hell
I am Joe oO;
Terross
Profile Joined November 2003
United States878 Posts
February 13 2005 02:22 GMT
#34
On February 13 2005 11:14 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 13 2005 08:38 dronebabo wrote:
why is my penis so big?

Show nested quote +
On February 13 2005 09:26 Energies wrote:
Because you saw your mother naked


Am I the only one who laughed at that ? :[

no rofl i chuckled
I am Joe oO;
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
February 13 2005 12:35 GMT
#35
On February 13 2005 08:31 EvilTeletubby wrote:
How many aneurisms will Evanthebouncy cause via his posts in the Strategy forum?


On February 13 2005 08:28 s21 wrote:
How many questions are going to be asked on this thread before it dies?


many
too easy
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
February 13 2005 12:52 GMT
#36
On February 13 2005 11:14 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 13 2005 08:38 dronebabo wrote:
why is my penis so big?

Show nested quote +
On February 13 2005 09:26 Energies wrote:
Because you saw your mother naked


Am I the only one who laughed at that ? :[


no ^^



how do you generate truly random numbers?
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ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
February 13 2005 13:13 GMT
#37
On February 13 2005 08:22 LeJester wrote:
Show nested quote +
My question - If in the future the sun will expand and enshroud the Earth, killing all of it's inhabitants. Should we begin thinking about ways to "put out" the sun to avoid being burnt to death?


Its gonna implode, so we should think of ways to keep it going.


It will implode AFTER it consumes Mercury, Venus, and Earth.
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
February 13 2005 13:20 GMT
#38
On February 13 2005 08:38 dronebabo wrote:
why is my penis so big?


Because you're wearing your glasses backwards.
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
February 13 2005 13:24 GMT
#39
how do i know for sure that my perception of reality is actually real?
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
February 13 2005 13:25 GMT
#40
why is it that most people use their left hand when they masterbate?
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