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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-13 13:27:52
February 13 2005 13:27 GMT
#41
On February 13 2005 22:25 ItchReliever wrote:
why is it that most people use their left hand when they masterbate?


They do?
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Stim_Abuser
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1277 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-13 13:38:04
February 13 2005 13:29 GMT
#42
On February 13 2005 22:25 ItchReliever wrote:
why is it that most people use their left hand when they masterbate?


so meanwhile they can scroll the porn sites with there good hand.

edit: why dont saturns get any respect from teenagers?
you can tell what your enemy fears most by the means he uses to frighten you.
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-13 13:31:18
February 13 2005 13:29 GMT
#43
vrrooom vrroooom
insaneknights
Profile Joined January 2005
482 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-13 14:14:16
February 13 2005 14:13 GMT
#44


U sure they do? Stupid Porn Sites, Go download movies, so you can use your dominant hand.
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
February 13 2005 15:04 GMT
#45
--- Nuked ---
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
February 13 2005 15:11 GMT
#46
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
February 13 2005 15:37 GMT
#47
Why do animals take a shit, why cant we asolutely absorb all the food therefore we wouldnt need as much food as we do?
Im back, in pog form!
SexyMedic
Profile Joined November 2004
United States282 Posts
February 13 2005 15:48 GMT
#48
On February 14 2005 00:37 baal wrote:
Why do animals take a shit, why cant we asolutely absorb all the food therefore we wouldnt need as much food as we do?


Just a result of our biomechanical inefficiency. Animals evolutionarily haven't found a way to digest (for example humans can't destroy the bonds and absorb cellulose) everything yet and use every bit of energy possible--just like we haven't found a way to get 300 miles per gallon out of a fuel for engines.

I guess with current technology it might be possible to increase our efficiency with the encoded production of certain enzymes, or grafting extra stomachs but neither seem very reasonable things to subject a person through.
There is nothing that cannot be made good or bad by redescribing it
x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
February 13 2005 15:57 GMT
#49
Will all the african immigrants in melbourne turn into thugz and hoez?
muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
SexyMedic
Profile Joined November 2004
United States282 Posts
February 13 2005 16:03 GMT
#50
On February 14 2005 00:57 x2fst wrote:
Will all the african immigrants in melbourne turn into thugz and hoez?


Yes! If you oppress them and keep them poor and uneducated it will without a doubt happen. It's a common theme among all immigrants--especially those that can't slip into a sweater vest and blend in with the crowd.
There is nothing that cannot be made good or bad by redescribing it
EchoOfRain
Profile Joined November 2004
United States516 Posts
February 13 2005 16:42 GMT
#51
On February 13 2005 06:23 imRadu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 13 2005 06:04 Danka wrote:
On February 13 2005 05:55 imRadu wrote:
haha dude do you usually open the door for a girl then shove her through?


he is talking about pulling up a chair for a girl. not opening a car door.

thanks for your insight, like the above poster said you dont move the chair + girl (if she's american you can't do that anyway) the whole thing is more of beeing a gentleman than actually serving a practical purpose (other than getting laid by making a good impression).

are you implying that all american girls are fat? wow you're an idiot.
quote
EchoOfRain
Profile Joined November 2004
United States516 Posts
February 13 2005 16:44 GMT
#52
On February 13 2005 09:42 dronebabo wrote:
i asked why its so big
not what other idiots bullshit about

because you lie to yourself about it
quote
EchoOfRain
Profile Joined November 2004
United States516 Posts
February 13 2005 16:46 GMT
#53
On February 13 2005 22:25 ItchReliever wrote:
why is it that most people use their left hand when they masterbate?

it's scientifically sexier than the right hand.
quote
SnZ
Profile Joined September 2004
Australia122 Posts
February 13 2005 17:39 GMT
#54
ItchReliever, I think you took the Master Bate joke far too seriously.
Member of the International Sarcasm Society.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 13 2005 20:31 GMT
#55
How do they cram all that graham?
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
khelzergh
Profile Joined January 2005
Netherlands33 Posts
February 13 2005 20:38 GMT
#56
On February 13 2005 08:26 RedMeat wrote:
How do they put the stripes in tubes of stripey toothpaste?


they put it in different chambers inside the tube no bs
BW pwnz poker. . .money rulz the world T_T
Q-Tip
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada101 Posts
February 13 2005 20:40 GMT
#57
Why is my penis so big?
Because you saw your mother naked.



ROFL
khelzergh
Profile Joined January 2005
Netherlands33 Posts
February 13 2005 20:42 GMT
#58
On February 13 2005 22:24 ItchReliever wrote:
how do i know for sure that my perception of reality is actually real?


kill urself and see what happens. . .
BW pwnz poker. . .money rulz the world T_T
khelzergh
Profile Joined January 2005
Netherlands33 Posts
February 13 2005 20:52 GMT
#59
how come intelligence got wasted on humanity?
BW pwnz poker. . .money rulz the world T_T
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
February 13 2005 21:15 GMT
#60
On February 13 2005 07:17 SnZ wrote:
My question - If in the future the sun will expand and enshroud the Earth, killing all of it's inhabitants. Should we begin thinking about ways to "put out" the sun to avoid being burnt to death?


This will happen in millions of years, the sun will expand and cool as it is dying and in the process engulf all of the inner planets except for mars. However, by this time, the human race will have been extinct already, or we will have colonized other planets (not necessarily ones in our own solar system, but ones in other, nearby solar system) so that humans will continue to exist. Hopefully we dont die out from something else like a nuclear war or an impact from an asteroid.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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