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NewSunshine
Profile Joined July 2011
United States5938 Posts
October 18 2015 03:12 GMT
#4201
On October 18 2015 05:12 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:
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I'm so fucking scared of trying again. I can't get my life together, I can't even will myself to look into it. I'm such a lazy piece of shit, I deserve nothing of what I have. I should have starved in a ditch long ago. I'm so fucking pathetic and I willfully continue being like this.

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I feel like I've been in a comparable spot to you. I've been lazy for a long time, complacent enough to never push forward, and I started circling the drain. I'm on the edge as my studies are concerned, I took a long break from attending and was scared to mess up, and if I fuck it up this time I can never make it. But I've taken the first step, I've steeled my resolve and I'm back in. And I'm in this thing to win.

Take the first step forward, and it gets a lot easier to sleep at night. Hope this applies to you a little bit.
"If you find yourself feeling lost, take pride in the accuracy of your feelings." - Night Vale
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
October 18 2015 04:32 GMT
#4202
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I'm drunk so whatever

I miss SCBW's MSL and OSL and the game being fun. #bringbackthekhaydarinamulet

Why did you do this to me blizz
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
October 18 2015 05:17 GMT
#4203
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CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-18 07:18:30
October 18 2015 07:14 GMT
#4204
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sleep in a bit today. its saturday. getup and drink coffee and play games till about noon. decide to go out with wife for some lunch. driveway covered in chalk kids drawings. as well as the wall next to it (cinderblocks, thats around my back yard)

a ball left there. a few of the pieces of chalk left lying around. and on top of the 6 foot wall, some barbie accessories. like a shoe and a purse. so, i figure the kids - no way they can reach that. at some point, a parent, stood leaned against my wall and watched their kids draw on someone else's driveway. had to be at least 15 minutes, depending on how many kids. probably like half an hour. throw their stuff around a bit. walk away.

im sure that really helps them feel good about themselves. where do people even come up with this shit these days? holy fuck.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
NewSunshine
Profile Joined July 2011
United States5938 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-19 18:56:52
October 19 2015 18:44 GMT
#4205
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You've been warned.
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I hate taking a shit. Not because I'm anal-retentive or anything, but serendipity always manages to clog my fucking toilet. I drop a turd that breaks into 2 or more pieces? It tries to suck all the pieces down at the exact same time, like a disgusting porno. Now I'm thrusting the wooden stick in my hands trying not to get sick.

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I'm talking about the plunger you sick fuck.


Dropping one long, contiguous turd doesn't work any better. Occasionally I'll get lucky, and as I drop it it goes straight into that hole in the bottom of the bowl, and I have nothing to worry about, but a disturbingly high amount of the time the toilet somehow finds a way to try and suck the thing in sideways. So I get to sit around until the toilet's good to flush again, and see if my luck improves.

Guess I know where the expression crap shoot comes from.
"If you find yourself feeling lost, take pride in the accuracy of your feelings." - Night Vale
Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-11-02 06:16:31
October 20 2015 03:41 GMT
#4206
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
October 20 2015 16:20 GMT
#4207
On October 20 2015 03:44 NewSunshine wrote:
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You've been warned.
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I hate taking a shit. Not because I'm anal-retentive or anything, but serendipity always manages to clog my fucking toilet. I drop a turd that breaks into 2 or more pieces? It tries to suck all the pieces down at the exact same time, like a disgusting porno. Now I'm thrusting the wooden stick in my hands trying not to get sick.

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I'm talking about the plunger you sick fuck.


Dropping one long, contiguous turd doesn't work any better. Occasionally I'll get lucky, and as I drop it it goes straight into that hole in the bottom of the bowl, and I have nothing to worry about, but a disturbingly high amount of the time the toilet somehow finds a way to try and suck the thing in sideways. So I get to sit around until the toilet's good to flush again, and see if my luck improves.

Guess I know where the expression crap shoot comes from.

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dump like a quarter of a cup of detergent or shampoo or something slippery in your toilet along with hot water, let it sit for like 20 minutes then flush, your toilet should be a lot harder to clog for awhile

cant guarantee this works but thats how i unclogged a toilet without a plunger, found the the method via google and its apparently worked for a lot of people
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Deathstar
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
9150 Posts
October 20 2015 17:07 GMT
#4208
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Who the fuck communicates like this? You're a clown Hider.
On October 19 2015 19:24 Hider wrote:
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On October 19 2015 19:20 sAsImre wrote:
On October 19 2015 19:19 Hider wrote:
On October 19 2015 18:53 Elentos wrote:
On October 19 2015 18:44 Hider wrote:
On October 19 2015 18:31 opisska wrote:
So the whole Pinnacle nonsense is useless in discovering the real problem? hahahaha


They just don't have evidence for those types (yet).

On October 19 2015 18:40 rednusa wrote:
I watched a few of YoDa's VODs posted in the OP. None of them looks particularly suspicious.


Yes this was the same dumb argument people used to defend against the original accusations (until MKP incident).

Don't you understand how insanely easy it is to lose a game of Starcraft? If you are not on your A-game you are not gonna win a game in PL. In order to lose you just need to have slightly suboptimal micro, slightly suptimal builds, slightly suptimal macro and timings.

The MKP incidence was the extreme rare occurance where you can actually clearly see how MKP lost it intentional, but that was due to an extreme "unluck" of MKP unintentionally spotting the creep on the minimap.

The difference is that MKP was cleared from the accusation for what looks like an obvious throw by KeSPA because nothing was found behind it, while YoDa made more subtle mistakes but wasn't cleared because everything behind it was uncovered.


He wasn't cleared from anything. They just didn't find the evidence, which is exactly what I wrote. You should reread Kespa's actual statement.


Convicted until clear. What a noble sense of justice from our lovely TL warrior.


The thing about "innocent until proven guilty" that people like you misunderstand is that it only matters when it comes to law enforcement. You don't put people into jail until they have been convinced in court. But we can still talk about OJ Simpson being guilty on the other hand because the opposite is extremely unlikely.

What one should do is to estimate the probaiblity of (A) MKP not seeing the creep on the minimap despite starting at the minimap and (B) Pinnacleodds voiding a bet that wasn't matchfixed.

Then you should multiply the them together.

I estimate the odds of A being 1 to a million. The odds of B is 1%.

Hence the probabiliy of MKP not matchfixing is 1:100,000,000.

So I continue to talk as if MKP did matchfix untill you can provide enough reasoning to explain why my odds are off.

rip passion
NewSunshine
Profile Joined July 2011
United States5938 Posts
October 20 2015 18:01 GMT
#4209
On October 21 2015 01:20 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2015 03:44 NewSunshine wrote:
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You've been warned.
+ Show Spoiler +
I hate taking a shit. Not because I'm anal-retentive or anything, but serendipity always manages to clog my fucking toilet. I drop a turd that breaks into 2 or more pieces? It tries to suck all the pieces down at the exact same time, like a disgusting porno. Now I'm thrusting the wooden stick in my hands trying not to get sick.

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm talking about the plunger you sick fuck.


Dropping one long, contiguous turd doesn't work any better. Occasionally I'll get lucky, and as I drop it it goes straight into that hole in the bottom of the bowl, and I have nothing to worry about, but a disturbingly high amount of the time the toilet somehow finds a way to try and suck the thing in sideways. So I get to sit around until the toilet's good to flush again, and see if my luck improves.

Guess I know where the expression crap shoot comes from.

+ Show Spoiler +
dump like a quarter of a cup of detergent or shampoo or something slippery in your toilet along with hot water, let it sit for like 20 minutes then flush, your toilet should be a lot harder to clog for awhile

cant guarantee this works but thats how i unclogged a toilet without a plunger, found the the method via google and its apparently worked for a lot of people

+ Show Spoiler +
This is life-changing. Maybe. I'll try it out next time and see if it's life-changing then. I hope it is.
"If you find yourself feeling lost, take pride in the accuracy of your feelings." - Night Vale
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7393 Posts
October 21 2015 04:03 GMT
#4210
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FUCKING CANKER SORES. I hate them, I'd rather have any other myriad of health problems than a canker sore, THEY'RE SO ANNOYING. Can't talk, eat, brush my damn teeth or even fuckin' TALK with one of these shits in my mouth.

The talking part sucks because it makes it seem like Im some standoffish prick (and sometimes I am) but to not seem like it I have to become a fuckin' clownish mime and communicate purely in gesture. Also I puff the section of my mouth out so the sore doesnt rub against my teeth which makes me look stupid.

Fucking hell make it go away someone take a kitchen knife and just slice it outta my face, christ almighty please.
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-11-02 06:16:07
October 22 2015 04:17 GMT
#4211
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HotShizz
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
France710 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-22 06:33:08
October 22 2015 06:32 GMT
#4212
On October 21 2015 13:03 Zambrah wrote:
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FUCKING CANKER SORES. I hate them, I'd rather have any other myriad of health problems than a canker sore, THEY'RE SO ANNOYING. Can't talk, eat, brush my damn teeth or even fuckin' TALK with one of these shits in my mouth.

The talking part sucks because it makes it seem like Im some standoffish prick (and sometimes I am) but to not seem like it I have to become a fuckin' clownish mime and communicate purely in gesture. Also I puff the section of my mouth out so the sore doesnt rub against my teeth which makes me look stupid.

Fucking hell make it go away someone take a kitchen knife and just slice it outta my face, christ almighty please.


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I used to get them from time to time. I found out that cloves really help, you know that weird little spice that gets mixed into a lot of spiced autumnal dishes with ginger and nutmeg etc. Well the clove if you get them whole has this round little head and then a long tail. try to break the tail off without crushing the head and then place the head with the open end where the canker sore is and just let it sit for a while. It should help numb it a bit and supposedly has some anti bacterial properties that help it heal to. gl gl
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
October 22 2015 09:23 GMT
#4213
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what the fuck TL, what the fuck. it took me a cool ~10min to solve a 6th grade problem and all i had to do is realize that it was implied that all masculine(gender) kids would wear trousers ...
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
October 22 2015 16:27 GMT
#4214
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parents are selling the house i lived in for 10 years and moving an hour away... gonna be harder to visit friends and places i used to visit frequently when visiting T_T too soon
posting on liquid sites in current year
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
October 23 2015 01:53 GMT
#4215
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Have a presentation to do tomorrow in which I have to explain some rather complex concepts. I tried to do it tonight, my brain cannot coherently string complicated words together on the fly because I'm tired and my stomach is messy. I'll have to "do it live" tomorrow. I probably won't sleep tonight because I'm so anxious it's ridiculous. But I need to sleep if I want my brain to be at least semi-on-point....

Public speaking is horrible.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
October 25 2015 10:05 GMT
#4216
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
October 26 2015 01:38 GMT
#4217
Your tablet's speakers are fucking shit
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ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF YOU BITCH

Your tablet speakers are not meant to listen to music. If you want to play some music, you have to buy some proper speakers. But your fucking bullshit iPad mini speaker spews out a sound which is so bright and strident at a distance that it makes me violent. Use headphones or listen for a few minutes but if you're going to use your iPad mini speakers for hours you better ready to catch a backhand in your hearing impaired face.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
October 26 2015 03:08 GMT
#4218
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CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-26 06:44:34
October 26 2015 06:43 GMT
#4219
On October 21 2015 13:03 Zambrah wrote:
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FUCKING CANKER SORES. I hate them, I'd rather have any other myriad of health problems than a canker sore, THEY'RE SO ANNOYING. Can't talk, eat, brush my damn teeth or even fuckin' TALK with one of these shits in my mouth.

The talking part sucks because it makes it seem like Im some standoffish prick (and sometimes I am) but to not seem like it I have to become a fuckin' clownish mime and communicate purely in gesture. Also I puff the section of my mouth out so the sore doesnt rub against my teeth which makes me look stupid.

Fucking hell make it go away someone take a kitchen knife and just slice it outta my face, christ almighty please.

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Brother in law had these for years. Chronically. He quit eating wheat all-together and they went away 100%. If you have not tried - it should only take about a few days or a week for you to notice 100% difference, if this is also your problem. I figure it might be worth a try. Be careful though, wheat is hidden in everything!

dude used to eat fruity pebbles all the TIME. HAHAHA. must have had so many of them from that - so funny.

Anyways, GL man
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
October 26 2015 14:48 GMT
#4220
On October 26 2015 15:43 CursOr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2015 13:03 Zambrah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
FUCKING CANKER SORES. I hate them, I'd rather have any other myriad of health problems than a canker sore, THEY'RE SO ANNOYING. Can't talk, eat, brush my damn teeth or even fuckin' TALK with one of these shits in my mouth.

The talking part sucks because it makes it seem like Im some standoffish prick (and sometimes I am) but to not seem like it I have to become a fuckin' clownish mime and communicate purely in gesture. Also I puff the section of my mouth out so the sore doesnt rub against my teeth which makes me look stupid.

Fucking hell make it go away someone take a kitchen knife and just slice it outta my face, christ almighty please.

+ Show Spoiler +
Brother in law had these for years. Chronically. He quit eating wheat all-together and they went away 100%. If you have not tried - it should only take about a few days or a week for you to notice 100% difference, if this is also your problem. I figure it might be worth a try. Be careful though, wheat is hidden in everything!

dude used to eat fruity pebbles all the TIME. HAHAHA. must have had so many of them from that - so funny.

Anyways, GL man


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Nice tip. To alleviate pain you can try gargling with salt water or listerine. It burns like a bitch while you're doing it and makes your mouth feel a little funny, but it lets you feel like a real human being for a few hours. My dentist says it basically disinfects the wound so your body stops sending those little pain alert signals.
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