On March 18 2011 04:38 SaetZero wrote:
Umm, off topic...the hell is this? o.o

but anyway... :D

I'd vote other. Closest one to the door. Picking one besides the first one available is... weird to me.

me too, if they're all free i just take the first one

thoradycus

Malaysia3262 Posts

March 17 2011 23:01 GMT

#122

When i go into a clean toilet,i always take the left one cos i can lean on the wall

TemplarCo.

Mexico2870 Posts

March 17 2011 23:03 GMT

#123

On March 18 2011 04:38 micronesia wrote:
Reminds me of a time a guy came into the room I was in complaining "When there are five urinals people should go to 1, 3, and 5. I just walked in and there were people at 1 and 4 WTF!?"

ROFL!!!! This crack me up!! Can't stop laughing!!! Anyways I would take the left one.

Sanguinarius

United States3427 Posts

March 17 2011 23:04 GMT

#124

Left, Furthest away.

NoIntestines

United States35 Posts

March 17 2011 23:04 GMT

#125

I take the middle stall because it forces the next guy to stand next to me and I find amusement in creating slightly awkward social situations.

Crt

247 Posts

March 17 2011 23:21 GMT

#126

This is male urinal etiquette.

BisuDagger

Bisutopia19256 Posts

March 17 2011 23:22 GMT

#127

Girls can use urinals too. I saw it once. Great times.

skypig

United States237 Posts

March 18 2011 00:08 GMT

#128

Wow...as the OP, I can say that this thread has taught me stuff I was totally not aware of. I had no idea that picking the middle urinal was that big a deal...I do it all the time, and I've never had anyone get pissed at me for it.

On the other hand, I really don't care for a lot of the "social" customs that have developed in modern society, and I think this "urinal drama" is definitely one of those....honestly, this kind of drama is something I would more expect to see in a girl's bathroom. I'm actually a little surprised by how much guys seem to care about this kind of stuff - it almost seems a little pansy-ish to me. Guys are supposed to be the tough, hardened (ha, ha) types that don't care about little things like this.

Then again, I CAN see why you would be a little uncomfortable if some guy's checking you out when you pee from an adjacent urinal - nobody wants a fag gawking at them in the bathroom. But then, that's a separate issue entirely that doesn't revolve around urinal usage, necessarily.

I also have no problem walking in between two occupied urinals, peeing, and then leaving. It's just not that big a deal for me, although maybe it will be now that I know what kind of drama it can cause.

One last thing: why is everyone picking the left urinal? I would imagine that both left and right would be equally filled by now, but maybe people are assuming that the left one is closer to the door/sinks/whatever...either way that's a bit weird.

When I made this thread I expected almost everyone to pick the middle one (I guess 'cause that's what I do), but I see now that it's actually not like that at all. Ho ho.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

March 18 2011 00:15 GMT

#129

Nothing is set in stone other than the fact that I don't jump on the middle one right away.

Zooper31

United States5711 Posts

March 18 2011 00:22 GMT

#130

None of the above. Choose empty stall.

Ludrik

Australia523 Posts

March 18 2011 00:24 GMT

#131

How are you meant to talk to people comfortably if your all the way over the other side of the room.

numLoCK

Canada1416 Posts

March 18 2011 00:31 GMT

#132

The one closest to the wall, so in this case the left one.

Irave

United States9965 Posts

March 18 2011 00:35 GMT

#133

I use the one in the middle, just to hear reactions of people that come in after. Most now are using stall walls which ease the awkwardness people get from taking a piss.

Zim23

United States1681 Posts

March 18 2011 00:39 GMT

#134

Taking the middle one is fucked up man, that means anyone coming in has to take an adjacent urinal. This is wrong on many levels. I always go for the one furthest from the door.

Ichabod

United States1659 Posts

March 18 2011 00:41 GMT

#135

I will take whichever urinal is closest to an exit, to optimize my chances of escaping in a disaster (could backfire if the aforementioned 'exit' is the source of this disaster, but I'll take my chances, since you get cornered both ways).

Klive5ive

United Kingdom6056 Posts

March 18 2011 00:42 GMT

#136

Against the wall every time.
Left

suparman

10 Posts

March 18 2011 00:43 GMT

#137

Fuck the urinals aye?
Just pull me fucking pants down and chuck a fucking shit in the middel of the floor. Cunts will get a good laugh out of that one aye?

StormWeapon

United States159 Posts

March 18 2011 00:46 GMT

#138

On March 18 2011 08:04 NoIntestines wrote:
I take the middle stall because it forces the next guy to stand next to me and I find amusement in creating slightly awkward social situations.

I like to troll the bathrooms too, this etiquette guys have while pissing is really dumb.