I don't care which urinal I take.

It's a natural biological function to dispose of wastes, so why are people so embarrassed by it? Besides, chances are, you wont be seeing that person again. And if you are, it's not like they remember or care how your dick looked like!

Sephy90

United States1785 Posts

March 17 2011 22:05 GMT

#104

I have a shy bladder so I'd normally take a stall.
But to contribute I would take the urinal that's in the corner, the one that would have a wall to my right or to my left depending on how the urinals are placed in the restroom. So left and right keke.

DarkGeneral

Canada328 Posts

March 17 2011 22:08 GMT

#105

This poll is flawed because it shows the result before taking the survey, thus possibly encouraging some who aren't sure which to pick, to pick the one that seems to have been voted the most.

Somehow hide the result until after an option is picked.

ThaZenith

Canada3116 Posts

March 17 2011 22:17 GMT

#106

Lol, who the hell would take the middle. That's a dick move right there, if anyone else ends up coming they'd be forced to a stall. (pretty much anyways)

Steel

Japan2283 Posts

March 17 2011 22:21 GMT

#107

On the edge...I've been trying to think but I'm pretty sure it's random which one I choose.

Roeder

Denmark735 Posts

March 17 2011 22:24 GMT

#108

When I was out watching a football game a few years ago, a guy decided to stand right next to me despite 15 free urinals. We were the only two there.

That was a truly awkward moment.

turamn

United States1374 Posts

March 17 2011 22:26 GMT

#109

I'll never use the middle. It's far too awkward.

Ronald_McD

Canada807 Posts

March 17 2011 22:28 GMT

#110

I use the middle
Because the middle is the least used
and the least likely to smell like piss
I also don't care if another man is peeing beside me. Sure it's generally preferable to avoid
but it's not the end of the world.

Oh wait, it says to assume they are all equally clean.
Well in that case it really doesn't matter. Either one is fine

carloselcoco

United States2302 Posts

March 17 2011 22:29 GMT

#111

On March 18 2011 04:47 thoraxe wrote:

'nuff said

HAHAHA! LMAO! xD

I would take the right one.
There are less chances that someone will walk past me, so I only have to worry about someone on my left side seeing me.
(that is only for the distribution of the rest room in this case)

Cirn9

1117 Posts

March 17 2011 22:30 GMT

#112

I once tried to use a urinal someone else was using as a joke. They did not appreciate the humor in it

KoKoRo

United States186 Posts

March 17 2011 22:32 GMT

#113

Which one is the closest to the door?

Severedevil

United States4834 Posts

March 17 2011 22:35 GMT

#114

I take the one on the right because it shows my dick's 'good side'.

AirbladeOrange

United States2572 Posts

March 17 2011 22:36 GMT

#115

On March 18 2011 07:17 ThaZenith wrote:
Lol, who the hell would take the middle. That's a dick move right there, if anyone else ends up coming they'd be forced to a stall. (pretty much anyways)

Why is it a dick move to take the middle? And how does it force you to use a stall? I don't understand this line of thinking. Please describe to me why you feel this way.

Cain0

United Kingdom608 Posts

March 17 2011 22:42 GMT

#116

I dont use urinels when possible. Everything about them are just horrible from the awkwardness to the splash-back.

Noxie

United States2227 Posts

March 17 2011 22:49 GMT

#117

On March 18 2011 04:41 Treva wrote:
Whoever votes for the middle one should be banned.

Funny you say this.. but I take the middle one so that when other people come into the bathroom they awkwardly go to the stalls.

Shiladie

Canada1631 Posts

March 17 2011 22:57 GMT

#118

Left by a long shot, you never want to take the middle one, as if somebody else comes in, you want them to be able to be as spread out as possible. You also don't want to be next to the stall, as then you'd be putting yourself nearest to a possibly somebody else when you can avoid it.

It's all part of the Restroom etiquette (Thoraxe posted the clip I was thinking off on the bottom of the first page)

funnybananaman

United States830 Posts

March 17 2011 22:57 GMT

#119

I mean if the bathroom is empty and they're all clean i'd go middle, symmetry is nice

If there were people there obviously you go to the one furthest from the other urinals that are being used.

Crushgroove

United States793 Posts

March 17 2011 22:57 GMT

#120

You know what really grinds my gears?? When there are plenty of completely open urinals, and a dude walks in a takes the one RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. What the hell is up with that?