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On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote: You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.
But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing
This is borderline homosexual.
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Have you ever wanted to eat some eggs and started grabbing some from your carton to only see that "expiration date" has passed. You are now in a dilemma. You are here hungry and want some eggs BUT you are skeptical about those eggs and don't wanna get horrible food poisoning...Is there a test you can do?
YES YOU CAN: Grab a container and make sure it is big enough so that the egg can be inside it. Fill the container with water, and place the egg inside it (obviously make sure you can submerge the egg in the water). If the egg sinks to do the bottom on the side then it is still fresh, if the top (the narrow point of egg) points up then it is a couple days old. If the egg floats halfway in the container, the egg is a couple weeks old but still edible. HOWEVER if you find the egg float to the top, then it is bad and must be thrown away.
Or you can just crack the egg open and smell it. Smells bad, throw away. Smells good than it is most likely edible.
The science is that bad eggs are characterized by the putrid smell once the egg is cracked. The putrid smells comes from the bacteria inside the egg that is breaking it down and producing sulfuric gas. And the amount of gas produced will decide whether the egg sinks (no gas or little) to floating up top (think of a blown balloon in pool, it floats).. Obviously the more gas produced means that the bacteria has been in the egg for awhile consuming for a lengthy time being.
P.S: Also, don't always go by the expiration date on dairy products. Many times milk are still good past the date (and sometimes bad before the date, yikes!) but the expiration date is there just for a reference point. It is also a way to make consumers buy more milk (damn marketing strategist...). Simply taste and smell is enough to test if the product is good enough (bad milk smells TERRIBLE, and the taste is EXTREMELY acidic and horrifying. You will know.).
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On August 20 2011 07:39 muaAHhaha charmander wrote:Show nested quote +On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote: You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.
But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing This is borderline homosexual. That is a retarded statement, and not borderline retarded, full blown extreme retarded.
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On August 20 2011 09:26 KwarK wrote:Show nested quote +On August 20 2011 07:39 muaAHhaha charmander wrote:On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote: You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.
But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing This is borderline homosexual. That is a retarded statement, and not borderline retarded, full blown extreme retarded.
Sounds like a fetish to me.
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On August 20 2011 00:55 Sotamursu wrote:Show nested quote +On August 20 2011 00:49 Shockk wrote: Leaving toothpaste tubes open after brushing teeth.
When brushing my teeth, I'm either half awake and easily irritated in the morning, or I'm on the verge of falling asleep and just as easily irritated. Leaving toothpaste open saves the frustration of (un)screwing and random stuff like potentially losing the cover and having to search for it. And it saves a bit of time. It also fucks up the entire tube by drying up. You can just place the lid over the tube lightly.
Also make sure your fridge is set to the recommended setting (4 on a scale of 7 for me). My milk usually lasts a few days after the expiration date.
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Have a concrete philosophy based in metaphysics. It's extremely important to always have a reason and justification for everything you do that doesn't boil down to any sort of arbitrary dogma.
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Don't completely unbutton a button shirt, just unbutton the top 2-3 buttons. Saves time when you take off/put back on.
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On August 20 2011 07:19 Bartuc wrote:Show nested quote +On August 20 2011 06:55 mordek wrote: This thread is so full of awesome. I'm surprised how many people didn't know F2 was rename a file. I'm not even sure when I learned that it's been so long. To add: When you are renaming a file (after pressing f2), press tab to switch to the next file. Ez batch rename :-)
Holy Crud! Thanks!
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If you ever need to drop a load outside in an emergency situation, make sure the ground is sloped away from you to prevent roll-backs. It is also preferable to find a tree to hold on for support.
I learned the hard way when I had to take care of business on the golf course :S
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On August 20 2011 09:47 OsoVega wrote: Have a concrete philosophy based in metaphysics. It's extremely important to always have a reason and justification for everything you do that doesn't boil down to any sort of arbitrary dogma. Do elaborate. Interesting.
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Always make sure you have toilet paper before you take a dump... ALWAYs!
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alt+d in browser to get to address bar (didn't know about this until a few months ago. ultimate life changer)
ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown
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On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote: You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.
But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing
Now that's what I call a timing push. lol
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On August 20 2011 10:46 Hermanus wrote:Show nested quote +On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote: You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.
But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing Now that's what I call a timing push.
You sir, win.
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No More Foam Usually the best way to prevent foam is to pour the beer correctly into your glass from it's source. However, in the event this does not occur, you can simply use the oils of your skin to alleviate the problem in 30 seconds. Simply take your index finger and rub it over the oily skin of your nose. Stir in your drink for a few seconds, and watch the foam disappear.
Man this is so nasty... who does that lol
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If someone says 'obviously' it usually isn't obvious.
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On August 20 2011 10:30 akalarry wrote: alt+d in browser to get to address bar (didn't know about this until a few months ago. ultimate life changer)
ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown
I just did that, and lifted both hands in amazement. Seriously this is pretty fantastic, especially cause Windows 7`s version of ctrl+alt+del exits to an alternate screen.
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On August 20 2011 10:30 akalarry wrote: alt+d in browser to get to address bar (didn't know about this until a few months ago. ultimate life changer)
ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown
Windows key + D = show desktop
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On August 20 2011 07:39 muaAHhaha charmander wrote:Show nested quote +On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote: You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.
But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing This is borderline homosexual.
Ha, it really is, in the literal sense of the term!
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On August 20 2011 07:19 Bartuc wrote:Show nested quote +On August 20 2011 06:55 mordek wrote: This thread is so full of awesome. I'm surprised how many people didn't know F2 was rename a file. I'm not even sure when I learned that it's been so long. To add: When you are renaming a file (after pressing f2), press tab to switch to the next file. Ez batch rename :-) didnt know that, nice
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