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matiK23
United States963 Posts
On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote: You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright. But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing This is borderline homosexual. | ||
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heroyi
United States1064 Posts
YES YOU CAN: Grab a container and make sure it is big enough so that the egg can be inside it. Fill the container with water, and place the egg inside it (obviously make sure you can submerge the egg in the water). If the egg sinks to do the bottom on the side then it is still fresh, if the top (the narrow point of egg) points up then it is a couple days old. If the egg floats halfway in the container, the egg is a couple weeks old but still edible. HOWEVER if you find the egg float to the top, then it is bad and must be thrown away. Or you can just crack the egg open and smell it. Smells bad, throw away. Smells good than it is most likely edible. The science is that bad eggs are characterized by the putrid smell once the egg is cracked. The putrid smells comes from the bacteria inside the egg that is breaking it down and producing sulfuric gas. And the amount of gas produced will decide whether the egg sinks (no gas or little) to floating up top (think of a blown balloon in pool, it floats).. Obviously the more gas produced means that the bacteria has been in the egg for awhile consuming for a lengthy time being. P.S: Also, don't always go by the expiration date on dairy products. Many times milk are still good past the date (and sometimes bad before the date, yikes!) but the expiration date is there just for a reference point. It is also a way to make consumers buy more milk (damn marketing strategist...). Simply taste and smell is enough to test if the product is good enough (bad milk smells TERRIBLE, and the taste is EXTREMELY acidic and horrifying. You will know.). | ||
KwarK
United States44190 Posts
On August 20 2011 07:39 muaAHhaha charmander wrote: This is borderline homosexual. That is a retarded statement, and not borderline retarded, full blown extreme retarded. | ||
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Keitzer
United States2509 Posts
On August 20 2011 09:26 KwarK wrote: That is a retarded statement, and not borderline retarded, full blown extreme retarded. Sounds like a fetish to me. | ||
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jw232
United States157 Posts
On August 20 2011 00:55 Sotamursu wrote: It also fucks up the entire tube by drying up. You can just place the lid over the tube lightly. Also make sure your fridge is set to the recommended setting (4 on a scale of 7 for me). My milk usually lasts a few days after the expiration date. | ||
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OsoVega
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zeOllie
Australia486 Posts
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shurgen
350 Posts
On August 20 2011 07:19 Bartuc wrote: To add: When you are renaming a file (after pressing f2), press tab to switch to the next file. Ez batch rename :-) Holy Crud! Thanks! | ||
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Balthazar
United States277 Posts
I learned the hard way when I had to take care of business on the golf course :S | ||
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phosphorylation
United States2935 Posts
On August 20 2011 09:47 OsoVega wrote: Have a concrete philosophy based in metaphysics. It's extremely important to always have a reason and justification for everything you do that doesn't boil down to any sort of arbitrary dogma. Do elaborate. Interesting. | ||
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FeUerFlieGe
United States1193 Posts
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akalarry
United States1978 Posts
ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown | ||
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Hermanus
Netherlands32 Posts
On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote: You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright. But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing Now that's what I call a timing push. lol | ||
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Illey
United Kingdom1 Post
You sir, win. | ||
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TheArtOfFugue
Canada187 Posts
Usually the best way to prevent foam is to pour the beer correctly into your glass from it's source. However, in the event this does not occur, you can simply use the oils of your skin to alleviate the problem in 30 seconds. Simply take your index finger and rub it over the oily skin of your nose. Stir in your drink for a few seconds, and watch the foam disappear. Man this is so nasty... who does that lol  | ||
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zeOllie
Australia486 Posts
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Nos-
Canada12016 Posts
On August 20 2011 10:30 akalarry wrote: alt+d in browser to get to address bar (didn't know about this until a few months ago. ultimate life changer) ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown I just did that, and lifted both hands in amazement. Seriously this is pretty fantastic, especially cause Windows 7`s version of ctrl+alt+del exits to an alternate screen. | ||
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FreeRobotFrost
16 Posts
On August 20 2011 10:30 akalarry wrote: alt+d in browser to get to address bar (didn't know about this until a few months ago. ultimate life changer) ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown Windows key + D = show desktop | ||
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KimJongChill
United States6429 Posts
On August 20 2011 07:39 muaAHhaha charmander wrote: This is borderline homosexual. Ha, it really is, in the literal sense of the term! | ||
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Zeon0
Austria2995 Posts
On August 20 2011 07:19 Bartuc wrote: To add: When you are renaming a file (after pressing f2), press tab to switch to the next file. Ez batch rename :-) didnt know that, nice | ||
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