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blowfish
Profile Joined October 2010
Austria238 Posts
August 20 2011 07:18 GMT
#1061
On August 20 2011 10:56 Illey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 10:46 Hermanus wrote:
On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote:
You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.

But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing


Now that's what I call a timing push.


You sir, win.

I think he just won the whole internet
randommuch
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States370 Posts
August 20 2011 08:02 GMT
#1062
On August 20 2011 09:26 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 07:39 muaAHhaha charmander wrote:
On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote:
You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.

But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing


This is borderline homosexual.

That is a retarded statement, and not borderline retarded, full blown extreme retarded.


"You never go full retard."



but seriously wtf.
Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food." Genesis 1:29
gundream
Profile Joined April 2010
United States229 Posts
August 20 2011 08:16 GMT
#1063
On August 20 2011 10:46 Hermanus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote:
You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.

But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing


Now that's what I call a timing push. lol


You sir, are a gentleman and a sholar.
-Cyrus-
Profile Joined June 2011
United States318 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-20 08:16:39
August 20 2011 08:16 GMT
#1064
If you're the kind of person that just can't function when he first wakes up, try leaping out of bed the moment you wake up and start doing jumping-jacks. It should give you the energy you need to begin functioning.
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
August 20 2011 08:21 GMT
#1065
On August 20 2011 10:30 akalarry wrote:
alt+d in browser to get to address bar (didn't know about this until a few months ago. ultimate life changer)

ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown


For the first one you can also press F6 and it does the same thing.
opsayo
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
591 Posts
August 20 2011 08:34 GMT
#1066
On August 20 2011 17:16 -Trippin- wrote:
If you're the kind of person that just can't function when he first wakes up, try leaping out of bed the moment you wake up and start doing jumping-jacks. It should give you the energy you need to begin functioning.

On the list of things I think I'm able to do when I first wake up, I would put vigorous exercise near the bottom.

I will try this for lulz :-)
Inertiaddict
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States126 Posts
August 20 2011 11:49 GMT
#1067
I apologize if this has been covered, I haven't read everything yet.

If you're like me and you have a bunch of soda cans (or any carbonated beverage cans) in your room you can sometimes put one down and forget after a couple minutes which is the one you were drinking out of.

If it is somewhat fresh out of the refrigerator or something, then obviously you just feel for the chilled can, but otherwise, if you hold it up to your ear and listen then you'll hear the carbonation bubbling inside and you know that the one you're holding is the one you were drinking.
Proud to be a mod for Polt, coLqxc, Sterling, Gamegene (Rebecca), Trump, Fnatic.Rain [retired], and Liquid'Jinro [retired]!!! <3 Manner up! <3 / Knowing the worst case situation makes one amply prepared.
Hermanus
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands32 Posts
August 20 2011 11:55 GMT
#1068
On August 20 2011 20:49 Inertiaddict wrote:
I apologize if this has been covered, I haven't read everything yet.

If you're like me and you have a bunch of soda cans (or any carbonated beverage cans) in your room you can sometimes put one down and forget after a couple minutes which is the one you were drinking out of.

If it is somewhat fresh out of the refrigerator or something, then obviously you just feel for the chilled can, but otherwise, if you hold it up to your ear and listen then you'll hear the carbonation bubbling inside and you know that the one you're holding is the one you were drinking.


Or just lift it up and feel which one is heavier.

Or shake it.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 20 2011 12:16 GMT
#1069
Why would you shake an open can..
You know what I don't even care that timing push joke was freaking awesome.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
SolidGasPro
Profile Joined August 2011
93 Posts
August 20 2011 12:41 GMT
#1070
This one sounds lame but I use it all the time:

If you want to watch a good movie, go to IMDB and see their top 250 movies, go from top to bottom and choose the first movie you haven't watched. That tactic works great even if the movie is very old <1950.

I'm surprised how much my taste coincides with that of the average IMDB user.
"HuK doesn't use Penix." MC
Hermanus
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands32 Posts
August 20 2011 13:23 GMT
#1071
On August 20 2011 21:16 Probe1 wrote:
Why would you shake an open can..
You know what I don't even care that timing push joke was freaking awesome.


Well not shake it wildly up and down Just a gentle swing to the right and left ^^ Thats how we do it in Holland, its faster than bringing the can to your ear and listen
FLu
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany147 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-20 13:27:40
August 20 2011 13:27 GMT
#1072
Sorry if this has been posted already:
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R4TM
Profile Joined June 2011
Brazil140 Posts
August 20 2011 13:41 GMT
#1073
On November 08 2010 15:29 OmgIRok wrote:


The way he puts on his clothes is pretty cool, I only do the pants trick sometimes cause I'm still a student and don't need to wear a suit everyday


Dude, julyzerg at 2:28
arthur
Profile Joined April 2009
United Kingdom488 Posts
August 20 2011 20:23 GMT
#1074
To the old 'looking at a bright light will make you sneeze'

I find, looking up works best.
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gullberg
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Sweden1301 Posts
August 20 2011 20:55 GMT
#1075
On August 20 2011 17:21 pred470r wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 10:30 akalarry wrote:
alt+d in browser to get to address bar (didn't know about this until a few months ago. ultimate life changer)

ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown


For the first one you can also press F6 and it does the same thing.

Srsly when I saw what ctrl+shift+escape did I squealed, that's a fucking life changer.
Whitley
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States238 Posts
August 21 2011 03:13 GMT
#1076
While taking a shower with your girl.. tell her "hey baby, let me wash your back." While washing her back.. Pee all over her legs and feet. Keeps other guys from trying to pick up your lady. AKA Claiming your territory.
Ixirawr
Profile Joined May 2011
United States86 Posts
August 21 2011 03:26 GMT
#1077
Timing push made me lol.

I don't mean mentally smile, I actually laughed out loud.
Tennet
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1458 Posts
August 21 2011 03:30 GMT
#1078
On August 20 2011 17:21 pred470r wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 10:30 akalarry wrote:
alt+d in browser to get to address bar (didn't know about this until a few months ago. ultimate life changer)

ctrl+shift+escape if you have windows 7, mind blown


For the first one you can also press F6 and it does the same thing.

F6 selects the top most thing, it selects a tab for me not the address bar, I use firefox 5 with tabs on top.
"The harder it gets, the more you need to focus on the basics." - Seo Gyung Jong
LolitsPing
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States285 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-21 16:45:30
August 21 2011 16:44 GMT
#1079
On December 27 2010 20:20 Touch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2010 06:12 blitzkrieger wrote:
Stretching is BAD. Unless ur a hot chick there is no reason to get super flexible. It actually hurts strength and risks injury. There are a few dynamic stretches and things for people who don't have full mobility but that yoga garbage isn't good for you. Thing like your lower back are for stability not motion. This is especially true before strength training as you lose the elasticity so you can't lift as much weight and risk injury.
Unless your a body builder, I doubt stretching hinders strength training. I've been doing a bridge every morning since I was little, and when I started going to the gym, I grew 10 pounds of muscle in only 2 months, not taking account into the cardio beforehand which probably helped cut down the fat.

My advice - stretch often, especially if you don't have muscle, as it will actually allow you to appear more muscular because you body will feel naturally more comfortable moving around in its ideal positions.


I'm a Cross Country runner so I can put some input into this. If you're going to exercise, stretching is IMPORTANT because it lowers the risk of pulling a muscle or any muscle-related injury, so tell me what's worth more? Spending about 10 minutes stretching or shelling out money for therapy etc. for the pulled muscle. In addition, stretching opens my stride so I can get the most out of my run.

At the same time, you can overstretch the muscle and/or exhaust yourself stretching which is bad for your training/exercise/race (which can lead to a bad showing for the ladies, watching coach or friends)

So that leads into my advice, don't do too much, don't do too little, always try to find a medium no matter how tempting it might be.

Also here are some other tips:
+ Show Spoiler +
-Don't get sucked into Facebook. I've made the mistake over and over and I regret it because I find myself watching my news feed when I could be doing constructive things.

-Do things as soon as you are assigned to. That is not limited to homework, essays, work, applications, etc. You'll be happy when you have free time later.

-Read the news. You probably will not care but if you find a girl and she's up to date with the news, you can discuss it, not sound like an idiot with misinformation and seem smart ^^

-At the same time, don't believe everything that's thrown at you. Make sure to take some time back and think a little bit if what he or she said is valid. YES THIS INCLUDES TEACHERS.

-Don't carry binders in your backpack. This is additional weight that you have to carry in your backpack. Instead, use folders/portfolios. They are lighter and store stuff.

-Use a word pad. Always use a word pad. It doesnt crunch go all over the place like loose-leaf paper but it gets the job done.

-Prioritize! It's similar to Starcraft but instead of building probes and pylons, you will be prioritize whatever that needs to be done first. That includes work, girls, work, WORK

-Don't use SparkNotes unless you really have to, and if you have to, you did not listen to my advice. Sparknotes is worthless and only tells you select stuff that happens, however, your teacher is probably going to ask what he or she sees and sparknotes doesn't do it does it? Also it allows you, the reader, to interpret it for yourself.

-Keep everything to keep a log. That includes bills, receipts, report cards etc. You'll never know when you need to show proof of something. (Yeah, I forgot to keep my latest report card, pain in the neck for renewing licenses)

-Always reread what you just type or text. You'll catch grammar mistakes so trolls won't yell at you and you can catch stuff such as when you think faster than you type. Trust me, I've done stupid stuff when i did not reread.

That's all I can think of right now... Forgive me for any grammar mistakes I might have made.


EDIT: Put other tips in a spoiler.
Citius, Altius, Fortius
zJayy962
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1363 Posts
August 21 2011 16:48 GMT
#1080
If you ever find yourself buying a condo or renting out a place where you can choose which floor to live on. First floors that come with basements are always more expensive. Also, keep in mind that roof leaks are easier to deal with than flooding.
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