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matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
August 21 2011 16:50 GMT
#1081
On August 20 2011 17:02 randommuch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 09:26 KwarK wrote:
On August 20 2011 07:39 muaAHhaha charmander wrote:
On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote:
You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.

But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing


This is borderline homosexual.

That is a retarded statement, and not borderline retarded, full blown extreme retarded.


"You never go full retard."



but seriously wtf.


How is my statement retarded? You're having an orgasm while a phallus shape made out of shit is coming out your hole. I'm not judging or anything. I'm just saying, it's pretty gay but thanks for the tip, op.
Without a paddle up shit creek.
DaRandomGuy
Profile Joined December 2010
19 Posts
August 21 2011 16:53 GMT
#1082
On November 08 2010 15:23 trembol wrote:
smoking a cig while peeing or pooing save some time too


ever heard of the pee bottle story? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1
Bucky0Hare
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada19 Posts
August 21 2011 19:10 GMT
#1083
When you want to buy a car here is a trick to save money:

Around the 2nd or 3rd weekend of the month go to the dealership
Find the car that you can afford, note the price.

Return to the dealership on the last business day of the month
bring with you a certified check for 75% of the price.

You will get the car at the price because the salesman will be able to clear that check the same day and ad a nice boost to his monthly sales figure at the last second.
(I RP on the ladder) FOR THE SWARM!
exShikari
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia237 Posts
August 21 2011 21:25 GMT
#1084
Pre-pack a bong when you leave for work. When you get home it's one less thing you have to do.
It is, in the end, whatever the Hell I want it to be, And when I'm through with it, it's gonna blow a hole, This wide, straight through the worlds own idea of itself. They're throwing bottles at your house. Come on, lets go break their arms.
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
August 21 2011 21:28 GMT
#1085
On August 21 2011 12:13 Whitley wrote:
While taking a shower with your girl.. tell her "hey baby, let me wash your back." While washing her back.. Pee all over her legs and feet. Keeps other guys from trying to pick up your lady. AKA Claiming your territory.

wtf have you actually done this?
gullberg
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Sweden1301 Posts
August 21 2011 21:32 GMT
#1086
On August 22 2011 06:28 pred470r wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 21 2011 12:13 Whitley wrote:
While taking a shower with your girl.. tell her "hey baby, let me wash your back." While washing her back.. Pee all over her legs and feet. Keeps other guys from trying to pick up your lady. AKA Claiming your territory.

wtf have you actually done this?

He's 100% serious.
blindsniper
Profile Joined July 2010
United States143 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-21 21:43:39
August 21 2011 21:39 GMT
#1087
If you're like me and you have a bunch of soda cans (or any carbonated beverage cans) in your room you can sometimes put one down and forget after a couple minutes which is the one you were drinking out of.

You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans.
Windows key + D = show desktop

Windows key + M = minimize all
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock and roll." - Shigeru Miyamoto
Bartuc
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands629 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-21 22:15:25
August 21 2011 22:14 GMT
#1088
When you're depressed, try and recognize it for what it is: In many cases it's a closed feedback loop of negative self-perception in certain core life areas that drains so much mental energy you are often left unable to actually overcome this obstacle by improving yourself in these stressor areas, further regressing the cycle. Stop forcing yourself to hit your head into these obstacles endlessly out of self-pity or self-hatred. Cut it loose, it's poison and it serves you absolutely no purpose.
It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb.
Keitzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2509 Posts
August 21 2011 22:33 GMT
#1089
On August 22 2011 06:39 blindsniper wrote:
Show nested quote +
If you're like me and you have a bunch of soda cans (or any carbonated beverage cans) in your room you can sometimes put one down and forget after a couple minutes which is the one you were drinking out of.

You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans.


I do that every time i finish a can of anything. Crunch it with my one hand. Not only does it help remind me that it's actually gone and time to get a new one, but also when there's a few that are crunched, and 1 that isn't, i take the crunched ones to the garbage and leave the non at my desk.
I'm like badass squared | KeitZer.489
FreshNoThyme
Profile Joined March 2008
United States356 Posts
August 21 2011 22:44 GMT
#1090
On August 22 2011 01:50 muaAHhaha charmander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 17:02 randommuch wrote:
On August 20 2011 09:26 KwarK wrote:
On August 20 2011 07:39 muaAHhaha charmander wrote:
On August 20 2011 00:52 StiMMy wrote:
You can shit and jerk off at the same time and its alright.

But if you manage to blow your load just as you push out that monster log, its amazing


This is borderline homosexual.

That is a retarded statement, and not borderline retarded, full blown extreme retarded.


"You never go full retard."



but seriously wtf.


How is my statement retarded? You're having an orgasm while a phallus shape made out of shit is coming out your hole. I'm not judging or anything. I'm just saying, it's pretty gay but thanks for the tip, op.


Uh, I don't like to drop nerdslang like "troll", but are you being serious?

Do you know what homosexuality is? It is attraction to the same sex. What does that have to do with erogenous zones? You can enjoy what your body naturally enjoys without being attracted to another human being of the same sex. There is no correlation. Just because it is a common way for gay men to have sex (hint: not all gay men have anal sex, and homosexuality does not mean you have sex with those of the same sex, but rather, that you are simply ATTRACTED to those people) does not mean it is directly related to sexuality (it isn't... at all). Apply some basic critical thinking skills here, man. Please.

What sex/gender you are attracted to =/= what you enjoy going in what holes.
Whitley
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States238 Posts
August 22 2011 01:24 GMT
#1091
On August 22 2011 06:32 gullberg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 22 2011 06:28 pred470r wrote:
On August 21 2011 12:13 Whitley wrote:
While taking a shower with your girl.. tell her "hey baby, let me wash your back." While washing her back.. Pee all over her legs and feet. Keeps other guys from trying to pick up your lady. AKA Claiming your territory.

wtf have you actually done this?

He's 100% serious.


100% serious, every girl, every shower session, always.
Caloooomi
Profile Joined July 2010
Scotland188 Posts
August 22 2011 01:29 GMT
#1092
Don't leave thermodynamics studying to the last minute... just... don't.
Booga booga booga~
Ronald_McD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada807 Posts
August 22 2011 01:45 GMT
#1093
Jerking it while taking a shit... This thread has really become disgusting...
FUCKING GAY LAGS
R4TM
Profile Joined June 2011
Brazil140 Posts
August 22 2011 01:56 GMT
#1094
exactly what i thought... lets stop talking about this or else the mod will close it... it was interesting in the beginning.
MadPretty
Profile Joined October 2010
United States101 Posts
August 22 2011 02:12 GMT
#1095
[QUOTE]On December 10 2010 04:42 ZhenMiChan wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 09 2010 09:35 Clearout wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 09 2010 09:05 ZhenMiChan wrote:
[QUOTE]On November 26 2010 16:01 theinvisiblePLER wrote:
[QUOTE]On November 10 2010 13:41 News wrote:
I wonder sometimes why people brush their teeth before they have their breakfast like one minute after. Makes no sense.[/QUOTE]

Wtf people eat before they brush their teeth? Mind = blown[/QUOTE]

It's true my girlfriend does it. I always tell her to stop that shit but she doesn't listen.[/QUOTE]I have no idea why you would brush your teeth, then eat and get your mouth full of a bacteria feast. Is it normal to have your mouth taste so unbearlable during the morning that something to drink cant fix it? :/
[/QUOTE]

It's much better to brush your teeth before a meal because the plaque and other bacteria on your teeth use the sugars to erode your enamel and cause tooth decay. By brushing, you get rid of a majority of the problem, instead of feeding the bacteria while you are eating.
akalarry
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1978 Posts
August 22 2011 02:15 GMT
#1096
i wouldnt like brushing my teeth after eating, because that would just feel weird for some reason. i mostly brush my teeth real quickly in the morning to get rid of that stank breath.
Ronald_McD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada807 Posts
August 22 2011 02:17 GMT
#1097
When coming a cross a GIANT post on a forum, always scroll down to see if there's a TLDR version to save you some time
FUCKING GAY LAGS
Nevy
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada169 Posts
August 22 2011 02:18 GMT
#1098
On August 22 2011 06:39 blindsniper wrote:
Show nested quote +
If you're like me and you have a bunch of soda cans (or any carbonated beverage cans) in your room you can sometimes put one down and forget after a couple minutes which is the one you were drinking out of.

You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans.
Show nested quote +
Windows key + D = show desktop

Windows key + M = minimize all


Try the Windows key + tab.
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-22 02:22:56
August 22 2011 02:20 GMT
#1099
On August 22 2011 06:32 gullberg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 22 2011 06:28 pred470r wrote:
On August 21 2011 12:13 Whitley wrote:
While taking a shower with your girl.. tell her "hey baby, let me wash your back." While washing her back.. Pee all over her legs and feet. Keeps other guys from trying to pick up your lady. AKA Claiming your territory.

wtf have you actually done this?

He's 100% serious.

Doesn't everyone do this?
Make sure that the water is relavitvely warm though. If they're smart, they'll notice the water suddenly gets a lot hotter...

EDIT:
Bad breath doesn't come from teeth (as they only cover a minimal area in your mouth), so scraping your tongue, washing out cheeks with mouthwash, and other methods do much better to keep breath fresh.

Double EDIT:
During commercials, doing something as small as a a few pushups, situps, or a short plank helps a lot.
A person willing to die for a cause is a hero. A person willing to kill for a cause is a madman
Juddas
Profile Joined January 2011
768 Posts
August 22 2011 02:22 GMT
#1100
On August 22 2011 11:17 Ronald_McD wrote:
When coming a cross a GIANT post on a forum, always scroll down to see if there's a TLDR version to save you some time


But then you don't see the whole post? Why would anybody write a well thought out post if they only wanted people to see the quickest summary possible? That may be optimal if you are lazy as fuck, but I don't think it applies to most quality forum posters or goers.

TL;DR:
no
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