How is my statement retarded? You're having an orgasm while a phallus shape made out of shit is coming out your hole. I'm not judging or anything. I'm just saying, it's pretty gay but thanks for the tip, op.

DaRandomGuy

19 Posts

August 21 2011 16:53 GMT

#1082

On November 08 2010 15:23 trembol wrote:
smoking a cig while peeing or pooing save some time too

ever heard of the pee bottle story? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1

Bucky0Hare

Canada19 Posts

August 21 2011 19:10 GMT

#1083

When you want to buy a car here is a trick to save money:

Around the 2nd or 3rd weekend of the month go to the dealership
Find the car that you can afford, note the price.

Return to the dealership on the last business day of the month
bring with you a certified check for 75% of the price.

You will get the car at the price because the salesman will be able to clear that check the same day and ad a nice boost to his monthly sales figure at the last second.

exShikari

Australia237 Posts

August 21 2011 21:25 GMT

#1084

Pre-pack a bong when you leave for work. When you get home it's one less thing you have to do.

pred470r

Bulgaria3265 Posts

August 21 2011 21:28 GMT

#1085

On August 21 2011 12:13 Whitley wrote:
While taking a shower with your girl.. tell her "hey baby, let me wash your back." While washing her back.. Pee all over her legs and feet. Keeps other guys from trying to pick up your lady. AKA Claiming your territory.

wtf have you actually done this?

gullberg

Sweden1301 Posts

August 21 2011 21:32 GMT

#1086

On August 22 2011 06:28 pred470r wrote:

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wtf have you actually done this?

He's 100% serious.

blindsniper

United States143 Posts

August 21 2011 21:39 GMT

#1087

If you're like me and you have a bunch of soda cans (or any carbonated beverage cans) in your room you can sometimes put one down and forget after a couple minutes which is the one you were drinking out of.

You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans.

Windows key + D = show desktop

Windows key + M = minimize all

Bartuc

Netherlands629 Posts

August 21 2011 22:14 GMT

#1088

When you're depressed, try and recognize it for what it is: In many cases it's a closed feedback loop of negative self-perception in certain core life areas that drains so much mental energy you are often left unable to actually overcome this obstacle by improving yourself in these stressor areas, further regressing the cycle. Stop forcing yourself to hit your head into these obstacles endlessly out of self-pity or self-hatred. Cut it loose, it's poison and it serves you absolutely no purpose.

Keitzer

United States2509 Posts

August 21 2011 22:33 GMT

#1089

On August 22 2011 06:39 blindsniper wrote:

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You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans.

I do that every time i finish a can of anything. Crunch it with my one hand. Not only does it help remind me that it's actually gone and time to get a new one, but also when there's a few that are crunched, and 1 that isn't, i take the crunched ones to the garbage and leave the non at my desk.

FreshNoThyme

United States356 Posts

August 21 2011 22:44 GMT

#1090

On August 22 2011 01:50 muaAHhaha charmander wrote:

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Uh, I don't like to drop nerdslang like "troll", but are you being serious?

Do you know what homosexuality is? It is attraction to the same sex. What does that have to do with erogenous zones? You can enjoy what your body naturally enjoys without being attracted to another human being of the same sex. There is no correlation. Just because it is a common way for gay men to have sex (hint: not all gay men have anal sex, and homosexuality does not mean you have sex with those of the same sex, but rather, that you are simply ATTRACTED to those people) does not mean it is directly related to sexuality (it isn't... at all). Apply some basic critical thinking skills here, man. Please.

What sex/gender you are attracted to =/= what you enjoy going in what holes.

Whitley

United States238 Posts

August 22 2011 01:24 GMT

#1091

On August 22 2011 06:32 gullberg wrote:

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He's 100% serious.

100% serious, every girl, every shower session, always.

Caloooomi

Scotland188 Posts

August 22 2011 01:29 GMT

#1092

Don't leave thermodynamics studying to the last minute... just... don't.

Ronald_McD

Canada807 Posts

August 22 2011 01:45 GMT

#1093

Jerking it while taking a shit... This thread has really become disgusting...

R4TM

Brazil140 Posts

August 22 2011 01:56 GMT

#1094

exactly what i thought... lets stop talking about this or else the mod will close it... it was interesting in the beginning.

MadPretty

United States101 Posts

August 22 2011 02:12 GMT

#1095

[QUOTE]On December 10 2010 04:42 ZhenMiChan wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 09 2010 09:35 Clearout wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 09 2010 09:05 ZhenMiChan wrote:
[QUOTE]On November 26 2010 16:01 theinvisiblePLER wrote:
[QUOTE]On November 10 2010 13:41 News wrote:
I wonder sometimes why people brush their teeth before they have their breakfast like one minute after. Makes no sense.[/QUOTE]

Wtf people eat before they brush their teeth? Mind = blown[/QUOTE]

It's true my girlfriend does it. I always tell her to stop that shit but she doesn't listen.[/QUOTE]I have no idea why you would brush your teeth, then eat and get your mouth full of a bacteria feast. Is it normal to have your mouth taste so unbearlable during the morning that something to drink cant fix it? :/
[/QUOTE]

It's much better to brush your teeth before a meal because the plaque and other bacteria on your teeth use the sugars to erode your enamel and cause tooth decay. By brushing, you get rid of a majority of the problem, instead of feeding the bacteria while you are eating.

akalarry

United States1978 Posts

August 22 2011 02:15 GMT

#1096

i wouldnt like brushing my teeth after eating, because that would just feel weird for some reason. i mostly brush my teeth real quickly in the morning to get rid of that stank breath.

Ronald_McD

Canada807 Posts

August 22 2011 02:17 GMT

#1097

When coming a cross a GIANT post on a forum, always scroll down to see if there's a TLDR version to save you some time

Nevy

Canada169 Posts

August 22 2011 02:18 GMT

#1098

On August 22 2011 06:39 blindsniper wrote:

Show nested quote +

You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans.

Show nested quote +

Windows key + M = minimize all

Try the Windows key + tab.

TALegion

United States1187 Posts

August 22 2011 02:20 GMT

#1099

On August 22 2011 06:32 gullberg wrote:

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He's 100% serious.

Doesn't everyone do this?
Make sure that the water is relavitvely warm though. If they're smart, they'll notice the water suddenly gets a lot hotter...

EDIT:
Bad breath doesn't come from teeth (as they only cover a minimal area in your mouth), so scraping your tongue, washing out cheeks with mouthwash, and other methods do much better to keep breath fresh.

Double EDIT:
During commercials, doing something as small as a a few pushups, situps, or a short plank helps a lot.

Juddas

768 Posts

August 22 2011 02:22 GMT

#1100

On August 22 2011 11:17 Ronald_McD wrote:
When coming a cross a GIANT post on a forum, always scroll down to see if there's a TLDR version to save you some time

But then you don't see the whole post? Why would anybody write a well thought out post if they only wanted people to see the quickest summary possible? That may be optimal if you are lazy as fuck, but I don't think it applies to most quality forum posters or goers.

TL;DR:
no