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matiK23
United States963 Posts
On August 20 2011 17:02 randommuch wrote: "You never go full retard." but seriously wtf. How is my statement retarded? You're having an orgasm while a phallus shape made out of shit is coming out your hole. I'm not judging or anything. I'm just saying, it's pretty gay but thanks for the tip, op. | ||
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DaRandomGuy
19 Posts
On November 08 2010 15:23 trembol wrote: smoking a cig while peeing or pooing save some time too ever heard of the pee bottle story? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1 | ||
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Bucky0Hare
Canada19 Posts
Around the 2nd or 3rd weekend of the month go to the dealership Find the car that you can afford, note the price. Return to the dealership on the last business day of the month bring with you a certified check for 75% of the price. You will get the car at the price because the salesman will be able to clear that check the same day and ad a nice boost to his monthly sales figure at the last second. | ||
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exShikari
Australia237 Posts
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pred470r
Bulgaria3265 Posts
On August 21 2011 12:13 Whitley wrote: While taking a shower with your girl.. tell her "hey baby, let me wash your back." While washing her back.. Pee all over her legs and feet. Keeps other guys from trying to pick up your lady. AKA Claiming your territory. wtf have you actually done this? | ||
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gullberg
Sweden1301 Posts
He's 100% serious. | ||
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blindsniper
United States143 Posts
If you're like me and you have a bunch of soda cans (or any carbonated beverage cans) in your room you can sometimes put one down and forget after a couple minutes which is the one you were drinking out of. You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans.  Windows key + D = show desktop Windows key + M = minimize all | ||
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Bartuc
Netherlands629 Posts
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Keitzer
United States2509 Posts
On August 22 2011 06:39 blindsniper wrote: You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans. I do that every time i finish a can of anything. Crunch it with my one hand. Not only does it help remind me that it's actually gone and time to get a new one, but also when there's a few that are crunched, and 1 that isn't, i take the crunched ones to the garbage and leave the non at my desk. | ||
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FreshNoThyme
United States356 Posts
On August 22 2011 01:50 muaAHhaha charmander wrote: How is my statement retarded? You're having an orgasm while a phallus shape made out of shit is coming out your hole. I'm not judging or anything. I'm just saying, it's pretty gay but thanks for the tip, op. Uh, I don't like to drop nerdslang like "troll", but are you being serious? Do you know what homosexuality is? It is attraction to the same sex. What does that have to do with erogenous zones? You can enjoy what your body naturally enjoys without being attracted to another human being of the same sex. There is no correlation. Just because it is a common way for gay men to have sex (hint: not all gay men have anal sex, and homosexuality does not mean you have sex with those of the same sex, but rather, that you are simply ATTRACTED to those people) does not mean it is directly related to sexuality (it isn't... at all). Apply some basic critical thinking skills here, man. Please. What sex/gender you are attracted to =/= what you enjoy going in what holes. | ||
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Whitley
United States238 Posts
100% serious, every girl, every shower session, always. | ||
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Caloooomi
Scotland188 Posts
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Ronald_McD
Canada807 Posts
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R4TM
Brazil140 Posts
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MadPretty
United States101 Posts
[QUOTE]On December 09 2010 09:35 Clearout wrote: [QUOTE]On December 09 2010 09:05 ZhenMiChan wrote: [QUOTE]On November 26 2010 16:01 theinvisiblePLER wrote: [QUOTE]On November 10 2010 13:41 News wrote: I wonder sometimes why people brush their teeth before they have their breakfast like one minute after. Makes no sense.[/QUOTE] Wtf people eat before they brush their teeth? Mind = blown[/QUOTE] It's true my girlfriend does it. I always tell her to stop that shit but she doesn't listen.[/QUOTE]I have no idea why you would brush your teeth, then eat and get your mouth full of a bacteria feast. Is it normal to have your mouth taste so unbearlable during the morning that something to drink cant fix it? :/ [/QUOTE] It's much better to brush your teeth before a meal because the plaque and other bacteria on your teeth use the sugars to erode your enamel and cause tooth decay. By brushing, you get rid of a majority of the problem, instead of feeding the bacteria while you are eating. | ||
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akalarry
United States1978 Posts
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Ronald_McD
Canada807 Posts
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Nevy
Canada169 Posts
On August 22 2011 06:39 blindsniper wrote: You can scrunch up your own can a bit so that it will be obviously different from all the perfect cans. Windows key + M = minimize all Try the Windows key + tab. | ||
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TALegion
United States1187 Posts
Doesn't everyone do this? Make sure that the water is relavitvely warm though. If they're smart, they'll notice the water suddenly gets a lot hotter... EDIT: Bad breath doesn't come from teeth (as they only cover a minimal area in your mouth), so scraping your tongue, washing out cheeks with mouthwash, and other methods do much better to keep breath fresh. Double EDIT: During commercials, doing something as small as a a few pushups, situps, or a short plank helps a lot. | ||
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Juddas
768 Posts
On August 22 2011 11:17 Ronald_McD wrote: When coming a cross a GIANT post on a forum, always scroll down to see if there's a TLDR version to save you some time But then you don't see the whole post? Why would anybody write a well thought out post if they only wanted people to see the quickest summary possible? That may be optimal if you are lazy as fuck, but I don't think it applies to most quality forum posters or goers. TL;DR: no | ||
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