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tomson
Profile Joined November 2002
Poland641 Posts
July 01 2004 03:33 GMT
#21
It's real, I think. Heard about it somewhere else.

Kinda gives a new meaning to the phrase "that man had balls".

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tomsOn
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36388 Posts
July 01 2004 03:43 GMT
#22
why is it triangular?
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DarkGhost]Coon[
Profile Joined February 2004
United States1471 Posts
July 01 2004 04:03 GMT
#23
Wow nobody knows story of Rasputin. :O

He was killed, the "panis" was bought from the guy who dissected him or something of that sort. The killers didn't cut off his johnson. The reason it's a big deal is because Rasputin would use his holy ranking to seduce lots of young women. He had a few STDs and shit. And the reason it's so "big" is because the water is absorbed.
Common sense is not so common.
KiLLme1st
Profile Joined December 2003
United States1824 Posts
July 01 2004 04:16 GMT
#24
O_O;;
CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-01 04:30:15
July 01 2004 04:30 GMT
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useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
July 01 2004 04:37 GMT
#26
isnt this news like a month old?
Moonlight Shadow
sux2bme
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada390 Posts
July 01 2004 04:52 GMT
#27
On July 01 2004 12:19 IndexFing wrote:
so they poisoned him, shot him, cut off his johnson and then threw him into the river?


All very good reasons not to get involved in politics.
Ebenol
Profile Joined May 2003
Sweden1983 Posts
July 01 2004 04:52 GMT
#28
WHY did you post this?
Make7UpYours
Profile Joined October 2003
893 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-01 05:19:30
July 01 2004 05:18 GMT
#29
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July 01 2004 06:21 GMT
#30
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Sharkey
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668 Posts
July 01 2004 06:26 GMT
#31
On July 01 2004 12:03 Jamers wrote:
Ra-ra Rasputin Russian's greatest love machine...


BonyM!!!!
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SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
July 01 2004 07:09 GMT
#32
On July 01 2004 13:52 Ebenol wrote:
WHY did you post this?


A better question would be: WHY did we ever read this thread?

PS: I'm not planning on clicking the link on the first post. Ever.
Son Of Law
DarkGhost]Coon[
Profile Joined February 2004
United States1471 Posts
July 01 2004 13:38 GMT
#33
Oh. You're a smart one. That you are. --Vv
Common sense is not so common.
SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
July 01 2004 15:27 GMT
#34
still havent clicked the link --;
Son Of Law
SurG
Profile Joined June 2003
Russian Federation798 Posts
July 01 2004 15:50 GMT
#35
Most of it is made up =(
JudasT
Profile Joined January 2003
Spain2226 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-01 15:53:09
July 01 2004 15:51 GMT
#36
On July 01 2004 13:03 DarkGhost wrote:
Wow nobody knows story of Rasputin. :O

And the reason it's so "big" is because the water is absorbed.


Nope, in fact the rasputin's penis was much bigger, what happens is that the penis is shrinked bc of the cold water effect ! Come one this happens to everybody His nickname was "the column" !
Taking the time to have simple fun everyday is a must for a happy life.
RushTHElarvA
Profile Joined January 2003
449 Posts
July 01 2004 15:59 GMT
#37
mildly amusing
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
July 01 2004 16:08 GMT
#38
WHY ISENT THIS THREAD CLOSED T_T
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gricha
Profile Joined May 2003
Lesotho67 Posts
July 01 2004 16:14 GMT
#39
Hey ! My homonym, Gricha Rasputin !

As put into words by the poet, he was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow....
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