EPTDirt sharks maybe?
Air sharks?
Concrete sharks?
Wood sharks?
Lava sharks?
[movie] Sand Sharks - Page 3
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IveReturned
Turkey258 Posts
Dirt sharks maybe? Air sharks? Concrete sharks? Wood sharks? Lava sharks? | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44329 Posts
Sharks on a Plane? I'm tired of these mothafuckin sharks on this mothafuckin plane! | ||
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Neurosis
United States893 Posts
On January 14 2012 03:28 Warfield wrote: The most absolute waste of time, effort and resources. Why do these movies even exist, why are they allowed to be made? Because it's awesome. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44329 Posts
Fixed. | ||
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Blisse
Canada3710 Posts
On January 14 2012 02:39 zalz wrote: I think "Sand Sharks" will take the audience on an emotional gut wrenching journey. This movie will explore not just what it means for human society if sharks could travel through sand, but also what it means to be human. Only the most uneducated of film critics would be so harsh against this magnum opus. The trailer alone reveals a host of social issue's that will be adressed in this cinematic masterpiece. Sand Sharks serves as a subtle parody on the irational fears that we as a society hold close whilst also turning around and warning us that we should not be so rash as to ignore fears simply because they appear at first glance to be irational. Surely, Sand Sharks is the ring master and we are all but clowns dancing to it's circus tune. Not since The Wire has there been a cinematic production that will adress the issue of class in a way like Sand Shark promises to do. "Spring break is off the hook," so speaks an obviously uncomfortable black character. His voice seems filled to the brim with melancholy, a harsh life has left him unable to enjoy such hollow entertainment as spring break. The partying people represent the middle class. Slowly but surely their numbers dwindle, but tell me, how so, how so? An amateur film critic would say that the cause is Sand Shark, but is that so? Or is it the capitalist upper class that demands the party (laissez faire capitalism) continues despite Sand Shark? Sand Shark is the proletarian, destined to clash with the middle-class when the true enemy is the capitalist upper class that forces the party (laissez faire capitalism) to go on, despite knowing better. Sand Shark will tear your heart and soul out, break into pieces and leave you wondering what it means to be human. Make way "The Wire" there is a new king of cinema in town. LOLOL this actually makes me want to watch it. Did you write that yourself? Comment of the day. :D | ||
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Nabes
Canada1800 Posts
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DrTyrant
United States79 Posts
On January 14 2012 02:35 Vaelone wrote: Wait is this really real? I was convinced I was watching a youtube joke video made by a few random buddies with 50$ budget until I saw the IMDB link. I know right, it looks like a joke, but it's real lol. | ||
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ghost_403
United States1825 Posts
On January 14 2012 03:39 IveReturned wrote: Dirt sharks maybe? Air sharks? Concrete sharks? Wood sharks? Lava sharks? Sharkbanana. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44329 Posts
On January 14 2012 03:41 OrangeSoda wrote: flying sharks, coming to a GSL map near you! I believe Sand Sharks takes place in the Blistering Sands. When you're behind destructible rocks, no one can hear you scream. | ||
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IveReturned
Turkey258 Posts
This is the worst nightmare ever. | ||
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KimJongChill
United States6429 Posts
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Nibbler89
884 Posts
I died. Seriously I just can't imagine whoever wrote that not laughing his ass off as he types the synopsis. | ||
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Dubzex
United States6994 Posts
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aebriol
Norway2066 Posts
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bluQ
Germany1724 Posts
Mysterious Island (producer) (completed) 2011 Sand Sharks (producer) 2010 Alligator X (producer) 2009 A Golden Christmas (co-producer) 2009 Nowhere to Hide (co-producer) | ||
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YipMan
372 Posts
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Crownlol
United States3726 Posts
I can't wait for the Rifftrax of this! | ||
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aebriol
Norway2066 Posts
On January 14 2012 04:12 YipMan wrote: If they have money to produce such shit, it would only be fair to also pay the people to watch it. That crap looks so awful lol. That is so unfair ... even though british humor like 'Yes Minister' is great, we can still laugh at fart jokes  + Show Spoiler + A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tommorrow. But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke. The wife, understandably is angry as f**k, and says: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out." THe next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, Hubbie falls asleep. The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened. "What happened?" asked his wife. "Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out." "What did you do?" asked his wife. "Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!" ... for example. | ||
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Krzycho
Poland442 Posts
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
seriously though, I really want to hear how they explain the logic behind sharks breathing out of water and living in sand... seems like a modern day troll of Jaws but we'll see | ||
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