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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45465 Posts
January 13 2012 19:19 GMT
#61
On January 14 2012 04:03 Nibbler89 wrote:
"The most menacing beasts to ever rule the waters, now rule the sand"
I died.

Seriously I just can't imagine whoever wrote that not laughing his ass off as he types the synopsis.


Well to be fair, crabs, shells, and litter don't put up much of a fight against sharks.

+ Show Spoiler +
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"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
gds
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Iceland1391 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 19:21:47
January 13 2012 19:20 GMT
#62
On January 14 2012 04:12 bluQ wrote:
This author and producer must a real pro.
Mysterious Island (producer) (completed)

2011 Sand Sharks (producer)

2010 Alligator X (producer)

2009 A Golden Christmas (co-producer)

2009 Nowhere to Hide (co-producer)


[image loading]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666187/



ah yea, look awesome!
[]Phase[]
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium927 Posts
January 13 2012 19:22 GMT
#63
hahahahahahahahha

sand sharks... REALLY????


Hahahaahahahahahaah
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
January 13 2012 19:23 GMT
#64
ok, it looks really bad -.-
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22291 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 19:26:18
January 13 2012 19:25 GMT
#65
[image loading]

Don't know how many know this trashy oldie.
Scared the shit out of me when i was a kid tho, like every horror movie lol.

Edit: Just laughed when i realized the actors name is bacon.
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
January 13 2012 19:25 GMT
#66
On January 14 2012 03:41 Blisse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 14 2012 02:39 zalz wrote:
On January 14 2012 02:25 amazingxkcd wrote:
Meh, just a action-flick with no plot nor character development.


I think "Sand Sharks" will take the audience on an emotional gut wrenching journey.

This movie will explore not just what it means for human society if sharks could travel through sand, but also what it means to be human.


Only the most uneducated of film critics would be so harsh against this magnum opus. The trailer alone reveals a host of social issue's that will be adressed in this cinematic masterpiece.

Sand Sharks serves as a subtle parody on the irational fears that we as a society hold close whilst also turning around and warning us that we should not be so rash as to ignore fears simply because they appear at first glance to be irational. Surely, Sand Sharks is the ring master and we are all but clowns dancing to it's circus tune.

Not since The Wire has there been a cinematic production that will adress the issue of class in a way like Sand Shark promises to do. "Spring break is off the hook," so speaks an obviously uncomfortable black character. His voice seems filled to the brim with melancholy, a harsh life has left him unable to enjoy such hollow entertainment as spring break.

The partying people represent the middle class. Slowly but surely their numbers dwindle, but tell me, how so, how so?

An amateur film critic would say that the cause is Sand Shark, but is that so? Or is it the capitalist upper class that demands the party (laissez faire capitalism) continues despite Sand Shark?

Sand Shark is the proletarian, destined to clash with the middle-class when the true enemy is the capitalist upper class that forces the party (laissez faire capitalism) to go on, despite knowing better.


Sand Shark will tear your heart and soul out, break into pieces and leave you wondering what it means to be human.

Make way "The Wire" there is a new king of cinema in town.


LOLOL this actually makes me want to watch it. Did you write that yourself? Comment of the day. :D

I died a little inside reading that xD
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45465 Posts
January 13 2012 19:26 GMT
#67
On January 14 2012 04:20 gds wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 14 2012 04:12 bluQ wrote:
This author and producer must a real pro.
Mysterious Island (producer) (completed)

2011 Sand Sharks (producer)

2010 Alligator X (producer)

2009 A Golden Christmas (co-producer)

2009 Nowhere to Hide (co-producer)


[image loading]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666187/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_HsMYoWae0

ah yea, look awesome!


Any movie that uses rapper Paul Wall as a character named "Froggy" has to be winning an Oscar.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Blacktion
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom1148 Posts
January 13 2012 19:29 GMT
#68
If this doesnt win an oscar im going to lose all faith in humanity.
I love trashy films like this. Also dont mind brooke hogan
Where's Boxer, there's victory! - figq
ilikeredheads
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1995 Posts
January 13 2012 19:30 GMT
#69
i'll watch for the T and A, as well as some slow motion running......
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 19:33:23
January 13 2012 19:33 GMT
#70
Meh I don't think this movie deserves its own thread.
o choro é livre
Werk
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States294 Posts
January 13 2012 19:34 GMT
#71
good lord. sand sharks...who saw the script from this and thought it was a good idea?
Do Werk Son
RabidSeagull
Profile Joined December 2010
United States220 Posts
January 13 2012 19:39 GMT
#72
oh my god this looks absolutely awesomely terrible. I can't wait !
I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper. Child educator, plus head amputator
Porkz
Profile Joined December 2010
Denmark1027 Posts
January 13 2012 19:39 GMT
#73
This looks hilariously bad :D
Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
AgentChaos
Profile Joined July 2011
United Kingdom4569 Posts
January 13 2012 19:40 GMT
#74
*face palm*
IM & EG supporter
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
January 13 2012 19:44 GMT
#75
If I had to choose between Xtinction PredatorX and Sand Sharks which should I choose/!?!
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 13 2012 19:46 GMT
#76
On January 14 2012 02:25 DannyJ wrote:
A modern day Jaws, I'm sure. This thing reeks of Oscars.

Hahaha
Without a doubt.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
January 13 2012 19:47 GMT
#77
rofl..... I hope this does ok but it should be somewhat entertaining i guess
https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
billy5000
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States865 Posts
January 13 2012 19:50 GMT
#78
i thought it was p0rn..seems interesting lol
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand. Vonnegut
rasnj
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1959 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 20:06:07
January 13 2012 19:53 GMT
#79
Wow ... just wow.

At least they got a decent director who worked on such original productions as: Transmorphers, The Terminators, War of the Worlds 2, Alien vs Hunter, Snakes on a Train. In fact among his 34 directed works I'm struggling to find more than 1 with a rating over 3.4/10.

EDIT: I guess that was just his cinematography I was looking at. He was also the editor of classics like Titanic II.
chennis
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Taiwan227 Posts
January 13 2012 19:58 GMT
#80
the possibilities are endless...

sharks on a space shuttle
snakes on a space shuttle
snakes on a space shuttle and sharks in space
sharks on a space shuttle and snakes in space
Velociraptors on a plane
Sand Velociraptors
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