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[movie] Sand Sharks

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gds
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Iceland1391 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 17:21:58
January 13 2012 17:21 GMT
#1
[image loading]

imdb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1844770/

trailer:


plot:

An underwater earthquake cracks open a crater deep beneath the ocean surface unleashing a prehistoric predator. Jimmy Green (Corin Nemec), prodigal party boy and son of the mayor, returns home to White Sands, with a scheme to breathe some life into the dying economy (and clear his debt to a mobster) by throwing a huge spring break party, the Sandman Festival. Jimmy runs into his ex, and now Deputy Sheriff, Brenda Young (Vanessa Lee Evigan). She and her brother the Sheriff want to close the islands beaches in fear of further shark attacks which would ruin Jimmy’s plans. Brenda calls in an expert, shark scientist Dr. Sandy Powers (Brooke Hogan), meanwhile the attacks continue to ensue.

Dr. Powers says it appears to be a sand shark, a beast which moves through the sand as if it was water. By accident, the shark is electrocuted, but it’s soon discovered that that shark, though gigantic, was only a baby. The festival continues, thousands of college kids arrive, just as dozens of sand sharks make their presence known having been attracted by the vibrations of crowd and the PA system. The most menacing beasts to ever rule the waters, now rule the sand; mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses their path. It’s a giant feeding frenzy and it’s up to Brenda, Sandy, the Sherriff, and Jimmy to stop the carnage.


I'm surprised there is no thread about this movie yet. It looks very promising to me. I cant wait to see it even if i doubt theaters are going to play it in my country. I'll wait for the blueray.
DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
January 13 2012 17:25 GMT
#2
A modern day Jaws, I'm sure. This thing reeks of Oscars.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
January 13 2012 17:25 GMT
#3
Hulk hogans daughter?! DAT ASS, seems like an awkward movie a shark through sand?! they are ruining my childhood movies JAWS
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amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 17:34:48
January 13 2012 17:25 GMT
#4
Meh, just a action-flick with no plot nor character development.

However, if this turns out to be like Birdemic, then I will love this!
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
Nizaris
Profile Joined May 2010
Belgium2230 Posts
January 13 2012 17:27 GMT
#5
promising ? it looks ridiculously bad. Maybe so bad it will be funny.
Matsumoto
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Germany493 Posts
January 13 2012 17:27 GMT
#6
dont think that this or any other c-movie earns an thread
Fk it ,BAYLIFE? BAYLIFE
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
January 13 2012 17:31 GMT
#7
So I'm supposed to believe that these sharks are a threat and won't just start coughing and die of silicosis with all the sand in their lungs ?

Who am I fooling, those are some badass sharks!
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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 17:34:30
January 13 2012 17:33 GMT
#8
sharks dont have lungs man DUH. Of course they can swim in sand.
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
January 13 2012 17:35 GMT
#9
Wait is this really real? I was convinced I was watching a youtube joke video made by a few random buddies with 50$ budget until I saw the IMDB link.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
January 13 2012 17:36 GMT
#10
shit, I guess they can. My bad.

And I thought I could finally use Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
in a sentence
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Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
January 13 2012 17:38 GMT
#11
Sharks in the sea, Sharks in the sand,
it's time to hide yo airplanes again.
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zalz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Netherlands3704 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 17:40:02
January 13 2012 17:39 GMT
#12
On January 14 2012 02:25 amazingxkcd wrote:
Meh, just a action-flick with no plot nor character development.


I think "Sand Sharks" will take the audience on an emotional gut wrenching journey.

This movie will explore not just what it means for human society if sharks could travel through sand, but also what it means to be human.


Only the most uneducated of film critics would be so harsh against this magnum opus. The trailer alone reveals a host of social issue's that will be adressed in this cinematic masterpiece.

Sand Sharks serves as a subtle parody on the irational fears that we as a society hold close whilst also turning around and warning us that we should not be so rash as to ignore fears simply because they appear at first glance to be irational. Surely, Sand Sharks is the ring master and we are all but clowns dancing to it's circus tune.

Not since The Wire has there been a cinematic production that will adress the issue of class in a way like Sand Shark promises to do. "Spring break is off the hook," so speaks an obviously uncomfortable black character. His voice seems filled to the brim with melancholy, a harsh life has left him unable to enjoy such hollow entertainment as spring break.

The partying people represent the middle class. Slowly but surely their numbers dwindle, but tell me, how so, how so?

An amateur film critic would say that the cause is Sand Shark, but is that so? Or is it the capitalist upper class that demands the party (laissez faire capitalism) continues despite Sand Shark?

Sand Shark is the proletarian, destined to clash with the middle-class when the true enemy is the capitalist upper class that forces the party (laissez faire capitalism) to go on, despite knowing better.


Sand Shark will tear your heart and soul out, break into pieces and leave you wondering what it means to be human.

Make way "The Wire" there is a new king of cinema in town.
Oldfool
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia394 Posts
January 13 2012 17:39 GMT
#13
This plot is almost exactly the same as Piranha:
A geological failure on the bottom of Lake Victoria opens a breach and releases prehistoric flesh-eaters piranhas. Meanwhile, it is the Lake Victoria spring party where teenagers arrive in to drink beer and booze, get sun tanning, swim in the lake and have sex. When the local Sheriff Julie Forester and her Deputy Fallon discover how danger the lake is, they unsuccessfully try to avoid the tourists to jump into the water to protect them. After saving many teenagers, Sheriff Forester learns that her family is trapped in a yacht that is stranded in the reef and heads in a boat with an acquaintance to rescue her children and family.


Will likely be just as bad, if not worse!
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it is difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Sitinte
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States499 Posts
January 13 2012 17:39 GMT
#14
Came across this thread just as I was hunting some Cephadromes in MH. What a coincidence...
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44329 Posts
January 13 2012 17:40 GMT
#15
Will look on youtube soon for hilarious death scenes and NSFW videos.

Coming soon:

-Ice sharks
-Asphalt sharks
-Ocean sharks (is nowhere safe?)
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Shaok
Profile Joined October 2010
297 Posts
January 13 2012 17:41 GMT
#16
On January 14 2012 02:38 Hesmyrr wrote:
Sharks in the sea, Sharks in the sand,
it's time to hide yo airplanes again.


rofl, yeah

Like someone else said it almost looks bad enough to be a funny movie.
rupert
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
182 Posts
January 13 2012 17:42 GMT
#17
Ah!! Artosis, there is no insulting sharks from the safety of the ground, because this safety is no more! Watch yo back.
Herrk
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden271 Posts
January 13 2012 17:43 GMT
#18
On January 14 2012 02:35 Vaelone wrote:
Wait is this really real? I was convinced I was watching a youtube joke video made by a few random buddies with 50$ budget until I saw the IMDB link.

How you even could consider that is beyond my reach. This looks like top-notch production value, original storyline (who ever heard of shark harassment with economic consequences to a vacation resort before? you could make a really good story out of that!), and cutting-edge CGI! Will definitely see this!

...or not
Didn't make a comeback in LoTV...
Switchy
Profile Joined June 2011
343 Posts
January 13 2012 17:43 GMT
#19
On January 14 2012 02:39 Oldfool wrote:
This plot is almost exactly the same as Piranha:
Show nested quote +
A geological failure on the bottom of Lake Victoria opens a breach and releases prehistoric flesh-eaters piranhas. Meanwhile, it is the Lake Victoria spring party where teenagers arrive in to drink beer and booze, get sun tanning, swim in the lake and have sex. When the local Sheriff Julie Forester and her Deputy Fallon discover how danger the lake is, they unsuccessfully try to avoid the tourists to jump into the water to protect them. After saving many teenagers, Sheriff Forester learns that her family is trapped in a yacht that is stranded in the reef and heads in a boat with an acquaintance to rescue her children and family.


Will likely be just as bad, if not worse!


Piranha was really entertaining!
Jayjay54
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2296 Posts
January 13 2012 17:45 GMT
#20
best. movie. ever. but probably direct to dvd here
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