One-Line Confessions - Page 133

On October 06 2010 08:29 swanized wrote:
the night before some of the habs paly-offs games... I have dreams about who wins and who scored and it always comes true

I never kissed a girl

On October 06 2010 08:44 FrostShadow wrote:
I once cheated on a math test, with my best friend's gf. He hasnt tutored me since.

On October 05 2010 07:04 Shiragaku wrote:

T_T I do not think this thread is about strutting your manliness, rather, it is about telling something that is so or dangerous embarrassing that you would never tell anyone in real life to prevent your life from going downhill
In fact, some of these "confessions" seem to want us to think you are doing this

And what you are doing in real life.


EDIT: I guess telling people that confession could ruin your relationship but the aura of someone strutting his manliness is still there.

On October 06 2010 07:41 Chimpychomp wrote:
i sing along to Jpop(and murder the language) while i play SC2 :S

On October 06 2010 09:35 mOnion wrote:
you know ugly people have sex too? I'm sure of it cuz they keep popping up no matter how many laws I try to pass.

On October 06 2010 10:16 Bebop07 wrote:
I'll throw a decent one out there. I have bowel problems..pretty much every shit I take clogs the toilet. Not majorly but..I gotta use a plunger. This is even if I go every day. Anyways..my toilet somehow has adapted to my gigantic turds(not even joking) and is pretty much the only one that can handle my loads without completely overflowing. So I spend the night at my sisters house one night...yeah..had been a few days since I had done the deed and that thing had grown into a full grown baby. So I give birth in her toilet and it obv isn't going down. I keep flushing, plungering, everything. It just keeps overflowing..shit everywhere. This goes on for about 45 minutes and by then theres about a quarter of an inch of liquid shit filling the bathroom. I wake her up and tell her and she basically gives me this giant bucket to keep filling my shit soup in, then throw it outside in the rocks. I keep doing it, even putting on a glove and trying to scoop out my own feces with my hand inside the toilet. Nothings working. Eventually we just give up and call a plumber at like 5 AM. But I literally was in her bathroom almost foot deep in my own shit plungering for about 2 hours. Just..horrible man. At least it was my own though lol. Also had to spend about an hour or so cleaning it all up and scrubbing the entire bathroom down.

On October 06 2010 10:16 Bebop07 wrote:
I'll throw a decent one out there. I have bowel problems..pretty much every shit I take clogs the toilet. Not majorly but..I gotta use a plunger. This is even if I go every day. Anyways..my toilet somehow has adapted to my gigantic turds(not even joking) and is pretty much the only one that can handle my loads without completely overflowing. So I spend the night at my sisters house one night...yeah..had been a few days since I had done the deed and that thing had grown into a full grown baby. So I give birth in her toilet and it obv isn't going down. I keep flushing, plungering, everything. It just keeps overflowing..shit everywhere. This goes on for about 45 minutes and by then theres about a quarter of an inch of liquid shit filling the bathroom. I wake her up and tell her and she basically gives me this giant bucket to keep filling my shit soup in, then throw it outside in the rocks. I keep doing it, even putting on a glove and trying to scoop out my own feces with my hand inside the toilet. Nothings working. Eventually we just give up and call a plumber at like 5 AM. But I literally was in her bathroom almost foot deep in my own shit plungering for about 2 hours. Just..horrible man. At least it was my own though lol. Also had to spend about an hour or so cleaning it all up and scrubbing the entire bathroom down.

On October 06 2010 10:25 meeple wrote:


Ahaha... awesome... I've given turd birth before... but I do the double flush...