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Profile Joined August 2010
53 Posts
October 06 2010 06:15 GMT
#2681
[QUOTE]On October 06 2010 14:32 Khul Sadukar wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 04 2010 13:06 Lebesgue wrote:
All the girls I like, don't like me. All the girls that like me I don't find interesting or attractive... Tough life...[/QUOTE]


Story of my life too. Girls are in double digits
Khul Sadukar
Profile Joined August 2009
Australia1735 Posts
October 06 2010 06:33 GMT
#2682
I think we have a challenge complex when it comes to dating. The girls aren't necessarily unattractive, only when they show interest in us and it would be too easy to pursue. Then again that's prob just am excuse and I'm in denial lol.
I don't want to be part everything. I want to be something. - Weapon X
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 06 2010 06:39 GMT
#2683
a girl will become less attractive to you when you realize she likes you
since 98'
Crabby
Profile Joined August 2010
United States66 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 07:17:22
October 06 2010 07:16 GMT
#2684
On October 06 2010 09:55 summerloud wrote:
i took so much acid that i realized how shitty everything is and now i m depressed


My high school buddy had the same happen. Although to be honest I think it was a side effect of the drug. I can't say that if you give it time the problem will go away. In my friend's case he just got worse and worse and I stopped hanging around him. It was a drag just to be around him. When someone said anything he would interpret as disrespect, he'd go completely mad.

Kinda wished I would've urged him to seek help from a therapist. Then again, he probably would tell me to fk off and say something along the line of "You're the one who needs help to see how fked up everything really is FGGT."
If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
October 06 2010 07:22 GMT
#2685
i believe sex is the beginning of any romantic relationship
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 17:27:12
October 06 2010 17:25 GMT
#2686
I despise everyone who uses retarded vernacular (Me: "Yea I do have that." - Idiot: "Gief").

I feel personally offended by people who make a lot of spelling mistakes.
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
October 06 2010 18:02 GMT
#2687
I feel like a soulless empty individual floating superficially through life, trying to fight my way back into the romantic scene of my heyday, before it is too late.
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
October 06 2010 21:23 GMT
#2688
On October 06 2010 15:39 larjarse wrote:
a girl will become less attractive to you when you realize she likes you


Ugh this is so true, and I hate it. I get so bored in longer relationships and always start looking for something better, and then again and again. I'll be a terrible person to marry someday.
Peanutsc
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States277 Posts
October 06 2010 22:12 GMT
#2689
On October 06 2010 14:34 kr_priest wrote:
I took the last cookie from the cookie jar. Yes me, that's who.


You.
"You only get one life on this earth, Tasteless, and if you're not spending the majority of it playing StarCraft, I would argue that it might be wasted." "I couldn't agree more, Artosis."
Altern
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1053 Posts
October 07 2010 01:45 GMT
#2690
I used to be able to blow myself and sometimes cum in my own mouth.
Filo
Profile Joined September 2010
United States54 Posts
October 07 2010 01:54 GMT
#2691
On October 04 2010 12:26 KillerPlague wrote:
2 years ago both my parents had passed away from cancer within 6 months of each other. at the same time one of my best friends and i started to drift away. things progressively got worse between us until one night i received a message from him on facebook saying how my both of my parents died to get away from how much of a failure i am. my first reaction was obviously delete him and to think this is very unlikely. but still it stirred in my mind, until recently i just received another message from him. my first thought was just to delete it, but i thought no ill read it. his next letter read:

sorry old friend, i was drinking, out of work, and depressed when i wrote you that letter a couple of years ago. i am myself dealing with my father dying of a brain tumor. i respect and understand you now.

i read it a few times and thought to myself i think ill write him back. so i wrote

dear old friend,
your father got a brain tumor because he was tired of thinking about his drunk, jobless, spineless, fuckface of a son.

I WIN. god karma is awesome



Unless this is a massive confidence, this is a story from a Dane Cook stand up show....
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
October 07 2010 01:59 GMT
#2692
On October 06 2010 15:39 larjarse wrote:
a girl will become less attractive to you when you realize she likes you


100% true. I can never stay in relationships because of this.

I absolutely, utterly despise Argentinian people. The way they speak spanish makes me want to go back in time and murder the person who invented the "sh" sound. Oddly, Argentinian girls are very attracted to me. My last two girlfriends have been Argentinian. Having dinner with their families was like having my ears run through a cheese grater
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
Panther
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2 Posts
October 07 2010 06:43 GMT
#2693
I want to break up with my girlfriend, but I don't know how...There's another girl I've been talking to for hours pretty much every day, I've started to believe that she likes me, but I can't actually tell at all. Oh, and both of them live several hours away from me, but now in different cities.
~
I can barely stand day to day life, I spend most of my free time now grinding the ladder on SC2 and then ragequitting when I lose to stupid shit. I can see myself getting better from the insane amounts of time I'm putting in. I have classes I have to get up for tomorrow morning...
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
October 07 2010 07:16 GMT
#2694
I couldn't get it up for long enough last 2 times I was with my new gf. I came home and tried jacking off and I didn't feel any desire. I'm only 26. I feel like I'm on the verge of something huge, possibly will go away into the abyss and somehow meet travis there.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
tenacity
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1587 Posts
October 07 2010 07:22 GMT
#2695
On October 07 2010 03:02 MasterFischer wrote:
I feel like a soulless empty individual floating superficially through life, trying to fight my way back into the romantic scene of my heyday, before it is too late.


#2 ....... is there any way back?
It does not need to be fun to be fun.
BentoBox
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada303 Posts
October 07 2010 07:26 GMT
#2696
I didn't go to any of my finals last semester :D


D:
Only dead fish swim with the stream
ilovesin
Profile Joined June 2007
Germany92 Posts
October 07 2010 08:27 GMT
#2697
I am in my universtity library at the moment and should be writing a paper instead im surfing TL.net all day...
It followed me home, can I keep it?
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
October 07 2010 08:46 GMT
#2698
On October 07 2010 10:45 Altern wrote:
I used to be able to blow myself and sometimes cum in my own mouth.


How come you cant nomore? and why only sometimes?
w/e
weetsie
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom25 Posts
October 07 2010 08:57 GMT
#2699
On October 07 2010 10:45 Altern wrote:
I used to be able to blow myself and sometimes cum in my own mouth.


i used to be able to do this too when i was maybe 16, cant now im 20.
wat
dranjam
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland198 Posts
October 07 2010 09:29 GMT
#2700
i stole flowers from the church for my gf

i cheated on most of my girls, i always felt bad about it, but couldn't stop it, trying to be good boy now, so far so good

i had a one night stand, but nothing really happened coz the girl told me my penis was too big for her, i started laughing and she threw me out
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight with you, then you win.
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