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Kalpman
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden406 Posts
October 07 2010 10:40 GMT
#2701
On October 05 2010 14:16 mIsUZu wrote:
I am infact a korean. true story.

Oh my gosh we should totally hang out
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
necroticah
Profile Joined August 2010
South Africa233 Posts
October 07 2010 11:04 GMT
#2702
[B]
i had a one night stand, but nothing really happened coz the girl told me my penis was too big for her, i started laughing and she threw me out


hahahahahaha. She threw you out AFTER she gave you a compliment? Legend dude.

^^ the guy that could cum in his mouth is pretty limber... If only all girls had bf's like that XD
Sandrosuperstar
Profile Joined November 2009
Sweden525 Posts
October 07 2010 11:30 GMT
#2703
i don't know how to be sad or cry. I did 2 years back but now im just empty or happy. Also i am lazy but can't resist it
I'm homo for Lomo, gay for GGplay, but at the end of the day I put my dong in Lee Jaedong
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
October 07 2010 13:32 GMT
#2704
On October 07 2010 16:22 tenacity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2010 03:02 MasterFischer wrote:
I feel like a soulless empty individual floating superficially through life, trying to fight my way back into the romantic scene of my heyday, before it is too late.


#2 ....... is there any way back?


Time will tell my friend.
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
Yenticha
Profile Joined July 2010
257 Posts
October 07 2010 14:54 GMT
#2705
I'm fascinated and horrified at the same time reading this... cant stop...
...and Im at work.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
October 07 2010 15:52 GMT
#2706
On October 07 2010 16:16 News wrote:
I couldn't get it up for long enough last 2 times I was with my new gf. I came home and tried jacking off and I didn't feel any desire. I'm only 26. I feel like I'm on the verge of something huge, possibly will go away into the abyss and somehow meet travis there.


Maybe its b/c your new gf is uglier then you think?

I been have ejaculation hiccups lately....its like im about to go but it sucks back in, then moments later it coughs it up.
ya had ya shot kid!
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 16:08:37
October 07 2010 15:57 GMT
#2707
On October 08 2010 00:52 Kennelie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2010 16:16 News wrote:
I couldn't get it up for long enough last 2 times I was with my new gf. I came home and tried jacking off and I didn't feel any desire. I'm only 26. I feel like I'm on the verge of something huge, possibly will go away into the abyss and somehow meet travis there.


Maybe its b/c your new gf is uglier then you think?

I been have ejaculation hiccups lately....its like im about to go but it sucks back in, then moments later it coughs it up.


I don't know, she is a solid 5-6 with makeup on, I wouldn't call that ugly. Plus she makes really cute faces while getting intimate, I really wish I gave it to her the way she deserved it. Kenn, if my desire doesn't come back, will you be the first guy I tried having sex with?

I'm not sure what causes an ejaculation hiccup, maybe your penis is already about to fall off? Just stop masturbating profusely.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
allyourbase
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States243 Posts
October 07 2010 17:30 GMT
#2708
I am addicted to porn and it is absolutely destroying my self esteem. I am super depressed.
Something something justice
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 17:36:36
October 07 2010 17:36 GMT
#2709
On October 08 2010 02:30 allyourbase wrote:
I am addicted to porn and it is absolutely destroying my self esteem. I am super depressed.



"Just" stop watching porn, or limit it ... I know people that became really despressed because of it, but rather think of it as a preperation for a gf ( if u dont have one )
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
October 07 2010 21:13 GMT
#2710
On October 08 2010 02:30 allyourbase wrote:
I am addicted to porn and it is absolutely destroying my self esteem. I am super depressed.


Mix booze with your problem and you are good to go!
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
MK
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States496 Posts
October 07 2010 21:33 GMT
#2711
I'm super mega over depressed because eLive.pro costs me too much money but I don't want to stop it because I know it has great potential.
The highest knowledge is to know that we are surrounded by mystery
Kurt_Russell
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada147 Posts
October 08 2010 14:28 GMT
#2712
I've been congested for the last week, so when I saw mucus at the back of my throat, I tried to take it out with a cue tip and ended up vomiting in the bathroom sink.
My captcha when signing up was in ovules :S
Icks
Profile Joined July 2009
France186 Posts
October 08 2010 15:49 GMT
#2713
On October 07 2010 23:54 wantPopRocks wrote:
I'm fascinated and horrified at the same time reading this... cant stop...
...and Im at work.

Read to learn.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
October 08 2010 21:32 GMT
#2714
im still having Adblock on this website and the sponsored thread did not convince me enough to remove it on this website.

Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 08 2010 23:04 GMT
#2715
I was flirting heavily with this really hot girl from Ohio and after we got to know each other and when we were ready to get it on and when she took her cloths off, I saw a dick.
Taelshin
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada418 Posts
October 08 2010 23:06 GMT
#2716
Ive punched in the wall to the right of my computer about 3 times playing everquest/starcraft/wow ect.

I also literally kicked the shit out of my computer when I was like 15, good times!
"We didnt listen"
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
October 08 2010 23:11 GMT
#2717
I am a terrible student.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
CrY.
Profile Joined July 2010
Japan97 Posts
October 09 2010 00:24 GMT
#2718
I was flirting heavily with this really hot girl from Ohio and after we got to know each other and when we were ready to get it on and when she took her cloths off, I saw a dick.

...Go on..
GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
October 09 2010 00:28 GMT
#2719
I told my teacher he was bad at school... I think he forgot
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
allyourbase
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States243 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-09 00:42:59
October 09 2010 00:37 GMT
#2720
On October 09 2010 08:04 Shiragaku wrote:
I was flirting heavily with this really hot girl from Ohio and after we got to know each other and when we were ready to get it on and when she took her cloths off, I saw a dick.

well....did you go for it?
Something something justice
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