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BangKlyde
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States14 Posts
October 10 2010 08:28 GMT
#2741
When I was 14, I once referred to my Mother being in labor as being 'in heat.' Not one of my proudest moments.
matko5
Profile Joined April 2010
Croatia385 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-10 08:54:39
October 10 2010 08:54 GMT
#2742
I am an achieving underachiever. Although making some very noticeable results in my education (really) I'm still feeling that I could do more if I put just a bit of my time into studying (I play video games all day).

And that bums me out. I get the results without getting things done.
Disi gazda
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
October 10 2010 09:20 GMT
#2743
I am subtlety trying to get my ex to take me back by getting rid of her current boyfriend even though I am only settling on her because the one person I'd like to be with wants nothing to do with me and I can't do anything to change it.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
October 10 2010 09:52 GMT
#2744
Even though I fantasize about girls as crazy, I havent watched porn or fapped for months soon.

I dont feel satisfied with my social relations even though I am probally one of the most popular guys in my friendcircle.

I loudly, proudly sing out loud whenever i hear pop music i know well - lady gaga works
In the woods, there lurks..
Selth
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States469 Posts
October 10 2010 10:05 GMT
#2745
I read this thread backwards from page 138 to 118.

I feel like people hate me but put up with me cause I'm extremely chill i.e. my roommate got completely shit-faced after 5 shots at a frat party. We threw him on my bed since it was the bottom bunk. He ended up throwing up around 15 times on it. I didn't really care. Just cleaned my sheets and went about with my day.
prodiG
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada2016 Posts
October 10 2010 10:11 GMT
#2746
The more SC2 ladder I play, the less I want to practice and the more I want to go and play something else.

(These ladder maps man... theeeeeeese maps -_-)
ESV Mapmaking Team || http://twitter.com/prodiGsc || Real talk, I don't have time to sugar-coat it for you sir
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
October 10 2010 10:11 GMT
#2747
i really dislike asian chicks with "white" eyes. they freak me out.
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
Borked
Profile Joined October 2010
221 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-31 16:46:40
October 10 2010 11:08 GMT
#2748
-I love my girlfriend , she has no RTS history , she has started at bottom of bronze league and now she is pushing platinum.
Thou shall not crave thy neighbor.
Sokalo
Profile Joined May 2010
United States375 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-10 12:02:18
October 10 2010 11:55 GMT
#2749
I am a straight male and thought Brokeback Mountain and Atonement were awesome movies.

I'll bump into girls "accidentally" just to feel how soft their boobs are.


Do the flat girls start to wonder why you're so much more coordinated when their busty friends aren't around or do you just bump into them all so they don't get suspicious?
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
October 10 2010 12:46 GMT
#2750
On October 06 2010 13:33 Kakera wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 13:26 Masamune wrote:
On October 06 2010 12:50 Kakera wrote:
I agreed to have a foursome, but was too drunk to get it up, but the other guy didn't have a problem with that when he had sex with my gf.

good lord! I'm hoping you didn't watch her enjoy it


This isn't a strut my manliness one-liner unfortunately it's a shame filled one. But I could get into details but I think that'd be a little too graphic for this forum ><

DO IT.

I secretly find League of Legends more enjoyable than SC2 but less enjoyable than BW
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
October 10 2010 13:06 GMT
#2751
All the girls i like genuinely like me, but as a ''friend''.

Goddamnit friend zone
WriterXiao8~~
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-10 14:06:38
October 10 2010 14:06 GMT
#2752
On October 10 2010 22:06 Kipsate wrote:
All the girls i like genuinely like me, but as a ''friend''.

Goddamnit friend zone

google friend zone meme ;D
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
October 10 2010 17:08 GMT
#2753
On October 10 2010 21:46 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 13:33 Kakera wrote:
On October 06 2010 13:26 Masamune wrote:
On October 06 2010 12:50 Kakera wrote:
I agreed to have a foursome, but was too drunk to get it up, but the other guy didn't have a problem with that when he had sex with my gf.

good lord! I'm hoping you didn't watch her enjoy it


This isn't a strut my manliness one-liner unfortunately it's a shame filled one. But I could get into details but I think that'd be a little too graphic for this forum ><

DO IT.

I secretly find League of Legends more enjoyable than SC2 but less enjoyable than BW

"secretly"? I am beginning to find joy watching sc2 but not the same as bw or LoL (even less with playing)

Confession:
I am a ginger, with freckles everywhere on my face, and gingerlike pubic / ass hair
In the woods, there lurks..
StuBob
Profile Joined March 2010
United States373 Posts
October 11 2010 07:15 GMT
#2754
I am tired and am going to bed.
I play RANDOM!
vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
October 11 2010 07:35 GMT
#2755
I enjoy singing but i suck at it :/
Aka XephyR/Shaneyesss
bananengurke
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada58 Posts
October 11 2010 13:38 GMT
#2756
I get super stoned multiple times every day since I got my job. There is almost nothing of value in my life except my friends.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
October 11 2010 18:23 GMT
#2757
Whenever I take a nap I get extremely horny after waking up. I would seriously fuck any halfway decent looking girl anywhere.

Fell asleep in physics and then I just saw my friends gf. I looked at her in a way which probably made her really uncomfortable. I hope she didnt like it
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Nebula
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
England780 Posts
October 11 2010 18:25 GMT
#2758
I think starcraft 2 is a really bland game. There's only so much blob vs blob you can watch before it gets too boring, though I'm sure it might be different in a few years, the Dmg/Armour system is just bad imo.

I wish i had posted more when i signed up so i don't look like one of these new sc2 posters cos of my low post count =(. I've probably been here longer than most.
<3
Arckan
Profile Joined September 2010
243 Posts
October 11 2010 18:35 GMT
#2759
I enjoy LoL more than SC2 (usually), if only because I'm better at it.

I'm the often-heard-of pussy that gets really nervous over ladder games, even though I know I'll be about 50/50 in my games.

I placed gold and ascended to platinum, but I think my ZvZ is Bronze-tier.
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
October 11 2010 18:35 GMT
#2760
On October 12 2010 03:25 Nebula wrote:
I think starcraft 2 is a really bland game. There's only so much blob vs blob you can watch before it gets too boring, though I'm sure it might be different in a few years, the Dmg/Armour system is just bad imo.

I wish i had posted more when i signed up so i don't look like one of these new sc2 posters cos of my low post count =(. I've probably been here longer than most.



haha same shit ( THe last one) I've been here for 2 years and more. And only 300 + posts. It's like I'm new to the community, which im not

Are you Tim by any way?
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