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Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
October 09 2010 00:49 GMT
#2721
I once told a T.A. to "calm down" and she started crying in front of the entire class.
Wodenborn
Profile Joined May 2010
United States15 Posts
October 09 2010 00:53 GMT
#2722
On October 08 2010 00:57 News wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 08 2010 00:52 Kennelie wrote:
On October 07 2010 16:16 News wrote:
I couldn't get it up for long enough last 2 times I was with my new gf. I came home and tried jacking off and I didn't feel any desire. I'm only 26. I feel like I'm on the verge of something huge, possibly will go away into the abyss and somehow meet travis there.


Maybe its b/c your new gf is uglier then you think?

I been have ejaculation hiccups lately....its like im about to go but it sucks back in, then moments later it coughs it up.


I don't know, she is a solid 5-6 with makeup on, I wouldn't call that ugly. Plus she makes really cute faces while getting intimate, I really wish I gave it to her the way she deserved it. Kenn, if my desire doesn't come back, will you be the first guy I tried having sex with?

I'm not sure what causes an ejaculation hiccup, maybe your penis is already about to fall off? Just stop masturbating profusely.


LOTTA personal shit can go into virility: the penis is the stick shift to the soul, and maybe you're just stuck in the wrong gear.

I mention because (my confession): I hadn't had much desire in a month of unemployment; times change: now I just finished a 60 hour work week and I have a stiffy that could bend steel.

So yea, it could be something utterly unrelated to sex ^,^
Quake48
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States68 Posts
October 09 2010 00:57 GMT
#2723
Way back when i would play airsoft with friends i would always cheat and say i didnt get hit. I also made my friends brother cry because he accused me of cheating so i shot him in the neck from 10 feet away.
Remember, you're unique just like everyone else.
StormWeapon
Profile Joined July 2010
United States159 Posts
October 09 2010 01:35 GMT
#2724
I once stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner hose.
Tyrant Potato
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 09 2010 01:47 GMT
#2725
On October 09 2010 09:37 allyourbase wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 09 2010 08:04 Shiragaku wrote:
I was flirting heavily with this really hot girl from Ohio and after we got to know each other and when we were ready to get it on and when she took her cloths off, I saw a dick.

well....did you go for it?

When I was presented 30 dollars.
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
October 09 2010 02:51 GMT
#2726
On August 17 2010 13:58 Coagulation wrote:
i really wanna make a thread about new banner.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=158764

EPIC. Just EPIC.


My confession:
I'm not comfortable getting drunk with friends/colleagues/work-mates, because of my low alcohol tolerance.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 09 2010 03:07 GMT
#2727
I don't believe a lot of the confessions in this thread lol.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Mr.Ch4rms
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada84 Posts
October 09 2010 03:44 GMT
#2728
i was in a car with a friend of mine, and had to take a shit. she wouldnt stop at a gas station or anything. so when we got to her house i shit on her lawn =\
thats it stroke me clover
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
October 09 2010 03:47 GMT
#2729
I just downed about 8 shots worth of vodka. I'm alone at my parents' house, they're asleep.
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7596 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-09 15:37:27
October 09 2010 15:37 GMT
#2730
I creamed my pants when they announced NaDa to oGs
telfire
Profile Joined May 2010
United States415 Posts
October 09 2010 17:08 GMT
#2731
I had a wet dream in my grandma's bed.
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
October 09 2010 18:37 GMT
#2732
i have a fear of eating out alone and people looking down on me

and even worse people my age coming with friends and looking down on me >_>
jw6282000
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada51 Posts
October 09 2010 20:25 GMT
#2733
When I was little, I thought people died when they went to sleep -_-
What is this "sc2" you speak of?
Quake48
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States68 Posts
October 09 2010 21:41 GMT
#2734
On October 10 2010 03:37 shawster wrote:
i have a fear of eating out alone and people looking down on me

and even worse people my age coming with friends and looking down on me >_>


Haha I thought I was the only one.
Remember, you're unique just like everyone else.
gerundium
Profile Joined June 2010
Netherlands786 Posts
October 09 2010 22:25 GMT
#2735
i have terrible work ethic and am seriously considering skipping a few projects which would mean i fail the course.
Tomer
Profile Joined June 2009
United States105 Posts
October 09 2010 22:51 GMT
#2736
I'm disgusted by makeup, no matter how "pretty" it looks
Shpiel
Profile Joined April 2010
United States47 Posts
October 10 2010 06:40 GMT
#2737
I don't think Hyoyeon looks as bad as people make her to be.
Life! Enjoy it.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
October 10 2010 07:42 GMT
#2738
i feel pressure on my chest due to anxiety. Pills wont stop it, i dont know what to do to be honest, i been told a lot of people suffer from this, but still.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
October 10 2010 07:44 GMT
#2739
- someone stole my sc2 cd-key, i called blizzard and they said they could do nothing about it. nicely done blizzard.
Helluva
Profile Joined September 2010
United States651 Posts
October 10 2010 08:22 GMT
#2740
On October 07 2010 10:45 Altern wrote:
I used to be able to blow myself and sometimes cum in my own mouth.

Oh dear..
~
I had sex with my friend's girlfriend of 7 months, and note that they have never done anything sexual together. O_O
<3
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