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Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 12 2010 16:19 Tha_Docta wrote: Im terrible in bed, just really bad, my penis is a great size, but i last like 2 minutes damn Masturbate beforehand, worst case scenario: think of your grandmother while having sex, it will take your mind off of it. Or kittens. | ||
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Asdkmoga
United States496 Posts
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Dienosore
Brunei Darussalam622 Posts
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EffeCt
United States77 Posts
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Erk
United States52 Posts
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Kleinmuuhg
Vanuatu4091 Posts
And i double check if somebody replies to my posts. Thats sad | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
On October 12 2010 16:19 Tha_Docta wrote: Im terrible in bed, just really bad, my penis is a great size, but i last like 2 minutes damn try taking some opiates(lortabs, percs, etc) before u sleep with a girl... u will feel so rewarded... u cant come quick ever... ull pleasure the girl so much... it feels awesome when the girl cums more than once before u do  | ||
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PlaKen
Canada46 Posts
I told a hot girl at a party who had purposely spilled her drink on my pants, all the while whispering suggestively in my ear that she would ''dry clean'' them for me, that I'd take care of them myself. Truth is, after the party, instead of leaving off with her, I went back home to ladder on Bnet2.0! Oh the shame! | ||
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Erk
United States52 Posts
On June 14 2009 09:13 niteReloaded wrote: I find huge majority of people I hang out with stupid, boring and limited. SAME HERE :O | ||
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shawster
Canada2485 Posts
On October 13 2010 09:56 PlaKen wrote: There are many moments when Sc2 has put my manhood in doubt, here's a recent one: I told a hot girl at a party who had purposely spilled her drink on my pants, all the while whispering suggestively in my ear that she would ''dry clean'' them for me, that I'd take care of them myself. Truth is, after the party, instead of leaving off with her, I went back home to ladder on Bnet2.0! Oh the shame! the real question is hot or not? if not then you have no shame buddy | ||
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Cyber_Cheese
Australia3615 Posts
On October 13 2010 09:19 Asdkmoga wrote: i sometimes catch myself judging people by post count, even though i'm unreasonably low myself. lol oh yeha big time; more than half the time realising mines lower afterwards people seem so much more interesting when they get home and get online somehow On October 12 2010 03:41 LemOn wrote: My believe is that all of TL population are FULLY SICK BADASSES. There, I confessed -.- fixed | ||
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Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 09:43 InfeSteD wrote: try taking some opiates(lortabs, percs, etc) before u sleep with a girl... u will feel so rewarded... u cant come quick ever... ull pleasure the girl so much... it feels awesome when the girl cums more than once before u do I recommend vicodin. Also you will be hard for like... ever. | ||
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Duban
United States548 Posts
The other time was after Zero, a character with about 4-5 lines, sacrificed his life in Megaman X. I'm still not sure what to make of that. | ||
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Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
On October 13 2010 13:08 Duban wrote: When I was a kid I refused to cry as crying was for babies and unlike most young kids I actually followed through with it for years. From the age of 4 or 5 to the 6th grade I cried only twice. Once was understandable as I broke my skull, literally no exaggeration. The other time was after Zero, a character with about 4-5 lines, sacrificed his life in Megaman X. I'm still not sure what to make of that. I had something similar going on except my only 2 times from the age of 5 to the age of 17 were when my mom beat the shit out of me and when Ash (or was it Pikachu? represseddddd) turned into stone at the end of the first Pokemon movie. | ||
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Horrde
Canada302 Posts
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Kleinmuuhg
Vanuatu4091 Posts
On October 13 2010 13:08 Duban wrote: When I was a kid I refused to cry as crying was for babies and unlike most young kids I actually followed through with it for years. From the age of 4 or 5 to the 6th grade I never cried. Even when my skull broke. Then I took part in some ridiculous action movies. I never showed emotions. Now I'm the Governor of California. Fixed | ||
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tryummm
774 Posts
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eNte[19]
Ireland62 Posts
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Mawi
Sweden4365 Posts
Im the guy who does not give a damn about future, i drink,go clubbing,party and wake up more often with blackouts and wondering what the hell did i do? i can afford a 2010,2011 brand new cell phone i just dont know which one to get sometimes i dont shi! for a week :/ its strange | ||
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Eknoid4
United States902 Posts
She lives in Sweden | ||
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