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Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
October 13 2010 00:17 GMT
#2781
On October 12 2010 16:19 Tha_Docta wrote:
Im terrible in bed, just really bad, my penis is a great size, but i last like 2 minutes damn

Masturbate beforehand, worst case scenario: think of your grandmother while having sex, it will take your mind off of it. Or kittens.
ǝsnoɥ ssɐlƃ ɐ uı sǝuoʇs ʍoɹɥʇ ʇ,uop || sıʇɹoɟ ɹǝdɯǝs
Asdkmoga
Profile Joined May 2010
United States496 Posts
October 13 2010 00:19 GMT
#2782
i sometimes catch myself judging people by post count, even though i'm unreasonably low myself. lol
"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit."
Dienosore
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Brunei Darussalam622 Posts
October 13 2010 00:21 GMT
#2783
My dad still thinks I'm enrolled in college
EffeCt
Profile Joined January 2010
United States77 Posts
October 13 2010 00:26 GMT
#2784
I'm actually temp banned for 2 days, this isn't my account. I needed Tech Help so I had to get on a friends account to post. Sorry TL I let you down
Erk
Profile Joined June 2009
United States52 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-13 00:58:56
October 13 2010 00:31 GMT
#2785
I've had sex with my cousin.
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-13 00:33:02
October 13 2010 00:32 GMT
#2786
Nada's Body is my favourite Threat.
And i double check if somebody replies to my posts. Thats sad
This is our town, scrub
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
October 13 2010 00:43 GMT
#2787
On October 12 2010 16:19 Tha_Docta wrote:
Im terrible in bed, just really bad, my penis is a great size, but i last like 2 minutes damn


try taking some opiates(lortabs, percs, etc) before u sleep with a girl... u will feel so rewarded... u cant come quick ever... ull pleasure the girl so much... it feels awesome when the girl cums more than once before u do
w/e
PlaKen
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada46 Posts
October 13 2010 00:56 GMT
#2788
There are many moments when Sc2 has put my manhood in doubt, here's a recent one:

I told a hot girl at a party who had purposely spilled her drink on my pants, all the while whispering suggestively in my ear that she would ''dry clean'' them for me, that I'd take care of them myself. Truth is, after the party, instead of leaving off with her, I went back home to ladder on Bnet2.0! Oh the shame!
Take what is theirs and make it yours.
Erk
Profile Joined June 2009
United States52 Posts
October 13 2010 00:57 GMT
#2789
On June 14 2009 09:13 niteReloaded wrote:
I find huge majority of people I hang out with stupid, boring and limited.

SAME HERE :O
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
October 13 2010 01:25 GMT
#2790
On October 13 2010 09:56 PlaKen wrote:
There are many moments when Sc2 has put my manhood in doubt, here's a recent one:

I told a hot girl at a party who had purposely spilled her drink on my pants, all the while whispering suggestively in my ear that she would ''dry clean'' them for me, that I'd take care of them myself. Truth is, after the party, instead of leaving off with her, I went back home to ladder on Bnet2.0! Oh the shame!


the real question is

hot or not?

if not then you have no shame buddy
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-13 01:38:32
October 13 2010 01:33 GMT
#2791
On October 13 2010 09:19 Asdkmoga wrote:
i sometimes catch myself judging people by post count, even though i'm unreasonably low myself. lol


oh yeha big time; more than half the time realising mines lower afterwards


On October 13 2010 09:57 Erk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 09:13 niteReloaded wrote:
I find huge majority of people I hang out with stupid, boring and limited.

SAME HERE :O


people seem so much more interesting when they get home and get online somehow


On October 12 2010 03:41 LemOn wrote:
My believe is that all of TL population are FULLY SICK BADASSES. There, I confessed -.-


fixed
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
October 13 2010 03:11 GMT
#2792
On October 13 2010 09:43 InfeSteD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2010 16:19 Tha_Docta wrote:
Im terrible in bed, just really bad, my penis is a great size, but i last like 2 minutes damn


try taking some opiates(lortabs, percs, etc) before u sleep with a girl... u will feel so rewarded... u cant come quick ever... ull pleasure the girl so much... it feels awesome when the girl cums more than once before u do

I recommend vicodin.

Also you will be hard for like... ever.
ǝsnoɥ ssɐlƃ ɐ uı sǝuoʇs ʍoɹɥʇ ʇ,uop || sıʇɹoɟ ɹǝdɯǝs
Duban
Profile Joined July 2009
United States548 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-13 04:11:56
October 13 2010 04:08 GMT
#2793
When I was a kid I refused to cry as crying was for babies and unlike most young kids I actually followed through with it for years. From the age of 4 or 5 to the 6th grade I cried only twice. Once was understandable as I broke my skull, literally no exaggeration.

The other time was after Zero, a character with about 4-5 lines, sacrificed his life in Megaman X. I'm still not sure what to make of that.
An ignorant person makes a mistake. A stupid person makes it again.
Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
October 13 2010 04:15 GMT
#2794
On October 13 2010 13:08 Duban wrote:
When I was a kid I refused to cry as crying was for babies and unlike most young kids I actually followed through with it for years. From the age of 4 or 5 to the 6th grade I cried only twice. Once was understandable as I broke my skull, literally no exaggeration.

The other time was after Zero, a character with about 4-5 lines, sacrificed his life in Megaman X. I'm still not sure what to make of that.

I had something similar going on except my only 2 times from the age of 5 to the age of 17 were when my mom beat the shit out of me and when Ash (or was it Pikachu? represseddddd) turned into stone at the end of the first Pokemon movie.
ǝsnoɥ ssɐlƃ ɐ uı sǝuoʇs ʍoɹɥʇ ʇ,uop || sıʇɹoɟ ɹǝdɯǝs
Horrde
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada302 Posts
October 13 2010 04:15 GMT
#2795
I sometimes fantasize about a life where I was born with approx 9-10 other identical brothers in every way like myself and just going around beating everyone at team sports. It would be unstoppable. Life's hard having to constantly deal with other people's mistakes, man.
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
October 13 2010 10:40 GMT
#2796
On October 13 2010 13:08 Duban wrote:
When I was a kid I refused to cry as crying was for babies and unlike most young kids I actually followed through with it for years. From the age of 4 or 5 to the 6th grade I never cried. Even when my skull broke.

Then I took part in some ridiculous action movies.
I never showed emotions.

Now I'm the Governor of California.


Fixed
This is our town, scrub
tryummm
Profile Joined August 2009
774 Posts
October 13 2010 14:43 GMT
#2797
I watch Alex Jones every day.
eNte[19]
Profile Joined April 2010
Ireland62 Posts
October 14 2010 12:40 GMT
#2798
This one time on vacation in Manila, i shat in the bidet.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
October 14 2010 17:00 GMT
#2799
Im the guy who goes to school and never do homeworks and I mostly pass the tests and sometimes i fail. I dream alot during lessons or I just ask this hot girl in my class if i can borrow he iphone4 and play games on it.

Im the guy who does not give a damn about future, i drink,go clubbing,party and wake up more often with blackouts and wondering what the hell did i do?

i can afford a 2010,2011 brand new cell phone i just dont know which one to get

sometimes i dont shi! for a week :/ its strange
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Eknoid4
Profile Joined October 2010
United States902 Posts
October 14 2010 17:49 GMT
#2800
I have a huge crush on a girl I know.
She lives in Sweden
If you're mad that someone else is brazenly trumpeting their beliefs with ignorance, perhaps you should be mad that you are doing it too.
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