One-Line Confessions - Page 142
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emythrel
United Kingdom2599 Posts
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Solaris.playgu
Sweden480 Posts
Oh, and once my brother needed to take a dump in the middle of the night, still sleep-intoxicated he went to the wrong room and dumped on the floor in the laundry room haha. | ||
MaxField
United States2386 Posts
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Frits
11782 Posts
On October 15 2010 06:22 emythrel wrote: i once let my dog take a hit on my bong..... he ate 5 bowls of food that night. lmao | ||
Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
On October 15 2010 04:48 intrigue wrote: why piss twice instead of just once? i like the story, but the logistics of it are too complex. On October 15 2010 04:47 Oos wrote: When I was younger getting drunk (under-age) with friends, there was this one girl who I didn't really like, she used to drink a little then pretend to be super drunk. One time I pissed twice into a big bottle of coke, gave it to her and said it was vodka and coke - she drank a quarter of it and then pretended to be drunk. I feel bad about it now, but it is funny. I don't get what's so complex? | ||
Jaw
United States274 Posts
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JadeFist
United States1225 Posts
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Mawi
Sweden4365 Posts
Yes its a confession Half brag half awesomeness Deal with it. | ||
StorrZerg
United States13912 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On October 19 2010 16:46 StorrZerg wrote: So watching National Geographic "male snakes have 2 penises" Discuses It brings a whole new meaning to threesome. | ||
Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
My confession is that today I actually cried from happiness. ![]() | ||
Kleinmuuhg
Vanuatu4091 Posts
On October 20 2010 20:45 Zoler wrote: I've been sick for 1 month now and been in hospital for almost 2 weeks now and had surgery. Today for the first time i felt happy because all pain is almost gone and I feel like I have a life again. My confession is that today I actually cried from happiness. ![]() That made me smile ![]() Usually Teamliquidians are so negative , maybe we should create a Thread " What made your day good?" .. | ||
DoubleZee
Canada556 Posts
My first love, best friend, and GF of 3 years dumped me 2 weeks ago, and I've only had one day since where I've managed not to cry. | ||
Fenrax
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United States5018 Posts
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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Kleinmuuhg
Vanuatu4091 Posts
On October 21 2010 Necosarius wrote: When I was 4-5 years old I wanted to be the first man on the moon. I was so sad that day when I found out someone has already been there. Then Im glad to restore your dream by telling you that the American "moonlanding" was all fake. | ||
Logginurkeyz
United States375 Posts
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MadVillain
United States402 Posts
On October 21 2010 06:52 Kleinmuuhg wrote: Then Im glad to restore your dream by telling you that the American "moonlanding" was all fake. I think that people who believe in conspiracy theories are idiots with no critical thinking skills. | ||
Hikko
United States1126 Posts
On October 21 2010 07:06 Logginurkeyz wrote: I go to the gas station at the same time of day every time because I think the attendant is hot... I go to McDonald's twice a week for lunch (it's next to my college) (and before you ask, I'm skinny) and I'm on first a name basis but still kind of acquaintance level with the cashier. Sometimes I wonder if I only go to see Shelly even though I'm not always hungry when I go :X | ||
Husmusen
Sweden92 Posts
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