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emythrel
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom2599 Posts
October 14 2010 21:22 GMT
#2821
i once let my dog take a hit on my bong..... he ate 5 bowls of food that night.
When there is nothing left to lose but your dignity, it is already gone.
Solaris.playgu
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Sweden480 Posts
October 14 2010 21:24 GMT
#2822
I got home from a party drunk as hell when I was still living in my parents house. Sat to have a shit, suddenly got really sick, puked on the floor. The bathroom had recently been renovated, and I stupidly thought "they probably made it waterproof", so I left the floor full with vom and went to bed. Got woken up a couple hours later by my furious parents, apparently the floor was not waterproof! So I had to clean it up, like, 6 in the morning while still hung over and nauseous. Though I got it clean you can still smell it in there, especially when the floor heating is on, 6 or 7 years after.

Oh, and once my brother needed to take a dump in the middle of the night, still sleep-intoxicated he went to the wrong room and dumped on the floor in the laundry room haha.
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
October 14 2010 21:28 GMT
#2823
I am in the middle of a Huge Rhetorical Analysis Paper for my Writing class but i hate writing, so i am writing this on TL instead.... : D
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 14 2010 21:41 GMT
#2824
On October 15 2010 06:22 emythrel wrote:
i once let my dog take a hit on my bong..... he ate 5 bowls of food that night.


lmao
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
October 14 2010 21:49 GMT
#2825
On October 15 2010 04:48 intrigue wrote:
why piss twice instead of just once? i like the story, but the logistics of it are too complex.

On October 15 2010 04:47 Oos wrote:
When I was younger getting drunk (under-age) with friends, there was this one girl who I didn't really like, she used to drink a little then pretend to be super drunk.
One time I pissed twice into a big bottle of coke, gave it to her and said it was vodka and coke - she drank a quarter of it and then pretended to be drunk.

I feel bad about it now, but it is funny.

I don't get what's so complex?
Jaw
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States274 Posts
October 15 2010 05:44 GMT
#2826
i am male and i shave my armpit.
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-16 18:49:29
October 16 2010 18:48 GMT
#2827
wrong thread
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
October 17 2010 17:26 GMT
#2828
I am no longer banned.

Yes its a confession

Half brag half awesomeness Deal with it.
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
October 19 2010 07:46 GMT
#2829
So watching National Geographic "male snakes have 2 penises"

Discuses
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 19 2010 18:55 GMT
#2830
On October 19 2010 16:46 StorrZerg wrote:
So watching National Geographic "male snakes have 2 penises"

Discuses

It brings a whole new meaning to threesome.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 20 2010 11:45 GMT
#2831
I've been sick for 1 month now and been in hospital for almost 2 weeks now and had surgery. Today for the first time i felt happy because all pain is almost gone and I feel like I have a life again.

My confession is that today I actually cried from happiness.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
October 20 2010 17:26 GMT
#2832
On October 20 2010 20:45 Zoler wrote:
I've been sick for 1 month now and been in hospital for almost 2 weeks now and had surgery. Today for the first time i felt happy because all pain is almost gone and I feel like I have a life again.

My confession is that today I actually cried from happiness.

That made me smile .
Usually Teamliquidians are so negative , maybe we should create a Thread " What made your day good?" ..
This is our town, scrub
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
October 20 2010 20:57 GMT
#2833
Screw happiness, I'm bringing it back down to the dumps:

My first love, best friend, and GF of 3 years dumped me 2 weeks ago, and I've only had one day since where I've managed not to cry.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Fenrax
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States5018 Posts
October 20 2010 21:05 GMT
#2834
I was too drunk to find my way home, so I got angry and randomly kicked off a couple of side mirrors.
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
October 20 2010 21:17 GMT
#2835
When I was 4-5 years old I wanted to be the first man on the moon. I was so sad that day when I found out someone has already been there.
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
October 20 2010 21:52 GMT
#2836
On October 21 2010 Necosarius wrote:
When I was 4-5 years old I wanted to be the first man on the moon. I was so sad that day when I found out someone has already been there.

Then Im glad to restore your dream by telling you that the American "moonlanding" was all fake.
This is our town, scrub
Logginurkeyz
Profile Joined September 2010
United States375 Posts
October 20 2010 22:06 GMT
#2837
I go to the gas station at the same time of day every time because I think the attendant is hot...
Jemag... Jemag... you're like an alcoholic telling me why you drink... you have your reasons, but it's still bad... <3 iNcontroL
MadVillain
Profile Joined June 2010
United States402 Posts
October 20 2010 22:23 GMT
#2838
On October 21 2010 06:52 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 Necosarius wrote:
When I was 4-5 years old I wanted to be the first man on the moon. I was so sad that day when I found out someone has already been there.

Then Im glad to restore your dream by telling you that the American "moonlanding" was all fake.


I think that people who believe in conspiracy theories are idiots with no critical thinking skills.
For The Swarm!
Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
October 20 2010 22:51 GMT
#2839
On October 21 2010 07:06 Logginurkeyz wrote:
I go to the gas station at the same time of day every time because I think the attendant is hot...


I go to McDonald's twice a week for lunch (it's next to my college) (and before you ask, I'm skinny) and I'm on first a name basis but still kind of acquaintance level with the cashier. Sometimes I wonder if I only go to see Shelly even though I'm not always hungry when I go :X
♥
Husmusen
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden92 Posts
October 20 2010 23:00 GMT
#2840
I love how Americans get so defensive as soon as you say something bad about them. or something they have a diffrent opinion about
Effort is the man Effort understands
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