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Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
October 20 2010 23:24 GMT
#2841
On October 21 2010 08:00 Husmusen wrote:
I love how Americans get so defensive as soon as you say something bad about them. or something they have a diffrent opinion about


When has Sweeden ever done anything important? I mean, Vikings were cool and all, but it just all ends after that.
♥
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-20 23:43:03
October 20 2010 23:40 GMT
#2842
On October 21 2010 08:24 Hikko wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 08:00 Husmusen wrote:
I love how Americans get so defensive as soon as you say something bad about them. or something they have a diffrent opinion about


When has Sweeden ever done anything important? I mean, Vikings were cool and all, but it just all ends after that.

And nowadays where you have 2 base phoenix, Vikings are OLD.


On October 21 2010 07:23 MadVillain wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 06:52 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
On October 21 2010 Necosarius wrote:
When I was 4-5 years old I wanted to be the first man on the moon. I was so sad that day when I found out someone has already been there.

Then Im glad to restore your dream by telling you that the American "moonlanding" was all fake.


I think that people who believe in conspiracy theories are idiots with no critical thinking skills.

Yes I was serious when I said that.



+ Show Spoiler +
Idiot
This is our town, scrub
Sandrosuperstar
Profile Joined November 2009
Sweden525 Posts
October 20 2010 23:41 GMT
#2843
i really like music put it's almost impossible to enyoy music for more than a couple of days unless its lyrics are good and i can relate/get ideas from them. Thank god for k-pop. I feel lonley and apathic and think about the same girl every day. gahhhh
I'm homo for Lomo, gay for GGplay, but at the end of the day I put my dong in Lee Jaedong
Almin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States583 Posts
October 21 2010 00:13 GMT
#2844
On October 21 2010 08:24 Hikko wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 08:00 Husmusen wrote:
I love how Americans get so defensive as soon as you say something bad about them. or something they have a diffrent opinion about


When has Sweeden ever done anything important? I mean, Vikings were cool and all, but it just all ends after that.

Vikings are OP and need to be nerfed.
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-21 00:51:58
October 21 2010 00:50 GMT
#2845
Today, i have lost so many 1v1s that I am afraid to play either SC2, BW or CS for fear of destroying my computer and/or computer accesories. This has pushed me into starting WoW again to stave off boredom. I am ashamed of this, however after having punched my keyboard exceedingly hard and turned off the power source to my PC when SC2 lagged and wouldn't let me surrender, I feel it best to play a non competitive game

EDIT: just found out that the cataclysm patch 4.0 is apparently going live. no way am i downloading 5 gigs of wow when im hardly gonna use it for anything more then a platform to chat with guildmates.
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
Sworn
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada920 Posts
October 21 2010 00:53 GMT
#2846
I stole 3 guys girlfriends from right under them.
"Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather." CJ Entus Fighting! <3 Effort
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
October 21 2010 01:01 GMT
#2847
On October 21 2010 09:53 Sworn wrote:
I stole 3 guys girlfriends from right under them.

That is some bitchin' slight of hand.
My strategy is to fork people.
Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
October 21 2010 01:08 GMT
#2848
On October 21 2010 09:53 Sworn wrote:
I stole 3 guys girlfriends from right under them.


Why compete with the whole world when you can just compete against 1 person?
♥
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 21 2010 02:42 GMT
#2849
I got accused on a bomb threat today after writing an essay called "Bomb Threats are Stupid and So are You."
My sarcasm and parodying Old Spice with I'm on a Bomb seems to have scared the shit out of the teachers. They wish something exciting as 9/11 would happen in the school. Fucking idiots.
BentoBox
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada303 Posts
October 21 2010 02:56 GMT
#2850
On October 21 2010 08:41 Sandrosuperstar wrote:
i really like music put it's almost impossible to enyoy music for more than a couple of days unless its lyrics are good and i can relate/get ideas from them. Thank god for k-pop. I feel lonley and apathic and think about the same girl every day. gahhhh


Do you understand k-pop lyrics?

And you could try listening to some chill instrumentals as I think there's a lot more to relate to when you feel out the vibe instead of having a message forced upon you via lyrics~

Just as an example:



------


I bought an iTouch off a craigslist-type site about 4 months ago. 32gbs, pretty good condition for 150$. Pretty damn good deal. But I later realized that the headphone jack was malfunctioning as sound only came out from one ear. I also found out that the Itouch was actually stolen as the playlist/pictures were that of a female and some shady guy sold it to me. In any case, I didn't mind too much.

2 days ago, I go to a Mac store downtown to inquire about whether or not they sold itouch parts so I could replace my headphone jack. Turns out my iTouch had 1 day left on the warranty, and I got a new one free of charge!

Ballin'
Only dead fish swim with the stream
Antiochus
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada548 Posts
October 21 2010 03:04 GMT
#2851
I had a container of mints in my room which were slowly disappearing, after asking around everyone denied being the one taking my mints, I didn’t really mind them taking the mints but I don’t like being lied to so one day after coming home from the gym and noticing that yet again more mints were missing I rubbed my sweaty balls all over the remaining mints and placed them back in the container.
All play and no work makes Jack unemployed.
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
October 21 2010 03:14 GMT
#2852
On October 21 2010 12:04 Antiochus wrote:
I had a container of mints in my room which were slowly disappearing, after asking around everyone denied being the one taking my mints, I didn’t really mind them taking the mints but I don’t like being lied to so one day after coming home from the gym and noticing that yet again more mints were missing I rubbed my sweaty balls all over the remaining mints and placed them back in the container.


LOOOOOOOL

I confess that I find that hilarious.

Also I press the snooze on my alarm way too many times
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Logginurkeyz
Profile Joined September 2010
United States375 Posts
October 21 2010 03:58 GMT
#2853
On October 21 2010 12:04 Antiochus wrote:
I had a container of mints in my room which were slowly disappearing, after asking around everyone denied being the one taking my mints, I didn’t really mind them taking the mints but I don’t like being lied to so one day after coming home from the gym and noticing that yet again more mints were missing I rubbed my sweaty balls all over the remaining mints and placed them back in the container.


My grandmother's preacher used to visit her in the hospital and drink all the water out of her pitcher. She got upset at this, and started dropping her teeth into the pitcher. I don't think she ever told him, but she told me she always giggled every time he drank out of the pitcher after that...
Jemag... Jemag... you're like an alcoholic telling me why you drink... you have your reasons, but it's still bad... <3 iNcontroL
Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
October 21 2010 04:01 GMT
#2854
Going out clubbing tomorrow night for the sole purpose of getting my wife wasted enough to let us bring another woman home for a 3some.
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
October 21 2010 04:08 GMT
#2855
Haha good luck with that :D
Check out @MapOfTheMonth on Twitter and under http://bit.ly/motmorg
Quake48
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States68 Posts
October 21 2010 04:15 GMT
#2856
My science professor yelled at our class for wasting the laytex gloves at the lab stations, and i just happened to take a handfull (7-12) so in a panic I put them underneath a kids backpack who sat infront of me. At the end of class when he went to pick up his bag the teacher saw and chewed him out for being wasteful infront of the entire class

I felt ashamed of my self.
Remember, you're unique just like everyone else.
dbizzle
Profile Joined May 2010
United States395 Posts
October 21 2010 04:27 GMT
#2857
I cannot connect with anyone, even close friends feel distant from me
s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
October 21 2010 04:29 GMT
#2858
On October 21 2010 11:42 Shiragaku wrote:
I got accused on a bomb threat today after writing an essay called "Bomb Threats are Stupid and So are You."
My sarcasm and parodying Old Spice with I'm on a Bomb seems to have scared the shit out of the teachers. They wish something exciting as 9/11 would happen in the school. Fucking idiots.


That reminds me of Boston public, the series.

The same thing happened.
I am not good with quotes
1-LeeteR
Profile Joined August 2010
United States78 Posts
October 21 2010 04:30 GMT
#2859
+ Show Spoiler +
in elementary school, when i found out that someone else liked the dragonball character trunks, i got a couple of friends to gang up on him and threaten to change his favorite character


4 years ago, guy i hated was murdered and i said "weeeellll *name* is dead" out loud. his crying little sister was behind me. till this day i feel awful.
"i hate people who quote themselves" - me
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-21 04:35:04
October 21 2010 04:34 GMT
#2860
On October 21 2010 13:29 s.a.y wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 11:42 Shiragaku wrote:
I got accused on a bomb threat today after writing an essay called "Bomb Threats are Stupid and So are You."
My sarcasm and parodying Old Spice with I'm on a Bomb seems to have scared the shit out of the teachers. They wish something exciting as 9/11 would happen in the school. Fucking idiots.


That reminds me of Boston public, the series.

The same thing happened.


LOL can you post what you wrote? it sounds like it could be good
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