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aztrorisk
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States896 Posts
October 21 2010 04:41 GMT
#2861
I have no respect for my inferiors. MUAHAHA
A lock that opens to many keys is a bad lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key.
Absolutionn
Profile Joined October 2010
United States512 Posts
October 21 2010 05:11 GMT
#2862
On October 13 2010 09:57 Erk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2009 09:13 niteReloaded wrote:
I find huge majority of people I hang out with stupid, boring and limited.

SAME HERE :O


Half the time I just think the guy who is my "best friend" is a total jackass lol
Jinro | Idra | Qxc | Select
Sarasin
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada109 Posts
October 21 2010 05:41 GMT
#2863
I deal with all my problems in life by helping everyone I can possibly can deal with theirs. No matter what the problem I always manage to patch things up for everyone else but I am never able to talk about my own problems for free of people thinking less of me for having them. =(
Traveler
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States451 Posts
October 21 2010 06:37 GMT
#2864
People think privacy is a constitutionally guaranteed right when it isn't, I believe you only care about the government reading your emails if you having something to hide.

Also, I pleasure my girlfriend more than she pleasures me.
Suggestions>?
Can you ever argue in favor of something without first proving it?
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
October 21 2010 08:19 GMT
#2865
I'm afraid that if I read the responses in the "humans against nature" and respond to them, I'm gonna end up temp-banned :/
Logginurkeyz
Profile Joined September 2010
United States375 Posts
October 21 2010 09:27 GMT
#2866
On October 21 2010 17:19 Masamune wrote:
I'm afraid that if I read the responses in the "humans against nature" and respond to them, I'm gonna end up temp-banned :/


I read the automated banlist twice a day so as not to end up on it.
After reading baller's entire post history, it makes me feel like less of a man...
Jemag... Jemag... you're like an alcoholic telling me why you drink... you have your reasons, but it's still bad... <3 iNcontroL
DrDmoon
Profile Joined July 2010
Norway5 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-22 23:16:29
October 22 2010 23:14 GMT
#2867
I once banged my head against a wall, faking a concussion, for the purpose of delaying a final exam in my last year of high school.

The first time I had sex i came after like 9,5 seconds.
LiMs
Profile Joined October 2010
15 Posts
October 23 2010 10:47 GMT
#2868
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


Socks.
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
October 23 2010 10:53 GMT
#2869
On October 23 2010 19:47 LiMs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.


Socks.

Why not use your hand? If they still had soap there, no big deal. Just clean it thoroughly afterwards. For similar reasons, I usually have backup tissues around. You never know.
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
October 23 2010 11:07 GMT
#2870
On October 21 2010 14:11 stalefish wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 13 2010 09:57 Erk wrote:
On June 14 2009 09:13 niteReloaded wrote:
I find huge majority of people I hang out with stupid, boring and limited.

SAME HERE :O


Half the time I just think the guy who is my "best friend" is a total jackass lol

+1 on all of that guess we should find some better crew...hahaha
Forever Vulture.. :(
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
October 23 2010 11:13 GMT
#2871
On October 21 2010 08:24 Hikko wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2010 08:00 Husmusen wrote:
I love how Americans get so defensive as soon as you say something bad about them. or something they have a diffrent opinion about


When has Sweeden ever done anything important? I mean, Vikings were cool and all, but it just all ends after that.


ever heard of the freakin' Pacemaker? and alot of other medical procedures
pinke
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States56 Posts
October 23 2010 17:59 GMT
#2872
On October 21 2010 17:19 Masamune wrote:
I'm afraid that if I read the responses in the "humans against nature" and respond to them, I'm gonna end up temp-banned :/


I feel like that about all controversial issues, including this one
+ Show Spoiler +

On October 21 2010 15:37 Traveler wrote:
People think privacy is a constitutionally guaranteed right when it isn't, I believe you only care about the government reading your emails if you having something to hide.
but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
October 23 2010 21:00 GMT
#2873
Once I stayed at a place where the hosts were complete faggots. On the last few days, I jacked off all over their room, their clothes, their memory books/boxes/keepsakes, their beds and their toothbrush.
lalala
SichuanPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1542 Posts
October 23 2010 21:04 GMT
#2874
I can't stop smoking weed because I aint a quitter.
i-bonjwa
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
October 23 2010 21:15 GMT
#2875
I have no friends irl.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
Arckan
Profile Joined September 2010
243 Posts
October 23 2010 21:51 GMT
#2876
I've felt a premonition of my own early death since a young age, and have since lived a self-destructive lifestyle since then.
lazerwizz
Profile Joined July 2010
Hungary53 Posts
October 23 2010 22:13 GMT
#2877
When i see other people happy it doesn't make me happy
"Apparently a product doesn't need to be perfect just good enough."
saltywet
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hong Kong1316 Posts
October 23 2010 22:51 GMT
#2878
On October 24 2010 06:15 Gummy wrote:
I have no friends irl.


i have no friends irl, nor on the internet
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-23 23:03:16
October 23 2010 23:02 GMT
#2879
:edit:
why did i even bother posting
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-23 23:52:17
October 23 2010 23:04 GMT
#2880
I edit afterwards cause I write shit.
This is our town, scrub
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