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Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 27 2010 04:43 GMT
#2901
I am grounded right now and on the computer. (I am badass)
+ Show Spoiler +
I wish
Kitetsu
Profile Joined October 2010
73 Posts
October 27 2010 04:50 GMT
#2902
I fucked up my first two semester of college, and my increased focus has caused me to become borderline anti-social trying to cover up this huge hole I dug. Could've had a degree by now if I didn't mess up... =_=

When I was 21, I had a thing for a girl. She came on pretty strong (to my surprise), but I let her know I wanted to get to know her a bit better before doing anything intimate. Anyway, I ended up going out of town for a couple of months, and when I came back she had a boyfriend. I told myself to be patient, but after a couple of months she told me she was pregnant. I cried the day I found out, and I still have feelings for her to this day.


If you're lonely, you can talk to me.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
October 27 2010 04:56 GMT
#2903
Time heals all wounds.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
October 27 2010 04:57 GMT
#2904
On October 27 2010 10:53 shadesofkarma wrote:
I was the new kid on the block when I met you. You were my neighbor. I was in grade 4, and you were in grade 7. You were beautiful. Even though I was still a kid, I knew beauty when I saw it.

You befriended me when I didn't have any friends. You told other kids off when they picked on me. You took me ice skating. You helped me with my math homework. You treated me like your younger brother.

I loved you.

I remember when I went camping with your family, and you took me on a hike during the afternoon. I remember the how we made it to the summit to just in time to watch the sunset. I remember how radiant you were under the orange and purple lights of the setting sun.

As we got older, we spent less time with each other. You had lots of school work, but you still made time to talk to me when I needed the help of someone older. Sometimes, we still went to the city, and on those days, I had the most fun in my life. All this time, I loved you.

Eventually, you went off to college, and I missed you. I was looking forward to the days you would visit home. I was eager to show you how much I taller I got, and how much cooler I was. You have no idea how much I wanted to show you that I was not a kid anymore. I wanted you to see me as a man.

But you always laughed me off like a older sibling laughs off her younger sibling. To you, I was always your kid brother.

All this time, I've never told you how much I loved you.

And now it's too late.

Today when you returned to visit, you returned with a man by your arms and a ring on your finger. You got engaged.

You looked so happy, I had never seen you as happy as when I saw you today, with him.

I want to congratulate you so much, but why do I feel so empty inside?


Damn bro, that's intense. True story?
To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-27 05:02:47
October 27 2010 05:02 GMT
#2905
Yesterday I was scratching my bottom and I felt a growth on my butt. It was like a wart or something, but hard. I was worried that I had some sort of weird infection. After scratching it a bit more, it started flaking off. Turns out it was just a piece of poo that I didn't wipe off completely.
ElectricFeel
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia1 Post
October 27 2010 05:04 GMT
#2906
I've browsed TL and several other forums for years but have never made a post, until this very moment
Terrifyer
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States338 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-27 05:08:30
October 27 2010 05:07 GMT
#2907
I don't really like MGMT, sorry.

eat shit and die
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-27 05:24:38
October 27 2010 05:24 GMT
#2908
I'm watching MBC vs OZ (Jaedong vs Light)... half naked.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
littlewisp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States26 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-27 05:45:24
October 27 2010 05:43 GMT
#2909
I didn't figure out until page 7 or so that this thread was started in 09.

'Why are so many of them only playing BW? 0o'

'. . . .oh.'



. . . and then the back button proved it was page 11. Fffffffffffffff.
Kristinaaa
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada25 Posts
October 27 2010 08:22 GMT
#2910
When I worked at Starbucks, a rude customer came in and ordered a decaf coffee. I gave him a regular coffee. I know, you don't have to say it- I'm a badass.

That's about it.

Oh wait, after I handed him the drink he tipped me.

I didn't feel bad at all.
Cyndir
Profile Joined August 2010
United States2 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-27 16:43:47
October 27 2010 16:42 GMT
#2911
It's my birthday. I'm posting here because I want to feel loved by TL and see the birthday hat next to my name.
Edit: it didn't work. turns out it's tomorrow on TL time
The enemy's gate is down
RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
October 27 2010 17:37 GMT
#2912
I'm only in my twenties and fairly healthy, but I just know I'm going to die of a heart attack someday.

Alexhandr
Profile Joined October 2010
United States218 Posts
October 27 2010 17:39 GMT
#2913
On October 27 2010 10:53 shadesofkarma wrote:
I was the new kid on the block when I met you. You were my neighbor. I was in grade 4, and you were in grade 7. You were beautiful. Even though I was still a kid, I knew beauty when I saw it.

You befriended me when I didn't have any friends. You told other kids off when they picked on me. You took me ice skating. You helped me with my math homework. You treated me like your younger brother.

I loved you.

I remember when I went camping with your family, and you took me on a hike during the afternoon. I remember the how we made it to the summit to just in time to watch the sunset. I remember how radiant you were under the orange and purple lights of the setting sun.

As we got older, we spent less time with each other. You had lots of school work, but you still made time to talk to me when I needed the help of someone older. Sometimes, we still went to the city, and on those days, I had the most fun in my life. All this time, I loved you.

Eventually, you went off to college, and I missed you. I was looking forward to the days you would visit home. I was eager to show you how much I taller I got, and how much cooler I was. You have no idea how much I wanted to show you that I was not a kid anymore. I wanted you to see me as a man.

But you always laughed me off like a older sibling laughs off her younger sibling. To you, I was always your kid brother.

All this time, I've never told you how much I loved you.

And now it's too late.

Today when you returned to visit, you returned with a man by your arms and a ring on your finger. You got engaged.

You looked so happy, I had never seen you as happy as when I saw you today, with him.

I want to congratulate you so much, but why do I feel so empty inside?


Lord God love you, my friend. That... that's so sad. You're mature for handling it like you do and not raging and doing things to hurt her. I pray you find someone that means as much as she does.
Shindrah
Profile Joined July 2009
United States74 Posts
October 27 2010 19:23 GMT
#2914
I can't wait for my brother to move out so I can get the room to my self and I don't think I've ever went less than a week without seeing him.

Maybe I will feel different when he leaves but for now I think it will be awesome having the whole room to myself.
"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take" - Some Wizard
Hypnotikdel
Profile Joined April 2009
United States333 Posts
October 27 2010 20:45 GMT
#2915
I got kicked out of college with a 0.6 gpa and never told my parents.

I hate almost all of my close friends.

I am overly arrogant/confident in my abilities in video games and in the work place.
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42411 Posts
October 27 2010 21:58 GMT
#2916
On October 27 2010 14:24 Rinrun wrote:
I'm watching MBC vs OZ (Jaedong vs Light)... half naked.


I always sit on computer half or completely naked.
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Crackensan
Profile Joined August 2010
United States479 Posts
October 28 2010 01:12 GMT
#2917
About 3 years ago this girl that I was engaged to left me.

I've pretty much waffed through life a souless machine. Haven't seriously dated anyone since then.
Tasteless: "Well this strategy is made of balls"--Concerning Fruitdealer Vs. BoXeR
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
October 28 2010 01:19 GMT
#2918
I used to play clan war completely naked, basically all my team mates knew about it too.
Yes.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
October 28 2010 01:24 GMT
#2919
On October 28 2010 01:42 Cyndir wrote:
It's my birthday. I'm posting here because I want to feel loved by TL and see the birthday hat next to my name.
Edit: it didn't work. turns out it's tomorrow on TL time


your birthday will come faster on TL time cuz its korean. google "time zones"

as it turns out, as wizard as r1ch is, he does not know everyone's birthday. so, you have to tell TL what your birthday is before we can wish thee a birthday filled with joy.
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JTouche
Profile Joined August 2010
United States239 Posts
October 28 2010 04:03 GMT
#2920
I am currently dating a black girl (I'm white) whom I really like, and we have an undeniable chemistry. Oh and her body is RIDICULOUS!!!

I told my parents and they told me I could NEVER bring her over along with some racist comments.

So now I'm forced to lie every time to spend time with her. I've even met all her family who are some of the nicest genuine people I have come to know.

I'm a very accepting person and I just wish my parents weren't so close minded and ignorant
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm
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