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shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
October 28 2010 05:47 GMT
#2921
On October 28 2010 13:03 JTouche wrote:
I am currently dating a black girl (I'm white) whom I really like, and we have an undeniable chemistry. Oh and her body is RIDICULOUS!!!

I told my parents and they told me I could NEVER bring her over along with some racist comments.

So now I'm forced to lie every time to spend time with her. I've even met all her family who are some of the nicest genuine people I have come to know.

I'm a very accepting person and I just wish my parents weren't so close minded and ignorant


wow that sucks

im still amazed people are that fucking ignorant. don't let your parents stop you bro
grigorin
Profile Joined December 2009
Austria275 Posts
October 28 2010 05:56 GMT
#2922
i had to look on TL calender to know what day and date it is
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
October 28 2010 09:26 GMT
#2923
On October 28 2010 14:47 shawster wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2010 13:03 JTouche wrote:
I am currently dating a black girl (I'm white) whom I really like, and we have an undeniable chemistry. Oh and her body is RIDICULOUS!!!

I told my parents and they told me I could NEVER bring her over along with some racist comments.

So now I'm forced to lie every time to spend time with her. I've even met all her family who are some of the nicest genuine people I have come to know.

I'm a very accepting person and I just wish my parents weren't so close minded and ignorant


wow that sucks

im still amazed people are that fucking ignorant. don't let your parents stop you bro



It pisses me off when people are like this. My mother is just like the person describes. " Racist comments". That makes me so angry.

There are several foreigners living in Norway ( And I am one of them, but I've lived here for... 17 years so .. ) When we talk about foreigners, she ALWAYS trash talks somebody. And the worst part is that I tell her " STOP BEEN SO JUDGY towards people you don't fucking know", and her response is " I don't judge, I just tell my opinion...
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
October 28 2010 09:53 GMT
#2924
Im fucking lazy
☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
XGDragon
Profile Joined September 2008
Netherlands61 Posts
October 28 2010 10:02 GMT
#2925
I should be working on my paper right now.
My current qq: TvT hellions are boring to watch :(
GoAudio
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden400 Posts
October 28 2010 10:13 GMT
#2926
Im addicted to Cady Groves.
EffOrt[fOu] & Hyvaa[S.G] <3 :D
Alexhandr
Profile Joined October 2010
United States218 Posts
October 28 2010 12:12 GMT
#2927
On October 28 2010 18:26 BaltA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2010 14:47 shawster wrote:
On October 28 2010 13:03 JTouche wrote:
I am currently dating a black girl (I'm white) whom I really like, and we have an undeniable chemistry. Oh and her body is RIDICULOUS!!!

I told my parents and they told me I could NEVER bring her over along with some racist comments.

So now I'm forced to lie every time to spend time with her. I've even met all her family who are some of the nicest genuine people I have come to know.

I'm a very accepting person and I just wish my parents weren't so close minded and ignorant


wow that sucks

im still amazed people are that fucking ignorant. don't let your parents stop you bro



It pisses me off when people are like this. My mother is just like the person describes. " Racist comments". That makes me so angry.

There are several foreigners living in Norway ( And I am one of them, but I've lived here for... 17 years so .. ) When we talk about foreigners, she ALWAYS trash talks somebody. And the worst part is that I tell her " STOP BEEN SO JUDGY towards people you don't fucking know", and her response is " I don't judge, I just tell my opinion...

You cannot stop everyone from being this way. Racism has always and shall always exist, sadly. You shouldn't curse at your mother or be angry with her. Instead, you should forgive her and ignore the racist comments she makes. Even if she is racist, or a xenophobe, she is still your mother. ^^
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
October 28 2010 12:16 GMT
#2928
On October 28 2010 10:19 Toxic wrote:
I used to play clan war completely naked, basically all my team mates knew about it too.

This must be why i was also so turned on whenever you were in chat..
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Horrde
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada302 Posts
October 28 2010 12:32 GMT
#2929
This is my biggest one right now.

I spend the first 2 hours of my workday doing jackshit but reading TL and surfing the net. I come in late, take long lunches, log longer hours, and never contribute to the company "daily coffee run fund." Once the managers come in, I go at regular work speed (while still browsing TL) to somewhat offset my absolute morning ritualistic laziness.

When the company was downsizing, our staff was literally cut in half and many people were laid off. I got picked over those who had families and children to support. These were hard working people. I'm young, make more money than I need, and take way too much for granted. The layoffs were based off pure performance.

I go out almost every day and weekend nights and selfishly spend copious amounts of "entertainment money" with friends knowing there's people out there with mouths to feed. Clubs, bars, expensive food, clothing, etc. I don't feel like I'm a consumer whore par-say, but damn, I need to get my priorities straight... I feel terrible but my TL brothers, it feels good to get this off my chest.

Doesn't feel good man.
Alexhandr
Profile Joined October 2010
United States218 Posts
October 28 2010 12:36 GMT
#2930
On October 28 2010 21:32 Horrde wrote:
This is my biggest one right now.

I spend the first 2 hours of my workday doing jackshit but reading TL and surfing the net. I come in late, take long lunches, log longer hours, and never contribute to the company "daily coffee run fund." Once the managers come in, I go at regular work speed (while still browsing TL) to somewhat offset my absolute morning ritualistic laziness.

When the company was downsizing, our staff was literally cut in half and many people were laid off. I got picked over those who had families and children to support. These were hard working people. I'm young, make more money than I need, and take way too much for granted. The layoffs were based off pure performance.

I go out almost every day and weekend nights and selfishly spend copious amounts of "entertainment money" with friends knowing there's people out there with mouths to feed. Clubs, bars, expensive food, clothing, etc. I don't feel like I'm a consumer whore par-say, but damn, I need to get my priorities straight... I feel terrible but my TL brothers, it feels good to get this off my chest.

Doesn't feel good man.

Don't beat yourself up too much. As long as you make a commitment to get your priorities straight and do the right thing, there is no need to guilt yourself.
Crackensan
Profile Joined August 2010
United States479 Posts
October 28 2010 18:14 GMT
#2931
On October 28 2010 13:03 JTouche wrote:
I am currently dating a black girl (I'm white) whom I really like, and we have an undeniable chemistry. Oh and her body is RIDICULOUS!!!

I told my parents and they told me I could NEVER bring her over along with some racist comments.

So now I'm forced to lie every time to spend time with her. I've even met all her family who are some of the nicest genuine people I have come to know.

I'm a very accepting person and I just wish my parents weren't so close minded and ignorant


Can you afford to live on your own?

If yes, then tell your parents to go suck it, and join the 21st Century.
Tasteless: "Well this strategy is made of balls"--Concerning Fruitdealer Vs. BoXeR
scDeluX
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada1341 Posts
October 28 2010 18:27 GMT
#2932
On October 28 2010 21:32 Horrde wrote:
This is my biggest one right now.

I spend the first 2 hours of my workday doing jackshit but reading TL and surfing the net. I come in late, take long lunches, log longer hours, and never contribute to the company "daily coffee run fund." Once the managers come in, I go at regular work speed (while still browsing TL) to somewhat offset my absolute morning ritualistic laziness.

When the company was downsizing, our staff was literally cut in half and many people were laid off. I got picked over those who had families and children to support. These were hard working people. I'm young, make more money than I need, and take way too much for granted. The layoffs were based off pure performance.

I go out almost every day and weekend nights and selfishly spend copious amounts of "entertainment money" with friends knowing there's people out there with mouths to feed. Clubs, bars, expensive food, clothing, etc. I don't feel like I'm a consumer whore par-say, but damn, I need to get my priorities straight... I feel terrible but my TL brothers, it feels good to get this off my chest.

Doesn't feel good man.


I do the same thing, browse TL from work all day long.

I work at the IT departement and I'm considered one of the best member in my crew.

I could work so harder but ppl are happy about the work I do and i'm happy browsing TL.

I know (and you should) that all major buisness have websense (or some http filter) and they log everything that you do. So 1 guy know that you visit TL all day long but because of Unions he can't say it to your boss.

Life is good.
Brood War is forever
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-30 14:06:06
October 30 2010 14:05 GMT
#2933
Last night's one night stand, I couldn't get it up.

Mainly because of different factors.. such as.

1. too much too drink

2. Her vagina was tighter than chinese algebra

3. It's been a while since I've had to wear a condom when fucking, so it sorta killed most of my sensation.

4. Some other stuff, like being half hungover already ;D

WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
October 30 2010 14:14 GMT
#2934
On October 30 2010 23:05 MasterFischer wrote:
Last night's one night stand, I couldn't get it up.

Mainly because of different factors.. such as.

1. too much too drink

2. Her vagina was tighter than chinese algebra

3. It's been a while since I've had to wear a condom when fucking, so it sorta killed most of my sensation.

4. Some other stuff, like being half hungover already ;D



Don't let it get inside your head, I've posted something similar a few pages back, took me a week or two to get my confidence back. Now she begs for mercy.

Did you have some sexual experience previously?
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
Sempiternity
Profile Joined August 2010
United States62 Posts
October 30 2010 14:29 GMT
#2935
Sometimes... Ill be watching starcraft vods/livestream... and my girl will start going down on me... and ill still keep watching my match for another 15-20 while she does it... Its kinda become a habit of our.. My girls the best....
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
October 30 2010 14:58 GMT
#2936
On October 30 2010 23:14 News wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2010 23:05 MasterFischer wrote:
Last night's one night stand, I couldn't get it up.

Mainly because of different factors.. such as.

1. too much too drink

2. Her vagina was tighter than chinese algebra

3. It's been a while since I've had to wear a condom when fucking, so it sorta killed most of my sensation.

4. Some other stuff, like being half hungover already ;D



Don't let it get inside your head, I've posted something similar a few pages back, took me a week or two to get my confidence back. Now she begs for mercy.

Did you have some sexual experience previously?


I have lots of experience. She didn't, however.

I know I was not the problem :D... but its pretty lame.. when u wanna fuck a girl, and your dick is not teamworking with u,,, and neither is her vag :D
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
MerciLess
Profile Joined September 2010
213 Posts
October 30 2010 15:06 GMT
#2937
On October 30 2010 23:29 Sempiternity wrote:
Sometimes... Ill be watching starcraft vods/livestream... and my girl will start going down on me... and ill still keep watching my match for another 15-20 while she does it... Its kinda become a habit of our.. My girls the best....


You sir, are a hero.
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
October 30 2010 15:07 GMT
#2938
On October 30 2010 23:58 MasterFischer wrote:
I have lots of experience. She didn't, however.

I know I was not the problem :D... but its pretty lame.. when u wanna fuck a girl, and your dick is not teamworking with u,,, and neither is her vag :D


Yeah I remember first time running into a dry vagina, was trying to put it in until it started to hurt and I lost most of my erection lol. Must have been one hot teenager seeing how you're from Denmark. Get her later, tiger!
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
October 30 2010 15:12 GMT
#2939
On October 30 2010 23:29 Sempiternity wrote:
Sometimes... Ill be watching starcraft vods/livestream... and my girl will start going down on me... and ill still keep watching my match for another 15-20 while she does it... Its kinda become a habit of our.. My girls the best....


So you are watching 2 guys entertain each other while getting a blowjob. Hmm, closest I've come to this was this one time (also getting blown) when I was still semi asleep and imagined 2 NFL players from opposing teams banging each other thinking to myself "wow they're enemies on the field but they in so much love outside of it". Felt real weird the following day and kept thinking whether I might turn queer in the future, but since I felt disgusted overall I decided it was just some crazy mindfuck after watching too much football.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
October 30 2010 15:22 GMT
#2940
On October 31 2010 00:07 News wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2010 23:58 MasterFischer wrote:
I have lots of experience. She didn't, however.

I know I was not the problem :D... but its pretty lame.. when u wanna fuck a girl, and your dick is not teamworking with u,,, and neither is her vag :D


Yeah I remember first time running into a dry vagina, was trying to put it in until it started to hurt and I lost most of my erection lol. Must have been one hot teenager seeing how you're from Denmark. Get her later, tiger!


Well the main problem of the matter was not really dryness, more tightness.

Haven't come across such a vagina before, i mean.. i could literally, only stick 1 finger up there.. and that still was tight and hurt her... she denied being a virgin but... i mean cmon.. how the fuck am I supposed to stick my half-erect-condom-induced-intoxicated son of a cock in that?

I ask you TL !? It cannot be done man... :D

And generally she was acting weird-like... must have been her age.. only 20.. and im 25.... i felt like pedo for even touching her afterwards.... yuck :D
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
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