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Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
October 23 2010 23:18 GMT
#2881
On October 24 2010 07:51 saltywet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 24 2010 06:15 Gummy wrote:
I have no friends irl.


i have no friends irl, nor on the internet

I have friends on the internet.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
October 23 2010 23:54 GMT
#2882
On October 24 2010 07:51 saltywet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 24 2010 06:15 Gummy wrote:
I have no friends irl.


i have no friends irl, nor on the internet


I'll be your internet friend...
JayZz
Profile Joined October 2010
56 Posts
October 24 2010 00:09 GMT
#2883
i was a complete tool in highschool
VabuDeltaKaiser
Profile Joined April 2009
Germany1107 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-24 01:45:12
October 24 2010 01:44 GMT
#2884
i check the ban list before i log in.just to not get caught off guard.

i got 1 week banned in a phase i hard tryed to contribute and stop 1 liners in live report threads.

i started a thread, it got closed and instant reopened by someone who then never posted in it again.
posting there trying to underail it got me the ban because of bumping. i stopped hanging around tl for a long time, when i came back i have this force to check the banlist beforehand. disneyland is not fun to me, it is a place i really hate and in my oppion is what all supperficial super capitalism heartlessnes stands for.

if i would get banned again, pls at least dont link me to disneyland, i could get a heart attack. no joke. link me to ecosia for example. would do something good at least with the bans.
my smiley drinks green tea. works. just, the commercial investments are lower.
exitusnow
Profile Joined August 2010
28 Posts
October 24 2010 05:39 GMT
#2885
I have 2 i want to say just 1 long one and a short one, seems most people arnt sticking to the 1 line thing anyways XD

1. I have a short fuse not in the sense of anger or general impatient but in towards my outlook on any human relationship. If you do something i don't adamantly approve of and rubs me the wrong way either from a moral choice or general backstabbing like when someone abuses my trust those people automatically become dead to me. countless friends/relationships have ended with me not saying one word showing one second of anger or disgust but instead turning off and going on with my life like they never existed.

2. I have little drive in life.
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
October 25 2010 00:35 GMT
#2886
I have a thing for the photolab printing lady at uni. She's at least 10 years older than me and probably married but....dayum! I even go there to print things that don't need printing
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
October 25 2010 00:48 GMT
#2887
When I was in middle school and the bell rang at the end of the day, I would try to touch girls asses since the hallways were packed. It worked pretty much every time and they didnt notice.
http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
October 25 2010 01:01 GMT
#2888
i think this thread is one of the top 5 most brilliant ideas i've seen in the past few years.
Alexhandr
Profile Joined October 2010
United States218 Posts
October 25 2010 01:23 GMT
#2889
I don't watch porn, I don't pleasure myself, and I don't look at dirty pictures, but for some strange, eerie, creepy reason, I fantasize my girlfriend being made love to by a zergling. And I'm that zergling! >///>

Lord Christ have mercy on my soul.
royzizzle
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (North)51 Posts
October 25 2010 01:32 GMT
#2890
i haven't been trying my best to quit starcraft
Alexhandr
Profile Joined October 2010
United States218 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-25 01:35:17
October 25 2010 01:34 GMT
#2891
On October 25 2010 10:32 royzizzle wrote:
i haven't been trying my best to quit starcraft


Why in God's Grace would you TRY your best to quit StarCraft? XD Or try at all, for that matter?
royzizzle
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (North)51 Posts
October 25 2010 02:30 GMT
#2892
On October 25 2010 10:34 Alexhandr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2010 10:32 royzizzle wrote:
i haven't been trying my best to quit starcraft


Why in God's Grace would you TRY your best to quit StarCraft? XD Or try at all, for that matter?


college and ADHD and starcraft together does not equate to success
Alexhandr
Profile Joined October 2010
United States218 Posts
October 25 2010 02:40 GMT
#2893
On October 25 2010 11:30 royzizzle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2010 10:34 Alexhandr wrote:
On October 25 2010 10:32 royzizzle wrote:
i haven't been trying my best to quit starcraft


Why in God's Grace would you TRY your best to quit StarCraft? XD Or try at all, for that matter?


college and ADHD and starcraft together does not equate to success


Indeed, my friend. Indeed. But I'd still try! :D
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
October 25 2010 03:06 GMT
#2894
On October 24 2010 09:09 JayZz wrote:
i was a complete tool in highschool


hey that rhymes
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Skithiryx
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia648 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-25 23:52:57
October 25 2010 23:50 GMT
#2895
I got so excited winning a small SC2 tournament in the city($50 winnings...) that I threw up everywhere

I find my partners sister insanely more attractive then my partner >.<
anonymity
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1 Post
Last Edited: 2010-10-26 00:44:29
October 26 2010 00:43 GMT
#2896
- I don't know how to have "fun" anymore. Every time I try to enjoy myself, my conscience reminds me that I'm wasting my time and not accomplishing anything or being productive in any way.

- I am a Christian and have been trying to not watch porn or masturbate at all anymore. I've stayed away from porn for 1.5 months once about 3 months another time, started again recently. the masturbating one is much harder, the longest was like 10 days (used to do it like 8 times a week max, usually less). I decided to take baby steps instead of just trying to go cold turkey.. limit myself to 3 times a week, then go from there. For the record I have quit drugs and alcohol before, I believe I can do this too.

- I feel bad for every ex of mine (I ended the relationship each time), and since my last one I have completely ignored girls, even the cute ones where we shared mutual attraction (I would somewhat ignore them after I was sure they liked me). Sometimes I get worried that I may have lost my ability to be good with girls since I'm so anti-social now, so I get depressed and have to go prove myself again in some little way.

- I have to try really hard not to finish early during sex.. I relax my entire gut area and all my muscles and that helps a lot (and practice when i rub one out sometimes), also if i use a condom or masturbate right before I can go for long enough but if I wanted to I could be done within 3 seconds of entering her. Although I think I only get like that with one girl... been with 2 and the other one I was not turned on very much and it took awhile just to get it up in the first place (which is strange cause most people thought she was better looking than the one who turned me on, also this happened multiple times with her).

- Also I'm uncircumsized and have tried always going around with the skin rolled back completely so that my dick would be less sensitive... i dunno if this happens with anyone else but like even touching the top of the head feels super intense to me, like it feels really weird, almost between pain/pleasure.. dunno how to explain it at all

- I only posted confessions because some people said they felt better after they did =P
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
October 26 2010 13:31 GMT
#2897
- I post here to often. Usually it's to keep this thread alive and kicking.

- My friend once dared me to beat his record of having sex 6 times in 24 hours. After a lot of alcohol and lube, my ex and I managed 10 times in just under 24 hours. After about the 6th time, it wasn't really pleasurable anymore. I was only going for the record at that stage.

- I go clubbing a lot and spend too much money on alcohol and taxis. I spend at least ~$50 each clubbing night, and I go out at least 1-2 times a week. I'm a 'poor' uni student.

- My friends and I will often dare each other to go talk to the most unattractive girls in clubs and flirt with them. Bonus points for making out with them and a ton of free drinks (for next clubbing time) if you manage to fuck them. I know this is cruel but it's so funny

That's all I can think of for now.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
ubersoph
Profile Joined October 2010
United States56 Posts
October 26 2010 13:50 GMT
#2898
I slept with my former best friend's girlfriend (who was at one time my female best friend). I regret it more than anything else I've ever done.
"Never give up, trust your instincts!"
shadesofkarma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Romania708 Posts
October 27 2010 01:53 GMT
#2899
I was the new kid on the block when I met you. You were my neighbor. I was in grade 4, and you were in grade 7. You were beautiful. Even though I was still a kid, I knew beauty when I saw it.

You befriended me when I didn't have any friends. You told other kids off when they picked on me. You took me ice skating. You helped me with my math homework. You treated me like your younger brother.

I loved you.

I remember when I went camping with your family, and you took me on a hike during the afternoon. I remember the how we made it to the summit to just in time to watch the sunset. I remember how radiant you were under the orange and purple lights of the setting sun.

As we got older, we spent less time with each other. You had lots of school work, but you still made time to talk to me when I needed the help of someone older. Sometimes, we still went to the city, and on those days, I had the most fun in my life. All this time, I loved you.

Eventually, you went off to college, and I missed you. I was looking forward to the days you would visit home. I was eager to show you how much I taller I got, and how much cooler I was. You have no idea how much I wanted to show you that I was not a kid anymore. I wanted you to see me as a man.

But you always laughed me off like a older sibling laughs off her younger sibling. To you, I was always your kid brother.

All this time, I've never told you how much I loved you.

And now it's too late.

Today when you returned to visit, you returned with a man by your arms and a ring on your finger. You got engaged.

You looked so happy, I had never seen you as happy as when I saw you today, with him.

I want to congratulate you so much, but why do I feel so empty inside?
Prime`Rib
Profile Joined September 2010
United States613 Posts
October 27 2010 03:11 GMT
#2900
Yesterday, i was really tired after my mid term. I got back home and wanted to chill for the rest of the night. My gf showed up and she was horny. I was too tired to bother to do anything. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bj. After like 10 min, she pulled her pants down and told me to do her. Being tired and lazy, i told her i am kinda thirsty and i need a drink. She went to the kitchen and grabbed me a water bottle. As soon as she walked to the fridge, i am frantically trying to rub one off. I was amazed at myself to see how fast i can rub one out. By the time she came back, i unleashed my load on her shirt and my dick was limp. She let out a scream and i quote "MOTHERFUCKER, NOOOOO"
... funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite ...
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