EPTOn October 24 2010 07:51 saltywet wrote:
i have no friends irl, nor on the internet
i have no friends irl, nor on the internet
I have friends on the internet.
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Gummy
United States2180 Posts
I have friends on the internet. | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
On October 24 2010 07:51 saltywet wrote: i have no friends irl, nor on the internet I'll be your internet friend...  | ||
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JayZz
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VabuDeltaKaiser
Germany1107 Posts
i got 1 week banned in a phase i hard tryed to contribute and stop 1 liners in live report threads. i started a thread, it got closed and instant reopened by someone who then never posted in it again. posting there trying to underail it got me the ban because of bumping. i stopped hanging around tl for a long time, when i came back i have this force to check the banlist beforehand. disneyland is not fun to me, it is a place i really hate and in my oppion is what all supperficial super capitalism heartlessnes stands for. if i would get banned again, pls at least dont link me to disneyland, i could get a heart attack. no joke. link me to ecosia for example. would do something good at least with the bans. | ||
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exitusnow
28 Posts
1. I have a short fuse not in the sense of anger or general impatient but in towards my outlook on any human relationship. If you do something i don't adamantly approve of and rubs me the wrong way either from a moral choice or general backstabbing like when someone abuses my trust those people automatically become dead to me. countless friends/relationships have ended with me not saying one word showing one second of anger or disgust but instead turning off and going on with my life like they never existed. 2. I have little drive in life. | ||
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
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devil`
United States176 Posts
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funnybananaman
United States830 Posts
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Alexhandr
United States218 Posts
Lord Christ have mercy on my soul. | ||
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royzizzle
Korea (North)51 Posts
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Alexhandr
United States218 Posts
On October 25 2010 10:32 royzizzle wrote: i haven't been trying my best to quit starcraft Why in God's Grace would you TRY your best to quit StarCraft? XD Or try at all, for that matter? | ||
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royzizzle
Korea (North)51 Posts
On October 25 2010 10:34 Alexhandr wrote: Why in God's Grace would you TRY your best to quit StarCraft? XD Or try at all, for that matter? college and ADHD and starcraft together does not equate to success | ||
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Alexhandr
United States218 Posts
On October 25 2010 11:30 royzizzle wrote: college and ADHD and starcraft together does not equate to success Indeed, my friend. Indeed. But I'd still try! :D | ||
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SilentCrono
United States1420 Posts
On October 24 2010 09:09 JayZz wrote: i was a complete tool in highschool hey that rhymes | ||
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Skithiryx
Australia648 Posts
I find my partners sister insanely more attractive then my partner >.< | ||
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anonymity
United States1 Post
- I am a Christian and have been trying to not watch porn or masturbate at all anymore. I've stayed away from porn for 1.5 months once about 3 months another time, started again recently. the masturbating one is much harder, the longest was like 10 days (used to do it like 8 times a week max, usually less). I decided to take baby steps instead of just trying to go cold turkey.. limit myself to 3 times a week, then go from there. For the record I have quit drugs and alcohol before, I believe I can do this too. - I feel bad for every ex of mine (I ended the relationship each time), and since my last one I have completely ignored girls, even the cute ones where we shared mutual attraction (I would somewhat ignore them after I was sure they liked me). Sometimes I get worried that I may have lost my ability to be good with girls since I'm so anti-social now, so I get depressed and have to go prove myself again in some little way. - I have to try really hard not to finish early during sex.. I relax my entire gut area and all my muscles and that helps a lot (and practice when i rub one out sometimes), also if i use a condom or masturbate right before I can go for long enough but if I wanted to I could be done within 3 seconds of entering her. Although I think I only get like that with one girl... been with 2 and the other one I was not turned on very much and it took awhile just to get it up in the first place (which is strange cause most people thought she was better looking than the one who turned me on, also this happened multiple times with her). - Also I'm uncircumsized and have tried always going around with the skin rolled back completely so that my dick would be less sensitive... i dunno if this happens with anyone else but like even touching the top of the head feels super intense to me, like it feels really weird, almost between pain/pleasure.. dunno how to explain it at all - I only posted confessions because some people said they felt better after they did =P | ||
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
- My friend once dared me to beat his record of having sex 6 times in 24 hours. After a lot of alcohol and lube, my ex and I managed 10 times in just under 24 hours. After about the 6th time, it wasn't really pleasurable anymore. I was only going for the record at that stage. - I go clubbing a lot and spend too much money on alcohol and taxis. I spend at least ~$50 each clubbing night, and I go out at least 1-2 times a week. I'm a 'poor' uni student. - My friends and I will often dare each other to go talk to the most unattractive girls in clubs and flirt with them. Bonus points for making out with them and a ton of free drinks (for next clubbing time) if you manage to fuck them. I know this is cruel but it's so funny That's all I can think of for now. | ||
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ubersoph
United States56 Posts
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shadesofkarma
Romania708 Posts
You befriended me when I didn't have any friends. You told other kids off when they picked on me. You took me ice skating. You helped me with my math homework. You treated me like your younger brother. I loved you. I remember when I went camping with your family, and you took me on a hike during the afternoon. I remember the how we made it to the summit to just in time to watch the sunset. I remember how radiant you were under the orange and purple lights of the setting sun. As we got older, we spent less time with each other. You had lots of school work, but you still made time to talk to me when I needed the help of someone older. Sometimes, we still went to the city, and on those days, I had the most fun in my life. All this time, I loved you. Eventually, you went off to college, and I missed you. I was looking forward to the days you would visit home. I was eager to show you how much I taller I got, and how much cooler I was. You have no idea how much I wanted to show you that I was not a kid anymore. I wanted you to see me as a man. But you always laughed me off like a older sibling laughs off her younger sibling. To you, I was always your kid brother. All this time, I've never told you how much I loved you. And now it's too late. Today when you returned to visit, you returned with a man by your arms and a ring on your finger. You got engaged. You looked so happy, I had never seen you as happy as when I saw you today, with him. I want to congratulate you so much, but why do I feel so empty inside? | ||
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Prime`Rib
United States613 Posts
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