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Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
October 30 2010 15:39 GMT
#2941
This sounds so arousing. Use some lubricant next time, must be one hell of a fuck once you get it in. She's white too? Haven't encountered anything this tight, maybe she was real tense? Plus isn't it 15+ in your part of the world? Don't feel pedo!
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
BentoBox
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada303 Posts
October 30 2010 15:43 GMT
#2942
Some foreplay might've helped to relax her muscles~
Only dead fish swim with the stream
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
October 30 2010 15:48 GMT
#2943
Well, I foreplayed the shit of out that.. didn't help... besides, she was all tense.. and I got no idea why... Told the bitch to relax, but nothing happend :D

She didn't have lubricant, but i think it might've been the condom + the alcohol that made my pee-pee go ""

:D
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
Logginurkeyz
Profile Joined September 2010
United States375 Posts
October 30 2010 16:03 GMT
#2944
I force stereotypes on people I don't know to feel more comfortable about not being friends with them.
Often times, my friends who fit a stereotype are the ones I find the most amusing.
I met a girl last night who was a mute, and it was amazing to quietly think to myself an 1800s stereotype, "a woman who is seen and not heard??? BINGO!"
Jemag... Jemag... you're like an alcoholic telling me why you drink... you have your reasons, but it's still bad... <3 iNcontroL
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
October 30 2010 16:10 GMT
#2945
@News and MasterFischer

I think what's happened is this:
You started an "alpha as fuck" conversation and it's slowly turned into cybersex.
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
October 30 2010 16:20 GMT
#2946
@ Fantastic

Sure, although I fail to see what's so terribly "alpha male" about losing your erection during fucky fucky time... In fact, I think it might've been quite the opposite :D

But hey, it happens to us all I guess...

Exept pro porn stars, those dudes are hard 24/7 ;D
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
October 30 2010 16:22 GMT
#2947
LOL yeah I know, I would be real hesitant to talk about this with someone in "RL", "alpha males" don't lose erection, they fuck robots and stones and mention how those call them back after.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
October 30 2010 17:25 GMT
#2948
Why would you be hesitant about speaking about this in real life?

To me it seems insecurity of your sexuality

Talking openly about anything is what I would define safe and secure personalities and sexualities. :D
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
nGBeast
Profile Joined July 2010
United States914 Posts
October 30 2010 17:35 GMT
#2949
I like glee
zJayy962
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1363 Posts
October 30 2010 17:35 GMT
#2950
I loved season 1 of glee, season 2 blows unicorn horns
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
October 30 2010 17:42 GMT
#2951
I'm smitten and I don't tell her because I don't want to admit it, because it makes me less interesting to conquer.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
October 30 2010 17:46 GMT
#2952
I'm a pleasure delayer..

And I always wait abit with doing something, or revealing a suprise to make it more exciting or savor the moment.

A fucking stupid example.

If you pick up a new cool weapon in a computer game, I don't immeadiately try it out.. and just shoot random... no... i wait to a very very cool moment.. where its sound and design is just awesome before even shooting it... just thinking about that i got this cool thing... this translates into alot of RL stuff :D
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
OOl
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States65 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-30 19:41:47
October 30 2010 19:38 GMT
#2953
I only come to TL for entertainment because I like the members of the community and am entertained by reading the threads posted here. I don't really care about starcraft much anymore.

I don't think there's any morally wrong thing about having sex with family members (though I have never done it)

I dumped my girlfriend of 3 years because I knew that I could not help her get over her self esteem issues since I had tried to help her for years and had not succeeded. I knew she had a guy-friend who wanted to be with her and I dumped her knowing that she would probably date him instead--I hoped that that guy would be able to help her in ways I could not. To this day I have feelings for her and check up on her, as far as I can see she is very happy without me.

I weightlift/educate myself about fitness like a fanatic but I still feel like I am not big, strong, or atheletic.

I believe I am a budding sex addict--I want to have sex with nearly every girl i am anything more than acquaintances with (some rare girls-who-are-friends i find unattractive/fat and do not want though)

I have a lot of admiration for most of the people I know at my school/in my generation and I feel like the vast majority of them are smart capable people who will go far in life. This includes a lot of TL members.

I am always very hesitant to post a post on TL because I am worried if I post something that is sloppy I will be scorned by the TL community and/or tempbanned.

I envy people who have had sex with hot girls even though I think my ex (the 3 year one) is one of the hottest/most beautiful girls I have ever met. I had sex with her but only once in three years.

I no longer love either of my parents, but i am growing to respect them more for all the effort they put into getting through life. (love/respect=inverse relationship somehow)

I used to have severe self-esteem issues, but today I generally think I am "average" in most aspects.

Even though I have improved my self esteem, I still constantly want to be bigger/more muscular/stronger/smarter/better in every way and I envy people who are bigger and stronger than me and secretly want to get bigger and stronger than them.

I have gone to life changing spiritual camps in california which singlehandedly changed my life from being a depressed suicidal nerd to wanting to become the best person I can be.

I struggle constantly with trying to be diligent in my weightlifting, my schoolwork, and my relations with others and I constantly worry that I am not on track to becoming the best person I can be--I am pseudo obsessed with self-improvement.

I am worried I am repeating myself too much in these confessions and they will result in me being temp banned or dismissed as annoying.

If asked IRL I would say I do not care about these confessions, but they are actually important to me and I hope I get responses.
Knix
Profile Joined April 2010
United States67 Posts
October 30 2010 20:39 GMT
#2954
I fucking love girls who look like the standard nerdy librarian, brown straight hair, fair skin and glasses. My god. My girlfriend does not fit this description. I went to college and know a lot of girls who look like that, and I want to have sex with them SO bad, but I really like my girlfriend so I wouldn't cheat/dump her.

Doesn't help that my girlfriend only wants to have sex like once a week or two, and also never goes down on me.

I'm usually extremely frustrated sexually, but always say no if she asks if I'm bothered by the lack of sex.

Too nice ftl.
Drewbie: "Here I realize 'oh shit, I can't kill him' so I double expand."
Jirikii
Profile Joined September 2010
Switzerland13 Posts
October 30 2010 21:27 GMT
#2955
On October 07 2010 17:27 ilovesin wrote:
I am in my universtity library at the moment and should be writing a paper instead im surfing TL.net all day...

Haha me too.
Grüße aus Tübingen
Molybdenum
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States358 Posts
October 30 2010 21:50 GMT
#2956
On October 31 2010 05:39 Knix wrote:
I fucking love girls who look like the standard nerdy librarian, brown straight hair, fair skin and glasses. My god. My girlfriend does not fit this description. I went to college and know a lot of girls who look like that, and I want to have sex with them SO bad, but I really like my girlfriend so I wouldn't cheat/dump her.

Doesn't help that my girlfriend only wants to have sex like once a week or two, and also never goes down on me.

I'm usually extremely frustrated sexually, but always say no if she asks if I'm bothered by the lack of sex.

Too nice ftl.


You have to talk to her if you're unhappy. It's just not worth the sadness. Just be honest with her, tell her you would like to have more sex, or try new things. You may hurt her feelings, or upset her, but you have to do what makes you happier, she seems to want you to be happy (she asks), so just tell her what you would like.
Shaka_Kon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada112 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-30 21:58:13
October 30 2010 21:56 GMT
#2957
I havent really told this to anyone but I"m a loner. I dont mind it; playing games keep me from going crazy...(literally)...BOOO YAHHHH (reminds me of the song CNBlue I'm a loner. I love that song)

I'm extremely shy, get nervous whenever I'm looking at really hot/sexy girls. I....just can't......Hence, never had a girlfriend, which i dont mind at all. But i feel normal whenever they talk to me first.

I just cant play sc2 because of fear of losing, and i dont like losing...(well duh)...The last time i played quick match was like mid August (total games played: 8 LOL)

Im pretty sure i have more to confess but these r my major ones..for now
say cheese!...... NOT
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
October 30 2010 22:14 GMT
#2958
On October 31 2010 06:56 Shaka_Kon wrote:
I just cant play sc2 because of fear of losing, and i dont like losing...(well duh)...The last time i played quick match was like mid August (total games played: 8 LOL)


Like the sexy nada has said before, you should hate losing, but never fear defeat.

I think that public transit is awesome because I get to see a whole bunch of korean/asian chicks on the way to school... :D
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
.Aar
Profile Joined September 2010
2177 Posts
October 30 2010 22:32 GMT
#2959
I get a kick out of using people.

It's usually small stuff, like oh, could you get me that?
now run into the setting sun, and suffer, but don't mess up your hair.
.AK
Profile Joined September 2010
United States561 Posts
October 30 2010 23:13 GMT
#2960
Couple things:

I am Alaskan and hate Sarah Palin

The only strat that really pisses me off is Mass speedlings vs Protoss
All hail the glorious I sell T.Vs at Best Buy || #1 REQUIZEN FANBOI || IGN: .AK/BEST ANTIMAGE NA || Plat IV ADC Main
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