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Leviwtf
Profile Joined October 2010
174 Posts
October 14 2010 18:00 GMT
#2801
On October 13 2010 13:08 Duban wrote:
When I was a kid I refused to cry as crying was for babies and unlike most young kids I actually followed through with it for years. From the age of 4 or 5 to the 6th grade I cried only twice. Once was understandable as I broke my skull, literally no exaggeration.

The other time was after Zero, a character with about 4-5 lines, sacrificed his life in Megaman X. I'm still not sure what to make of that.


I had tears in my eye when that happened as well. Although he had 4-5 lines, he was a bad ass and I never expected him to do what he did.
Grove
Profile Joined September 2010
United States11 Posts
October 14 2010 18:04 GMT
#2802
I hate realcun from iccup, he is so utterly boring and uninterested.

and the Korean version of weaboos that seems to plague, sc2 esports (no lets not have a k pop thread of don't understand what they are saying)

There I said it
wobble wobble whomp.
Peanutsc
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States307 Posts
October 14 2010 18:08 GMT
#2803
On October 13 2010 13:15 Horrde wrote:
I sometimes fantasize about a life where I was born with approx 9-10 other identical brothers in every way like myself and just going around beating everyone at team sports. It would be unstoppable. Life's hard having to constantly deal with other people's mistakes, man.


YES.
"You only get one life on this earth, Tasteless, and if you're not spending the majority of it playing StarCraft, I would argue that it might be wasted." "I couldn't agree more, Artosis."
Owarida
Profile Joined April 2010
United States333 Posts
October 14 2010 18:20 GMT
#2804
I watch efukt and theync every day...
Oos
Profile Joined October 2010
Great Britain16 Posts
October 14 2010 19:47 GMT
#2805
When I was younger getting drunk (under-age) with friends, there was this one girl who I didn't really like, she used to drink a little then pretend to be super drunk.
One time I pissed twice into a big bottle of coke, gave it to her and said it was vodka and coke - she drank a quarter of it and then pretended to be drunk.

I feel bad about it now, but it is funny.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
October 14 2010 19:48 GMT
#2806
why piss twice instead of just once? i like the story, but the logistics of it are too complex.
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Gerbeeros
Profile Joined May 2010
101 Posts
October 14 2010 19:54 GMT
#2807
I stole a bag of candy when i was 12 years old. Never stole anything again.
cAPS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States153 Posts
October 14 2010 19:55 GMT
#2808
I sabotage parts of my life to see if I can rebuild them.
Gerbeeros
Profile Joined May 2010
101 Posts
October 14 2010 20:04 GMT
#2809
I sometimes root for the bad guys in movies/books, just because the "good guys win always" is so predictable.
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
October 14 2010 20:11 GMT
#2810
-Ever time a patch comes out I feel like switching races because of the severe retardation on blizzards part.
-I've never truly "kissed" a girl.
-My ipod touch broke.. Overpriced piece of shit
-All of my friends are morons. They lack common sense, intelligence and personality as well as being fucking boring.
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
linksysKOW
Profile Joined September 2010
21 Posts
October 14 2010 20:29 GMT
#2811
i never shave my balls because i am terrified that i will knick them with the razor
Google.
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany50 Posts
October 14 2010 20:34 GMT
#2812
last week i exchanged my girlfriend's shower-music (a CD in a pretty old CD-player) for the psycho soundtrack
noD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
2230 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-14 20:39:02
October 14 2010 20:35 GMT
#2813
I´m accessing TL more than WORKING...
edit: lol
Zeromadcowz
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada241 Posts
October 14 2010 20:44 GMT
#2814
On October 15 2010 05:29 linksysKOW wrote:
i never shave my balls because i am terrified that i will knick them with the razor

its harder to knick them than your face
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
October 14 2010 20:52 GMT
#2815
On October 15 2010 04:48 intrigue wrote:
why piss twice instead of just once? i like the story, but the logistics of it are too complex.


obviously he pissed once, drank a shit load more, then pissed again. he wanted the 2x the power.


side note, i should be cleaning but i'd rather post on tl
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Erk
Profile Joined June 2009
United States52 Posts
October 14 2010 21:05 GMT
#2816
On October 15 2010 05:34 Google. wrote:
last week i exchanged my girlfriend's shower-music (a CD in a pretty old CD-player) for the psycho soundtrack

Lol. Epic.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
October 14 2010 21:06 GMT
#2817
On October 13 2010 09:17 Murderotica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2010 16:19 Tha_Docta wrote:
Im terrible in bed, just really bad, my penis is a great size, but i last like 2 minutes damn

Masturbate beforehand, worst case scenario: think of your grandmother while having sex, it will take your mind off of it. Or kittens.

Also: Buildorders are great.
AKA SuddenSalad
hero33
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada122 Posts
October 14 2010 21:12 GMT
#2818
i have no friends in the city i live in.
Anyone can become famous, Just set urself on fire
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
October 14 2010 21:18 GMT
#2819
On October 15 2010 06:06 Lovin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 13 2010 09:17 Murderotica wrote:
On October 12 2010 16:19 Tha_Docta wrote:
Im terrible in bed, just really bad, my penis is a great size, but i last like 2 minutes damn

Masturbate beforehand, worst case scenario: think of your grandmother while having sex, it will take your mind off of it. Or kittens.

Also: Buildorders are great.

as well as baseball, martha stewart and cold showers(austin powers reference!)
hero33
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada122 Posts
October 14 2010 21:19 GMT
#2820
On October 15 2010 03:04 Grove wrote:
I hate realcun from iccup, he is so utterly boring and uninterested.

and the Korean version of weaboos that seems to plague, sc2 esports (no lets not have a k pop thread of don't understand what they are saying)

There I said it


i agree.
he cast alot . i usually put him on mute and do commentary in my head.
Anyone can become famous, Just set urself on fire
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