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zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-27 05:17:45
October 06 2010 01:56 GMT
#2661
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 02:06:49
October 06 2010 02:03 GMT
#2662
On October 06 2010 09:47 Impervious wrote:
I met a girl in a party in London (Ontario) in the early part of the summer. She's in Toronto, and I was in Guelph for the summer, and we ended up meeting up at least 2 times a week for the rest of the summer.....

I moved back to Ottawa over a month ago, and I still haven't told her, even though she's been calling and texting me daily wondering when I'm available to fuck again..... And I have no clue how to break it to her.....

I can break the news for her
On October 06 2010 06:09 CyuntiyuL wrote:
Last night, I decided to take a 5% late penalty on an essay so I could work on it all day today instead of rushing through it. It's about the same time as it was yesterday when I made that decision, and I still haven't started.

lmao
Fr3sh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States10 Posts
October 06 2010 02:10 GMT
#2663
I have commitment issues. My last 3 girlfriends have told me they loved me, but I never felt the same way back. I said it to the first two because I felt obligated but I couldn't even to the third. I went out with each of them for at least a year.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4199 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 03:25:27
October 06 2010 03:25 GMT
#2664
On October 06 2010 11:03 Masamune wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 09:47 Impervious wrote:
I met a girl in a party in London (Ontario) in the early part of the summer. She's in Toronto, and I was in Guelph for the summer, and we ended up meeting up at least 2 times a week for the rest of the summer.....

I moved back to Ottawa over a month ago, and I still haven't told her, even though she's been calling and texting me daily wondering when I'm available to fuck again..... And I have no clue how to break it to her.....

I can break the news for her
lmao

See, I had an excuse for the last few weeks, because I've been pretty sick (and it sounded like it whenever we talked on the phone), but yea..... Even then, she wanted to make sure I was feeling alright and come over..... That excuse is gone now.....

Little does my mother know, because I've made sure that my mother and siblings were out of the house whenever sarah was over..... And was gone before they got back..... If she showed up, and I'm 500 km away, I would have quite a bit of explaining to do.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
shaunnn
Profile Joined October 2010
Ireland1230 Posts
October 06 2010 03:25 GMT
#2665
I worked really hard to get the college course im in, yet over the summer i lost all motivation for everything and barely managed to pass 1st year and this is my 2nd try at 2nd year, went off books for medical reasons of stress and depression last year. Im 1 week in and already havent bothered going to 95% of my lectures because im so lazy, it feels exactly the same as last year. I keep waiting for some magical motivation to care about the topic of the course again but i know it wont come and im far too lazy to bother to try work at it

Also this thread makes me feel less alone
The naniwa - Unit of protoss skill, defined as the number of gates you build off of one base
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
October 06 2010 03:50 GMT
#2666
I agreed to have a foursome, but was too drunk to get it up, but the other guy didn't have a problem with that when he had sex with my gf.
ghettohobbit2
Profile Joined April 2010
United States93 Posts
October 06 2010 03:56 GMT
#2667
~2 years ago I blacked out on vodka and woke up, alone and fully clothed, in my ex-girlfriend's bedroom, which is about 65 miles away from my apartment.

To this day I have no idea how I got there.
?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44257 Posts
October 06 2010 03:57 GMT
#2668
On October 06 2010 12:50 Kakera wrote:
I agreed to have a foursome, but was too drunk to get it up, but the other guy didn't have a problem with that when he had sex with my gf.


Wow. You lose.

I spend hours debating againt Creationists instead of doing my lesson plans for student teaching. Semi-obsessed
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 05:23:15
October 06 2010 04:26 GMT
#2669
On October 06 2010 12:50 Kakera wrote:
I agreed to have a foursome, but was too drunk to get it up, but the other guy didn't have a problem with that when he had sex with my gf.

good lord! I'm hoping you didn't watch her enjoy it
On October 06 2010 12:57 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 12:50 Kakera wrote:
I agreed to have a foursome, but was too drunk to get it up, but the other guy didn't have a problem with that when he had sex with my gf.


Wow. You lose.

I spend hours debating againt Creationists instead of doing my lesson plans for student teaching. Semi-obsessed

you can't reason with unreasonable people I'm slowly starting to learn that.

On October 06 2010 12:25 Impervious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 11:03 Masamune wrote:
On October 06 2010 09:47 Impervious wrote:
I met a girl in a party in London (Ontario) in the early part of the summer. She's in Toronto, and I was in Guelph for the summer, and we ended up meeting up at least 2 times a week for the rest of the summer.....

I moved back to Ottawa over a month ago, and I still haven't told her, even though she's been calling and texting me daily wondering when I'm available to fuck again..... And I have no clue how to break it to her.....

I can break the news for her
lmao

See, I had an excuse for the last few weeks, because I've been pretty sick (and it sounded like it whenever we talked on the phone), but yea..... Even then, she wanted to make sure I was feeling alright and come over..... That excuse is gone now.....

Little does my mother know, because I've made sure that my mother and siblings were out of the house whenever sarah was over..... And was gone before they got back..... If she showed up, and I'm 500 km away, I would have quite a bit of explaining to do.....

hmm why can't you just somehow break it to her that you moved back to Ottawa.

Say you got evicted from your place in Guelph or something?
Kakera
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States419 Posts
October 06 2010 04:33 GMT
#2670
On October 06 2010 13:26 Masamune wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 12:50 Kakera wrote:
I agreed to have a foursome, but was too drunk to get it up, but the other guy didn't have a problem with that when he had sex with my gf.

good lord! I'm hoping you didn't watch her enjoy it


This isn't a strut my manliness one-liner unfortunately it's a shame filled one. But I could get into details but I think that'd be a little too graphic for this forum ><
ayababa
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia347 Posts
October 06 2010 04:36 GMT
#2671
i wonder when i'll finally meet that special someone who just might change my life every single day...
Well done is better than well said - Benjamin Franklin
ayababa
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia347 Posts
October 06 2010 04:39 GMT
#2672
On October 06 2010 10:56 zergnewb wrote:
I have no really close friends or anyone I can share my problems with honestly. Every time I think about this it nearly brings me to tears but I don't even have a private spot where I can cry.


i feel the same way dude, sept i have a ton load of friends, alot of them close and best friends... but no one understands me at all.... so having a best friend sometimes isn't what ya need. just make normal friends first.
Well done is better than well said - Benjamin Franklin
MadVillain
Profile Joined June 2010
United States402 Posts
October 06 2010 04:40 GMT
#2673
I like being alone more than I like being with other people.

Sometimes I wish there was an apocalypse and there were only a few million people left on Earth so I could be alone more.

Given any apocalyptic event, I always assume I would survive, even though common sense says otherwise.
For The Swarm!
ayababa
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia347 Posts
October 06 2010 04:43 GMT
#2674
On September 30 2010 18:11 StatiC)Ex( wrote:
My best friend since second grade (I'm now 20 years old) has dated this reaaaallly beautiful woman since our senior year in highschool. (About 2 1/2 years now)

I've fucked her at least once a week since the second month of them dating.
It feels so wrong, and I hate betraying my friend. But on the other hand I love it.

Last thing, we all live together. 3 way rent, 2 rooms.


thats whack.
Well done is better than well said - Benjamin Franklin
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
October 06 2010 04:43 GMT
#2675
On October 06 2010 10:49 slimmjimm wrote:
Both my older siblings managed to become successful professionally and in their personal/social lives, but I don't think I've ever accomplished anything worth talking about in either case. everyone seems to think it's because i'm extremely lazy (pot everyday in highschool will do that to ya), but the truth is i just don't care about anything or anyone beyond what is absolutely necessary to go day to day.

I also used to believe all these crazy conspiracy theories but at this point i realize it doesn't even matter anymore since we all gotta die sometime (but it would be cool if some monumental shift occurs in 2012 wouldnt it?). welcome to my cheery upbeat existence.


holy shit, the bolded part sums up exactly how I feel.
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
October 06 2010 04:55 GMT
#2676
i like turtles
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
ZayiN
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States9 Posts
October 06 2010 05:10 GMT
#2677
I modded my SC:BW hotkeys to be like SC2 for ICCup since I switched recently (overlord to V, muta to T, and a couple more).
I really like how you run out of hotkeys for units AND hatcheries 20~30 minutes in a game as Zerg (D atm).
I didn't know who BoxeR was, let alone TL existed until last winter. I have done my research tho ^.^
This is my first post.
Khul Sadukar
Profile Joined August 2009
Australia1735 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 06:11:12
October 06 2010 05:32 GMT
#2678
On October 04 2010 13:06 Lebesgue wrote:
All the girls I like, don't like me. All the girls that like me I don't find interesting or attractive... Tough life...


This.

One of these days i'll lower my standards and finally get a girl (its been a while). Its just the thought of leading a nice girl on even though I'm not that interested that stops me from doing it.

Also I'm far too passive and just spend all my free time gaming. I think subconsciously I gave up on life many years ago..

Edit: relating to many confessions in this thread (like 20+) and it made me realise just how much ppl have in common but keep hidden to the world. On the whole it really is quite depressing when u think about it.

We all think we are alone to some degree and yet we all have this in common and its reassuring. Doesn't make sense and I wonder what the hell is the point of it all?
I don't want to be part everything. I want to be something. - Weapon X
kr_priest
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (South)223 Posts
October 06 2010 05:34 GMT
#2679
I took the last cookie from the cookie jar. Yes me, that's who.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4199 Posts
October 06 2010 05:38 GMT
#2680
On October 06 2010 13:26 Masamune wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2010 12:25 Impervious wrote:
On October 06 2010 11:03 Masamune wrote:
On October 06 2010 09:47 Impervious wrote:
I met a girl in a party in London (Ontario) in the early part of the summer. She's in Toronto, and I was in Guelph for the summer, and we ended up meeting up at least 2 times a week for the rest of the summer.....

I moved back to Ottawa over a month ago, and I still haven't told her, even though she's been calling and texting me daily wondering when I'm available to fuck again..... And I have no clue how to break it to her.....

I can break the news for her
lmao

See, I had an excuse for the last few weeks, because I've been pretty sick (and it sounded like it whenever we talked on the phone), but yea..... Even then, she wanted to make sure I was feeling alright and come over..... That excuse is gone now.....

Little does my mother know, because I've made sure that my mother and siblings were out of the house whenever sarah was over..... And was gone before they got back..... If she showed up, and I'm 500 km away, I would have quite a bit of explaining to do.....

hmm why can't you just somehow break it to her that you moved back to Ottawa.

Say you got evicted from your place in Guelph or something?

Ok. It's been over a month. And I changed phone numbers (fucking dumb of me to forget to NOT include her in the mass text message I sent out to inform everyone). Now I have a completely different area code than before..... Doesn't that give you some kind of vibe that she's not quite all there in the head?

She's probably a little psychotic, or sociopathic, or something (not that I noticed at the time, but it might be caused by us both being occasional amphetamine users)..... And I didn't realize this until mid August..... I have no idea how she'd react.....
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