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Shrinky Dink
Profile Joined October 2010
United States52 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 02:53:53
October 05 2010 02:46 GMT
#2601
I work out every fucking day, and try to eat alot, but im still fucking skinny, makes no sense. I'm not like that skinny, i have a good lean build, but still under the skinny category. I'm mainly on my computer too, but i do play lacrosee and shit. Makes 0 Sense. I feel like i workout hard too...wtf..
anyone who actually put quotes here are full of lawls
exleos
Profile Joined September 2010
United States55 Posts
October 05 2010 04:13 GMT
#2602
I've fucked myself out of any future. Mostly due to sheer laziness i cannot seem to overcome. But i am a high school sophomore, leaving plenty of time to recover and maybe get into A college. But knowing ill never live up to my sister, who has a career lined up and all, i just don't want to try, and then fail. Plus i occasionally think of suicide, but instantly stop because i don't want people to think of me like that, especially my friends. This also makes it hard to recover in school, because i spend more time covering things up than doing anything. The worst is I'm a mostly happy person, but always cry when i think about this, making it harder to cover up.

I also fuck my self up by enjoying too much anime and video games, to the point where any future outside of those won't hold my attention, but I'm not skilled enough at either tomake a living out of art or video games.

I know i need help, but i cannot get it for fear of being judged.
"I can't build there" TRY HARDER DAMMIT
nbtnbt5
Profile Joined March 2009
232 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 04:43:45
October 05 2010 04:32 GMT
#2603
On October 05 2010 11:46 Shrinky Dink wrote:
I work out every fucking day, and try to eat alot, but im still fucking skinny, makes no sense. I'm not like that skinny, i have a good lean build, but still under the skinny category. I'm mainly on my computer too, but i do play lacrosee and shit. Makes 0 Sense. I feel like i workout hard too...wtf..


If you want to get jacked you need to bulk up first, i.e. get fat and then turn that fat into muscle.

Also confession: Whenever I hit D+ on icc I get too scared to play and stay at 2000 =/
Yellow: "Well boxer's kind of a tool like that, wanting to bunker rush me all the time but hiding it behind all that deception."
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
October 05 2010 04:36 GMT
#2604
On October 04 2010 18:48 CDC.Mek wrote:
I secretly hate one of my closest friends because of his attitude. He always thinks he's better than people and always has to correct them if any one thing is said wrong or out of context and will argue with u endlessly about it until you admit you are wrong. It's so annoying, but he's a cool ass dude besides that.


Holy shit man we have the same problem!!!!
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 07:42:50
October 05 2010 04:52 GMT
#2605
I secretly wonder how closely the mods monitor the forums; therefore, I'd like a 2-Day Ban if one of them sees this. Hopefully, it won't go on my "criminal record." Cheers.

Edit: It has been 3 hours. Maybe I'll get away with this?

User was temp banned for this post.
JTouche
Profile Joined August 2010
United States239 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 05:15:55
October 05 2010 05:01 GMT
#2606
Every time a girl asks why I haven't called her I say my phone broke and I got a new one. Than I proceed to ask her for her number, pretend to put it in my phone just to end up not calling her again.
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I constantly fantasize what life would be like without the stupidity and ignorance I have to endure on a daily basis.
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When I was younger I shit my pants because I couldn't pull myself away from playing the computer.
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One time I was at the mall, and the escalator going up wasn't working. I didn't want to walk the extra 100 ft to the stairs so I ran up the escalator that was going down. I tripped when I was at the top just to hear people laughing as it was carrying me back down.
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I'll bump into girls "accidentally" just to feel how soft their boobs are.

K im done

Edit: Oh and TL, stop being so effing awesome and let me concentrate on my boring college work!
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
October 05 2010 05:12 GMT
#2607
On October 05 2010 13:32 nbtnbt5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2010 11:46 Shrinky Dink wrote:
I work out every fucking day, and try to eat alot, but im still fucking skinny, makes no sense. I'm not like that skinny, i have a good lean build, but still under the skinny category. I'm mainly on my computer too, but i do play lacrosee and shit. Makes 0 Sense. I feel like i workout hard too...wtf..


If you want to get jacked you need to bulk up first, i.e. get fat and then turn that fat into muscle.

Also confession: Whenever I hit D+ on icc I get too scared to play and stay at 2000 =/

This is a total lie. Go to the tl health and fitness thread.
Confession: I got my shit wrecked on saturday
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
mIsUZu
Profile Joined August 2008
New Zealand528 Posts
October 05 2010 05:16 GMT
#2608
I am infact a korean. true story.
Why So Serious?!
Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 05:18:42
October 05 2010 05:17 GMT
#2609

I secretly hate one of my closest friends because of his attitude. He always thinks he's better than people and always has to correct them if any one thing is said wrong or out of context and will argue with u endlessly about it until you admit you are wrong. It's so annoying, but he's a cool ass dude besides that.


Do I know you? Is your name pete by any chance?

D:.
Too Busy to Troll!
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
October 05 2010 05:20 GMT
#2610
On October 05 2010 14:17 Half wrote:
Show nested quote +

I secretly hate one of my closest friends because of his attitude. He always thinks he's better than people and always has to correct them if any one thing is said wrong or out of context and will argue with u endlessly about it until you admit you are wrong. It's so annoying, but he's a cool ass dude besides that.


Do I know you? Is your name pete by any chance?

D:.

THE PLOT THICKENS
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
Yoshinaka
Profile Joined July 2010
New Zealand50 Posts
October 05 2010 05:22 GMT
#2611
Starcraft 2 is starting to grow on me
Meiya
Profile Joined August 2007
Australia1169 Posts
October 05 2010 05:33 GMT
#2612
On October 05 2010 06:41 Frigo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2010 02:29 NightRapier wrote:
HAVE YOU NO MORALS?

At who was that aimed?


I was talking to you, but since you seem to be taking it seriously let's just forget it happened.
Perhaps there is a universal, absolute truth. Perhaps it justifies every question. But that's beyond the reach of these small hands.
stoned_rabbit
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States324 Posts
October 05 2010 05:35 GMT
#2613
On October 05 2010 14:17 Half wrote:
Show nested quote +

I secretly hate one of my closest friends because of his attitude. He always thinks he's better than people and always has to correct them if any one thing is said wrong or out of context and will argue with u endlessly about it until you admit you are wrong. It's so annoying, but he's a cool ass dude besides that.


Do I know you? Is your name pete by any chance?

D:.


Seriously though this also sounds exactly like me. Sorry if it is me .

on topic:
My girlfriend is pregnant
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
October 05 2010 06:33 GMT
#2614
^Why the sad face? We need to know!

I have listened to Day[9] daily episode 100 40+ times at work. It's just awesome.

I wish I didn't quit BW for Diablo 2 when I was 13
lakritzc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden164 Posts
October 05 2010 10:05 GMT
#2615
The truth is, I drive a Hummer H3 to school every day, I drive really fast, and I'm always passing other cars and listening to loud music.

And when I come home I play Starcraft.
BHBITG https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBBVLSgvd0y6gMZrvvequ0A Subscribe to my YouTube.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
October 05 2010 11:06 GMT
#2616
i have only played 20+ games 1v1 quick match i dont like sc2 even tho I waited years for this.
I play toss but i never cheese.

i ditched school today just because i had a morning wooodiee that would not go away. so i had to stream some pr0no but even afterwards i still had the woodie makes me think I accidently got a viagra pill at last nights party.... for what ever reasons i have no idea its a blackout memory.
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
October 05 2010 11:32 GMT
#2617
i like eggs.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
Bluedraqy
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark496 Posts
October 05 2010 11:55 GMT
#2618
When I was 6, I moved to a new town, while starting in school, I had no friends whatsoever, until third grade that is, one of the kids came up to me, and we talked about video games, no shit ^^, we've been friends ever since, however the last 3 years, he has become such a douche, I can't stand him anymore, he can't admit whenever he is wrong, he ALWAYS has to be right, and he loves to discuss about stuff, he doesn't know shit about, he's such a pain in the ass now, but I can't make myself just yell at him, and tell him to act like a fucking adult, because of our history together...

I really wanna kill him >.<
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 12:01:40
October 05 2010 12:00 GMT
#2619
I laughed like laddergoat when I hid banelings behind the tall grass on Steppes of War vs a Terran who went bio all in and instantly killed his entire army.

My girlfriend was on Skype with me and she heard everything.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
throttled
Profile Joined August 2010
United States382 Posts
October 05 2010 12:20 GMT
#2620
On October 05 2010 14:35 stoned_rabbit wrote:
on topic:
My girlfriend is pregnant


Oh shit. Get it fixed.
"Look to the river rushing. Unparalleled in its power. It carves away at the land, eroding the banks, consuming the sands and washes away to her majesty."
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