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Clamev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Germany498 Posts
October 04 2010 21:52 GMT
#2581
i am going to sign up to study philosophy and English tomorrow and i feel like i am doing the completly wrong thing
6Pool or die trying
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
October 04 2010 22:03 GMT
#2582
I'm a 20 yr old Christian and I was saving muh self for marriage but i lost my virginity to the girl I'm dating whom I don't give a shit about
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-04 22:05:52
October 04 2010 22:04 GMT
#2583
On October 05 2010 03:34 LSGamer wrote:
I had sex with my next door neighbour, while dating her best friend. Nobody but me and my ex know.

T_T I do not think this thread is about strutting your manliness, rather, it is about telling something that is so or dangerous embarrassing that you would never tell anyone in real life to prevent your life from going downhill
In fact, some of these "confessions" seem to want us to think you are doing this
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And what you are doing in real life.
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EDIT: I guess telling people that confession could ruin your relationship but the aura of someone strutting his manliness is still there.
Shinshady
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1237 Posts
October 04 2010 22:04 GMT
#2584
On October 05 2010 06:46 Tabbris wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2010 01:49 Frigo wrote:
I find futa hot

Whats futa?

Edit- OH God i looked it up....Oh god why

Any word thats japanese derived can almost never be good
BeSt[WHITE] Have a great retirement | "SKT is best KT." - Vortok | http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7190/ep24hitcombo2small.gif
dronescout
Profile Joined March 2010
Iceland246 Posts
October 04 2010 22:33 GMT
#2585
I did a daring daylight robbery on fort knox on elephant backs, was the stupidest thing I have ever done
I will destroy everyone in 2017
CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
October 04 2010 22:46 GMT
#2586
After i'm about done pissing into the toilet and i'm trying to get rid of the excess droplets of pee, i pretend that the droplets are nukes and that the bubbles below are cities full of people. The bigger the bubble is, the bigger a city is, and they are especially juicy targets to me. Despite what you may think aiming the piss droplets takes quite some precision, especially if you're trying to hit something like a bubble. After i finally do demolish the continents full of people/bubbles, i feel immense satisfaction.
To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
shoutout
Profile Joined June 2010
United States105 Posts
October 04 2010 23:02 GMT
#2587
I'm gay
Erucious
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway393 Posts
October 04 2010 23:28 GMT
#2588
On October 01 2010 09:30 BrownBear wrote:
I want this girl to break up with her long-distance boyfriend so I can get with her.


Dude this is exactly the same boat im in (Except that its not long distance)... Im on skype webcam with her now and yeah... gosh i want her so bad
I'm Norwegian/Dutch. Just the awesome parts of them though :D
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
October 04 2010 23:38 GMT
#2589
If it weren't for the law, I think I would have either killed or attempted to kill a few people. :O
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 04 2010 23:53 GMT
#2590
On October 05 2010 08:28 Erucious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2010 09:30 BrownBear wrote:
I want this girl to break up with her long-distance boyfriend so I can get with her.


Dude this is exactly the same boat im in (Except that its not long distance)... Im on skype webcam with her now and yeah... gosh i want her so bad

Another nerd shedding his tears. There is this girl who recently came here from India and still has a bf there...on the bright side, I may not have to worry about being rejected since her ADHD and her trying to get free answers when we do work is beginning to scare the crap out of me
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
October 04 2010 23:57 GMT
#2591
I wonder if there is an icon change for 1000 posts.
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
October 05 2010 00:08 GMT
#2592
I make a lot of one-liner posts that seem funny, but in retrospect might be really shitty....
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
Skithiryx
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia648 Posts
October 05 2010 00:17 GMT
#2593
On October 01 2010 02:29 DoubleZee wrote:
Years of public transportation have made me racist. I never sit beside brown people because they smell, and want to kill black people that blast loud rap music for the whole bus to hear. Azn people are pretty awesome tho.


+1 I think the best i've trip I ever had i was playing MHFU and the dude behind me ended up tapping me on the shoulder, we ended up doing an AD-Hoc White fatalis hunt, best hourlong bus trip ever...
NyuNyu
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada146 Posts
October 05 2010 00:30 GMT
#2594
In all the games I play I pick the female character cause it tends to get me special treatment and items and if someone asks my gender I "giggle" and change the subject.
1800~ Random Diamond, C+ ICCup 2008 - "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Boundless
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada588 Posts
October 05 2010 00:37 GMT
#2595
I can't decide the kind of person I want to be. On one hand, I'm very athletic, academic, and outgoing. On the other hand, I am deeply in love with video games, BW and SC2 specifically. I flip-flop between lives every ~2 weeks.
"Sin shall not be your master, because you are not under law, but under grace." - Romans 6:14
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
October 05 2010 00:40 GMT
#2596
On October 04 2010 13:06 Lebesgue wrote:
All the girls I like, don't like me. All the girls that like me I don't find interesting or attractive... Tough life...


Second that.

I'm also really good at getting bigger girls attracted to me (idk how i do it) but skinnier, prettier girls I'm baffled at (I guess it's a confidence thing).

This wouldn't be that much of a problem, if I was big, but I'm on the skinnier side.
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
October 05 2010 00:56 GMT
#2597
On October 05 2010 09:40 nemY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 04 2010 13:06 Lebesgue wrote:
All the girls I like, don't like me. All the girls that like me I don't find interesting or attractive... Tough life...


Second that.

I'm also really good at getting bigger girls attracted to me (idk how i do it) but skinnier, prettier girls I'm baffled at (I guess it's a confidence thing).

This wouldn't be that much of a problem, if I was big, but I'm on the skinnier side.

If you want a hot chick, go to a party. Drunk girls seem to love everyone. She may regret that night but it will be worth it.
StuBob
Profile Joined March 2010
United States373 Posts
October 05 2010 01:13 GMT
#2598
I spend wayy to much time on this site -.-
I play RANDOM!
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
October 05 2010 01:40 GMT
#2599
I like Bad Romance. I can't help it so I take no shame.
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
vileChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada525 Posts
October 05 2010 02:07 GMT
#2600
On October 05 2010 06:46 Tabbris wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2010 01:49 Frigo wrote:
I find futa hot

Whats futa?

Edit- OH God i looked it up....Oh god why



Lmao! Welcome to the internets where penis is applied to everything you love
Day[9] i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks
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