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funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
October 04 2010 03:10 GMT
#2541
On October 01 2010 16:11 standingcow wrote:
19 years ago when I was little a landscaper working on my neighbor's lawn extorted money from my parents by claiming that I vandalized his trailer overnight. He had left it parked on the street. We aren't poor or anything so they paid him a couple hundred bucks when he came knocking on our door fuming asking for money rather than getting a lawyer in the event of a lawsuit etc.. My parents asked me if I vandalized the trailer and I said no and they believed me but it was still easier to pay the guy than fight so that's what they did.

Last month I looked up the headquarters of this landscaper. At about 2 a.m. I parked a few blocks away on the street and walked over to their building. Poured gasoline all over a big landscaping truck, probably a ford f450 or something, torched the thing, and ran like hell to my car and drove home.

Revenge is the most amazing thing on planet earth.


haha dude thats fucking awesome!! i don't think i would have torched the thing maybe just drew a huge cock on the side in spraypaint but thats hilarious lol
See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
October 04 2010 03:14 GMT
#2542
I kissed a girl and i liked it
Dcamp0308
Profile Joined August 2010
United States87 Posts
October 04 2010 03:24 GMT
#2543
I hardly have any friends on SC2, none of my friends irl play it, and there are no channels so its hard to meet ppl. :-(
KillerPlague
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1386 Posts
October 04 2010 03:26 GMT
#2544
2 years ago both my parents had passed away from cancer within 6 months of each other. at the same time one of my best friends and i started to drift away. things progressively got worse between us until one night i received a message from him on facebook saying how my both of my parents died to get away from how much of a failure i am. my first reaction was obviously delete him and to think this is very unlikely. but still it stirred in my mind, until recently i just received another message from him. my first thought was just to delete it, but i thought no ill read it. his next letter read:

sorry old friend, i was drinking, out of work, and depressed when i wrote you that letter a couple of years ago. i am myself dealing with my father dying of a brain tumor. i respect and understand you now.

i read it a few times and thought to myself i think ill write him back. so i wrote

dear old friend,
your father got a brain tumor because he was tired of thinking about his drunk, jobless, spineless, fuckface of a son.

I WIN. god karma is awesome
Side 1: Why no dominant players with 90% win ratio Side 2: Nerf Side 1
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
October 04 2010 03:29 GMT
#2545
On October 04 2010 12:26 KillerPlague wrote:
2 years ago both my parents had passed away from cancer within 6 months of each other. at the same time one of my best friends and i started to drift away. things progressively got worse between us until one night i received a message from him on facebook saying how my both of my parents died to get away from how much of a failure i am. my first reaction was obviously delete him and to think this is very unlikely. but still it stirred in my mind, until recently i just received another message from him. my first thought was just to delete it, but i thought no ill read it. his next letter read:

sorry old friend, i was drinking, out of work, and depressed when i wrote you that letter a couple of years ago. i am myself dealing with my father dying of a brain tumor. i respect and understand you now.

i read it a few times and thought to myself i think ill write him back. so i wrote

dear old friend,
your father got a brain tumor because he was tired of thinking about his drunk, jobless, spineless, fuckface of a son.

I WIN. god karma is awesome

Uhh Wow. I dont know if that was the best way to go :/
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
October 04 2010 03:32 GMT
#2546
that confession makes me feel sad all around

can we go back to happy ones
Kouda
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2205 Posts
October 04 2010 03:34 GMT
#2547
On October 04 2010 12:26 KillerPlague wrote:
2 years ago both my parents had passed away from cancer within 6 months of each other. at the same time one of my best friends and i started to drift away. things progressively got worse between us until one night i received a message from him on facebook saying how my both of my parents died to get away from how much of a failure i am. my first reaction was obviously delete him and to think this is very unlikely. but still it stirred in my mind, until recently i just received another message from him. my first thought was just to delete it, but i thought no ill read it. his next letter read:

sorry old friend, i was drinking, out of work, and depressed when i wrote you that letter a couple of years ago. i am myself dealing with my father dying of a brain tumor. i respect and understand you now.

i read it a few times and thought to myself i think ill write him back. so i wrote

dear old friend,
your father got a brain tumor because he was tired of thinking about his drunk, jobless, spineless, fuckface of a son.

I WIN. god karma is awesome



Lol. Too much Dane Cook bro.
Yung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States727 Posts
October 04 2010 03:45 GMT
#2548
On September 14 2010 08:11 junemermaid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 11:11 NeoOmega wrote:
On September 13 2010 11:01 vOddy wrote:
I've never been drunk and I'm 17.


I've never been drunk and I'm 21.


I've never been drunk and I'm 25.

lol i got drunk when i was 13
Headlines
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States482 Posts
October 04 2010 03:53 GMT
#2549
I stole the Carol poster from my college chemistry lab.

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Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
October 04 2010 03:55 GMT
#2550
I have a great job, plenty of money in the bank, nice car, am good at whatever I decide to do, play 6 different musical instruments, and am liked by pretty much everyone i know. But I am depressed 90% of the time, have only a few friends, none of them close, and have been close to being suicidal a few times. I just don't give a crap about anything.

ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
October 04 2010 03:57 GMT
#2551
On October 04 2010 12:24 Dcamp0308 wrote:
I hardly have any friends on SC2, none of my friends irl play it, and there are no channels so its hard to meet ppl. :-(


Join a clan its a very good way to meet a lot of people and practice partners. Try www.overdosed.net
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Phobic
Profile Joined September 2010
United States50 Posts
October 04 2010 04:04 GMT
#2552
The first time I came on teamliquid.net I thought the teamliquid stallion/horse or w/e the eff it is looks exceedingly stupid and completely irrelevant to both the name teamliquid and Starcraft pro-gaming, and now I still think the teamliquid stallion/horse or w/e the eff it is looks exceedingly stupid and completely irrelevant to both the name teamliquid and Starcraft pro-gaming.
Live now or forever hold your regret.
Lebesgue
Profile Joined October 2008
4542 Posts
October 04 2010 04:06 GMT
#2553
All the girls I like, don't like me. All the girls that like me I don't find interesting or attractive... Tough life...
DarthXX
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia998 Posts
October 04 2010 04:15 GMT
#2554
I have never, EVER seeded a torrent after I've DLed it
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
October 04 2010 04:52 GMT
#2555
I'm too afraid to tell my parents or my younger brother that I'm not a christian like they are, despite going back and forth between atheist/agnostic for the last 2 years.
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
Twistacles
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1327 Posts
October 04 2010 05:10 GMT
#2556
I'm racist against spaniards/italians and I don't know why
and my girlfriend is italian
"If you don't give a shit which gum you buy, get stride" - Tyler
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
October 04 2010 05:10 GMT
#2557
On September 30 2010 21:49 BaltA wrote:
I have no idea why, but I do not like Spanish people. Maybe because all the Spanish people I've met are dumb idiots...

lol, was that just on BW on irl? :p
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
October 04 2010 05:12 GMT
#2558
- I been living in USA for almost 5 years and I still can't speak fluent english.
man its killing me.
Shinshady
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1237 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-04 05:40:50
October 04 2010 05:31 GMT
#2559
On October 04 2010 13:15 DarthXX wrote:
I have never, EVER seeded a torrent after I've DLed it


LOL Post your uploading/download ratio =D
BeSt[WHITE] Have a great retirement | "SKT is best KT." - Vortok | http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7190/ep24hitcombo2small.gif
KrissirK
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States63 Posts
October 04 2010 05:45 GMT
#2560
I stole Pokemon Gold version from my cousin and I still have it.
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