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On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote:
when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18.
also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather.
I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans.
L.M.F.A.O
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i have been watching gsl for the past few weeks at 2am i just couldn't stay up so late i fell asleep after coo-inka then i missed my class I overslept.
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I read this thread backward.
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I've followed the proleagues for the past three years, but I haven't played Brood War since I was...errr...8? 10? However old I was when it first game out.
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- I find girls who are in relationships to be more attractive than single ones. I guess I like the challenge of trying to get them.
- I cant remember how many' taken' chicks I've hooked up with, but as far as I know I haven't been the reason for any of their breakups.
- I feel bad about all of that 
- Just realized all my confessions in this thread are women/sex/wc3 based.
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On September 29 2010 04:16 FaZe wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote:
when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18.
also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather.
I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans. L.M.F.A.O
jesus christ dude
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I was exploring a cave today in minecraft during class, and I yelled out loud when a creeper popped around a dark corner. Everyone in class turned around and stared at me.
I hate halo games and think they're horrible fps's, but I bought them all anyways because all my friends play them.
I played random during my placement matches to see which race I liked best. After 100 games in ladder, I still haven't picked.
My biggest fear is getting trapped in an infinitely regressing loop of time. (Happened the first and only time i smoked weed with some friends. It went on for so long I began to doubt my own existence)
I'm 19 and still a virgin. I've even declined sexual advances from hot girls because I want to be in love with a girl before I have sex with her.
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this is my last free day. I start a proper job tomorrow and will have to work for the rest of my life. I'm afraid I will miss college and my freedom so much...
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My grade 11 girlfriend invited me to her school's pre-grad with her, and I had accepted. Later I was invited on the same weekend to a redneck lake to drink gallons of beer with the guys. To get out of the pre-grad, I told her that my cousin in Saskatchewan had died in a freak tractor accident, and that I had to go that weekend to the funeral.
She seemed genuinely sad for me at the time. Needless to say, when she found out, I didn't really see much of her anymore 
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My best friend since second grade (I'm now 20 years old) has dated this reaaaallly beautiful woman since our senior year in highschool. (About 2 1/2 years now)
I've fucked her at least once a week since the second month of them dating.
It feels so wrong, and I hate betraying my friend. But on the other hand I love it.
Last thing, we all live together. 3 way rent, 2 rooms.
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I was proposed by men much more times i was proposed by woman
In fact, seems like i'm attractive to men but i have no fortune with chicks
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I fuckin love deadmau5 - fml !!!!
This track is the best thing u can get to wake you up in the morning while driving!
Everytime i listen to this i imagine i am a god in the old aztec time...this is so good...so freakin good
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On September 30 2010 18:11 StatiC)Ex( wrote:
My best friend since second grade (I'm now 20 years old) has dated this reaaaallly beautiful woman since our senior year in highschool. (About 2 1/2 years now)
I've fucked her at least once a week since the second month of them dating.
It feels so wrong, and I hate betraying my friend. But on the other hand I love it.
Last thing, we all live together. 3 way rent, 2 rooms.
What a beast
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I started my computer, saw the time was 13:37 and said "lol" without laughing. 
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i thought all dogs were boys and all cats were girls.
I didn't realize that balls even existed until about 8 or 9. I thought like in movies when a guy got kicked in the crotch, everyone was laughing because he got kicked in the penis.
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On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote:
when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18.
also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather.
I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans.
Christ - this has to be one of the better ones.
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I fucked a girl that liked to be dominated, she couldn't go on so I had to finish, but didn't cos I enjoyed her in agony :p. I feel evil.
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I have no idea why, but I do not like Spanish people. Maybe because all the Spanish people I've met are dumb idiots...
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Years of public transportation have made me racist. I never sit beside brown people because they smell, and want to kill black people that blast loud rap music for the whole bus to hear. Azn people are pretty awesome tho.
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