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minus_human
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Rinrun
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Celadan
Norway471 Posts
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
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LeafHouse
United States185 Posts
On September 28 2010 06:30 57 Corvette wrote: Idk how to fap. Contrary to popular belief, that's not the worst thing. --- I'm freaking out about whether I'll get into med school this next month. o_o; | ||
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v3chr0
United States856 Posts
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LonelyIslands
Canada590 Posts
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kickinhead
Switzerland2069 Posts
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CrY.
Japan97 Posts
also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather. I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans. | ||
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Gatsbi
United States1134 Posts
On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote: when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18. also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather. I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans. That explains the previous two things in your post so well. | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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MadNeSs
Denmark1507 Posts
On September 28 2010 08:03 Necosarius wrote: I just saw Titanic. Did you cry? | ||
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OutlaW-
Czech Republic5053 Posts
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wxwx
527 Posts
On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote: when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18. also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather. I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans. sarcastic i hope. | ||
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De4ngus
United States6533 Posts
On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote: when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18. also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather. I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans. Lol, nice try. Infested with bugs wtf. | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
Almost. | ||
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
On September 28 2010 05:51 GMarshal wrote: I think I have fallen in love for the first time in my life, as I discover this I also learn that my best friend is dating her perhaps, youre falling in lust? | ||
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NeintyNein
United States2 Posts
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Soulish
Canada1403 Posts
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Diuqil
United States307 Posts
On September 28 2010 07:58 Gatsbi wrote: That explains the previous two things in your post so well. LMFAO | ||
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