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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
September 27 2010 21:26 GMT
#2461
I haven't showered in 2 days, and wont take a full shower for at least another two because I have no hot water, also my apartment is full of pipes sticking out of walls and rubble, and when I smoke I literally stroke the cigarette (lol how is this called in English) on the floor.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
September 27 2010 21:28 GMT
#2462
I want a girlfriend, but I fear that it won't last as my first relationship ended in me being cheated on.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Celadan
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway471 Posts
September 27 2010 21:28 GMT
#2463
Actualy i changed race when i switched from Wc3 to SC2!
спеціальна Тактика
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
September 27 2010 21:30 GMT
#2464
Idk how to fap.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
LeafHouse
Profile Joined June 2007
United States185 Posts
September 27 2010 21:37 GMT
#2465
On September 28 2010 06:30 57 Corvette wrote:
Idk how to fap.

Contrary to popular belief, that's not the worst thing.
---
I'm freaking out about whether I'll get into med school this next month. o_o;
v3chr0
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States856 Posts
September 27 2010 21:41 GMT
#2466
I once created quite a large explosion in a garbage pale with hair spray that threw me back 5ft in my room. I then threw the flaming garbage bag into my neighbors yard from the window.
"He catches him with his pants down, backs him off into a corner, and then it's over." - Khaldor
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
September 27 2010 22:15 GMT
#2467
I have a lot of anger inside of me and often times I go for a walk or do something physical to try and burn it off, usually do this alone.
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
kickinhead
Profile Joined December 2008
Switzerland2069 Posts
September 27 2010 22:30 GMT
#2468
I skipped class today...
https://soundcloud.com/thesamplethief
CrY.
Profile Joined July 2010
Japan97 Posts
September 27 2010 22:44 GMT
#2469
when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18.

also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather.

I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans.
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
September 27 2010 22:58 GMT
#2470
On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote:
when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18.

also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather.

I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans.


That explains the previous two things in your post so well.
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
September 27 2010 23:03 GMT
#2471
I just saw Titanic.
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
September 27 2010 23:28 GMT
#2472
On September 28 2010 08:03 Necosarius wrote:
I just saw Titanic.

Did you cry?
OutlaW-
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic5053 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-03 20:54:40
September 27 2010 23:50 GMT
#2473
cus lev
Delete your post underage b&. You're incestuous for you're onee-chan so you're clearly not a bad guy, but others might not agree
wxwx
Profile Joined May 2010
527 Posts
September 27 2010 23:58 GMT
#2474
On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote:
when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18.

also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather.

I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans.


sarcastic i hope.
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
September 28 2010 00:05 GMT
#2475
On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote:
when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18.

also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather.

I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans.

Lol, nice try. Infested with bugs wtf.
GANDHISAUCE
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
September 28 2010 00:05 GMT
#2476
On September 28 2010 08:28 MadNeSs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 08:03 Necosarius wrote:
I just saw Titanic.

Did you cry?

Almost.
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
September 28 2010 00:05 GMT
#2477
On September 28 2010 05:51 GMarshal wrote:
I think I have fallen in love for the first time in my life, as I discover this I also learn that my best friend is dating her



perhaps, youre falling in lust?
troi oi thang map nai!!!
NeintyNein
Profile Joined August 2010
United States2 Posts
September 28 2010 00:38 GMT
#2478
I collect nudie pictures of my former girlfriends.
Soulish
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1403 Posts
September 28 2010 02:11 GMT
#2479
I miss playing maplestory but I'll never go back b/c its trash
me all in, he drone drone drone, me win
Diuqil
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States307 Posts
September 28 2010 02:16 GMT
#2480
On September 28 2010 07:58 Gatsbi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 07:44 CrY. wrote:
when i was 12, i bought a sockem bopper, u know those things u blew up and stuck ur hand inside and fought people with. well one day, i lubed it up and had sex with it..then every night after that one for about 4 months until it became so gross from all the cum that it got infested with bugs. this traumatized me as a 12 year old and i couldnt bring myself to have sex until i was 18.

also when i was younger i thought i was gay because i sodomized my male G spot with a plunger. but then i realized im not attracted to men, just like getting reacharounds from my gf while she whips me in leather.

I was born in japan, and i cant stand americans.


That explains the previous two things in your post so well.

LMFAO
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