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Aerom
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia6 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-14 11:48:32
September 14 2010 11:47 GMT
#2421
On September 14 2010 09:15 bananengurke wrote:
I did xtc once and I really loved it and planned on doing it again, however almost every single friend/family I have talked to about it said they think it is absolutely horrible and will never ever talk to me again if I would do it again


then you dont tell them next time?, be careful with it though, ecstasy can really screw you up if you arent careful with it
gumbercules? i love that guy!
cody1024d
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
107 Posts
September 14 2010 12:01 GMT
#2422
I just broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years, yesterday. A small part of me worries that I just made the biggest mistake of my life.
No point in half-assing it.
lynx.oblige
Profile Joined August 2009
Sierra Leone2268 Posts
September 14 2010 12:05 GMT
#2423
I play video games too much.
Everyone needs a nemesis.
yFot
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden41 Posts
September 14 2010 13:03 GMT
#2424
In starcraft1 I pretended to be a girl in order to get lessons from better players (it worked mind you)
Where in the world is Stylish? #laka ._.V
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7596 Posts
September 14 2010 13:54 GMT
#2425
Back to school tonight and I'm really nervous! ...

Let's see... when I was a kid I'd always do something purposely wrong(destructive) and find a way to frame someone else succeeding every time.

Thanks to a combination effort of Starcraft+ Warcraft 3 my old computer had been kicked/drop kicked so many times there's pretty much a perfect print of my foot in the side frame. Goes all the way in, still works like a charm lol...
crappen
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway1546 Posts
September 14 2010 14:04 GMT
#2426
On September 14 2010 21:01 cody1024d wrote:
I just broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years, yesterday. A small part of me worries that I just made the biggest mistake of my life.


I was in a relationship for 4 years, I wanted to end it the last 2 years, but unlike you, I did not have the balls, and was just in it for the sex.

I dislike anal sex (only tried girl)

First time I kissed, all that was going on in my head was (please dont throw up, please keep calm and dont throw up). Oh, I was 17, I was and still am a nerd.

When I told my ex-girlfriend about our first kiss, the real story, she was absolutely furious and upset.

First time I came (15yo), I had no idea what was gonna happen, I was thinking "fuck this, Im peeing anyway". Too my surprise, something entirely different came out. I had no idea why it wasnt just regular piss, but was happy as I didnt have to change the bed atleast.



Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
September 14 2010 14:21 GMT
#2427
When i first discovered masturbation the way i did it was by slapping my dick back and forth really hard with my hand. I wasn't till like a year later that i discovered there was a easier gentler way.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
September 14 2010 14:36 GMT
#2428
On September 14 2010 08:28 Tabbris wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 21:54 Mawi wrote:
I can't tie my own shoe laces and im almost 18
I can't whistle
I can't understand equations thus i failed math in school
I can't think of anything else that i suck at.

Wtf! how do you tie your shoes then!! Dont tell me you wear those stickie shoes. It takes 5mins to learn.

My mom does it for me. God no stickie shoes they are ugly and they aren't good.

I am secretly in love with a hot girl in my class and she is a bookworm will not work out
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
September 14 2010 14:41 GMT
#2429
On September 14 2010 22:03 yFot wrote:
In starcraft1 I pretended to be a girl in order to get lessons from better players (it worked mind you)

that's gay-ish
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
September 14 2010 14:46 GMT
#2430
I don't feel anonymous enough to confess something here.
trex_
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada7 Posts
September 14 2010 14:49 GMT
#2431
I tell people I job 2x faster than I actually do.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-14 14:57:37
September 14 2010 14:52 GMT
#2432
On September 14 2010 22:03 yFot wrote:
In starcraft1 I pretended to be a girl in order to get lessons from better players (it worked mind you)

So Incontrol taught you what zerglings are and what to do with them?

On September 14 2010 23:46 VarmVaffel wrote:
I don't feel anonymous enough to confess something here.

I want to learn more about you mister Lars A. Pedersen
Macabre
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1262 Posts
September 14 2010 14:55 GMT
#2433
I called out of work today to play sc2. It's down for maintenance. Mwuaha
Those who know how to think need no teachers. Tasteless - I think I'll take my shirt off and let my muscles do the casting
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
September 14 2010 15:50 GMT
#2434
I use this site to look at porn on the school computers.
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
September 14 2010 18:40 GMT
#2435
I miss my ex. She have the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.

I want to try drugs.

I sleep 3-4 hours/night because I keep thinking about useless stuff all the time. I'm only tired when I wake up, otherwise I can be awake for 36 hours without feeling sleepy at all.

When I was 13 I woke up late one night and heard my parents talk about me and my older brother. They liked him better than me and wished I could be more like him. Ever since I tried my best to be even better than my brother at everything. I gave up when I turned 18, he is still their favorite.

I think math is fun.

The only reason I got really into Starcraft and ended up here on TL is because of a girl (from the first confession).

I really want to work out but I am just too lazy.
shannn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2891 Posts
September 15 2010 08:21 GMT
#2436
In highschool I had a huge crush on this girl and sometimes talk to her. My skype used to go automatically camera on when getting called.

Now when I once got out of the shower I was butt naked and I liked it so I sat on my seat and went to play some WoW (World of Warcraft TBC) while being naked.

The girl I had a crush on called me and camera went on and she saw me naked and didn't tell me anything and we were talking like 1.5 hours long.

Afterwards she told me she was looking at me naked for the the whole duration of the conversation and then went naked herself in front of my camera and few min later my mom came in and busted me and her both being naked. I was so ashamed when it happened.

I figured my mom would freak out and say stuff but she responded to me with: "Use condoms when you 2 are having sex in bed.". That day is something I will never forget and my mom will always make me remember by saying "Do you have a condom with you?" if I talk to a girl.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=6321864 Epic post.
Darkush
Profile Joined April 2010
United States19 Posts
September 15 2010 08:51 GMT
#2437
ive been playing halo: reach for the past 24 hours

:D
What we do in this life echoes in eternity.
slappy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1271 Posts
September 15 2010 08:59 GMT
#2438
On September 13 2010 11:50 ccdnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 11:44 slappy wrote:
I spend more money on boose than I do for food...


Nothing wrong with that slappy, nothing wrong with that.


thank god someone's on my team! lol

let's see...

+ Show Spoiler +
The most weed I had in my possesion at one time was 3 pounds. My friends and I played pound tag, and I used one as my pillow that night
jaedong imba
Rozza
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom45 Posts
September 15 2010 09:20 GMT
#2439
On September 14 2010 22:03 yFot wrote:
In starcraft1 I pretended to be a girl in order to get lessons from better players (it worked mind you)


i offer cyber for free sc2 ladder wins

; _ ;
asdfVSqwert
Profile Joined July 2006
Germany174 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-15 10:27:39
September 15 2010 10:24 GMT
#2440
I was at Ibiza on my vacation one week ago. On the first day I tried ecstacy for the first time. The holiday was going for 8 days. I ended up trying it for 5 times as a whole. I will never regret it.

On the third day I had within 12 hours, 2 gram of wheed, 1.5gram of cocaine, 3litres San Miguel and 0,5gram of MDMA...was the most freakin fuckin craziest day of my entire life.... was entirely worth it! I never tried that before.
After that I had my longest sleep ever. Slept for 21 hours straight.
1# Fan of myself
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