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MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-13 02:17:57
September 13 2010 02:15 GMT
#2381
same thing, i'm 23



well not counting the one time my grandpa accidentially grabbed the wrong bottle when i was like 5 years old -.- should have been apple juice but ended up being apple wine. but since i don't consider this being drunk "consciously", i count me as never having been drunk still.
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
September 13 2010 02:22 GMT
#2382
On September 13 2010 08:32 Glasse wrote:
I fucked my girlfriend's twin sister twice.


You probably didn't notice, its okay
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
September 13 2010 02:39 GMT
#2383
I broke up with my girlfriend for a week just so I could go get drunk with my ex and have it not be "cheating" when we hooked up.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
September 13 2010 02:42 GMT
#2384
On September 13 2010 10:19 arb wrote:
I make sex jokes to this girl all the time, and im completely serious.

I find it curious she never says no or refuses



same.

but when it comes down to business, she'll (most likely) bitch out.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
slappy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1271 Posts
September 13 2010 02:44 GMT
#2385
I spend more money on boose than I do for food...
jaedong imba
ccdnl
Profile Joined April 2010
United States611 Posts
September 13 2010 02:50 GMT
#2386
On September 13 2010 11:44 slappy wrote:
I spend more money on boose than I do for food...


Nothing wrong with that slappy, nothing wrong with that.
civil cervixes || Kang Min Fan || I like TLO, TLO= German, I like Germans..?
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-13 03:25:42
September 13 2010 03:14 GMT
#2387
On September 13 2010 11:42 funkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 10:19 arb wrote:
I make sex jokes to this girl all the time, and im completely serious.

I find it curious she never says no or refuses



same.

but when it comes down to business, she'll (most likely) bitch out.


whaat? she would definitely do it, you just gotta work your game.

here's another I guess (nsfw):
+ Show Spoiler +
the first time I had anal, i lost the broner. she jerked me off and put it in her V. that's pretty gross.
since 98'
SiguR
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada2039 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-13 03:55:42
September 13 2010 03:55 GMT
#2388
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 19 2010 11:44 Najda wrote:
It pisses me off that car turn signals aren't all synchronized.

I believe I am or can be better than almost everyone at everything, but recognize that there will always be people better than me, but never mention I am better even if I have already proven so.

I'm worried for my future because I want to do something I love but there is nothing I love to do.


The girl I like lives 800 miles away, currently has a boyfriend, is 3 years older than me, and even if we were to get together my ADD is too bad to maintain a long distance relationship (tried twice, failed twice).

All but one of my friends I have had just for the sake of having friends and not being a loner, and I've come to realize I'm pretty different from that one friend. I've never found anyone else who is interested in all the same things I am.

I'm very ambitious but lack motivation to do anything.

I recognize my flaws but am too lazy to fix them. This is a flaw of mine.

An hour that goes by without me having accomplished anything is an hour wasted. Too bad I rarely accomplish anything...

I hate people who are bad at things but refuse advice to help them get better.

I am always fair.

I get angry when people don't trust me.

Casual conversations bore me to death because I feel the need to always be doing something.

I stumble over words because I think faster than I can talk.


Holy shit you're my doppleganger.

Like, almost all of those are a pretty big deal for me. I've bolded everything you wrote that is written exactly how I'd describe myself. I'm tripping balls right now.
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
September 13 2010 04:10 GMT
#2389
On September 01 2010 13:27 Gene wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 31 2010 23:39 allyourbase wrote:
I have watched 4 full seasons of Gilmore Girls with my girlfriend. I enjoyed it.

Since we started dating I have also learned every Taylor Swift song by heart. I like those too..... x.x


as much as one could hate it, it is still a very witty show, dialogue wise.


taylor swift is pretty unforgivable though.

I know every Taylor Swift song by heart and have played them over 20 times each. And this is not due to any girl making me listen to it.
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Brucifer
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4 Posts
September 13 2010 05:32 GMT
#2390
im 18 and i still dont know how to ride a bike.
"BILL FUCKIN' MURRAY!!!!!"
vOddy
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden402 Posts
September 13 2010 05:55 GMT
#2391
I can't whistle.
"You generate awesomeness. It just flows from you."
Brucifer
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4 Posts
September 13 2010 05:58 GMT
#2392
On September 13 2010 14:55 vOddy wrote:
I can't whistle.

me neither
"BILL FUCKIN' MURRAY!!!!!"
CheAse
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada919 Posts
September 13 2010 05:59 GMT
#2393
I cried at the end of Monsters Inc.
SCV good to go sir
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
September 13 2010 06:00 GMT
#2394
i cried when shadow fell in the hole
Brucifer
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4 Posts
September 13 2010 06:02 GMT
#2395
i cried when bill murray died in zombieland.
"BILL FUCKIN' MURRAY!!!!!"
Yurie
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
11965 Posts
September 13 2010 06:11 GMT
#2396
I find having friends require too much effort, thus I have none.
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
September 13 2010 06:18 GMT
#2397
I found out Friday I really love bluegrass music, too damn catchy.

Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
FuriousJodo
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States212 Posts
September 13 2010 06:40 GMT
#2398
I streamed pretyt high level SSF4 tournaments for months and I easily get more viewers of me messing around in SC2 @ 3AM than I did in most of my SSF4 broadcasts. Wtf?
http://www.youtube.com/FuriousJodo - SC2/Misc Gaming Commentary/etc
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
September 13 2010 06:45 GMT
#2399
Im 20 and want to be a professional soccer player, tho its highly unprobable. I go 3-4 days a week to a park at 9pm when the lights are off just to train alone for 2 hours.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-13 06:54:52
September 13 2010 06:54 GMT
#2400
Also im self-conscious about my voice, even though its not bad.

edit: sry for the 2x :o
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