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junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
September 07 2010 15:37 GMT
#2341
On September 06 2010 22:07 Nefo wrote:
I only confess stuff when I'm drunk.


Is that a confession o_O
the UMP says YER OUT
vyyye
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden3917 Posts
September 07 2010 17:42 GMT
#2342
I regularly end up in debating against piracy when I tend to pirate myself. Why? Shits and giggles.
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
September 07 2010 17:44 GMT
#2343
I'm sitting on the toilet while posting this.
Ideas are bullet-proof.
Escape
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada306 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-07 18:08:25
September 07 2010 18:07 GMT
#2344
I enjoy playing SC2 more than with my kids.. I think I am a bad father. lol
TwoPac
Profile Joined October 2009
United States163 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-08 01:07:55
September 08 2010 01:07 GMT
#2345
A couple weeks ago my friends and I jumped some kid cause he was smart, well off and white.
I've beat up a kid at my highschool for being homosexual (we have a homosexul club).
When I see an arab, the first thing that comes to my mind is terrorist.
I'm only dating my girlfriend cause she's hot and for sex.
"I once contemplated suicide, but when I held that nine all I could see was my mama's eyes."
sRapers_ValkS
Profile Joined August 2009
United States644 Posts
September 08 2010 01:46 GMT
#2346
On September 08 2010 02:44 DROPPINBOMBS wrote:
I'm sitting on the toilet while posting this.

goes with your name =P
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
September 08 2010 01:47 GMT
#2347
On September 08 2010 10:07 TwoPac wrote:
A couple weeks ago my friends and I jumped some kid cause he was smart, well off and white.
I've beat up a kid at my highschool for being homosexual (we have a homosexul club).
When I see an arab, the first thing that comes to my mind is terrorist.
I'm only dating my girlfriend cause she's hot and for sex.

lol Good luck remaining alive in TL if you still maintain that attitude.
Dox
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia1199 Posts
September 08 2010 01:54 GMT
#2348
I think blondes look creepy.
@NvDox | Plantronics Nv: Rossi . mOOnGLaDe . deth . JazBas | @NvSC2 | @NvCoD | @NvLeague | @NvHearthstone | @NvDotA2 | @PLT_MF
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
September 08 2010 01:58 GMT
#2349
+ Show Spoiler [NSFW] +
I very much enjoy the taste of pussy.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
geek0
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark32 Posts
September 08 2010 02:02 GMT
#2350
i think threads like this one are retarded
Grimjim
Profile Joined May 2010
United States395 Posts
September 08 2010 02:03 GMT
#2351
Because of an awful relationship and its aftermath with a terribly manipulative girl, I don't think I can ever trust another woman again, no matter how nice or loyal she is.

I look down on random, moronic strangers with almost pure disdain and condescension, yet I'm extremely friendly in person.

I secretly wish I was the crazy partier that got wasted all the time.

I am serious. And my name is Shirley.
GrazerRinge
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
999 Posts
September 08 2010 02:57 GMT
#2352
Wanna get a girlfriend i can trust.
"Successful people don't talk much. They listen and take action."
DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
September 08 2010 06:22 GMT
#2353
I would dump my GF for Tom Brady.
Jankem
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada42 Posts
September 08 2010 06:43 GMT
#2354
On June 13 2009 17:33 VIB wrote:
Today I told my girlfriend I didn't want to have sex, because I understand she was tired and I care more about her. I lied, I got home and jerked off.


That is awesome. Sometimes you gotta let loose some five finger nuckle children.
Terran. Period.
Jankem
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada42 Posts
September 08 2010 06:44 GMT
#2355
When I get frustrated with Starcraft 2 I go and play HoN to rage out.
Terran. Period.
Tracil
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia505 Posts
September 08 2010 06:46 GMT
#2356
On September 08 2010 11:03 Grimjim wrote:

I secretly wish I was the crazy partier that got wasted all the time.



^
Shooting
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8247 Posts
September 08 2010 07:14 GMT
#2357
I'm skipping school right now to play SC2..

and because its incredibly cold outside..I hate Norway sometimes.
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
September 08 2010 15:28 GMT
#2358
On September 08 2010 15:43 Jankem wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:33 VIB wrote:
Today I told my girlfriend I didn't want to have sex, because I understand she was tired and I care more about her. I lied, I got home and jerked off.


That is awesome. Sometimes you gotta let loose some five finger nuckle children.


She coulda just sucked you clean... God women are so selfish.
the UMP says YER OUT
Twistacles
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1327 Posts
September 08 2010 21:22 GMT
#2359
I like praise yet don't know how to handle it when I get it.
"If you don't give a shit which gum you buy, get stride" - Tyler
HardcoreBilly
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States222 Posts
September 09 2010 00:33 GMT
#2360
On September 09 2010 06:22 Twistacles wrote:
I like praise yet don't know how to handle it when I get it.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I always pretend like I don't even hear the praise, and then I come off as absent minded =/.
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